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(Cracked)   Some of us are fond of vintage ads, but ever seen these eight creepy ones? Subby apologizes to you in advance   (cracked.com) divider line 83
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2013-01-19 04:17:40 PM  
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2013-01-19 04:25:42 PM  
When I grow up I want to be slaughtered an eaten!!!

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Disturbing commercial from WRBL-TV ca 1963.

Link
 
2013-01-19 04:29:18 PM  
I don't want to get all internet tough guy here, but only a gigantic pussy would find any of these creepy or "straight from nightmares".
 
2013-01-19 04:54:54 PM  
buckler


A roommate of mine told me he was an orderly on a mental
ward at some point, and he and a buddy arranged to get
some Thorazine, just to see what it was all about. He said
they slipped into a supply closet and took them, and proceeded
to sit down and stare at each other while drooling for a couple
hours, completely unable to form a single rational thought.


But what effect did the Thorazine have?

 
2013-01-19 05:03:08 PM  
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2013-01-19 05:10:09 PM  

Creepy Lurker Guy: buckler


A roommate of mine told me he was an orderly on a mental
ward at some point, and he and a buddy arranged to get
some Thorazine, just to see what it was all about. He said
they slipped into a supply closet and took them, and proceeded
to sit down and stare at each other while drooling for a couple
hours, completely unable to form a single rational thought.


But what effect did the Thorazine have?


*badoom* *tish*
 
2013-01-19 05:11:04 PM  
"A flock of topless toddlers."

"One happy child playing in the surf, tank top askew to reveal a nipple."

Oh, the horrors.

There's something wrong with people who link nudity in children with sexuality.

/something wrong with the entire damn culture
 
2013-01-19 05:27:23 PM  

L.D. Ablo: [treeofmamre.files.wordpress.com image 600x787]


I find having my jaw drop off to be extremely invigorating!
 
2013-01-19 05:27:33 PM  

Uncle Tractor: "A flock of topless toddlers."

"One happy child playing in the surf, tank top askew to reveal a nipple."

Oh, the horrors.

There's something wrong with people who link nudity in children with sexuality.

/something wrong with the entire damn culture


Reminds me of the Bobcat Goldthwait routine about a group of people protesting an art gallery and  shutting down of a photo art exhibition of naked children swimming. Basically the people who shut it down came in and said "WOW!!!! This is WAY too sexy for the general public to see. We gotta hide this stuff away because it is just that sexy.".
 
2013-01-19 05:47:52 PM  

AirForceVet: Krymson Tyde: While George Dickel isn't my brand of choice, Merle Haggard just looks like someone who would recognize and appreciate good whisky.

I find George Dickel tastier than Jack Daniel's, IMHO.  And they're both made in the same area of Tennessee.


I like the both, but prefer JD.
 
2013-01-19 05:50:42 PM  

Onkel Buck: Krymson Tyde: While George Dickel isn't my brand of choice, Merle Haggard just looks like someone who would recognize and appreciate good whisky.

Im sure he has some cool stories.Wishing All These Old Things Were New .


No doubt.
 
2013-01-19 05:51:08 PM  

clowncar on fire: [i28.tinypic.com image 285x400]

Take a seat.


You've gotta love the 70s. Can you imagine if someone wanted to release a film like Pretty Baby now? It wouldn't matter, no studio would fund it, no theater would show it.
 
2013-01-19 06:19:45 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: [i.crackedcdn.com image 381x500]

I half expect them to start singing Friends Of P


You magnificent bastard.

/course now that song's stuck in my head
//Hoo woo hoo hoo hoo
 
2013-01-19 06:27:45 PM  

Rufus Lee King: [allwomenstalk.com image 500x426]


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2013-01-19 06:39:02 PM  
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2013-01-19 07:10:36 PM  

abfalter: True story about thorazine (short version):


Once I ate a couple of bratwursts and got the worst (wurst?!) hiccups I ever had. They went on for several hours and would not abate. I tried a few things after talking a doctor who called me back and nothing worked. My back was wracked in pain after several hours of hiccuping every second and I was exhausted from not sleeping. He told me to to to the ER.

When I went to the ER they asked me what was wrong. I said: "I have hiccups." and she looked at me funny. So I added "For several hours now" and they let me in.

It was a slow night and I did not have to wait long. The doctor came in and talked to me and was puzzled. When he came back he had a book. (This was about 25 years ago so not as much Internet). He literally had to look up what to do.

He asked if I had someone to drive me home and I told him I did, He said "I'll be right back" and came back with a large needle and told me to drop my drawers.

The shot was thorazine. It is a severe muscle relaxant.

My hiccups went away within two minutes. But the shot was kicking in. I could barely make it to the car. By the time I got home my wife almost could not get me up the steps.

The next morning I was wide awake but so lethargic all I could do was lay there.

But the hiccups went away.

That's my experience with thorazine.


I have a screwed up leg and in very low dosages that sounds like it could be a wonderful thing for dealing with muscle spasms and cramps. I say very low doses because I could do without the parts where you can't move and end up drooling on yourself.
 
2013-01-19 08:49:08 PM  
i.imgur.com

They're talking about the drain in the kitchen sink, you sick perv.
 
2013-01-19 08:57:53 PM  

AirForceVet: As someone who's enjoyed clothing optional beaches, pools, swimming holes in both the US and abroad, the one with the kids didn't freak me out. But I understand where some people immediately thought of perverts salivating over nude kids. I only remind all that, earlier in our nation's history, we didn't have bathing suits so swimming was done in your birthday suit. Watch some old movies like Tom Sawyer, Little Rascals films, and you'll see how it was.


I was in france last summer in some of the high-tourist areas where going naked doesn't really happen. I don't care either way, really, because I can see boobs in real life so it's no big deal. Also, fark wearing clothes on a hot day.
Anyway, all the adult women were wearing bikinis, but I noticed that a lot of the younger girls (maybe up to 10ish or so) were just running around not getting any tan lines... At first I was like WTF, but then I was like, WTF is wrong with America? It is pretty much impossible to find a girl that young sexy unless you're seriously messed up - in which case, good luck getting away with anything on a packed public beach. I can barely imagine the outrage that would occur if that happened on one of our beaches - child protective services called in, charges filed, etc...
 
2013-01-19 09:10:54 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: [i.crackedcdn.com image 381x500]

I half expect them to start singing Friends Of P


Stellar obscure reference
 
2013-01-19 09:16:49 PM  

Infernalist: [i813.photobucket.com image 600x463]
You can't make this shiat up.


I wondered who would post this.
but yeah, they did make that shiat up... surprisingly.
 
2013-01-19 09:34:23 PM  
The section of cast-off mascots is currently not active, but most Fark readers are familiar with Lileks' Institute of Official Cheer, which first introduced us to the self-slicing pig, aka the Quisling Pig. Also a good source of more ads that will creep out, skeeve, and otherwise confuzzle those of us who weren't born within a contextable timeframe to not have our reality challenged.
 
2013-01-19 10:00:45 PM  

Krymson Tyde: While George Dickel isn't my brand of choice, Merle Haggard just looks like someone who would recognize and appreciate good whisky.


Black label dickel sucks, the tan label is actually very good
 
2013-01-19 10:10:11 PM  

L.D. Ablo: Those ads aren't creepy.  They're nothing compared to the old Thorazine ads:

[katherinegscott.files.wordpress.com image 324x523]

[scienceblogs.com image 495x700]

[drugpeace.files.wordpress.com image 645x997]

[www.bonkersinstitute.org image 578x683]


Now,now, Mr Simnock. Drink your nice cocoa.
 
2013-01-19 11:01:15 PM  
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2013-01-19 11:02:32 PM  
farm5.staticflickr.com
 
2013-01-19 11:03:32 PM  
fotozup.com
 
2013-01-19 11:05:32 PM  
library.duke.edu
 
2013-01-19 11:07:40 PM  
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2013-01-19 11:14:33 PM  

Lorelle: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 525x405]


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2013-01-20 01:11:19 AM  
Came for Cellophane babies. Leaving asphyxiated.

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2013-01-20 01:18:11 AM  

Ghastly: abfalter: True story about thorazine (short version):

That's my experience with thorazine.

But you didn't yell at any clouds THAT day.


Thorazine wasn't for the patient. It was for the people who had charge of the patient.
 
2013-01-20 12:45:30 PM  
If those vintage ads creeped out Subby, for pity's sake, you better never go downtown Detroit at night.
 
2013-01-20 01:14:35 PM  
Clemkadidlefark

If those vintage ads creeped out Subby, for pity's sake, you better never go downtown Detroit at night.

That's like saying if you don't like spiders crawling on your hand you better not put them in your mouth.
 
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