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(US News)   January 18th, 1990. "Biatch set me up"   (usnews.com) divider line 7
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2013-01-19 11:26:57 AM  
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cman: CONSPIRACY THEORY THREAD TIME!

I love these threads

1. 9/11 was conducted by the CIA
2. Corporate conservative media conspired to destroy OWS
3. Corporate Liberal media conspired to destroy the Tea Party
4. That church in Waco was a peaceloving church that didnt abuse children. Clinton just wanted their guns so he killed all of them.
5. Tim McVeigh was still a soldier in the US Army when he detonated da bomb
6. CHEMTRAILS are causing symptoms of global warming designed to take our freedoms away
7. THEY ARE COMIN FOR YER GUNS!
8. Israel and Iran are actually not enemies; they are reading a script given to them by Bilderberger

Now I got my number 9 for favorite conspiracy theories ever


The media didn't conspire against OWS, because there was nothing the least bit secret or conspiratorial about their open contempt for the protesters and their aims. And, while Israel and Iran certainly have their differences, they certainly have been known to work with each other when their interests match up. Israel's role in the Iran/Contra matter is a matter of public record.
2013-01-19 07:39:44 AM  
2 votes:
CONSPIRACY THEORY THREAD TIME!

I love these threads

1. 9/11 was conducted by the CIA
2. Corporate conservative media conspired to destroy OWS
3. Corporate Liberal media conspired to destroy the Tea Party
4. That church in Waco was a peaceloving church that didnt abuse children. Clinton just wanted their guns so he killed all of them.
5. Tim McVeigh was still a soldier in the US Army when he detonated da bomb
6. CHEMTRAILS are causing symptoms of global warming designed to take our freedoms away
7. THEY ARE COMIN FOR YER GUNS!
8. Israel and Iran are actually not enemies; they are reading a script given to them by Bilderberger

Now I got my number 9 for favorite conspiracy theories ever
2013-01-19 12:20:17 PM  
1 votes:

DanZero: Is it just me or would the title "The FBI Tried To Kill Me" be a great Wesley Willis song?


It was back in 1990!
It was after the rock show!
Two men in government suits attacked me.
One tried to shoot me in the ass.

The FBI tried to kill me!
The FBI tried to kill me!

The fight was short.
I dodged all the bullets!
The FBI men went away.
But I still had to pay a two dollar fine.

The FBI tried to kill me!
The FBI tried to kill me!

Rock over, London! Rock on, Chicago! Maxwell House, good to the last drop!
2013-01-19 12:09:05 PM  
1 votes:
coeyagi:
Me too. Damnit, why can't we sink that asshole?

Don't worry - right after the Democrats get rid of that pesky Second Amendment, the First is certainly the next in line.
2013-01-19 10:59:25 AM  
1 votes:
"Why would they have an EMT on the scene if they weren't trying?"

FTFY, Marion
2013-01-19 09:50:56 AM  
1 votes:
I was so expecting this to be a Glenn Beck thread.
2013-01-19 08:42:46 AM  
1 votes:

cman: Sybarite: A few select quotes from Mr. Barry, all real;

• "The laws in this city are clearly racist. All laws are racist. The law of gravity is racist."

• "I am clearly more popular than Reagan. I am in my third term. Where's Reagan? Gone after two! Defeated by George Bush and Michael Dukakis no less."

• "The brave men who died in Vietnam, more than 100% of which were black, were the ultimate sacrifice."

• "There are two kinds of truth. There are real truths, and there are made up truths."

• "I am a great mayor; I am an upstanding Christian man; I am an intelligent man; I am a deeply educated man; I am a humble man."

• "Outside of the killings, DC has one of the lowest crime rates in the country."

• "What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary?"

• "I am making this trip to Africa because Washington is an international city, just like Tokyo, Nigeria or Israel. As mayor, I am an international symbol. Can you deny that to Africa?"

Dost thou benotest Google?


Running Snopes is the Internet equivalent of the story of Sisyphus.  You do all this work to show that something like some chain email or serial posting on Facebook is bullshiat, but the reaction you get from the people who spread it is always "SNOPES IS A LIB SITE" and then another round of "FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW" emails.
 
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