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(Gizmodo)   Why the Moon Landings Could Have Never EVER Been Faked: The Definitive Proof   (gizmodo.com) divider line 24
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12283 clicks; posted to Geek » on 19 Jan 2013 at 3:17 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-01-19 09:04:29 AM
9 votes:
You know the moon landing wasn't faked because you can look at the moon through a telescope and see Neil Armstrong's bones there. I mean the real Armstrong, not the thing that came back.
2013-01-19 05:27:58 AM
3 votes:

Ishkur: If NASA has no problem with faking great achievements, why haven't they done any others? Especially with the CGI at their disposal these days.

/wait, lemmee guess: The Mars landers are all in Arizona, right?


Ha! Another sheep who believes "Arizona" exists!
2013-01-19 03:40:25 AM
3 votes:
The moon landings WERE faked, subby. If we had actually sent people to the moon they would have seen evidence that our Tyrant in Chief, Fartbongo, was actually a moonlizard sent to earth to weaken our country for the coming invasion. Why do you think there's so much controversy surrounding the birf certificate? ITS BECAUSE IT WAS FAKED TOO! Now that he's going after our guns it means the invasion is imminent.

You sheeple just won't listen. A brave moonlizard has rebelled against her people and come to earth to try to warn us, disguising herself as a lawyer/dentist so as not to alert her brethren...but even she has been met with laughter and derision at every turn while she tries to expose Obamallamadingo's deception.

Frankly I'm disgusted with this whole country, you're going to get the moonlizard masters you deserve, and I'm gonna laugh and laugh and laugh from within my protected bunker.
2013-01-19 10:16:41 AM
2 votes:
imgs.xkcd.com
2013-01-19 03:54:17 AM
2 votes:
Very good video. Every time I talk to a moon hoax believer it makes me want to

students.ou.edu
2013-01-19 03:06:23 AM
2 votes:

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Because the Russians had every reason to prove it was fake, and they didn't?


But don't you see? That just indicates the sheer depth of the conspiracy! They were so thorough, they even had the Russians playing along with the hoax.
2013-01-21 03:10:27 PM
1 votes:

Fano: Frozboz: Great video. The guy makes a real point. By putting faith into these wackjob conspiracies (which, by the way can be proven false by the physical proof ON THE MOON that we landed there), we ignore some real, actual conspiracies of a less dramatic but possibly more dangerous nature going on around us.

Like the true purpose of aglets?


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2013-01-20 12:48:46 PM
1 votes:
HIGGS BOMB technical info. Original documents cannot be repoduced online due to ECHELON. Only a summary is given here.

Due to a loophole in the post-war treaty, GERMANY is not restricted from developing particle-level explosive devices. Much research has been carried out as black-ops at CERN and in distributed computer simulation. As with earlier (ultimately unsuccessful) QUARK BOMB research, many of the theoretical problems have been solved UNKNOWINGLY by users of internet gaming sites, who were led to believe they were solving level puzzles in MMOs.

The trigger for the HIGGS BOMB is a kiloton-range Plutonium triggered fissile device, as used in thermonuclear (or H-BOMB) devices. This effectively replaces the large ring-accelarator needed at CERN to create high-energy collisions. To convert the fissile device's gamma burst into the e+/e- particles required for the HIGGS REACTION, a resonant lattice of nano-structured Silicon is required.

This is expensive to produce using conventional laser-etching process, but experimentation has shown that the wafers from gigabyte-range SDRAM DIMMs may be used if a 40% drop in device efficiency is acceptable (high-quality DIMMs are required: Apple-brand was tested among others). The silicon from 20,000 to 100,000 8GB DIMMs is sufficient for a 10,000-megatonne device.

The emitted HIGGS BOSONS must be allowed to pass into a "tamper" made up of 25-50KG of RED MERCURY to allow their energy to be released (before they decay into harmless fermions).

HIGGS BOMB resembles a large laptop on standard airport scanners, but can be reliably detected due to the weight in excess of 100Kg and the characteristic magnetic signature of the red mercury.
2013-01-19 04:58:46 PM
1 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com

RIP M-O-O-N
2013-01-19 04:56:54 PM
1 votes:

Harry_Seldon: MrEricSir: If Lance Armstrong never biked to the moon, then where did he get the steroids?

Dude, you are confusing the biker with the astronaut, Louis Armstrong.


no no no..that was Billy Jean Armstrong from Green Day who sang Beat It
2013-01-19 04:19:17 PM
1 votes:

MrEricSir: If Lance Armstrong never biked to the moon, then where did he get the steroids?


Dude, you are confusing the biker with the astronaut, Louis Armstrong.
2013-01-19 12:45:26 PM
1 votes:
I do enjoy claiming that the moon landing was a hoax because then I get to see every engineer around me go into apoplexy...
2013-01-19 11:51:29 AM
1 votes:
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LEAVE DAN MARINO ALONE!
2013-01-19 11:45:44 AM
1 votes:

born_yesterday: RussianPooper: Suede head: Or the fact that the Soviet Union was monitoring it too and accepted the American victory in the Space Race.

Uh, the Soviets were first in everything but the race to the moon. They won the space race.

No one will consider you great if you cant win the big one. The moon was the prize, they lost.

18-1, biatches.


Tell it to Tom Brady in 2007
2013-01-19 10:01:45 AM
1 votes:
The moon landing was faked. Everyone knows that aliens gave us all out technology and a timeline for its release. We had the technology to fake it but the aliens would let us "invent it" until later in....

hold on someone is at the door

As I was saying, its obvious to everyone that the moon landing was real.
2013-01-19 08:07:21 AM
1 votes:
there was absolutely no way to fake it at the time. Even the cameras needed to fake it didn't exist back then.

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2013-01-19 08:03:32 AM
1 votes:

Lukeonia1: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Because the Russians had every reason to prove it was fake, and they didn't?

But don't you see? That just indicates the sheer depth of the conspiracy! They were so thorough, they even had the Russians playing along with the hoax.


I think they were SO thorough in faking the landings that they put a soundstage on the Moon so they could get the effects just right.
2013-01-19 06:59:11 AM
1 votes:
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com

This guy's probably still not impressed. (Adam Curry, yes, actually questions the moon landing.)
2013-01-19 06:08:50 AM
1 votes:
I dont think this was faked, but articles that openly mock people who have looked at the evidence and come to a conclusion different from their own on a contraversial issue as "idots" always raise a red flag with me.

although, I would characterize six percent of people in america to BE idiots, so maybe. It just always seems like the author of these types of articles is just trying to strengthen his own position by degrading the other side.
2013-01-19 05:09:38 AM
1 votes:
They're real and they're spectacular....

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2013-01-19 04:14:51 AM
1 votes:

Yuri Futanari: The moon landings WERE faked, subby. If we had actually sent people to the moon they would have seen evidence that our Tyrant in Chief, Fartbongo, was actually a moonlizard sent to earth to weaken our country for the coming invasion.


I, for one, welcome vote for our new lizard people overlords.

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2013-01-19 03:58:29 AM
1 votes:
Jesus Diaz is faked, he's actually a pseudonym that other Gizmodo writers use when they want to troll. :D
2013-01-19 03:39:33 AM
1 votes:

Ishkur: If NASA has no problem with faking great achievements, why haven't they done any others? Especially with the CGI at their disposal these days.

/wait, lemmee guess: The Mars landers are all in Arizona, right?


What about those amazing Hubble shop-fu?
2013-01-19 02:17:43 AM
1 votes:
Because the Russians had every reason to prove it was fake, and they didn't?
 
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