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(Sports Illustrated)   Some things in life are guaranteed: the sun will rise in the east, spring will become summer which will become fall, and someone from the Cincinnati Bengals will be arrested   (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) divider line 16
    More: Dumbass, Bengals, Atlanta Police, lineman  
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2013-01-19 09:12:50 AM  
Obama's master plan of gun confiscation has begun. First they came for Andre Smith and I said nothing ...
 
2013-01-19 09:16:25 AM  
His real crime was running with his shirt off, those flopping tits were more likely to hurt an innocent bystander than his gun was.
 
2013-01-19 09:26:34 AM  
Did he not know that having a gun in carry-on baggage was a big no-no? You'd think that he might have some small clue that airport security these days frowns on such antics.
 
2013-01-19 09:51:01 AM  
He was just trying to be ready in case a REAL crazy person with a gun showed up. Hero tag broken???
 
2013-01-19 10:11:33 AM  
Goddamnit.
 
2013-01-19 10:12:58 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-19 10:16:27 AM  
Poor Marvin. He could probably have been a real coach in the NFL somewhere.
 
2013-01-19 10:20:22 AM  
He was going to a party at Crabtree's house.
 
2013-01-19 11:00:37 AM  

BalugaJoe: He was going to a party at Crabtree's house.


Came here to say something similar. Wonder if the line changes... Maybe he will ask Ray Lewis to borrow his white suit for good luck.
 
2013-01-19 11:22:48 AM  
Hooray! I get to dust off THIS old chestnut...

i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-19 11:38:30 AM  
Manti Te'o can relax, he'll fit right in.
 
2013-01-19 01:09:54 PM  

Crewmannumber6: Manti Te'o can relax, he'll fit right in.


the "Rey Maualuga" club for overrated college linebackers always has room for one more
 
2013-01-19 01:19:04 PM  

CodeMonkey4Life: Crewmannumber6: Manti Te'o can relax, he'll fit right in.

the "Rey Maualuga" club for overrated college linebackers always has room for one more


He can get in line behind Rolondo McClain.
 
2013-01-19 02:12:59 PM  

Captain Steroid: Hooray! I get to dust off THIS old chestnut...

[i1182.photobucket.com image 475x370]


I can't be the only one that's wondering why they're putting that tiger into the drivers seat, right?
 
2013-01-19 02:24:04 PM  

CodeMonkey4Life: His real crime was running with his shirt off, those flopping tits were more likely to hurt an innocent bystander than his gun was.


This thread is useless without... no, scratch that idea, forget I said anything. This thread is quite useful, thank you.
 
2013-01-19 03:45:19 PM  
With this arrest, Alabama just claimed their 238th National Championship.

Rammer Jammer Yellow Hammer, another bammer is in the slammer!
 
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