FARK.com: (7544340) Today's "teacher arrested for seducing a student via text message" comes from Liberace's hometown. Fark: both teacher and student were male

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		Today's "teacher arrested for seducing a student via text message" comes from Liberace's hometown. Fark: both teacher and student were male (mydesert.com)		45
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Z-clipped		2013-01-19 07:59:16 AM

Where were all the teachers like this when I was in sc.... no, wait....String him up! Death is too... no, that's not it... ZOMG SO HO...no...DO NOT WZZzzzzzzzzzzz.

Vodka Zombie		2013-01-19 08:32:35 AM

Umm.. Liberace was born and raised in West Allis, WI.

Sargun		2013-01-19 08:47:03 AM

Vodka Zombie: Umm.. Liberace was born and raised in West Allis, WI.

This. He died in Palm Springs.

prince of peas		2013-01-19 08:48:57 AM

Palm Springs teacher accused of improper contact with student freed on bail

Why was the student in jail?

maxx2112		2013-01-19 08:49:37 AM

Vodka Zombie: Umm.. Liberace was born and ~~raised~~ reared in West Allis, WI.

FTFY

/ pet peeve, yada, yada, yada

thaylin		2013-01-19 08:50:31 AM

Both were males? oh crap the teacher is getting the death penalty.

jiesenPSD		2013-01-19 08:55:42 AM

Rat		2013-01-19 08:57:40 AM

Perhaps it was the love that dare not speak its name.

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strangeguitar		2013-01-19 09:01:05 AM

He was an English teacher just helping the lad straighten out his Longfellow.

lack of warmth		2013-01-19 09:06:57 AM

strangeguitar: He was an English teacher just helping the lad straighten out his Longfellow.

The student turned him down, for he knew who would be the pen and who would be the ink bottle.

biglot		2013-01-19 09:19:20 AM

I'd always heard that Liberace was planted face down in his coffin. So his buddies could drop by for a few cool ones. Anybody?

Kyle Butler		2013-01-19 09:21:36 AM

Saul Goodman?

cmsimg.gdn.mydesert.com

ExperianScaresCthulhu		2013-01-19 09:22:27 AM

prince of peas: Palm Springs teacher accused of improper contact with student freed on bail

Why was the student in jail?

Editors don't exist anymore?

ShabazKilla		2013-01-19 09:26:19 AM

/oblig

velvet_fog		2013-01-19 09:29:38 AM

/'Merica

JohnCarter		2013-01-19 09:32:19 AM

How stupid are people? If you are going to seduce someone call them from a pay phone or a burner phone so NO records. Better yet SPEAK to them in person away from any recording devices.

One always needs plausible deniability. Do not make it easy for the authorities to confront you

de_Selby		2013-01-19 09:43:33 AM

what makes the tag line "fark" worthy?

RectalFury		2013-01-19 09:44:59 AM

NTTAWT

DubyaHater		2013-01-19 10:12:25 AM

Liberace was gay?

TommyDeuce		2013-01-19 10:28:01 AM

DubyaHater: Liberace was gay?

Yeah mom. He was.

Z-clipped		2013-01-19 10:30:08 AM

TommyDeuce: Yeah mom. He was.

LOL

Scaevola		2013-01-19 10:43:07 AM

Liberace was from West Allis, Wisconsin.

Hetfield		2013-01-19 10:47:06 AM

Fark: both teacher and student were male

WHAT! Why hasn't this been submitted with the newsflash tag, subby?

parityanimal		2013-01-19 10:47:15 AM

So...they both being male made it farkworthy? Then what made all the others about females seducing male students or males seducing female students farkworthy? I'm so confused!

thaduke		2013-01-19 10:58:10 AM

No subby, boys kiss girls! You must be all confused.

susler		2013-01-19 10:58:44 AM

TFA is awful light on details.

It could be a frame.

scotchcrotch		2013-01-19 11:06:13 AM

"Spare the rod" next time and soil the child.

Or let the child soil on you, its bound to happen.

Minus 1 Charisma		2013-01-19 11:07:33 AM

Has anyone mentioned that Liberace is actually from 'Stallis?

Dat der guy was a bit light in his loafers, eh?

offmymeds		2013-01-19 11:11:13 AM

biglot: I'd always heard that Liberace was planted face down in his coffin. So his buddies could drop by for a few cool ones. Anybody?

i1136.photobucket.com

jake_lex		2013-01-19 11:31:13 AM

Minus 1 Charisma: Has anyone mentioned that Liberace is actually from 'Stallis?

Dat der guy was a bit light in his loafers, eh?

It's amazing to think that this country was once so naive about matters of sex that they'd watch Liberace and say "He's such a sweetheart, I can't imagine why some lucky lady hasn't snapped him up yet."

shiat, Paul Lynde got marriage proposals all the time when he was on Hollywood Squares.

maxx2112		2013-01-19 11:40:57 AM

Rufus Lee King: Vodka Zombie: Umm.. Liberace was born and raised in West Allis, WI.

I thought he was from Tupelo.

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Liberace outlived Elvis, thereby suggesting to many there is no God, or if there is one, He lacks taste.

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/ ht: lileks

The One True TheDavid		2013-01-19 11:57:30 AM

Rufus Lee King: Vodka Zombie:

Umm.. Liberace was born and raised in West Allis, WI.

I thought he was from Tupelo.

Yeah but was he as sweet as Tupelo Honey?

opiumpoopy		2013-01-19 11:59:40 AM

prince of peas: Palm Springs teacher accused of improper contact with student freed on bail

Why was the student in jail?

+1 on the wise-ass button. Would LOL again

The One True TheDavid		2013-01-19 12:01:52 PM

susler:

TFA is awful light on details.

It could be a frame.

Of course it could be, but Fark is still on the Internet. You know 99.99999% of the biddies around here think any allegedly gay man is guilty of more than he could ever be accused of.

You are behind seven proxies, right?

gregscott		2013-01-19 12:23:41 PM

Protip:
When you commit a crime, make sure you do it in a manner that leaves a permanent record of your activity, for the convenience of the prosecution.

AcneVulgaris		2013-01-19 12:31:16 PM

DubyaHater: Liberace was gay?

Not gay so much as dangerously fabulous.

no clever name here just move along		2013-01-19 12:45:46 PM

Vodka Zombie: Umm.. Liberace was born and raised in West Allis, WI.

thanks vodkazombie. I came here to say this.
I went.to the same high school as Liberace.
West Milwaukee High School.

weclock		2013-01-19 02:14:14 PM

Wait, so... who's the rapist?

wambu		2013-01-19 02:15:11 PM

Without it being two hot chicks, I predict years of jail time.

Dr Jack Badofsky		2013-01-19 03:36:02 PM

maxx2112: Vodka Zombie: Umm.. Liberace was born and raised reared in West Allis, WI.

FTFY

/ pet peeve, yada, yada, yada

I'm pretty sure Liberace was reared in lots of places.

UlandaUnicorn		2013-01-19 03:58:45 PM

I must be missing something. It's possible to seduce people via texting?

GreenSun		2013-01-19 04:12:13 PM

I bet the "Downloaded Picture of Penis and Sent to Teacher" kid yesterday hopes this happened to him instead.

cynicalbastard		2013-01-19 07:47:31 PM

Vodka Zombie: Umm.. Liberace was born and raised in West Allis, WI.

And according to folks who knew him well and played sessions with him, he was a perfect gentleman and one of the kindest people they ever knew.

kg2095		2013-01-20 08:20:06 PM

DubyaHater: Liberace was gay?

I doubt it. If he was he would have de-forested his legs before being photographed.

www.thehomeplanet.org

kg2095		2013-01-20 08:22:25 PM

Rufus Lee King: Vodka Zombie: Umm.. Liberace was born and raised in West Allis, WI.

I thought he was from Tupelo.

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I read somewhere that it was Liberace who convinced Elvis to start wearing those ridiculous jump suits and capes in concert.

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