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(New York Daily News)   Michael J Fox is feeling very shaky about Taylor Swift dating his son   (nydailynews.com) divider line 49
    More: Obvious, Michael J Fox, Taylor Swift, Joe Jonas, Liam Payne, Golden Globes!, Kennedy family, Jake Gyllenhaal, Taylor Lautner  
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2013-01-19 08:47:42 AM
Fear not, Michael. If they do get into a relationship it'll all be over in a shake of a lamb's tail.
 
2013-01-19 08:50:56 AM
Taylor Swift is a cold-fish, songwriting sociopath!

/B.C. represent!
 
2013-01-19 08:57:47 AM
Subby:

i212.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-19 09:03:03 AM
Eh, T. Swift isn't bad looking, and as quickly as she bounces guy to guy, she's probably got some issues so chances are your son is getting laid out of the deal. I say when he gets home, tell him to wash his hands, then give him a high-five.
 
2013-01-19 09:08:02 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-19 09:23:04 AM
Time to watch Back To The Future. It's on cable, ratcheer, ratnaow. Gooooood movie.

Yeah, subby, that wasn't too swift on the headline.
 
2013-01-19 09:29:21 AM
He's just worried about it being a short relationship;
 
2013-01-19 09:52:22 AM
He just doesn't want no Parkingrandsons.
 
2013-01-19 09:57:16 AM
Date me instead Taylor. I am decent looking and a nice guy with a sense of humor. I have a good job and will treat you well. Hopefully I will get to nail you before you discover I am married with a toddler and another on the way. The song you write afterwards may land you back on the Country chart.
 
2013-01-19 10:02:13 AM

cman: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 500x462]


Laughed, so, see you in hell
 
2013-01-19 10:08:33 AM

cman: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 500x462]


My god, you are a horrible person. And I lol'd
 
2013-01-19 10:15:47 AM
If your feeling randy. He gives a dandy handie.
 
2013-01-19 10:26:27 AM
Amazing. I didn't know who the fark Taylor Swift was until 'Imma Gonna Let You Finish' and now I hear of her all the time.

She sings or something, right? A sex tape? Showed on tits on Twitter? Does lots of drugs? Split with celebrity boy/ girlfriend because he/she was actually gay/lesbian?
Famous divorced parents? Abused by father at a young age? Meh...one or all of these, I'm sure.
 
2013-01-19 10:33:54 AM
She looks like she smells like pancakes.

/pancakes
 
2013-01-19 10:42:50 AM
Rag on MJF all you want, his pizza franchise is doing quite well thank you very much:

upload.wikimedia.org

/They put mojo in the potatoes
/ba da-doom?
 
2013-01-19 10:51:04 AM
He should travel back in time pretend to be his son and tell her No
 
2013-01-19 10:57:49 AM
I never expected that the next one to get on the Hollywood Hate List after Amanda Bynes would be Taylor Swift.
Can't they even wait until they get arrested for drunk driving first?
/misses the britney years
 
2013-01-19 11:07:08 AM
MJF why would you publicly cock block your son like that?

And parents wonder why their kids hate them!

:D
 
2013-01-19 11:43:03 AM
Gawd, Michael J. Fox and Taylor Swift?

It's a meme asplosion!
 
2013-01-19 12:23:53 PM
This was a one line joke at the Globes and they turned it into an entire article. Kudos.
 
2013-01-19 12:42:06 PM
Taylor Swift @taylorswift13 19h

Hey everybody, Michael J. Fox got in touch with me today and we are good. Thank you for having my back.
 
2013-01-19 12:53:00 PM
i.imgur.com

"Anything you want, Taylor...anything..."

"Stay down and shut up!"
 
2013-01-19 01:06:37 PM
For all the fake hate that Taylor Swift gets there are a billion guys that would be thrilled to death just to have their photo taken with her, let alone actually go on a date.

/I like Ms. Swift
/She even becoming a better singer, so the lessons are working.
 
2013-01-19 01:13:03 PM
So THAT's what Doc Brown really meant at the end of  Back to the Future!
 
2013-01-19 01:26:37 PM
BTTF is one of my favourite 80's trilogies. I now have my two year old hooked. The other day, he pointed to something in the cupboard and said "That's Back to the Future! That's Doc!". He was looking at the Quaker Oats guy on the oatmeal box. Awesome. He also wants to watch 1 and 3 every day.
 
2013-01-19 01:48:38 PM

worlddan: For all the fake hate that Taylor Swift gets there are a billion guys that would be thrilled to death just to have their photo taken with her, let alone actually go on a date.

/I like Ms. Swift
/She even becoming a better singer, so the lessons are working.


If by " have their photo taken with her, let alone actually go on a date," you mean, tongue punch her fartbox, then you might have a point.
 
2013-01-19 01:50:46 PM
Michael J Fox is the anti-Elvis.
 
2013-01-19 01:51:28 PM

StoPPeRmobile: If by " have their photo taken with her, let alone actually go on a date," you mean, tongue punch her fartbox, then you might have a point.


Reportedly, Harry Styles attempted to get in Taylor's pants and failed and that was a factor in the breakup. If the Boy Band Of The Week can't get her pants off, the pants aren't coming off.
 
2013-01-19 02:04:01 PM
I'm not hating on Taylor or anything, but girl needs to lay off on the dating for a few months. Didn't she just break up with one of those pre-pubescent boys in Wan Erection? Prior to that Taylor was dating one of the 3 million Kennedy spawn. And before that, she was bearding for Taylor Lautner. (They should have gotten married, formed a band with Taylor Dayne and some of the members of Duran Duran and called it "Taylor, Taylor, Taylor, Taylor, Taylor and Taylor")

I guess she just needed to score some quick material for the bonus tracks for the Deluxe Edition of her new album.
 
2013-01-19 02:09:59 PM

Hardy-r-r: cman: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 500x462]

Laughed, so, see you in hell


Keep a seat warm for me, as well
 
2013-01-19 02:17:30 PM
lolsnaps.com
 
2013-01-19 02:47:45 PM
I wouldn't mind seeing Taylor Swift with the 80's Sam Fox.
 
2013-01-19 02:47:58 PM

Gosling: StoPPeRmobile: If by " have their photo taken with her, let alone actually go on a date," you mean, tongue punch her fartbox, then you might have a point.

Reportedly, Harry Styles attempted to get in Taylor's pants and failed and that was a factor in the breakup. If the Boy Band Of The Week can't get her pants off, the pants aren't coming off.


You just need to wait until it's that time of the month for her.
 
2013-01-19 03:33:46 PM

Hardy-r-r: cman: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 500x462]

Laughed, so, see you in hell


I'm on the way there now, I'll give you a lift.
 
2013-01-19 05:26:27 PM
Paging Gosling to the thread, Gosling, you are needed in a Taylor Swift thread.
 
2013-01-19 07:07:54 PM

Gosling: StoPPeRmobile: If by " have their photo taken with her, let alone actually go on a date," you mean, tongue punch her fartbox, then you might have a point.

Reportedly, Harry Styles attempted to get in Taylor's pants and failed and that was a factor in the breakup. If the Boy Band Of The Week can't get her pants off, the pants aren't coming off.


When you've got Taylor's life/money/fame, Harry's just another guy (no special fame powers)
 
2013-01-19 07:26:29 PM

CigaretteSmokingMan: [lolsnaps.com image 725x976]


Holy crap that's some bad photoshopping in at pic. Her left eye especially.
 
2013-01-19 07:28:35 PM
Taylor could write more angsty and venomous break up songs if she'd take a couple jagged little pills.
 
2013-01-19 10:57:56 PM

Kurmudgeon: I never expected that the next one to get on the Hollywood Hate List after Amanda Bynes would be Taylor Swift.
Can't they even wait until they get arrested for drunk driving first?
/misses the britney years


They tried Miley Cyrus hate, but that fizzled out pretty quickly. Now it's all Taylor hate, all the time.

/looks like we're in for another good crop of corn
 
2013-01-20 12:02:56 AM

Gosling: StoPPeRmobile: If by " have their photo taken with her, let alone actually go on a date," you mean, tongue punch her fartbox, then you might have a point.

Reportedly, Harry Styles attempted to get in Taylor's pants and failed and that was a factor in the breakup. If the Boy Band Of The Week can't get her pants off, the pants aren't coming off.


Harry is as gay as a rainbow. Supposedly he's actually in a relationship with another member of the band. The whole thing was a set up from the start. Just to make Harry look straight. There's a picture of Harry kissing said guy in a pool. Like full on romantic we're about to bone kissing.

It's getting really bad for guys who actually "date" this chick. From now on I'm just going to automatically think they're gay. That goes same for you too, John Mayer. Seriously besides Mayer who has she dated that's been even somewhat straight? Lautner? No. Gyllenhaal? No. Jonas? No. This girl is 100lbs of crazy in a 5lb bag.
 
2013-01-20 02:22:09 AM

theorellior: Paging Gosling to the thread, Gosling, you are needed in a Taylor Swift thread.


Know how I know you didn't read the Taylor Swift thread?
 
2013-01-20 02:53:30 AM
gifs.gifbin.com
 
2013-01-20 04:30:45 AM

nimawai: Gosling: StoPPeRmobile: If by " have their photo taken with her, let alone actually go on a date," you mean, tongue punch her fartbox, then you might have a point.

Reportedly, Harry Styles attempted to get in Taylor's pants and failed and that was a factor in the breakup. If the Boy Band Of The Week can't get her pants off, the pants aren't coming off.

Harry is as gay as a rainbow. Supposedly he's actually in a relationship with another member of the band. The whole thing was a set up from the start. Just to make Harry look straight. There's a picture of Harry kissing said guy in a pool. Like full on romantic we're about to bone kissing.

It's getting really bad for guys who actually "date" this chick. From now on I'm just going to automatically think they're gay. That goes same for you too, John Mayer. Seriously besides Mayer who has she dated that's been even somewhat straight? Lautner? No. Gyllenhaal? No. Jonas? No. This girl is 100lbs of crazy in a 5lb bag.


while I agree that she's a professional beard, the guys in Wan Erection are "gay for pay". They play up the gay angle for the squeeing fangirls. They grab each other's junk and butts in public a lot. Guys in the closet wouldn't do that.
 
2013-01-20 06:07:32 AM
Got nothing original so I'll just post some of these:
static.fjcdn.com
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ybishop: [gifs.gifbin.com image 500x383]


Is he shaking so hard that it makes Doc's hair blow? That's good.
 
2013-01-20 09:56:32 AM
Suuuuuuuuuure Mike you wouldn't want your son to bring this home. She's worth millions and she looks like this:

You're a liar.


www.whitegadget.com
 
2013-01-20 11:56:26 AM

ybishop: [gifs.gifbin.com image 500x383]


It's the moving hair wisps on Doc from the brim breeze I really appreciate. Attention to detail FTW.
 
2013-01-20 11:59:50 AM

jmr61: Suuuuuuuuuure Mike you wouldn't want your son to bring this home. She's worth millions and she looks like this:

You're a liar.


[www.whitegadget.com image 850x675]


Not to be all sharp knees and whatnot, but she looks a little off to me. Something a touch stupid around the mouth, something a little line-bred in the eyes.

I have no opinion about her voice, just as I have no opinion about how a sausage factory works.
 
2013-01-20 04:50:57 PM

FuryOfFirestorm: nimawai: Gosling: StoPPeRmobile: If by " have their photo taken with her, let alone actually go on a date," you mean, tongue punch her fartbox, then you might have a point.

Reportedly, Harry Styles attempted to get in Taylor's pants and failed and that was a factor in the breakup. If the Boy Band Of The Week can't get her pants off, the pants aren't coming off.

Harry is as gay as a rainbow. Supposedly he's actually in a relationship with another member of the band. The whole thing was a set up from the start. Just to make Harry look straight. There's a picture of Harry kissing said guy in a pool. Like full on romantic we're about to bone kissing.

It's getting really bad for guys who actually "date" this chick. From now on I'm just going to automatically think they're gay. That goes same for you too, John Mayer. Seriously besides Mayer who has she dated that's been even somewhat straight? Lautner? No. Gyllenhaal? No. Jonas? No. This girl is 100lbs of crazy in a 5lb bag.

while I agree that she's a professional beard, the guys in Wan Erection are "gay for pay". They play up the gay angle for the squeeing fangirls. They grab each other's junk and butts in public a lot. Guys in the closet wouldn't do that.


What better way to throw people off than to act gay in public? The best way to hide is to hide in plain sight. ;) Plus I don't think Harry cares if people know he's gay. It's his management that doesn't want it out. They think it will turn off all the Harry girls. The thing is sometimes that turns them on more. Just look up Larry Stylinson. I hear there's even fanfic.

Here's the pic I mentioned in my other post. Looking up Harry and Louis kissing brought up a lot of links.
 
2013-01-20 09:29:59 PM
I don't get the hate over how she writes songs about her ex's. Don't most musicians do this? There must be millions of songs written about break-ups and bad relationships, why is she singled out for doing it?
 
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