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(Cracked)   Some of us are fond of vintage ads, but ever seen these eight creepy ones? Subby apologizes to you in advance   (cracked.com) divider line 26
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2013-01-19 03:23:30 PM  
5 votes:
i.crackedcdn.com

I half expect them to start singing Friends Of P
2013-01-19 06:27:45 PM  
3 votes:

Rufus Lee King: [allwomenstalk.com image 500x426]


i172.photobucket.com
2013-01-19 03:25:20 PM  
3 votes:
i.crackedcdn.com

                                DEVO
2013-01-19 03:08:30 PM  
3 votes:

Pud: [t3.gstatic.com image 176x286]

At some point, someone actually thought that would get the ol' taste buds to watering.


The fine people at Archie McPhee decided that that poster needed to be turned into a dashboard bobble...pig. I own this, it is on the dash of my car:

mcphee.com

They also made a serving tray, which I also own.

mcphee.com

They also have a BBQ kit with "Slicey" that includes wipes and bibs with his picture, with "Let's Get Messy". I don't own that one, but as a fan of things that might creep out random guests, I do appreciate it.
2013-01-19 03:08:27 PM  
3 votes:
Thanks for the Thorazine ads, my mom's homemade birthday card is going to be hilarious this year. :D
2013-01-19 03:03:27 PM  
3 votes:

abfalter: True story about thorazine (short version):

That's my experience with thorazine.


But you didn't yell at any clouds THAT day.
2013-01-19 03:00:12 PM  
3 votes:
True story about thorazine (short version):


Once I ate a couple of bratwursts and got the worst (wurst?!) hiccups I ever had. They went on for several hours and would not abate. I tried a few things after talking a doctor who called me back and nothing worked. My back was wracked in pain after several hours of hiccuping every second and I was exhausted from not sleeping. He told me to to to the ER.

When I went to the ER they asked me what was wrong. I said: "I have hiccups." and she looked at me funny. So I added "For several hours now" and they let me in.

It was a slow night and I did not have to wait long. The doctor came in and talked to me and was puzzled. When he came back he had a book. (This was about 25 years ago so not as much Internet). He literally had to look up what to do.

He asked if I had someone to drive me home and I told him I did, He said "I'll be right back" and came back with a large needle and told me to drop my drawers.

The shot was thorazine. It is a severe muscle relaxant.

My hiccups went away within two minutes. But the shot was kicking in. I could barely make it to the car. By the time I got home my wife almost could not get me up the steps.

The next morning I was wide awake but so lethargic all I could do was lay there.

But the hiccups went away.

That's my experience with thorazine.
2013-01-19 02:58:45 PM  
3 votes:
When cigarette burns no longer get her off:

i.crackedcdn.com
2013-01-19 08:49:08 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com

They're talking about the drain in the kitchen sink, you sick perv.
2013-01-19 04:16:55 PM  
2 votes:
i.crackedcdn.com

i.crackedcdn.com

From a sidebar link. Interesting train of thought going on here.
2013-01-19 03:41:32 PM  
2 votes:
i813.photobucket.com
You can't make this shiat up.
2013-01-19 03:08:54 PM  
2 votes:
static-l3.blogcritics.org

Peggy, nice work on the Thorazine account
2013-01-19 11:01:15 PM  
1 votes:
cravagolina.files.wordpress.com
2013-01-19 05:10:09 PM  
1 votes:

Creepy Lurker Guy: buckler


A roommate of mine told me he was an orderly on a mental
ward at some point, and he and a buddy arranged to get
some Thorazine, just to see what it was all about. He said
they slipped into a supply closet and took them, and proceeded
to sit down and stare at each other while drooling for a couple
hours, completely unable to form a single rational thought.


But what effect did the Thorazine have?


*badoom* *tish*
2013-01-19 04:09:35 PM  
1 votes:

buckler: A roommate of mine told me he was an orderly on a mental ward at some point, and he and a buddy arranged to get some Thorazine, just to see what it was all about. He said they slipped into a supply closet and took them, and proceeded to sit down and stare at each other while drooling for a couple hours, completely unable to form a single rational thought.


Pfft. I can almost do that with a fairly small amount of bourbon.
2013-01-19 04:07:40 PM  
1 votes:
lrbizarrebazaar.files.wordpress.com
www.ufunk.net
2013-01-19 03:59:26 PM  
1 votes:
i28.tinypic.com

Take a seat.
2013-01-19 03:46:31 PM  
1 votes:

Infernalist: You can't make this shiat up.


I don't get it.
2013-01-19 03:46:18 PM  
1 votes:

Coming on a Bicycle: The first item needs a lot of explanation to make it creepy for us ('For the benefit of our blind friends...'), so much so that I think that even the author probably believes that it really isn't so creepy (a nipple is showing? Are you guys in the US really that far gone?).


Yes, yes we are. They blur babies butts on "America's Funniest Home Videos" so the FCC won't fine them for airing "Baby porn".
2013-01-19 03:40:33 PM  
1 votes:
wings.buffalo.edu
2013-01-19 03:33:10 PM  
1 votes:

Red Shirt Blues: [i.crackedcdn.com image 381x500]

                                DEVO


The girl on the left looks like she has her clothes on backwards.
2013-01-19 03:24:55 PM  
1 votes:
mulattodiaries.files.wordpress.com

At least there was the warning about 6 year olds.
2013-01-19 03:18:13 PM  
1 votes:

L.D. Ablo: Those ads aren't creepy.  They're nothing compared to the old Thorazine ads:


Oh MY GOD. Just wow.

i.crackedcdn.com

I look at this and I see a girl who's suffered trauma the kind she can't tell her mother about.  It doesn't help that the add says "When a woman's five she needs love."

/shiver
2013-01-19 01:35:33 PM  
1 votes:

Krymson Tyde: While George Dickel isn't my brand of choice, Merle Haggard just looks like someone who would recognize and appreciate good whisky.


He looks like he's been "appreciating" good whisky every waking moment of every day for many years.
2013-01-19 01:13:47 PM  
1 votes:
Those ads aren't creepy.  They're nothing compared to the old Thorazine ads:

katherinegscott.files.wordpress.com

scienceblogs.com

drugpeace.files.wordpress.com

www.bonkersinstitute.org
Pud [TotalFark]
2013-01-19 01:10:21 PM  
1 votes:
t3.gstatic.com

At some point, someone actually thought that would get the ol' taste buds to watering.
 
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