Manfred J. Hattan: Oh, wah. It's not like it closed at $500 instead of $450 or $550 because of the options close, or even $495 or $505. It closed at exactly $500 instead of $499.25 or $500.75. If that's your threshold of becoming a terrorist, you should seriously see a shrink or something.
Ed Finnerty: That website needs more frames.
grinding_journalist: Stories like this make me strongly consider becoming a terrorist, and attacking Wall Street.Planned well, and with a clearly stated "fark these guys and the stolen money they rode in on" message, I'd expect a spat of "I'm ok with this" reaction as the story hit the media.
Ghastly: Since this site won't load on my computer for some reason I don't know if the stock closing at precisely $500.00 is more unusual than if it closed at precisely $503.76 or precisely $482.31.
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