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(Pro Football Talk)   Michael Crabtree seeks trade to Pittsburgh Steelers   (profootballtalk.nbcsports.com) divider line 47
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2013-01-19 01:25:40 AM
I really hope these allegations are false. There is no information right now other than he has been questioned (with his attorney present, as anyone would when being accused of this) and he hasn't been charged or detained, and that he is (at the moment) cooperating with the investigation.

Regardless, this allegation is troubling. I will reserve judgement until I see more facts in the case, either way. If it did happen, dude needs to be cut immediately (and not just by the 49ers). If it didn't happen, then this girl (or guy) needs to be sent to jail.

Either way, this type of thing never goes away, even if someone is innocent, unless its proven to be a hoax 100 percent.
 
2013-01-19 02:50:23 AM
Interesting...
 
2013-01-19 02:52:13 AM

Epiphany: I really hope these allegations are false. There is no information right now other than he has been questioned (with his attorney present, as anyone would when being accused of this) and he hasn't been charged or detained, and that he is (at the moment) cooperating with the investigation.

Regardless, this allegation is troubling. I will reserve judgement until I see more facts in the case, either way. If it did happen, dude needs to be cut immediately (and not just by the 49ers). If it didn't happen, then this girl (or guy) needs to be sent to jail.

Either way, this type of thing never goes away, even if someone is innocent, unless its proven to be a hoax 100 percent.


Meanwhile Dez Bryant kicked ass
 
2013-01-19 02:57:38 AM

muck4doo: Epiphany: I really hope these allegations are false. There is no information right now other than he has been questioned (with his attorney present, as anyone would when being accused of this) and he hasn't been charged or detained, and that he is (at the moment) cooperating with the investigation.

Regardless, this allegation is troubling. I will reserve judgement until I see more facts in the case, either way. If it did happen, dude needs to be cut immediately (and not just by the 49ers). If it didn't happen, then this girl (or guy) needs to be sent to jail.

Either way, this type of thing never goes away, even if someone is innocent, unless its proven to be a hoax 100 percent.

Meanwhile Dez Bryant kicked ass


I'll wait to hear some facts before passing judgement on whether or not this is the first time Crabtree has done something awful. So far, Dez Bryant has him beat on being an irresponsible diva (pending the facts here, of course).

Only one of those two will be playing a game on Sunday though ;)
 
2013-01-19 02:57:55 AM
Doesn't Crabtree have a fat little girlfriend?
 
2013-01-19 03:00:29 AM
If it is true then he better hope he gets traded quick sinced the league protects Stiller players no matter what sind=ce they invented football and all
 
2013-01-19 03:01:10 AM

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: sind=ce


I was told there would be no math.
 
2013-01-19 03:02:46 AM

Epiphany: I really hope these allegations are false. There is no information right now other than he has been questioned (with his attorney present, as anyone would when being accused of this) and he hasn't been charged or detained, and that he is (at the moment) cooperating with the investigation.

Regardless, this allegation is troubling. I will reserve judgement until I see more facts in the case, either way. If it did happen, dude needs to be cut immediately (and not just by the 49ers). If it didn't happen, then this girl (or guy) needs to be sent to jail.

Either way, this type of thing never goes away, even if someone is innocent, unless its proven to be a hoax 100 percent.


Which is the reason for the headline mentioning the Steelers (rather than the Bengals or Raiders).
 
2013-01-19 03:03:32 AM

Epiphany: muck4doo: Epiphany: I really hope these allegations are false. There is no information right now other than he has been questioned (with his attorney present, as anyone would when being accused of this) and he hasn't been charged or detained, and that he is (at the moment) cooperating with the investigation.

Regardless, this allegation is troubling. I will reserve judgement until I see more facts in the case, either way. If it did happen, dude needs to be cut immediately (and not just by the 49ers). If it didn't happen, then this girl (or guy) needs to be sent to jail.

Either way, this type of thing never goes away, even if someone is innocent, unless its proven to be a hoax 100 percent.

Meanwhile Dez Bryant kicked ass

I'll wait to hear some facts before passing judgement on whether or not this is the first time Crabtree has done something awful. So far, Dez Bryant has him beat on being an irresponsible diva (pending the facts here, of course).

Only one of those two will be playing a game on Sunday though ;)


Dez is a horrible person for not carrying Williams pads. Crabtree just rapes people.Lulz
 
2013-01-19 03:11:50 AM
Wasn't one of the knocks against him in the draft that he had a terrible personality and the such?
 
2013-01-19 03:21:51 AM
Do we know she's real?
 
2013-01-19 03:32:18 AM
lol Lennay Kekua just got Crabtree busted...
 
2013-01-19 03:38:18 AM
Y'inz is a jag, subby. A real jag.
 
2013-01-19 04:24:23 AM
Teh Atlanta Mafia is a tough biatch
 
2013-01-19 05:13:28 AM
This is a good distraction during the payoffs.
 
2013-01-19 05:29:41 AM
The NFL should suspend him and Aldon Smith for the game as punishment. And they should force Alex Smith to play.
 
2013-01-19 05:32:46 AM

muck4doo: Dez is a horrible person for not carrying Williams pads. Crabtree just rapes people.Lulz


Well, to be fair, it's hard to be a rapist if you lack the mental capacity to remove someone's clothes. Dez makes an amoeba look like Einstein.
 
2013-01-19 05:34:58 AM

ArtosRC: Wasn't one of the knocks against him in the draft that he had a terrible personality and the such?


Being a bigger diva than Whitney and Mariah combined does not make one a rapist.

/Crabtree seems like the type of guy that would cry if a girl said no.
 
2013-01-19 06:05:06 AM
At least he didn't try to take over for Ray Lewis.
 
2013-01-19 06:12:40 AM

digistil: Being a bigger diva than Whitney and Mariah combined does not make one a rapist.


That's a touch more than I was implying. I just recall the scouts saying that this guy was going to have a problem attitude and be a liability, and that the teams had better be prepared to deal with his actions.

If this doesn't pan out and is nothing, the damage is already done. He's put himself in the position, and the coaches are going to have to worry. Any future teams will have to take this into account, as well.
 
2013-01-19 06:14:16 AM
Subby is trolling. No way would the Steelers take Crabtree, they have decent receivers.
 
2013-01-19 06:57:28 AM
Hey Crabman.
 
2013-01-19 07:33:14 AM
overfienduglar: This is a good distraction during the payoffs.

And it will be a convenient excuse when the Falcons beat them. Crabtree can be this years scapegoat for why the 49ers didn't get to the Superbowl.
 
2013-01-19 07:54:48 AM

varmitydog: overfienduglar: This is a good distraction during the payoffs.

And it will be a convenient excuse when the Falcons beat them. Crabtree can be this years scapegoat for why the 49ers didn't get to the Superbowl.


Or he has 10 catches for 135 yards and 2 TD's like every other player facing a "distraction"
 
2013-01-19 07:59:16 AM
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I LOCKED MYSELF IN A BATHROOM WITH AN INTOXICATED GIRL WHILE MY BUDDIES STOOD GUARD AT THE DOOR
 
2013-01-19 08:00:09 AM
Say it ain't so, Crab.

you are a puppet: Doesn't Crabtree have a fat little girlfriend?


That was a few years ago...

And speaking of which, Kent Hance, Gerald Myers and Craig James can eat the peanuts from my shiat.
 
2013-01-19 08:23:06 AM

Hillbilly Jim: Subby is trolling. No way would the Steelers take Crabtree, they have decent receivers.


And they already have one with the IQ of pond scum in Mike Wallace, with the added bonus that he too likes to hold out and then forget how to play.

\seriously, having him on FF this year made me hate him almost as much as Ike Farking Taylor.  Almost.
 
2013-01-19 08:32:26 AM

FriarReb98: Hillbilly Jim: Subby is trolling. No way would the Steelers take Crabtree, they have decent receivers.

And they already have one with the IQ of pond scum in Mike Wallace, with the added bonus that he too likes to hold out and then forget how to play.

\seriously, having him on FF this year made me hate him almost as much as Ike Farking Taylor.  Almost.


I had Philip Rivers, cry me a river

Yes, pun intended
 
2013-01-19 08:38:58 AM
I don't like Crabtree, he's a lazy receiver, in my opinion. Plus he's a 49'er, and thus a hated foe (Rams fan). That said, I hope these allegations are false. Not for his sake, though, oh no. I don't want the Niners having some excuse if they choke against the Falcons, a team they very well should beat.

Looking forward to seeing the Falcons in the SB.
Really looking forward to seeing the Falcons beat down in the SB by Baltimore or New England (don't care which, as neither is a former NFC West team, like the Falcons are).
 
2013-01-19 08:48:21 AM
In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous.
 
2013-01-19 09:24:27 AM

Epiphany: I really hope these allegations are false.


Don't worry, he'll be accused forever by Fark, one way or another.
 
2013-01-19 10:06:25 AM

Kurmudgeon: Epiphany: I really hope these allegations are false.

Don't worry, he'll be accused forever by Fark, one way or another.


Nah Fark can't remember anything except Ray Lewis Stabbed a guy and Big Ben raped a chick. No matter who else gets accused of those things on other teams (anyone name that Bronco that was accused of sexual assault a few years ago? Yeah...) the Steelers and Ravens fans are the ones that like rape and murder.

So Crabtree and the 49ers will be fine. And if he's never even charged or if he's held in contempt and pleas to not murder, well the Big Ben and Ray Lewis jokes will just green themselves.
 
2013-01-19 10:11:26 AM
Big name athlete? Height of popularity during the playoffs? I seriously hope this woman was not assualted, but the other side of it just means it's another gold digging biatch setting back actual sexual assault victims. It's not good either way.
 
2013-01-19 10:18:25 AM

zerkalo: Teh Atlanta Mafia is a tough biatch


Revenge for Eugene Robinson.
 
2013-01-19 10:34:03 AM

js34603: Kurmudgeon: Epiphany: I really hope these allegations are false.

Don't worry, he'll be accused forever by Fark, one way or another.

Nah Fark can't remember anything except Ray Lewis Stabbed a guy and Big Ben raped a chick. No matter who else gets accused of those things on other teams (anyone name that Bronco that was accused of sexual assault a few years ago? Yeah...) the Steelers and Ravens fans are the ones that like rape and murder.

So Crabtree and the 49ers will be fine. And if he's never even charged or if he's held in contempt and pleas to not murder, well the Big Ben and Ray Lewis jokes will just green themselves.


Well Ben has a history of Rapey Ben like behavior. College incident, the Vegas woman he paid off and the girl in Georgia.

Also the Steelers rightfully get hammered for their obvious hypocrisy. They have cut people quick after relatively minor incidents yet Ben is still there. The Steelers deserved to mocked for this.

/Steelers fan
 
2013-01-19 10:48:02 AM
Does statutory rape count as a sexual assault? Maybe he picked up some 17 year old girl at a club and then her pissed off daddy came calling at the hotel?

/Complete Total Speculation
 
2013-01-19 10:56:31 AM

js34603: Kurmudgeon: Epiphany: I really hope these allegations are false.

Don't worry, he'll be accused forever by Fark, one way or another.

Nah Fark can't remember anything except Ray Lewis Stabbed a guy and Big Ben raped a chick. No matter who else gets accused of those things on other teams (anyone name that Bronco that was accused of sexual assault a few years ago? Yeah...) the Steelers and Ravens fans are the ones that like rape and murder.

So Crabtree and the 49ers will be fine. And if he's never even charged or if he's held in contempt and pleas to not murder, well the Big Ben and Ray Lewis jokes will just green themselves.


Perish Cox was the Bronco accused of rape. Bonus points - he now plays for the 49ers.
 
2013-01-19 11:06:30 AM

Sargun: In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous.


WE HAVE A WINNAR!
*golf clap*
 
2013-01-19 11:13:03 AM
As they say... When at Candlestick, use one.
 
2013-01-19 11:37:47 AM
Manti Te'o can relax, he'll fit right in.
 
2013-01-19 12:13:23 PM

digistil: muck4doo: Dez is a horrible person for not carrying Williams pads. Crabtree just rapes people.Lulz

Well, to be fair, it's hard to be a rapist if you lack the mental capacity to remove someone's clothes. Dez makes an amoeba look like Einstein.


This is true. Still, he's turning out to be a beast.
 
2013-01-19 12:32:15 PM

sotua: IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I LOCKED MYSELF IN A BATHROOM WITH AN INTOXICATED GIRL WHILE MY BUDDIES STOOD GUARD AT THE DOOR


That is quality FB material there.
 
2013-01-19 12:39:57 PM

4NSpy: Hey Crabman.


Hey Earl!
 
2013-01-19 12:51:27 PM
He's a millionaire that plays in the NFL. Like he has trouble getting laid?
 
2013-01-19 01:55:35 PM

Hillbilly Jim: Well Ben has a history of Rapey Ben like behavior. College incident, the Vegas woman he paid off and the girl in Georgia.

Also the Steelers rightfully get hammered for their obvious hypocrisy. They have cut people quick after relatively minor incidents yet Ben is still there. The Steelers deserved to mocked for this.

/Steelers fan


See, that's why we have judicial process, accusations don't equal guilty. Whatever kind of Steelers fan you are, you're not much of a fan of the truth. These terms, "insufficient evidence" and "false allegations" have meaning.
/Hypocrite is YOU.
 
2013-01-19 02:51:21 PM

Kurmudgeon: Hillbilly Jim: Well Ben has a history of Rapey Ben like behavior. College incident, the Vegas woman he paid off and the girl in Georgia.

Also the Steelers rightfully get hammered for their obvious hypocrisy. They have cut people quick after relatively minor incidents yet Ben is still there. The Steelers deserved to mocked for this.

/Steelers fan

See, that's why we have judicial process, accusations don't equal guilty. Whatever kind of Steelers fan you are, you're not much of a fan of the truth. These terms, "insufficient evidence" and "false allegations" have meaning.
/Hypocrite is YOU.


graneyandthepig.files.wordpress.com

Steeler, please!
 
2013-01-19 06:45:27 PM
Sooooooooo........

Does this mean I shouldn't start him in the playoff league?
 
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