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2013-01-19 01:48:42 PM
I saw a sign outside a neighbor's house that said "It's a girl! Bella Hayden" I wanted to egg the house. If you are going to name your child after a movie character, atleast make it a good movie. And don't get me started about the whole Hayden , Jayden, Brayden stuff
 
2013-01-19 01:50:01 PM
I think Utah is at the top of the list for stupid hackjob non-names.

These poor kids are going to be the next batch of wackos becasue they're going to get teased and beat to crap on a regular basis.

Plus....they'll have to buy five or six of the stupid little name souveniers, cut them up and glue them back together to get their name.
 
2013-01-19 01:59:11 PM

NeoBad: This might give way too much away for some folks.....but my Mom wanted to name me after my Dad's Brother who had just died a few years before and his widow, looking down at me in the crib, and I was born cross eyed and had not had the repair yet, told my Mom, You are not going to name that "xxeadase" baby after him, the doctor...so my Mom, not wanting to cause too much family strife, named me after one of her favorite uncles.

Aunt XXX and I had a great laugh about this when I got out of Medical School, the pie squarely on her face....


I've spent too long trying to figure out what any of this means, but I still want to know!
 
2013-01-19 02:09:25 PM
The popularity of MacKenzie as a girls name has inspired me to be a trendsetter and name my daughter Leibowitz. Leibowitz Caidyn Renesmee Manatee. I think it has a certain ring to it.
 
2013-01-19 02:11:05 PM
I look forward to naming my child Auschwitz.

/not on the list
 
2013-01-19 02:30:19 PM
The wife has agreed that if we have a boy, we will name it Dragon Tiberius. I really hope we have a boy.
 
2013-01-19 02:50:39 PM
I would joyfully name a daughter Delenn
 
2013-01-19 03:00:10 PM
A so-many-greats-uncle of my spouse was named Ocean Bacon Prime (go ahead, look it up).

I was looking through records the other day and find where someones name was Pink Plaid.

Even our current president was named after Saddam Hussein.
 
2013-01-19 05:34:36 PM
Ask a stupid person a stupid question and you will get a stupid answer.
 
2013-01-19 05:54:35 PM
I think I'll name my kid McLean Benedict LaQuavius Cumberbatch DeSnootmeister....at least he will learn how to fight
 
2013-01-19 05:55:26 PM
Armie (Armand) Hammer?

So that is a real name? Not just one you give to a reporter to see if they will print it?

/Paging Ben Dover to the thread
 
2013-01-19 06:00:55 PM

arentevenwords: Armie (Armand) Hammer?

So that is a real name? Not just one you give to a reporter to see if they will print it?

/Paging Ben Dover to the thread


I don't know what the elderest Armand's dad was thinking. Unless his wife's dad was named that.
 
2013-01-19 07:29:13 PM
I like the actor named after a baby goose--Ryan Gosling.

/wonder if that's a fake name
 
2013-01-19 07:57:13 PM

NeoBad: This might give way too much away for some folks.....but my Mom wanted to name me after my Dad's Brother who had just died a few years before and his widow, looking down at me in the crib, and I was born cross eyed and had not had the repair yet, told my Mom, You are not going to name that "xxeadase" baby after him, the doctor...so my Mom, not wanting to cause too much family strife, named me after one of her favorite uncles.

Aunt XXX and I had a great laugh about this when I got out of Medical School, the pie squarely on her face....


What is this I don't even??
 
2013-01-19 08:04:46 PM
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2013-01-19 08:48:00 PM
Rupert is the only name on that list that wouldn't make me want to punch the name-bearer in the face.
 
2013-01-20 12:08:28 AM
I like 'Ritalyn' for a girl.
 
2013-01-20 01:31:38 AM
Have you noticed that most of the up-and-coming female stars in Hollywood have ordinary names like Anne and Amy, Emily and Emma, while many of the hot young Hollywood hunks have unusually interesting and cutting-edge appellations like Chord and Chace?

It's because classic style has become unmanly.
 
2013-01-20 01:39:26 AM
MY NAME IS SUE.
HOW DO YOU DO?
NOW YOU'RE GONNA DIE!
 
2013-01-20 04:40:18 AM
My Sir name is Knob.
First name Richard..
You can call me Dick.
Dick Knob.
 
2013-01-20 11:43:42 AM

voristrupp: I like 'Ritalyn' for a girl.


The funny thing is Ritalin was named after the discoverer's wife, Rita.

He developed it for her hand tremors but discovered it improved her concentration.
 
2013-01-20 05:57:38 PM

Nem Wan: Does naming kids after ancestors not occur to people anymore?


All but one of my kids are named after relatives. The one who isn't, is named after a close friend. My just-born son is named after my uncle. Fifty years before my son was born, the name was #28 according to the SSA. The year before he was born, it was out of the top 500. So he has a name uncommon in his generation which is nevertheless immediately recognizable. Did this even better with my second child; her name was #419 the year she was born, & #2 50 years earlier.
 
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