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(Press-Enterprise (So. Cal))   A husband and wife, who authorities said were operating a strip club in the home they shared with their seven young children, must stand trial - with "Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?" mugshot goodness   (pe.com) divider line 36
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2013-01-19 06:21:45 AM  
No and no.
 
2013-01-19 06:22:20 AM  
Ok, yes.
 
2013-01-19 06:25:42 AM  
POTY contenders, for sure.
 
2013-01-19 06:26:10 AM  
LaQuron?
 
2013-01-19 06:30:57 AM  
ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF GOVERNMENT DESTROYING SMALL BUSINESS
 
2013-01-19 06:31:35 AM  
Exactly nothing about this story adds up. They are way too ghetto to be living in a house like that to start with, and really, normal people with lots of money have a hard time adopting, and these people did it SEVEN TIMES?!

And how do you run a strip club from your house?
 
2013-01-19 06:32:07 AM  

Dadoody: ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF GOVERNMENT DESTROYING SMALL BUSINESS


There is nothing small about that woman. Shudder. The pole is not supposed to be enveloped.
 
2013-01-19 06:32:49 AM  
i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-01-19 06:35:43 AM  
Technically not mugshots.
 
2013-01-19 06:35:51 AM  

durbnpoisn: Exactly nothing about this story adds up. They are way too ghetto to be living in a house like that to start with, and really, normal people with lots of money have a hard time adopting, and these people did it SEVEN TIMES?!
And how do you run a strip club from your house?


Ha! You pretty much covered everything I came in here to say. Thanks!
 
2013-01-19 06:42:13 AM  

Dadoody: ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF GOVERNMENT DESTROYING SMALL BUSINESS


No license, no business. This is the same as paying your neighbor's kid to mow your lawn, in terms of 'business' at least. In terms of psychological trauma, however... this is more in line with a war crime.
 
2013-01-19 06:48:50 AM  
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After mandatory hair shearing:
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2013-01-19 06:52:12 AM  
I have obtained these exclusive photos of the kid's last birthday party

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Also some pictures of the kid's babysitters...

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And finally, a picture of the kid's work in art class...

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2013-01-19 07:36:53 AM  
Oh lord! I hope she's not one of the strippers.
 
2013-01-19 07:51:58 AM  
FTFA: "The club was uncovered by investigators when a man was shot and killed in the driveway in July, Riverside County sheriff's officials said."

Umm... holy fark.
 
2013-01-19 07:56:11 AM  
wax66: "LaQuron?"

Lake Huron. As in, "size of".
 
2013-01-19 08:39:51 AM  
I would have thought they'd go with violating zoning rules instead.
 
2013-01-19 09:16:13 AM  

Rhino_man: FTFA: "The club was uncovered by investigators when a man was shot and killed in the driveway in July, Riverside County sheriff's officials said."

Umm... holy fark.


black people problems
 
2013-01-19 09:32:40 AM  
I smell a sitcom!
 
2013-01-19 09:35:21 AM  
Well..working at home is the new trend
 
2013-01-19 09:37:48 AM  
I would hate to see what the strippers looked like. Probably 350 pounds of pure hard loving. The lap dances must have been a real beech.
 
2013-01-19 10:10:54 AM  

boinkingbill: The lap dances must have been a real beech.


Especially for the furniture.
 
2013-01-19 10:21:44 AM  
I don't understand this preoccupation with protecting children from things that don't hurt the children, don't hurt anyone else, and is a natural part of human development.
 
2013-01-19 10:45:59 AM  
I don't understand all the complaining; they look attractive and successful to me.
 
2013-01-19 10:47:17 AM  
Oh, and Post of the Year honors to Illannoyin.
 
2013-01-19 11:14:47 AM  

illannoyin: I have obtained these exclusive photos of the kid's last birthday party

[images.teamsugar.com image 480x323]

[humourgod87.files.wordpress.com image 296x300]

[www.momlogic.com image 361x340]

Also some pictures of the kid's babysitters...

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[mimg.ugo.com image 528x297]

[i.imgur.com image 362x395]


And finally, a picture of the kid's work in art class...

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I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
 
2013-01-19 11:16:10 AM  
Surprised the cops didn't find meth too. It is Perris (that's the cool spelling, not Paris like everybody thinks) after all.
 
2013-01-19 11:38:28 AM  

Fark_Guy_Rob: I don't understand this preoccupation with protecting children from things that don't hurt the children, don't hurt anyone else, and is a natural part of human development.


It is called social services.
For your own good and convience, 'cause some nanny "knows".
 
2013-01-19 11:44:31 AM  

boinkingbill: I would hate to see what the strippers looked like. Probably 350 pounds of pure hard loving. The lap dances must have been a real beech.


i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-01-19 12:10:54 PM  
Werk it gurl. Devry ain't gonna pay for itself.
 
2013-01-19 12:15:23 PM  

durbnpoisn: Exactly nothing about this story adds up. They are way too ghetto to be living in a house like that to start with, and really, normal people with lots of money have a hard time adopting, and these people did it SEVEN TIMES?!

And how do you run a strip club from your house?


It's hard to adopt "normal" children. Quite probably kids nobody else wanted. "Undesirable" enough, and the government will actually pay you to take care of them. It's still cheaper than institutionalizing them.

Not sure of the the amounts for adopted children, but knew of some people that had a bunch of "special needs" foster kids. Normally they get $700 cash & foodstamps, disabled kids were $1800 (20 years ago, probably more now). Any "normal" kids they got were quickly "diagnosed" with some disorder or other. Get a 1/2 dozen or so, feed them cheaply & clothe them from thrift stores, they could afford a pretty nice house...

As for the Strip Club, in my 20s, I had a house where we had 185 consecutive keggers. Paid for my alcohol, the rent, the utilities & some pretty decent profit, too. Had a pretty sweet DJ system with pro gear & lasers, strobes & a smoke machine. Cover charge got beer & music. Other drinks & "chemicals" were available, for a price. Fortunately, none of the skeezy women that were regulars charged for their outrageous drunken antics...

/sober for a while now...
 
2013-01-19 01:24:28 PM  
Fark_Guy_Rob: I don't understand this preoccupation with protecting children from things that don't hurt the children, don't hurt anyone else, and is a natural part of human development.

Isnocone: t is called social services.
For your own good and convience, 'cause some nanny "knows".


Ya know how I know you didn't RTFA?
 
2013-01-19 02:21:58 PM  
Seriously, I couldn't care less about the so called strip club, but if the allegations of sexual and other abuse are true, those kids need to be out of there permanantly.
And as o4tuna pointed out, these kids are likely to already be special needs even before the abuse.
sick.
 
2013-01-19 03:49:15 PM  
I love how the headline focuses on the unlicensed strip club and mentions NOTHING about how the kids were routinely beaten and molested. Thanks for showing your priorities, subby.

I spent some time in a foster-home-for-profit that was almost as bad at smacking the kids around. A point was made to never draw blood (can't have evidence on clothes, now). My heart goes out to these kids because I know that level of terror and trauma. They have a long struggle ahead, and it's almost guaranteed that at least one will give up on that struggle and end up dead of either an OD or straight-up suicide.
 
2013-01-19 04:06:50 PM  
That is over-the-top, reality-show classy right there.
 
2013-01-19 05:04:57 PM  
Nobody is going to say that the photo at the top of the story looks like an old President Obama?
 
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