Does LeAnn Rimes even record music anymore, or is this pretty much the extent of her pop cultural contributions these days?

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Does LeAnn Rimes even record music anymore?

She recorded music?

I thought she just starred in the Daily Mail bikini sidebar.

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Apos: Normally, I'd suggest that these two AWs hash this out clad in bikinis and a mud pit. Not this time.


Jettisoning both into deep space is a better option.



Half of the combo.

All of these people sound horrible and I am sorry I read the beginning of the article and now commented on it.

Eddie likes his women to have that cheap "carny' quality.

Hey, Taylor! Another chapter in that book about you in five years!

There is a whole bunch of stuff in this article that doesn't really seem to be worthy of an article.

I tend to think people should keep their private lives to themselves.

scottydoesntknow: WTF is she wearing? I mean I appreciate the cold temperature, but it looks like she ran into a shower curtain and got twisted in it.

It looks like she's wearing a onesie with no underwear. I wonder if it has footies and a flap on the ass so she can poo.

Rimes looks like bad breath smells with a dab of Down syndrome.

/just sayin

She is the very definition of batshiat insane lunatic.. Those eyes....

The only one I feel bad for is Rimes' ex. He is apparently the only non-attention whore. I know way too much about these idiots. Thanks Fark!...

Wellon Dowd: That must have been kinda uncomfortable for the person conducting the interview.

Knowing her she probably had her ankles on his shoulders.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Does LeAnn Rimes even record music anymore, or is this pretty much the extent of her pop cultural contributions these days?

If you manage the money she has made well enough, there is not need to keep working, which is what I would do.

Too skinny.

/gross!

I nailed LeeAnn about 6 years ago.

She was awesome.

She had sex in an interview? Did they record it?

FuturePastNow: scottydoesntknow: WTF is she wearing? I mean I appreciate the cold temperature, but it looks like she ran into a shower curtain and got twisted in it.

It looks like she's wearing a onesie with no underwear. I wonder if it has footies and a flap on the ass so she can poo.

And a really dangly belly button ring, or one that has a chain connecting it to a genital piercing.

jmr61: I nailed LeeAnn about 6 years ago.

She was awesome.

I'll bite. Go on.

jmr61: I nailed LeeAnn about 6 years ago.

She was awesome.

Does another famous guy or girl strike your fancy right before bedtime, now? Perhaps it's LiLo or Russell Brand.

No worries, you're awesome too!

Well in one way she gets it. She cheated with a guy who also cheated on his marriage partner. If LeAnn isn't putting out then I'd bet he might cheat on her with someone else.

I remember when she was the cute young lady helping to sell toy cars, what happened?

Dear whores,

Looks fade.


Love,
Gordie

I'm so disappointed in her. I thought she was all about values.

Atomic Spunk: I'm so disappointed in her. I thought she was all about values.


It was rumored that she was banging her drummer when she first started out - and he got mysteriously replaced on the tour.

Heard Pops walked in on them, but I guess it's all here say...

Kurmudgeon: I remember when she was the cute young lady helping to sell toy cars, what happened?
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How ironic that the side of the car says "Commitment".

JasonOfOrillia: If the sex were really non-stop then wouldn't she be still having it right now?

Farking hyperbole, how does it work?

oukewldave: The only one I feel bad for is Rimes' ex. He is apparently the only non-attention whore. I know way too much about these idiots. Thanks Fark!...

I feel happy for him. He got rid of a crazy, cheating, shrew-faced skank before he had kids with her to get caught up in the mess. He'll probably go on to have a better life with someone poorer, better looking and nicer.

ambercat: oukewldave: The only one I feel bad for is Rimes' ex. He is apparently the only non-attention whore. I know way too much about these idiots. Thanks Fark!...

I feel happy for him. He got rid of a crazy, cheating, shrew-faced skank before he had kids with her to get caught up in the mess. He'll probably go on to have a better life with someone poorer, better looking and nicer.

Aw you were going good till you had to qualify that he'll meet someone "poorer" to be with. Why not say he'll meet someone better than her?

CSB

About 12 years ago I worked sound for an awards show in LA. She was one of the performers. For about 10 days leading up to one of these shows there's all kinds of rehearsals and dress-rehearsals. She would show up for rehearsal, sing her stupid f*cking song, and that's it. She's basically a karaoke singer, like most pop country singers. Yeah, she smelled about like you would imagine, cigarettes and hangover smegma. Every day except the dress rehearsal she wore rolled up WalMart sweatpants. And the ass, my god, did that little girl have an ass on her. Queen of the trailer park for sure.

She has definitely gone down hill. I'll admit I actually tend to prefer women on the thin/fit side of things, but she's got Meth written all over here. What a shame.

INeedAName: She has definitely gone down hill. I'll admit I actually tend to prefer women on the thin/fit side of things, but she's got Meth written all over here. What a shame.

I was thinking coke, but same difference.

She looks inbred.

undernova: jmr61: I nailed LeeAnn about 6 years ago.

She was awesome.

I'll bite. Go on.

Can't kiss and tell, sorry.

jmr61: I nailed LeeAnn about 6 years ago.

She was awesome.

Wet dreams don't count, kid.

jmr61: undernova: jmr61: I nailed LeeAnn about 6 years ago.

She was awesome.

I'll bite. Go on.

Can't kiss and tell, sorry.

You already kissed and told. Or is that your second lie?

What the hell is an Eddie Cibrian or a Brandi Glanville?

Gulper Eel: Talk about your bait and switch. The first time I heard her I thought it was the second coming of Patsy Cline, but from then on in she's been the adult-contemporary-country-lite-corporate-pap of the month.

Also, I can't get past the squinty.

How did she manage to find a guy who squints even more than she does?