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(Daily Mail)   Is Mel Gibson the biological father of Jodie Foster's kids? I guess it's possible. I heard he did good work on her Beaver. I wouldn't know. I haven't seen it   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 61
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2013-01-19 05:41:12 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-01-19 06:29:33 AM  

farkingismybusiness: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x356]


i rarely use this- but- one = done. well played.
 
2013-01-19 07:04:44 AM  
an unnamed 'amateur genealogist' who said that Miss Foster's kids 'look like Gibson, but blonder'.

That could well be the most amazing bit of journalism we've ever seen.
 
2013-01-19 08:06:23 AM  
For comparison

resources1.news.com.au
 
2013-01-19 09:49:14 AM  
In the Golden Globes thread somebody did a James Wood side-by-side; it was eery.
 
2013-01-19 10:29:50 AM  
*Mel comes home to see his daughter and her girlfriend waiting for him*

"Hey there, sugarclits!"
 
2013-01-19 10:33:00 AM  
Is Jodie Foster the biological mother of those kids or is it her partner? The kids look alike, but nothing like Jodie or Mel.
 
2013-01-19 10:38:55 AM  
 
2013-01-19 10:48:44 AM  
Could be prince Charles?
 
2013-01-19 10:59:19 AM  
Dude has anger issues. He's crazy talented. Get over it.
 
2013-01-19 11:31:24 AM  
It's sad. No matter what happens they'll always be.................wait for it:

Foster children.

/drinking early.
 
2013-01-19 11:41:24 AM  
Maverick is awesome!
 
2013-01-19 11:56:28 AM  

Repo Man: The Beaver, recut (NSFW).


I'm in awe. That's a good mash up.
 
2013-01-19 11:59:48 AM  

H31N0US: Dude has anger issues. He's crazy. Get over it.


FTFY
 
2013-01-19 12:01:01 PM  
This was addressed a few days ago in another thread by a Farker who's handle escapes me. The older son clearly looks like James Wood.
 
2013-01-19 12:09:24 PM  

strangeguitar: It's sad. No matter what happens they'll always be.................wait for it:

Foster children.

/drinking early.


Yeah!
 
2013-01-19 12:59:37 PM  

kyleaugustus: This was addressed a few days ago in another thread by a Farker who's handle escapes me. The older son clearly looks like James Wood.


Wow.......he does.
 
2013-01-19 01:02:58 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-01-19 01:08:21 PM  
She still looks very, very hittable.
 
2013-01-19 01:11:22 PM  
Mel Gibson is not their father. Hell, even the Daily Mail readers know it. The comments on the article are all pretty much "WTF, this is stupid."

Bedstead Polisher: Is Jodie Foster the biological mother of those kids or is it her partner? The kids look alike, but nothing like Jodie or Mel.


She is the biological mom. I had to look that up, I don't ever remember her being pregnant.
 
2013-01-19 01:11:56 PM  

Zerochance: She still looks very, very hittable.


Repeated for effect.
 
2013-01-19 01:15:35 PM  

cryinoutloud: She is the biological mom. I had to look that up, I don't ever remember her being pregnant.


Either baby bump or big meal
www.exposay.com
 
2013-01-19 01:16:02 PM  

cryinoutloud: Bedstead Polisher: Is Jodie Foster the biological mother of those kids or is it her partner? The kids look alike, but nothing like Jodie or Mel.

She is the biological mom. I had to look that up, I don't ever remember her being pregnant.


Thanks, I don't remember that either but she seems to be pretty good at keeping out of the tabloids/spotlight.
 
2013-01-19 01:16:40 PM  

cryinoutloud: Mel Gibson is not their father. Hell, even the Daily Mail readers know it. The comments on the article are all pretty much "WTF, this is stupid."

Bedstead Polisher: Is Jodie Foster the biological mother of those kids or is it her partner? The kids look alike, but nothing like Jodie or Mel.

She is the biological mom. I had to look that up, I don't ever remember her being pregnant.


I seem to recall that she was pregnant while filming Panic Room. I have a vague recollection of an interview where it mentioned having to figure out ways to hide it towards the end of filming because she was starting to show.
 
2013-01-19 01:43:27 PM  

Red Shirt Blues: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 360x537]

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x463]


Holy shiat. Definitely. They also look a lot like her when she was young, especially the younger boy.
 
2013-01-19 01:56:48 PM  
The father is Hannibal Lecter. They cut it out of the movie though, you have to read the book.
 
2013-01-19 02:15:22 PM  
Hasn't everybody known that she's gay for years?
 
2013-01-19 02:21:07 PM  

CigaretteSmokingMan: Hasn't everybody known that she's gay for years?


Actually I think she has been gay her entire life.
 
2013-01-19 02:43:32 PM  

CigaretteSmokingMan: Hasn't everybody known that she's gay for years?


She's gay?
 
2013-01-19 02:49:40 PM  
She's gay?

don't tell Mark Chapman
 
2013-01-19 02:52:15 PM  

you are a puppet: The father is Hannibal Lecter. They cut it out of the movie though, you have to read the book.


He ate her pussy... with a nice chianti.
 
2013-01-19 03:27:09 PM  

Zerochance: She still looks very, very hittable.


Agreed. Id be more than glad to volunteer to look at her beaver, if necessary that is, for science and stuff...
 
2013-01-19 03:31:26 PM  

katerbug72: Red Shirt Blues: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 360x537]

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x463]

Holy shiat. Definitely. They also look a lot like her when she was young, especially the younger boy.


www.hpvf.com
yep
 
2013-01-19 04:25:27 PM  

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: She's gay?

don't tell Mark Chapman


or John Hinkley

/unless that was the joke
 
2013-01-19 05:22:28 PM  

Anderson's Pooper: E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: She's gay?

don't tell Mark Chapman

or John Hinkley

/unless that was the joke


John Wilkes Booth
 
2013-01-19 05:33:02 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

Older son looks like Damian Lewis.
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2013-01-19 06:01:44 PM  
oscarmovs.com

I'm farkin' calling it, biatches! We're all thinking it!
 
2013-01-19 06:03:14 PM  
Read teh headline in his voice

www.troll.me
 
2013-01-19 06:29:22 PM  

puckrock2000: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x463]

Older son looks like Damian Lewis.
[i2.cdnds.net image 618x772]


nah, the kid has a full-sized mouth.
 
2013-01-19 06:39:13 PM  

you are a puppet: The father is Hannibal Lecter. They cut it out of the movie though, you have to read the book.


LOL. I am still pissed off that they did that to the movie.
 
2013-01-19 06:42:54 PM  
Older son looks like Peyton Manning.
 
2013-01-19 07:20:04 PM  
Good nutrition's given them some length of bone, but they"re not more than one generation from poor white trash.
 
2013-01-19 07:42:34 PM  

Red Shirt Blues: katerbug72: Red Shirt Blues: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 360x537]

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x463]

Holy shiat. Definitely. They also look a lot like her when she was young, especially the younger boy.

[www.hpvf.com image 320x400]
yep


Daaaamn, I'd shoot Harvey Keitel in the gut to get with tha... wait, someone's at the door.
 
2013-01-19 07:58:00 PM  
Mel Gibson fathered a child at age four?
 
2013-01-19 08:27:44 PM  
Foster is too intelligent and discreet to do anything but find a completely anonymous donor through the normal means. I do think the boys have the same genetic father, but I don't think anyone will know who he was outside of probably being a medical student somewhere out in Horse Country.
 
2013-01-19 09:30:34 PM  

Contents Under Pressure: Foster is too intelligent and discreet to do anything but find a completely anonymous donor through the normal means. I do think the boys have the same genetic father, but I don't think anyone will know who he was outside of probably being a medical student somewhere out in Horse Country.


Given how private she is, I think it's far more likely that the donor is someone she knows well. Probably a close friend, maybe gay, and likely not involved in the film industry, unless it's behind the scenes.

/both boys look like they were accepted to Groton and Yale at birth.
//seriously WASPy.
 
2013-01-19 09:54:31 PM  

Dwight_Yeast: Contents Under Pressure: Foster is too intelligent and discreet to do anything but find a completely anonymous donor through the normal means. I do think the boys have the same genetic father, but I don't think anyone will know who he was outside of probably being a medical student somewhere out in Horse Country.

Given how private she is, I think it's far more likely that the donor is someone she knows well. Probably a close friend, maybe gay, and likely not involved in the film industry, unless it's behind the scenes.

/both boys look like they were accepted to Groton and Yale at birth.
//seriously WASPy.


I thought the rumor was that producer/casting director/co-founder of the Trevor Project  Randy Stone was the donor.
 
2013-01-19 10:21:09 PM  
With all the BS surrounding her Golden Globes speech, I have been thinking something...can any of us POSSIBLY imagine the pressure of knowing that a president was shot in an attempt to get your attention? How can anybody possibly live up to that?
 
2013-01-19 10:35:41 PM  
Dwight_Yeast:

Given how private she is, I think it's far more likely that the donor is someone she knows well. Probably a close friend, maybe gay, and likely not involved in the film industry, unless it's behind the scenes.

HOW PRIVATE SHE IS????????  Private? Really? She went on television in front of hundreds of millions of people and she named her lesbian lover and the mother of her children. She showed the faces of her children to those hundreds of millions of people. She told the world about her mother with Alzheimers. She told the world she was single.

That's private?
That's a hypocrite.
 
2013-01-19 10:39:51 PM  

jmr61: HOW PRIVATE SHE IS???????? Private? Really? She went on television in front of hundreds of millions of people and she named her lesbian lover and the mother of her children


It's actually the second time she mentioned her in an acceptance speech, and they're no longer together. I've always suspected that Cydney left her because she refused to come out for decades, and these last couple of public quasi-admissions were too little too late to try and save their relationship.

As far as I know, she still flat-out refuses to talk about her personal life in interviews. Think of the age we live in, in which "celebrities" are happy to tell us far more than we ever need to know about them. And then think about Jodie Foster.
 
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