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(Record Setter)   The 7th-degree black belt who can take a gun away from you faster than you can blink is shooting for a Guinness world record   (recordsetter.com) divider line 28
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2013-01-19 03:37:24 AM
11 votes:
The guy spends a lifetime perfecting a technique which can be defeated by... standing two feet farther away.
2013-01-19 09:35:24 AM
7 votes:
You'd think that drinking all that beer would slow his reaction time.

And I prefer the much more tried-and-tested martial arts technique of disarming a gun-wielding attacked by throwing a spinning hook that sends the gun sailing from the assailant's hand. Another good option, if you are actually looking to take control of the weapon, is to do a jumping front snap kick that hits the bottom of the attacker's hand. This will cause the gun to go spinning up in the air over the attacker's head. You can then throw another snap kick to his stomach and follow that up (while he's doubled over with pain) with another kick to his head, which will knock him out of the way and possibly off his feet. Then you can leap forward (a roll will work here if you need to cover more ground) and catch then gun as it begins to fall. Remain in your defensive crouch with the weapon trained on your attacker until you are confident that the area is clear.
2013-01-19 10:05:58 AM
6 votes:
This is a useless skill because you can launch a hydrogen weapon on a missile from another continent and he can't disarm that.
2013-01-19 07:20:49 AM
5 votes:

vossiewulf: The guy spends a lifetime perfecting a technique which can be defeated by... standing two feet farther away.


spielbergfanclub.com
2013-01-19 10:57:30 AM
3 votes:

I_C_Weener: If he's a black belt, why's he need my gun?


He's a gun-grabber?
2013-01-19 08:47:48 AM
3 votes:
If he's a black belt, why's he need my gun?
2013-01-19 02:08:32 PM
2 votes:
We need this guy to stand outside every school in America. Problem solved.
2013-01-19 12:02:07 PM
2 votes:

leevis: Carth: I_C_Weener: Sensei Can You See: DrPainMD: Only a complete moran would stand that close. And, to see if the technique really works, let's put live ammo in the gun and see if he can grab the other guy's trigger hand without shooting himself in the face.

This just in -- a lot of carjackers and armed robbers are complete morans.

I know Marx -- I've seen him do the drill with snap cap rounds in the gun and ask the bad guy to try to shoot him. Doesn't happen.

He's a little young to be a 7th degree in karate.  Must be that belt factory sport, Tae Kwon Do.

Or he created his own martial art and awarded himself a 7th degree...

After some googling it looks like he is a 7th degree blackbelt in Keichu-do, which was created by Karl W. Marx.

One of the reasons I stopped watching UFC a long time ago was that during the pre-match interviews a lot of the guys would brag about how they had invented their own kind of martial art. Then the match would start and after a couple punches it was just two guys hugging each other on the floor.


art.penny-arcade.com
/obligatory
2013-01-19 11:56:55 AM
2 votes:
How do I disarm a snake in your boot?

/trick question: snakes don't have arms. Therefore, you die.
2013-01-19 11:14:11 AM
2 votes:
Remo Williams and Master Chiun laugh at his efforts.
2013-01-19 09:56:38 PM
1 votes:
Let's see Fartbongo grab a gun quicker than that
2013-01-19 04:52:00 PM
1 votes:

Sultan Of Herf: Wulfman: g4lt: Wulfman: Came for the arguments between ITGs who totally know how to do this (but better) and ITGs who totally would shoot you in the face before you could do this to them.

SO SATISFIED THAT I AM NOT LEAVING!


Don't blame me, I TRIED to derail this thread into a "chicks with guns" thread, but the ITG's just HAD to ruin it ;P


For the record I do appreciate your effort.

Ill try and help...

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What happened to the lines on that power pole?
/not a gay man
2013-01-19 03:31:50 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-01-19 12:23:48 PM
1 votes:
My black belt holds up my pants. This dude wears pajamas. Some belts are just more useful.
2013-01-19 12:18:10 PM
1 votes:
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
2013-01-19 11:50:24 AM
1 votes:
2013-01-19 11:46:41 AM
1 votes:
Better technique

24.media.tumblr.com
2013-01-19 11:42:23 AM
1 votes:

Would have been a lot cooler if the guy didn't have to set himself before trying to get the gun, the perp wasn't just holding the gun out there like he wanted to be disarmed, and that he wasn't farking smiling like an idiot to begin with.


On the other hand, my favorite martial arts video: Pimp vs. Karate Instructor.

2013-01-19 11:36:53 AM
1 votes:

dr_blasto: skullkrusher: I_C_Weener: Fark-N-Noodle: I do this all the time, but with two or more guns

I once disarmed a whole tribe of gun nuts. With my disarming good looks.

I juggle tribes of flaming gun nuts while they juggle flaming guns.

Are those harder than corn nuts?


no but they taste better
2013-01-19 11:34:31 AM
1 votes:

I_C_Weener: Fark-N-Noodle: I do this all the time, but with two or more guns

I once disarmed a whole tribe of gun nuts. With my disarming good looks.


I juggle tribes of flaming gun nuts while they juggle flaming guns.
2013-01-19 11:33:26 AM
1 votes:

Fark-N-Noodle: I do this all the time, but with two or more guns


I once disarmed a whole tribe of gun nuts. With my disarming good looks.
2013-01-19 11:06:56 AM
1 votes:
This whole gun thing's getting old and boring. Between the boner pill ads sandwiched next to the diarrhea commercials, it's starting to come across like you're very insecure and quite possibly, full of shiat.
2013-01-19 11:03:09 AM
1 votes:
We should just give teachers 7th degree black belts then
2013-01-19 10:58:22 AM
1 votes:
historywarsweapons.com

Challenge Accepted
2013-01-19 10:58:16 AM
1 votes:

PunGent: I_C_Weener: If he's a black belt, why's he need my gun?

He's a gun-grabber?


I LOL'd
2013-01-19 10:56:47 AM
1 votes:

vossiewulf: The guy spends a lifetime perfecting a technique which can be defeated by... standing two feet farther away.


Well in reality, the pros like about 5 feet of separation...
2013-01-19 09:58:23 AM
1 votes:

vossiewulf: The guy spends a lifetime perfecting a technique which can be defeated by... standing two feet farther away.


Yes and no.

On one hand his disarm technique requires proximity. On the other hand the hours spent in the dojo to perfect something like that burn more calories than Hitler burnt Jews, so you can eat whatever and still be in shape. So while you get fat, he gets laid. The only gun he needs to worry about is his love gun.
2013-01-19 09:32:42 AM
1 votes:
So, the answer to this is more guns right?
 
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