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(Chicagoist)   Chicago's O'Hare airport to offer tiny rooms by the hour for sleeping, but not sex. Subby will just keep cruising the bathrooms for that   (chicagoist.com) divider line 5
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2013-01-19 05:55:56 PM
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I've felt that 24 hour restaurants like Denny's and iHop should have sleep tubes.

Drunks stumble in. They're hungry so they have 2AM dinner. They're wasted and tired so they rent a sleep tube. Then they wake up and they're hungry and hungover so they get breakfast and coffee
2013-01-19 07:03:09 PM
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For the designers of this plan without a flair for the obvious: people sleep on the ground, on uncomfortable seats, and anywhere carpeted to avoid having to pay $120 a night for a room in a hotel- regardless if they could afford it or not. Why not price small cubicle like bunks in the range of $5- $10 an hour (single or double occupancy) and $50 nightly.

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2013-01-19 05:26:17 PM
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Chicago's mayoral spokesman, Tom Alexander, sent an email to the Sun-Times stating, "We have a large law enforcement presence at the airport, which helps us maintain a safe environment for all travelers. We will work diligently in preventing illegal behavior, as we do throughout the airport."

Wait... now farking is illegal? What the hell.
2013-01-19 05:07:34 PM
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bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com
2013-01-19 04:50:07 PM
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"People come to us with that comment," [said Philadelphia International Airport Supervisor Ronnie Gross], "but people don't pay for that." She also added, "When you have a five-hour lay-over between flights, the first thing you think about is sleep, getting some food or souvenirs and getting some work done."

Chicago's mayoral spokesman, Tom Alexander, sent an email to the  Sun-Times stating, "We have a large law enforcement presence at the airport, which helps us maintain a safe environment for all travelers. We will work diligently in preventing illegal behavior, as we do throughout the airport."


I don't see anything in there that would prevent me and Mrs. Isonomia from having some fun on the road - of course, I'm not up on my city ordinances for Chicago... plus renting the space might include a "no farking" clause... still, the soundproof walls implies the developer was taking loud farking into mind...
 
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