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(Some Guy)   Absolutely the fastest and easiest way to skin a deer   ( divider line
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9608 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Nov 2001 at 12:00 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-11-26 12:05:48 AM  
come on, this is originally from memepool. what is this?plastic?
2001-11-26 12:08:28 AM  
yeh this was amusing.. when it was on memepool
2001-11-26 12:11:44 AM  
Heh, I never saw this before, but ill tell you that its hard work skinning a deer, took me over 30 mins the first time. Youve gotta pull the membranes in the abdomen all out without ripping the intestines, then cut out the ass and then reach up into the throat and pull out the esophagas, doig it without making a mess of the deer and you is hard!
2001-11-26 12:21:42 AM  
I find it especially funny that the instructions just assume that you can field dress a deer without a problem.

"Oh that? Mrs. Wormer taught me that in the third grade. I can't even imagine what I'd have learned in the fourth ..."
2001-11-26 12:22:12 AM  

Unlatch the thing and then, MMM MMM, IT'S GOOD EATIN!
2001-11-26 12:22:39 AM  
30 mins is pretty good. it's easy to screw up and you've got nicked intestines leaking filth everywhere. way warm and gross, also.
2001-11-26 12:32:00 AM  
Fark that. If I can't do it in 9 minutes, I will just buy it at the store.
2001-11-26 12:33:36 AM  
Are there pics? I'm afraid to look.
2001-11-26 12:35:14 AM  
Hmm i seem to have confused "Skin" with "feild dress" here my earlier post was referrign to feild dressing or gutting the deer, skinning the deer in 10 mins is ludacrist, you could do it i imagine, but you would have o be doing that sort of thing every day to get that good at it, and who skins a deer ever day?
2001-11-26 12:48:01 AM  
Does that technique work on kittens and small children as well?
2001-11-26 12:48:18 AM  
I would like to have seen the video. I have a feeling that it will fark up the portion of the hide where it is attached. I'll stick to skinning it while hanging from the tree.
2001-11-26 12:48:27 AM  
Thank heavens for this!! I'm always looking for quicker ways to skin things
2001-11-26 12:50:33 AM  
Fat Bob Smith, I bet it would work on a kitten, but a childs skin would tear in the process. Besides, if you can't skin a kitten in under 10 minutes with a pocket knife then you just need more practice.
2001-11-26 12:50:38 AM  
Geez, Bob! Skinning small children is one thing, but KITTENS?? That's just plain WRONG, man!
2001-11-26 12:57:23 AM  
heh heh.

2001-11-26 01:06:36 AM  
If fig 3 what I think it is?

If you don't have a Rabbi do it, it's not Kosher. Ouch!
2001-11-26 01:08:49 AM  
skinning a deer can be a biatch, but this device might be fairly useful in that respect. i love venison!
2001-11-26 01:11:58 AM  
Once I saw a deer get run over by a snowplow travelling at highway speeds. That got the job done in less than a second. Me, I don't own a snowplow, and I'm incredibly lazy, so I trained my dog to do it.
2001-11-26 01:48:02 AM  
*hums "Dualing Banjos"*
2001-11-26 02:05:01 AM  
Thanks alot, FARK.

Next, you'll be revealing even more sensitive ninja secrets!
2001-11-26 02:08:07 AM  
George W. bought a copy for when the U.S. finds bin Laden.
2001-11-26 03:19:01 AM  
Nothing new here, This info was given out at least 20 years ago with the Maryland hunter saftey course. Ya just make the right cuts, then tie it's head to a tree. Tie a tennis ball under the nape/skin with some rope and drive off with the skin.
2001-11-26 05:15:10 AM  
Also works on small Hirsts, trust me i am a doctor!!
2001-11-26 05:25:13 AM  
I prefer to leave the skin on and just slit the belly and wear them as a hat.
2001-11-26 06:28:50 AM  
I'm looking at this and thinking "bin Laden"...
2001-11-26 06:54:31 AM  
I'm just looking at it and thinking "Porn".
2001-11-26 06:59:00 AM  
hat guy has a PIG STUNNER!
2001-11-26 07:06:25 AM  
what if someone comes up with 5 minute abs...uh, i mean, the 5 minute deer skinner?
2001-11-26 07:37:08 AM  
Field dressing them is easy once you have it down. It's just those first few times when you're on your own to do it that are hard.

Skinning one out is another matter. I've heard of people skinning rabbits or something in a similar manner. I'd be willing to give this thing a try. I think the hide it does screw up will only be the few inches at the top of the neck where the puller thing connectes. Other wise, the hide will pull right off the carcass.
2001-11-26 07:59:06 AM  
I have a crazy shell shocked uncle who used to call me into the garage when I was a little girl to show me the dead dear carcass that he had skinned. Freaked me out. He also gave me a dead rat for Christmas one year. Nice guy.
2001-11-26 08:02:43 AM  

Thats what I coughed up this morning... I quit smoking so you know... Man, venison is good food! I'd take venison over soy plastics any day...
2001-11-26 08:18:19 AM  
Where the fark is PETA on this one?!
2001-11-26 09:12:39 AM  
It may work on american deer, but will it work on Barry Venison??
Ill give it a go ..............
2001-11-26 09:15:01 AM  
I used to hunt & especially fish..then one day it struck me "Hell...I can buy a fish. What the hell am I doing in a boat at 6 in the morning? Christ when I want a hamburger i don't trot cattle down!"
2001-11-26 09:26:45 AM  
But all the Vitamins are in the skin.
2001-11-26 09:40:12 AM  
I'm waiting for the tree humping vegans like Cosby to come in and say this is evil.
2001-11-26 09:45:53 AM  
Uses the power of your vehicle to quickly and efficiently remove deer skin.

Yeah, when you hit them going 70 it usually knocks the skin right off.
2001-11-26 09:54:06 AM  
been doing that for years with a rock and a rope.
2001-11-26 09:55:01 AM  
2001-11-26 10:08:39 AM  
GASMASHER- You can skin a deer while hanging from a tree? Right on!
2001-11-26 10:09:13 AM  
my friend shot a deer on friday but he was too lazy to carry it across the field so he loaded it into the back of his 1985 nissan stanza hatchback. it got a little bloody back there.
2001-11-26 10:16:02 AM  
that is completely nasty! However, there is a whole time-life like series, deer skinning, rabbit, pig, ect. a new one each month for all you sadists out there
2001-11-26 10:16:27 AM  
BenJammin: no, it's not. Though I'm now slightly disgusted...
2001-11-26 10:30:36 AM  
TrentTheTheif: "Field dressing them is easy once you have it down. It's just those first few times when you're on your own to do it that are hard."

I assume by "have it down" you mean "have taken the deer down", and yeah, its much easier to field dress them when they are dead. Or tranquilized. Same thing, really. If they are still alive you have to have some sharp teeth to get through the muscles to their intestines. While it may be easy to latch on, they kick like bastards and you can get injured pretty easily.

So I agree. The first few times are tricky. I suggest killing the deer and using a knife until you get more experience.
2001-11-26 10:31:42 AM  
I have many other talents too MrBrownNow!
2001-11-26 10:35:37 AM  
Only a nancy boy city slicker would need this.

A real man can skin out a buck in 10 minutes using nothing but his hands and a buck knife.
Kat [TotalFark]
2001-11-26 11:27:04 AM  
thatone picture reminded me of movie bt in the movie was a a dog that was skinned not a deer.
2001-11-26 11:28:05 AM  
One time when I was an innocent lass of 5 my brother had just come home from running traps and hollered at me to come see the pretty rabbits he had caught. Then he said, "Here...hold on to this soft fur really tight". RRRRRIIIIIIPPPPPPP!!!! Next thing I knew I was holding a bloody rabbit pelt in my hands. Good thing I like rabbit meat or I would have been traumatized!
2001-11-26 11:38:57 AM  
10 minute deer skinner.. HAHA who needs that! I skinned my 16 point buck (Holy shiat that sucka was big) in 7 1/2 minutes. This sounds like a city slika device.
2001-11-26 11:43:17 AM  
I like to put all my meats in a food processor and puree. All the protein and minerals are in the juices!!!

A dash of Worshire sause and a shot of vokda... And you are SOOOO set...

There is nothing more delectible then the deer entrails and brain.. It gives it that earthy and smooth consitancy...

I HIGHLY recommend it...

I hope you PETA'ers choke now on your tofu/burussel sprout/spinach vomit...
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