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(Boing Boing)   Is Velveeta a healthy food choice? "The gooey product has a permanent home in many Americans' panties"   (boingboing.net) divider line 28
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vpb [TotalFark]
2013-01-19 12:25:02 PM  
13 votes:
I didn't realize that that's why they call it vulveeta.
2013-01-19 02:50:17 PM  
12 votes:
ladyfortuna:

Wegmans keeps it in the cracker aisle,

This ethnic food trend has gone too far.
2013-01-19 02:24:50 PM  
6 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org

"Silk thong swiss?"
"No"
"French tickler brie?"
"Sorry"
"Bavarian strap-on muenster?"
"All out"
2013-01-19 02:12:42 PM  
4 votes:
Velveeta is "cheese food". It's not cheese. It's what they feed to cheese.
2013-01-19 01:05:14 PM  
3 votes:
Sounds like a lot of Americans need a round or two of antibiotics.
2013-01-19 03:39:53 PM  
2 votes:
a0.vsoh.com
2013-01-19 02:32:51 PM  
2 votes:
not to sound like a food snob, but Velveeta is probably the smoothest, most colorful imitation cheese product to drink.
2013-01-19 02:27:43 PM  
2 votes:
I could go for a tuna melt right about now.
2013-01-19 06:20:26 PM  
1 votes:

GRCooper: MakerGrey: I'm really disappointed here. This was a perfect opportunity to have a good, old fashioned Lance Armstrong hating thread, seeing that the association with LA was part of TFA.

You read the TFA?

Adorable!

/:-)



I did. I think don't think that article would have made it to BB without the Lance Armstrong Foundation snafu at the top. Funny, within an hour of Xeni's post, the LAF banner was changed. The panties typo was still there.
2013-01-19 05:29:24 PM  
1 votes:

UsikFark: Coco LaFemme: No, I meant the picture of the walking sea sow chowing down on a brick of cheese (or a cheese-like product).

That's a proud non-walker.


she's a failed Dalek

her cry is Masticate
2013-01-19 03:17:38 PM  
1 votes:
"... there's bologna in our slacks..."

a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com
2013-01-19 03:08:29 PM  
1 votes:

L.D. Ablo: I prefer Miracle Whip in my panties.


Probably Not Safe For Modern Fark
2013-01-19 03:05:57 PM  
1 votes:

Quantum Apostrophe: loonatic112358 : Teleport me the 3D files.


yea, but you're going to get a pcload cheddar warning once you try to print it
2013-01-19 02:57:41 PM  
1 votes:

FloydA: ladyfortuna:

Wegmans keeps it in the cracker aisle,

This ethnic food trend has gone too far.


white people got to eat too
2013-01-19 02:46:09 PM  
1 votes:
1.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com
I don't really like Velveeta. Yes, it has special properties and melts uniformly, but the taste isn't right, it's almost waxy to me. I also don't like hydrogenated peanut butter.
2013-01-19 02:32:09 PM  
1 votes:
I knew it was tainted!
2013-01-19 02:29:13 PM  
1 votes:

Nina Haagen Dazs: L.D. Ablo: I prefer Miracle Whip in my panties.

Tartar sauce for me please.


Sriracha.
2013-01-19 02:28:49 PM  
1 votes:
I don't even remember the last time I saw Velveeta in the supermarket. I'm not saying it's not there, but I think I so rarely spend time looking at TV-dinner sorts of food products I just never come across it.

Which, unfortunately, makes it hard for me to locate one of the few goopy processed foods I still eat, namely Cheez Whiz. Which is kind of like non-Newtonian liquid Velveeta.
2013-01-19 02:28:19 PM  
1 votes:

Nina Haagen Dazs: L.D. Ablo: I prefer Miracle Whip in my panties.

Tartar sauce for me please.


i1126.photobucket.com

/yes I'm aware they spell it 'Tardar'.
2013-01-19 02:27:53 PM  
1 votes:
You mean you don't have Velveeta in your panties? Really? **Looks around** Oh.....Ummmm....Ok, I'll be right back....
2013-01-19 02:20:46 PM  
1 votes:
www.tysonfoodservice.com
2013-01-19 02:19:33 PM  
1 votes:

L.D. Ablo: I prefer Miracle Whip in my panties.


Tartar sauce for me please.
2013-01-19 01:54:46 PM  
1 votes:
Don't judge me
2013-01-19 12:56:04 PM  
1 votes:

L.D. Ablo: I prefer Miracle Whip in my panties.


i.imgur.com
2013-01-19 12:44:13 PM  
1 votes:
Hey, Velveeta does not have a permanent home in my panties.  It vacations there, but it doesn't stay long.
2013-01-19 12:32:05 PM  
1 votes:
Man, it's just been a bad week for that place, hasn't it.
2013-01-19 12:15:39 PM  
1 votes:
That's not actually cheese (and neither is Velveeta).
2013-01-19 12:09:37 PM  
1 votes:
I prefer Miracle Whip in my panties.
 
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