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2013-01-19 12:33:45 PM  
Dentist went and saw an ole Palimino of mine . . .

sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-19 01:18:46 PM  

Nothing To See Here: Dentist went and saw an ole Palimino of mine . . .

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Jessica has better muscle definition, particularly in the forelock area.
 
2013-01-19 01:20:32 PM  
descit.com
 
2013-01-19 01:24:36 PM  
Prince Charles?
 
2013-01-19 01:24:43 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-19 01:24:53 PM  
Who keeps the horse in the house?

the stonecutters?
 
2013-01-19 01:31:05 PM  
I've heard it's common in Manchester
 
2013-01-19 01:31:40 PM  
media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-19 01:39:28 PM  
We have the dentist come out once a year for our 14 horses (only 7 are actually ours, the rest borders).

There are two types of equine dentist: old-school types who use hand tools (rasps, files, etc) and actual skill to do the job and modern types (frequently vets) who sedate and use power tools. Give me old school any day. Besides being a lot cheaper, the horses actually love it.

http://youtu.be/d4s75qhzdMk  (not ours, but similar)
 
2013-01-19 01:46:40 PM  
www.horseheadmask.org
 
2013-01-19 01:46:55 PM  
cue the horse in the apartment window saying "soon."
 
2013-01-19 01:47:58 PM  
The Romney's?

/Yeah, I went there.
 
2013-01-19 02:04:17 PM  
How does a Horse become a dentist in the first place?
 
2013-01-19 02:04:29 PM  
Jack Woltz?

(Well....part of a horse at least....)
 
2013-01-19 02:08:54 PM  
Does a mini-horse count?

/People let me tell you 'bout my best friend. He's a warm-hearted person who'll love you to the end.
 
2013-01-19 02:15:53 PM  
assets0.ordienetworks.com
 
2013-01-19 02:21:34 PM  

whyaduck: We have the dentist come out once a year for our 14 horses (only 7 are actually ours, the rest borders).

There are two types of equine dentist: old-school types who use hand tools (rasps, files, etc) and actual skill to do the job and modern types (frequently vets) who sedate and use power tools. Give me old school any day. Besides being a lot cheaper, the horses actually love it.

http://youtu.be/d4s75qhzdMk  (not ours, but similar)


The rasps are called "floats" and the straightening "floating".
 
2013-01-19 02:26:18 PM  
CSB:

I grew up in a small suburban town in NJ where, in the mid-1970s, residential lots were typically anything from 1/4 to 2/3 of an acre, often wooded. (They've gotten bigger since, as the demographics of the town have grown wealthier and also in keeping with the McMansion fad.) Well, as it turned out, in the mid 1970s, a whole bunch of girls just a little bit older than I was must have read Misty of Chincoteague and gone through the Horse Phase at the same time because it became a fad to keep a horse on such small suburban lots. My parents joked a lot at the time about people turning the garage into a horse stall. (Which, as far as we know, never happened.)

We had one neighbor who had a horse. Their lot was similarly sized to ours, at about a third of an acre, most of it wooded. You could tell that horse was unhappy for lack of proper running room. Anyway, it got loose one weekend while all the humans who lived in the house were away and it was roaming the neighborhood. My dad phoned it in to the town cops out of concern that the animal would get hurt, would get hit by a car, etc. The cops treated him like someone who was seeing pink elephants. O.o

I guess they'd received a few such calls, or had problems with horses being neglected or abused, because after a while the town passed an ordinance specifying a minimum lot size for keeping large animals.
 
2013-01-19 02:39:08 PM  
Well if I didn't I wouldn't have spent that year in college, now would I?
 
2013-01-19 02:42:12 PM  
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Who keeps a cow in their lab?
 
2013-01-19 02:59:07 PM  

germ78: How does a Horse become a dentist in the first place?


Drops out of Harvard University.
 
2013-01-19 03:18:49 PM  
i877.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-19 03:32:11 PM  
Done in one.
 
2013-01-19 03:32:27 PM  
Little girls in Thelwell cartoons.

And this family that Karl Pilkington knew as a kid.

In Britain, a lot of people live in granges (barns), mews (stables), and such like real estate that used to belong to their social betters (or cottages that used to belong to their socal inferiors) so they may get confused about where to put the horse.
 
2013-01-19 03:41:56 PM  
a0.vsoh.com
 
2013-01-19 03:55:42 PM  
images.wikia.com
 
2013-01-19 03:56:41 PM  
2 Broke Girls?
 
2013-01-19 04:19:08 PM  
userserve-ak.last.fm

Kept horse in the house
 
2013-01-19 04:39:06 PM  
static.fjcdn.com

As told by Pilkington.
A lot of Pikeys and Gypos keep horses in houses. They have no idea how a house is suppose to work. Most of these people are found in Ireland.
 
2013-01-19 05:15:23 PM  

Sybarite: Well if I didn't I wouldn't have spent that year in college, now would I?


Done in......*carry the one*......19.
 
2013-01-19 06:51:45 PM  
I always leave my horse outside. (NSFW lyrics)
 
2013-01-19 07:02:01 PM  
I don't know about the House, but Caligula put one in the Senate.
/Couldn't be worse than the jackasses currently there.
 
2013-01-19 08:34:42 PM  
 
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