vossiewulf: The guy spends a lifetime perfecting a technique which can be defeated by... standing two feet farther away.
I_C_Weener: If he's a black belt, why's he need my gun?
leevis: Carth: I_C_Weener: Sensei Can You See: DrPainMD: Only a complete moran would stand that close. And, to see if the technique really works, let's put live ammo in the gun and see if he can grab the other guy's trigger hand without shooting himself in the face.This just in -- a lot of carjackers and armed robbers are complete morans.I know Marx -- I've seen him do the drill with snap cap rounds in the gun and ask the bad guy to try to shoot him. Doesn't happen.He's a little young to be a 7th degree in karate. Must be that belt factory sport, Tae Kwon Do.Or he created his own martial art and awarded himself a 7th degree...After some googling it looks like he is a 7th degree blackbelt in Keichu-do, which was created by Karl W. Marx.One of the reasons I stopped watching UFC a long time ago was that during the pre-match interviews a lot of the guys would brag about how they had invented their own kind of martial art. Then the match would start and after a couple punches it was just two guys hugging each other on the floor.
Sultan Of Herf: Wulfman: g4lt: Wulfman: Came for the arguments between ITGs who totally know how to do this (but better) and ITGs who totally would shoot you in the face before you could do this to them.SO SATISFIED THAT I AM NOT LEAVING!Don't blame me, I TRIED to derail this thread into a "chicks with guns" thread, but the ITG's just HAD to ruin it ;PFor the record I do appreciate your effort.Ill try and help...[i747.photobucket.com image 525x525]
Would have been a lot cooler if the guy didn't have to set himself before trying to get the gun, the perp wasn't just holding the gun out there like he wanted to be disarmed, and that he wasn't farking smiling like an idiot to begin with.
On the other hand, my favorite martial arts video: Pimp vs. Karate Instructor.
dr_blasto: skullkrusher: I_C_Weener: Fark-N-Noodle: I do this all the time, but with two or more gunsI once disarmed a whole tribe of gun nuts. With my disarming good looks.I juggle tribes of flaming gun nuts while they juggle flaming guns.Are those harder than corn nuts?
I_C_Weener: Fark-N-Noodle: I do this all the time, but with two or more gunsI once disarmed a whole tribe of gun nuts. With my disarming good looks.
Fark-N-Noodle: I do this all the time, but with two or more guns
PunGent: I_C_Weener: If he's a black belt, why's he need my gun?He's a gun-grabber?
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