L.D. Ablo: I prefer Miracle Whip in my panties.
Krymson Tyde: Sounds like a lot of Americans need a round or two of antibiotics.
NutWrench: Velveeta is the Cheese That Cannot Die!
Nina Haagen Dazs: L.D. Ablo: I prefer Miracle Whip in my panties.Tartar sauce for me please.
dillenger69: Velveeta is "cheese food". It's not cheese. It's what they feed to cheese.
GRCooper: dillenger69: Velveeta is "cheese food". It's not cheese. It's what they feed to cheese.Bzzzt. It's processed cheese. That process is this: whey, seperated from the curds, is added back into the curds using salt.Other "processed" cheese: feta, boursin ...Hate it for taste if you like, but it's cheese.
Teufelaffe: Velveeta + sharp cheddar + pasta + bacon + a little bit of milk = The best damn "mac and cheese" you'll ever eat.
aerojockey: Which, unfortunately, makes it hard for me to locate one of the few goopy processed foods I still eat, namely Cheez Whiz. Which is kind of like non-Newtonian liquid Velveeta.
aerojockey: Bzzzt. It's processed cheese. That process is this: whey, seperated from the curds, is added back into the curds using salt.
Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: [upload.wikimedia.org image 220x168]"Silk thong swiss?""No""French tickler brie?""Sorry""Bavarian strap-on muenster?""All out"
FloydA: ladyfortuna:Wegmans keeps it in the cracker aisle,This ethnic food trend has gone too far.
ladyfortuna: FloydA: ladyfortuna:Wegmans keeps it in the cracker aisle,This ethnic food trend has gone too far.You haven't seen the Wegmans cracker aisle (aka the Nabisco marketing section); there are like 20 types of Cheezits, for example, and 15 or so of Triscuit. I think there are cookies on the other end but I'm not allowed to buy those (personal choice)...
Quantum Apostrophe: loonatic112358: "cheeZe"? Is that how it's spelled on Mars?
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