cman: CONSPIRACY THEORY THREAD TIME!I love these threads1. 9/11 was conducted by the CIA2. Corporate conservative media conspired to destroy OWS3. Corporate Liberal media conspired to destroy the Tea Party4. That church in Waco was a peaceloving church that didnt abuse children. Clinton just wanted their guns so he killed all of them.5. Tim McVeigh was still a soldier in the US Army when he detonated da bomb6. CHEMTRAILS are causing symptoms of global warming designed to take our freedoms away7. THEY ARE COMIN FOR YER GUNS!8. Israel and Iran are actually not enemies; they are reading a script given to them by BilderbergerNow I got my number 9 for favorite conspiracy theories ever
DanZero: Is it just me or would the title "The FBI Tried To Kill Me" be a great Wesley Willis song?
cman: Sybarite: A few select quotes from Mr. Barry, all real;• "The laws in this city are clearly racist. All laws are racist. The law of gravity is racist."• "I am clearly more popular than Reagan. I am in my third term. Where's Reagan? Gone after two! Defeated by George Bush and Michael Dukakis no less."• "The brave men who died in Vietnam, more than 100% of which were black, were the ultimate sacrifice."• "There are two kinds of truth. There are real truths, and there are made up truths."• "I am a great mayor; I am an upstanding Christian man; I am an intelligent man; I am a deeply educated man; I am a humble man."• "Outside of the killings, DC has one of the lowest crime rates in the country."• "What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary?"• "I am making this trip to Africa because Washington is an international city, just like Tokyo, Nigeria or Israel. As mayor, I am an international symbol. Can you deny that to Africa?"Dost thou benotest Google?
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