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(SeattlePI)   Not news: School shooting threat results in suspension, legal action. Fark: A 5-year-old girl with a soap-bubble gun   (seattlepi.com) divider line 19
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2013-01-19 03:56:33 AM
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2013-01-19 06:06:57 AM
3 votes:
that'll teach that little slut a lesson
2013-01-19 07:45:13 AM
2 votes:

abhorrent1: District officials labeled the girl a "terrorist threat"

These "officials" need to be crotch punched until they farking die.


One has to wonder if such people ever stop and say to themselves, "I just called a 5-year-old girl a terrorist.

.... I'm a moron.

I.... I didn't know."
2013-01-19 07:28:03 AM
2 votes:

BokerBill: spentmiles: Society is suicidal and it knows it. That's why it reacts so strongly with fear and over-compensation when a little girl brings a bubble gun to school and threatens a classmate. Society knows, deep down inside, that the world is pointless and absurd and there's no value to life other than being alive. It wants to kill itself, though it's young enough in its lifespan that this thought still scares it.

Yeah, I just love when people pretend they've interviewed "society"


And I know Society. Seriously, Ken Society is a friend of mine, and he hates that people keep trying to blame stuff on him.
2013-01-19 06:18:36 AM
2 votes:
Times are certainly changing. A generation ago, bullied five year old's would've had to swallow their emotions, leading to farked up and frustrated lives. Nowadays, with our twenty-four hour coverage of mass shootings, we've given these kids role models and infomercials on how to execute crowds of people. I'd say that guns are probably harder to get a hold of now than they were twenty, thirty years ago due to the gun safety campaigns. It's the understanding that these things can be done that's made the difference.

The news coverage of these things has had a porn-effect on society. Remember when you were a kid and could jerk off to some scrap of magazine you randomly found on the side of the road, probably thrown out by some trucker? Then one day you get a hold of a full magazine and think you've made it. Next, it's a worn out VHS porno from your dad's stint in the Navy with poor tracking. Then it's a live sex show in Amsterdam. With the internet, you can now progress much faster through the perversion process. Bottom line - you can't go back and be satisfied with that roadside scrap of paper.

It's the same thing with murder and the media. It used to be that a fist fight would make the news. I remember when a single shooting would make the paper, the television, and the radio. The media wore it out though, especially as we transitioned from network to cable news. A single shooting just doesn't have any entertainment value to the public anymore, unless it's someone noteworthy. Small scale shootings don't get airtime. Mass killings, especially the "this can happen to you at any time or place variety", are now the only things interesting enough to raise our interest sensors. Anything less is just noise.

The problem with this is that we'll never be able to go back to being satisfied with a stabbing, a single, shooting, a small act of violence. And what's worse is that the mass killings are going to wear off eventually too. We'll need something even more shocking to get our attention. And the killers of the planet are just as susceptible to this influence as anyone else. They know that it's not enough anymore to just kill your mother and yourself and call it a day. You've got to suit up in complete body armor and go down to the elementary school. It's not that one group is all to blame - not just the media, not just the public, not just the killers - it's a feedback loop, a system, a nuclear reaction. The only thing that can stop it is complete destruction, which will come in time.

In ten years, I wouldn't be surprised if town-wide poisonings, radioactive dirty bombs, nerve gas attacks from private aircraft - the next steps up - will be the norm. There's just no way it's going to get better.

Society is suicidal and it knows it. That's why it reacts so strongly with fear and over-compensation when a little girl brings a bubble gun to school and threatens a classmate. Society knows, deep down inside, that the world is pointless and absurd and there's no value to life other than being alive. It wants to kill itself, though it's young enough in its lifespan that this thought still scares it.
2013-01-19 05:51:51 AM
2 votes:

When soap-bubbles are outlawed, only outlaws will have soap-bubbles.

DRAW YOUR GUN!

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2013-01-19 05:51:26 AM
2 votes:
Those bubble guns are fully automatic too. They'll keep shooting as long you hold the trigger down. Add to that, the amount of soapy water they hold is far greater than any standard handgun. It's like having a 1000 round clip in the thing!

Please for the safety of elementary schools everywhere, join me in support of bublegun regulations. No one but a criminal needs an automatic bubblegun with unlimited rounds.
2013-01-19 05:46:26 AM
2 votes:
it's a chemical weapon!
2013-01-19 03:02:03 PM
1 votes:
Mount Carmel Area School District officials labeled the girl a "terrorist threat"

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2013-01-19 09:25:06 AM
1 votes:
Everyone involved in this fiasco needs to be fired, they have proven they are incapable of having anything to do with educating 5 year olds.

Myself, I would love to have at them with a baseball bat, but I would settle for a good old fashioned tar and feathering as they are run out of town.
2013-01-19 09:05:15 AM
1 votes:
I've said before that you so-called-progressives were balls to the wall bat shiat crazy, but now you've managed to turn it up to eleven.
2013-01-19 08:44:03 AM
1 votes:

ReverendJasen: Those bubble guns are fully automatic too. They'll keep shooting as long you hold the trigger down. Add to that, the amount of soapy water they hold is far greater than any standard handgun. It's like having a 1000 round clip in the thing!

Please for the safety of elementary schools everywhere, join me in support of bublegun regulations. No one but a criminal needs an automatic bubblegun with unlimited rounds.


Also, you need to add a regulation about the type of rounds used. We don't want any of that eye stinging soap used. Civilians should only have tear free.
2013-01-19 08:19:32 AM
1 votes:

DrPainMD: FTA: "Attorney Robin Ficker says Mount Carmel Area School District officials labeled the girl a "terrorist threat" for the bubble gun remark, made Jan. 10 as both girls waited for a school bus."

Ya know, if I got called to jury duty, and the case involved somebody killing this lawyer or the school administrator who made the suspension decision, I would have to vote not guilty. The planet would be so much better without those people.


You mean the other lawyer, right?
2013-01-19 07:40:46 AM
1 votes:

shooosh: Nice cut and paste job dickhead. You're not coming to any of my parties.


My sad face...
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2013-01-19 07:31:31 AM
1 votes:

Gyrfalcon: Does anybody but me think this "zero tolerance" thing has gone ENTIRELY TOO FAR FOR F*CKS SAKE?????


It's not zero tolerance. It's Infinite Stupidity - now with even more stupidy goodness!
2013-01-19 07:20:50 AM
1 votes:
A bubble gun is a slippery slope.
2013-01-19 06:04:47 AM
1 votes:
When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have in-laws.
2013-01-19 06:01:45 AM
1 votes:
Eau, the humanity!

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2013-01-19 04:24:05 AM
1 votes:
FTA: "Attorney Robin Ficker says Mount Carmel Area School District officials labeled the girl a "terrorist threat" for the bubble gun remark, made Jan. 10 as both girls waited for a school bus."

Ya know, if I got called to jury duty, and the case involved somebody killing this lawyer or the school administrator who made the suspension decision, I would have to vote not guilty. The planet would be so much better without those people.
 
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