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2013-01-18 08:10:09 PM
26 votes:
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Here stands Mr. Tyrick Haynes
Once was free, but now in chains
Went to PetCo, burned a Tabby
Then came back and got all Stabby

Things like this are just the Shiats
Let's blame the objects - ike the Brits
Ban guns and knives and aerosols
They'll jab you with your parasol
2013-01-18 08:46:00 PM
6 votes:
Clean up on Aisle 12
2013-01-18 09:43:47 PM
5 votes:

Cerebral Knievel: Why the Daily Fail? I had to question the voracity of the article because I hadn't heard anything about this yet, and the source is dubious..


I don't think the article ate all that much.
2013-01-18 11:41:32 PM
4 votes:
This is why you should be careful in the Beyond section.
2013-01-18 10:21:39 PM
4 votes:
Ok, I'll say it.
From her picture, it looks like she could handle a lot more than a dozen stab wounds to her chest.
2013-01-18 08:53:06 PM
4 votes:
well at least he didn't use a gun.  progress at last!
2013-01-18 10:57:56 PM
3 votes:
It's a shame. He comes from a good home.

www.billclarkhomes.com
2013-01-18 10:57:01 PM
3 votes:
Good thing she was wearing those lung protectors.
2013-01-18 10:28:39 PM
3 votes:
Where have I seen this before? Oh yeah ...
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
Hot n dirty.
2013-01-18 07:58:32 PM
3 votes:

doyner: That sick fark also burned a cat alive.


Match control now. Demand a plan.
2013-01-18 11:13:57 PM
2 votes:
...just in time for Caturslay?

/yuck
2013-01-18 09:54:29 PM
2 votes:
Kitty on my foot and I want to burn it,
Kitty on my foot and I want to burn it,
Kitty on my foot and I want to burn it,
KITTY ON MY FOOT AND I WANT TO BURN IT!!!


/Meow meow, meow meow meow meow.
2013-01-18 09:51:56 PM
2 votes:
I can't believe he did this without a 20% off coupon.
2013-01-19 05:19:15 AM
1 votes:

Cup_O_Jo: Guess Bb&B will have to chain down knives or put them in a case so you have to have an armed guard to look at them. Because you know KNIVES CAUSED THIS. Does anyone find it interesting I got this from the UK news during GUN BAN FIESTA.
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Thx for the cup o java. lol
2013-01-19 01:25:52 AM
1 votes:
Fark: the opposite of sympathy.
2013-01-19 01:20:14 AM
1 votes:
...She's a newborn mother...

That has got to be a record, right?
2013-01-19 12:55:59 AM
1 votes:

ongbok: However the ones that survive their banishment into the woods emerge with the strength and determination of 10 men, and the crazy of 20 upside down shiat birds. They are the super crazy, Do you want that here in the U.S, do you? While you are in your heated home sitting in your Lazy-Boy eating chicken wings and getting fat and weak, they are squatting in some cave, surviving off of the carcasses of the weaker crazies, gaining their essence and getting stronger, faster and more crazy.


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2013-01-19 12:30:27 AM
1 votes:

doglover: whatshisname: So, by that logic, the US has about 500% more mentally ill people than Canada? Why? Is there something in the water?

Pop Canada: 35 M

Pop America: 350M

We should have a infinitely greater number of mentally ill people than Canada because there's only 35 million of them. That's less than one per hectare. Their crazy people probably run into the woods, or are driven there, and then die in the snow. Any is infinitely greater than none (for long).


However the ones that survive their banishment into the woods emerge with the strength and determination of 10 men, and the crazy of 20 upside down shiat birds. They are the super crazy, Do you want that here in the U.S, do you? While you are in your heated home sitting in your Lazy-Boy eating chicken wings and getting fat and weak, they are squatting in some cave, surviving off of the carcasses of the weaker crazies, gaining their essence and getting stronger, faster and more crazy.

The Canadians so far have been able to contain them to places like Montreal because their numbers weren't as great as they would be in the U.S. But with our population size, the possible numbers of super crazies that would be created is staggering. It would start a humanitarian catastrophe of apocalyptic proportions. I ask you again sir, do you want that?

Now that I have said that, I think I will put down the beer and go to sleep.
2013-01-19 12:11:56 AM
1 votes:

doglover: Back in December, Haynes was charged with animal cruelty for setting a cat on fire

And people doubt me when I say you should just hang people who are cruel to animals. Anyone who can abuse an animal is evil and prefers helpless victims. They will always escalate their cruelty. We don't need them.


That is complete CRAP, you ignorant DUMBASS!

You need to get a brain and look at real evidence.

Jeffrey Dahmer tortured animals for years, and he turned out fine.
2013-01-19 12:11:52 AM
1 votes:

atomicmask: Farking Canuck: atomicmask: And sliced up and stuck with two holes in her lungs with a long painful recovery.

So you're position is that, as sad as her injuries are, this is not a better result than 20 children and 6 adults dead. And therefore knifes should be covered by the same regulations as guns.

Really?

No, my position is that PSYCHOPATHS are the cause of both events, not GUNS or KNIVES. A gun may make killing easier, but it makes DEFENSE easier also. It gives someone a chance to save themselves, instead of making sure that strength and youth are the deciding factors in life or death. Again no one has addressed how a 80 year old grandma is supposed to fight off a full grown man intent on slitting her throat without a gun.. With a gun she could again, be on equal grounds with the attacker. Without one it is her strength and speed vs the attackers..and she will lose everytime.


I've seen 80 year old women paying for their groceries, and I'm here to say that an attacker would have time to brush his teeth, iron his clothes, get his hair colored, grab a bite to eat and carve granny into itty bitty pieces of meat before she'd ever have a chance whip out a gun and shoot him.
2013-01-19 12:08:20 AM
1 votes:
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The victim failed this basic rule. That aside, the goblin should never have been out. The judge that let him out should hang as well.
2013-01-19 12:03:00 AM
1 votes:

mjoven1975: Obama needs to ban all knives immediately. I don't care if we have to cut meat with a spoon, we need to get dangerous knives off our streets!


lifeissweet16.files.wordpress.com
That's even worse, because it's dull, you idiot!
2013-01-18 11:40:37 PM
1 votes:
I was expecting this thread to be full of people using this as justification for carrying guns.
And it delivered. Gun fanatics are up there with a homeless guy looking for his next drink when it comes to justifying their hobby. Logic has no part in it.
2013-01-18 11:34:00 PM
1 votes:

Gyrfalcon: However, I have to ask why the Daily Fail felt the need to hyperemphasize that the woman was stabbed a DOZEN times in their headline. Is it that ten would have been okay, or implying that it was one short of instant death? Or just that all their writers are on speed?


Just eleven times wouldn't be cool. Look at all the trouble Subway is in...
2013-01-18 11:01:05 PM
1 votes:

atomicmask: Infernalist: atomicmask: Infernalist: 1) If he'd had a gun, this story would be about a woman's senseless death.

2) Another sign that our mental health system is in desperate need of being burnt to the ground and built back from the ground up.

3) The jokers making snarky comments about 'ban knives!' are unintentionally making the point that knives are inherently less dangerous than guns.

Most people who are shot survive. If she had a gun, she might not had been stabbed at all..

I agree, the mental health system is the failure.

So, her attacker, having the time and leisure to stab her 12+ times, probably wouldn't have killed her with a gun in the same amount of time.

Right. Maybe the gun would backfire and kill him instead. See? Guns SAVE PEOPLE.

farking jackhole

I like how you are so upset you insult rather then debate, It really speaks loads about the caliber of your argument.


If you'd stop using retarded logic, I wouldn't have to.
2013-01-18 10:57:44 PM
1 votes:
I have a manifesto. It's really big and the ladies love it.

1000 pages and all it's about my plans to repopulate the world with rich vampires and werewolves who like to take middle aged housewives shopping in Paris and make steamy love to them in Mediterranean villas and then talk about their feelings.

I call it PORN HAS A BETTER PLOT THAN THIS DRIVEL! 2 (y'know, so I can get a big advance to write the prequel.)
2013-01-18 10:50:27 PM
1 votes:

Indubitably: Indubitably: Indubitably: Fano: Weaver95: well at least he didn't use a gun.  progress at last!

That's schwe

To use a gun is sort of girly.

What if?

P.S. I don't need a gun to execute my will if necessary, you? Will doesn't need violence to execute, does it either? Will can be nonviolent. Willing is learning in disguise...

P.P.S. Unless you threaten my family...then will becomes violence...deviolence.


Your manifesto...my will is to read it. Undisguise.
2013-01-18 10:43:56 PM
1 votes:
headline of the year folks.  Don't even bother with the contest.
2013-01-18 10:38:43 PM
1 votes:

SuperNinjaToad: All trolling aside wouldn't incidents such as this favor gun control as oppose to being against it? I think if people are honest with themselves, EVERYONE (pro and anti gun) would agree that this perp would have actually killed a lot of innocents had he been armed with an AK, AR-15 or even handgun instead of just a knife.


And what makes you believe that? A complete lack of experience with guns or just assumptions?
2013-01-18 10:37:18 PM
1 votes:
This never would have happened if the baby had been allowed to carry a gun.
2013-01-18 10:30:10 PM
1 votes:

Walker: Prior to his arrests, Haynes was known to frequent the local Petco and stare at cats.

So is the article saying he thought she was a cat?
This guy REALLY hated cats.


Pussy is pussy?
2013-01-18 10:18:15 PM
1 votes:
Something almost as equally painful happened to me in a Bed, Bath and Beyond. A few years back, I was a poor student without a lot of extra cash laying around. I'd been on the market for a cheap and basic EC meter to measure "PPM" of the water I was using for my fish tanks and plant collection.

I went to BBB to pick out a wedding gift for someone in my extended family -- a gift I could scarcely afford -- but armed with one of the myriad 20% off coupons BBB seems to send me in the mail on a weekly basis because i was special enough to randomly live in a neighborhood within a 50 mile radius of one of their stores.

During the course of my strenuous shopping excursion, I saw for the first time in any brick and mortar store a PPM meter! It was just laying about, no obvious UPC bar on it, no price tag, and despite my best efforts, I could not locate a label or price tag for it.

So I marched up to the check out line and asked about it, hopeful I could walk out of the store with it, ideally for less than $20. I had another 20% off coupon in my car (in fact I had a half dozen), and was fully prepared to make 2 separate purchases that night, if necessary.

Then the knife was plunged into my heart, a holocaust of rejection. The PPM meter was sold as part of some over priced water filtration system, and by some nefarious force, this meter had been removed from one of those systems to be left laying amongst the rest of the merchandise. It was not for sale, not unless I was willing to pay the $30+ for the filter, and the mere fact that I found this piece of mispaired equipment llying on a shelf of all the over priced made in China merchandise was enough to garner the suspicious stares of these acclaimed checkout specialists.

I left the store, without my meter and the piercing pain of failure, defeat and emptiness. Fortunately, I found the Internet, and for a fraction of the price I was prepared to pay in-store, I found a much better meter -- but that doesn't change the suffering I endured on that cold, lonely night at Bed, Bath and Beyond.

So I really feel for Kerri, I know her pain all to well.
2013-01-18 10:14:34 PM
1 votes:

doglover: Back in December, Haynes was charged with animal cruelty for setting a cat on fire

And people doubt me when I say you should just hang people who are cruel to animals. Anyone who can abuse an animal is evil and prefers helpless victims. They will always escalate their cruelty. We don't need them.


finally, a petition i could not only sign, i would take time to promote.
2013-01-18 10:02:40 PM
1 votes:

fusillade762:
Contrabulous Flabtraption: Kinda of interesting as far as the "no guns then psychos will kill with other weapons" argument

Please note that the victim isn't dead.


Eighty something percent of all stabbings are fatal, vs only something like fifteen percent of shootings.

Your argument holds no weight.

/Its certainly easier to shoot 30 people than stab them though
2013-01-18 09:57:34 PM
1 votes:
NEDM
2013-01-18 09:42:44 PM
1 votes:
If only the attacker would have had a gun. This tragedy would never have happened.
2013-01-18 08:47:45 PM
1 votes:

AdolfOliverPanties: doglover: 7' of drop from 6' of hemp.

That took me a minute to work out.  I thought you were suggesting throwing him off a pile of weed.  Seven feet didn't seem high enough.

/short drop with a quick stop!


I think we should take his love for animals into consideration.

Maybe turn him into an ant farm.
2013-01-18 08:02:19 PM
1 votes:

doyner: Pray 4 Mojo: he he he

Not when you read the article.  That sick fark also burned a cat alive.


he he he for the headline.

And although no animal ever deserves to be burned alive...

well... at least it wasn't a dog.
2013-01-18 07:59:03 PM
1 votes:
Kinda of interesting as far as the "no guns then psychos will kill with other weapons" argument
2013-01-18 07:57:47 PM
1 votes:
Back in December, Haynes was charged with animal cruelty for setting a cat on fire

And people doubt me when I say you should just hang people who are cruel to animals. Anyone who can abuse an animal is evil and prefers helpless victims. They will always escalate their cruelty. We don't need them.
 
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