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(Cracked)   Some of us are fond of vintage ads, but ever seen these eight creepy ones? Subby apologizes to you in advance   (cracked.com) divider line 22
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2013-01-19 03:23:30 PM
2 votes:
i.crackedcdn.com

I half expect them to start singing Friends Of P
2013-01-19 03:08:30 PM
2 votes:

Pud: [t3.gstatic.com image 176x286]

At some point, someone actually thought that would get the ol' taste buds to watering.


The fine people at Archie McPhee decided that that poster needed to be turned into a dashboard bobble...pig. I own this, it is on the dash of my car:

mcphee.com

They also made a serving tray, which I also own.

mcphee.com

They also have a BBQ kit with "Slicey" that includes wipes and bibs with his picture, with "Let's Get Messy". I don't own that one, but as a fan of things that might creep out random guests, I do appreciate it.
2013-01-19 03:08:23 PM
2 votes:
The article tells me more about the warped mind of the author than the advertisers.
2013-01-19 11:01:15 PM
1 votes:
cravagolina.files.wordpress.com
2013-01-19 09:34:23 PM
1 votes:
The section of cast-off mascots is currently not active, but most Fark readers are familiar with Lileks' Institute of Official Cheer, which first introduced us to the self-slicing pig, aka the Quisling Pig. Also a good source of more ads that will creep out, skeeve, and otherwise confuzzle those of us who weren't born within a contextable timeframe to not have our reality challenged.
2013-01-19 05:11:04 PM
1 votes:
"A flock of topless toddlers."

"One happy child playing in the surf, tank top askew to reveal a nipple."

Oh, the horrors.

There's something wrong with people who link nudity in children with sexuality.

/something wrong with the entire damn culture
2013-01-19 05:03:08 PM
1 votes:
treeofmamre.files.wordpress.com
2013-01-19 04:29:18 PM
1 votes:
I don't want to get all internet tough guy here, but only a gigantic pussy would find any of these creepy or "straight from nightmares".
2013-01-19 04:02:14 PM
1 votes:

Infernalist: [i813.photobucket.com image 600x463]
You can't make this shiat up.


Yeah, you can. That's not real. LOL
2013-01-19 03:41:32 PM
1 votes:
i813.photobucket.com
You can't make this shiat up.
2013-01-19 03:33:10 PM
1 votes:

Red Shirt Blues: [i.crackedcdn.com image 381x500]

                                DEVO


The girl on the left looks like she has her clothes on backwards.
2013-01-19 03:25:20 PM
1 votes:
i.crackedcdn.com

                                DEVO
2013-01-19 03:18:13 PM
1 votes:

L.D. Ablo: Those ads aren't creepy.  They're nothing compared to the old Thorazine ads:


Oh MY GOD. Just wow.

i.crackedcdn.com

I look at this and I see a girl who's suffered trauma the kind she can't tell her mother about.  It doesn't help that the add says "When a woman's five she needs love."

/shiver
2013-01-19 03:12:10 PM
1 votes:
I miss the old Holiday Inn signs.
2013-01-19 03:08:27 PM
1 votes:
Thanks for the Thorazine ads, my mom's homemade birthday card is going to be hilarious this year. :D
2013-01-19 03:00:00 PM
1 votes:
Wow , that article was more creepy than the ads.
2013-01-19 02:14:18 PM
1 votes:
As someone who's enjoyed clothing optional beaches, pools, swimming holes in both the US and abroad, the one with the kids didn't freak me out. But I understand where some people immediately thought of perverts salivating over nude kids. I only remind all that, earlier in our nation's history, we didn't have bathing suits so swimming was done in your birthday suit. Watch some old movies like Tom Sawyer, Little Rascals films, and you'll see how it was.
2013-01-19 01:53:29 PM
1 votes:
i.crackedcdn.com

"Uncensored version or GTFO"
img.photobucket.com
2013-01-19 01:35:33 PM
1 votes:

Krymson Tyde: While George Dickel isn't my brand of choice, Merle Haggard just looks like someone who would recognize and appreciate good whisky.


He looks like he's been "appreciating" good whisky every waking moment of every day for many years.
2013-01-19 01:13:47 PM
1 votes:
Those ads aren't creepy.  They're nothing compared to the old Thorazine ads:

katherinegscott.files.wordpress.com

scienceblogs.com

drugpeace.files.wordpress.com

www.bonkersinstitute.org
Pud [TotalFark]
2013-01-19 01:10:21 PM
1 votes:
t3.gstatic.com

At some point, someone actually thought that would get the ol' taste buds to watering.
2013-01-19 12:54:43 PM
1 votes:
While George Dickel isn't my brand of choice, Merle Haggard just looks like someone who would recognize and appreciate good whisky.
 
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