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2013-01-18 07:57:47 PM  
18 votes:
Back in December, Haynes was charged with animal cruelty for setting a cat on fire

And people doubt me when I say you should just hang people who are cruel to animals. Anyone who can abuse an animal is evil and prefers helpless victims. They will always escalate their cruelty. We don't need them.
2013-01-18 08:10:09 PM  
12 votes:
o3.aolcdn.com


Here stands Mr. Tyrick Haynes
Once was free, but now in chains
Went to PetCo, burned a Tabby
Then came back and got all Stabby

Things like this are just the Shiats
Let's blame the objects - ike the Brits
Ban guns and knives and aerosols
They'll jab you with your parasol
2013-01-18 07:59:23 PM  
11 votes:

doglover: Back in December, Haynes was charged with animal cruelty for setting a cat on fire

And people doubt me when I say you should just hang people who are cruel to animals. Anyone who can abuse an animal is evil and prefers helpless victims. They will always escalate their cruelty. We don't need them.


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2013-01-18 10:26:29 PM  
4 votes:
1) If he'd had a gun, this story would be about a woman's senseless death.

2) Another sign that our mental health system is in desperate need of being burnt to the ground and built back from the ground up.

3) The jokers making snarky comments about 'ban knives!' are unintentionally making the point that knives are inherently less dangerous than guns.
2013-01-18 10:20:38 PM  
4 votes:

FriarReb98: How the fark was he not locked up tight once he farking burned up a cat??  See, THIS is exactly the kind of shiat that's been the hushed topic in all these gun threads!  Guy's obviously farked in the head and we just let him go free?   What kind of farked up psychiatric system is that??


A psychiatric system? Because the Republicans deemed that a "Social Program" and reduced it to rubble.

Most mass shooters, most random psychos like this nutjob would probably have been in a psychiatric system, if we still had one, we don't.

/Thanks Republicans!
2013-01-18 09:43:47 PM  
4 votes:

Cerebral Knievel: Why the Daily Fail? I had to question the voracity of the article because I hadn't heard anything about this yet, and the source is dubious..


I don't think the article ate all that much.
2013-01-18 09:14:27 PM  
4 votes:
How the fark was he not locked up tight once he farking burned up a cat??  See, THIS is exactly the kind of shiat that's been the hushed topic in all these gun threads!  Guy's obviously farked in the head and we just let him go free?   What kind of farked up psychiatric system is that??
2013-01-18 11:30:44 PM  
3 votes:

Vectron: Amos Quito: Vectron: Fact of the day. Black Males between 18 and 49 commit over half of all murders in the US.

Shouldn't Obama do something about that?


He is.

He's working to ban the weapons that these folks almost never use to commit their crimes.

What more could you ask?


I'm sure it's good enough for government work

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I love when people give me the "GUBMENT does nothing right!" line as they sit on their flame retardant bed, using the government developed internet, watching tv overseen by our government, taking some meds the government deemed safe and effective, and they just have a lovely steak the government set a health standard for. Meanwhile, they can go outside without choking from smog. Oh, let me mention that when you shiat out your steak it doesn't just sit down the street where everyone goes to shiat, it is taken to a treatment facility ran and regulated by the government. And you've never had dysentery or cholera because the government is successfully cleaning and testing your water.

But continue to complain that our government does everything wrong. Please. Go on. maybe another google image search could prove your point!
2013-01-18 10:38:53 PM  
3 votes:
The statement that there are other ways to commit mayhem than guns, therefore gun control is irrelevant is specious. Guns are a way for the low-functional to commit mayhem. If electrical engineers and chemical engineers were all that wont to commit mayhem there wouldn't be much world left.

Also, the interjection of anti-gun control screeds at every turn is wearyingly tendentious.
2013-01-18 10:28:39 PM  
3 votes:
Where have I seen this before? Oh yeah ...
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
Hot n dirty.
gja [TotalFark]
2013-01-18 10:19:57 PM  
3 votes:

KrispyKritter: doglover: Back in December, Haynes was charged with animal cruelty for setting a cat on fire

And people doubt me when I say you should just hang people who are cruel to animals. Anyone who can abuse an animal is evil and prefers helpless victims. They will always escalate their cruelty. We don't need them.

finally, a petition i could not only sign, i would take time to promote.


I will happily second that. Anyone who delights in hurting an animal is a sociopath at best.
Throw in criminal behavioral tendencies and a lack of compunction, and you have a  good formula for a future murderer.
2013-01-18 10:12:13 PM  
3 votes:

mjoven1975: Obama needs to ban all knives immediately. I don't care if we have to cut meat with a spoon, we need to get dangerous knives off our streets!


No need.  She's alive.  The 24 Chinese stabbing victims all survived.  Knives clearly have nowhere near the capacity to kill as semi-automatic firearms, hence guns are in their own category.  But who knows, maybe with Obama's executive actions, we'll get some real research on that.
2013-01-18 10:02:46 PM  
3 votes:
We need to immediately ban all knives over 2" in length and with more than one sharp edge. If we can save just ONE life, then it will be all worth it. No one needs a knife over 2", you can still cut whatever you need with a 2 inch knife.
2013-01-18 08:53:06 PM  
3 votes:
well at least he didn't use a gun.  progress at last!
2013-01-18 08:29:22 PM  
3 votes:
nimg.sulekha.com


Ya' know, If I were a judge, and some asshat is standing before me charged with burning a cat alive with an aerosol flamethrower, I the first thing I'm gonna' say is "This kid's got potential. Let's turn him loose and see what he's really capable of"!


/Smooth move, Your Honor
2013-01-18 08:20:40 PM  
3 votes:
Back in December, Haynes was charged with animal cruelty for setting a cat on fire

Um...WHY THE FARK WAS THIS GUY OUT ON BAIL?

And IMO, $1 million bail right now is too little.  Luckily, this poor woman is stable, but her life is forever changed.  This asshole should have either NO bail allowed or something ridiculous, like a million, billion dollars.
2013-01-18 08:14:21 PM  
3 votes:

doglover: Back in December, Haynes was charged with animal cruelty for setting a cat on fire

And people doubt me when I say you should just hang people who are cruel to animals. Anyone who can abuse an animal is evil and prefers helpless victims. They will always escalate their cruelty. We don't need them.


That's two of the serial killer warning signs rolled up into one.


Contrabulous Flabtraption: Kinda of interesting as far as the "no guns then psychos will kill with other weapons" argument


Please note that the victim isn't dead.
2013-01-19 12:23:08 AM  
2 votes:
By the way, can someone explain to me how it is that Americans seem to think their own personal safety and liberty is threatened if they don't guns, whereas Europeans, Canadians, Australians, New Zealanders, ... just about everyone else who lives in other stable democracies ... don't feel the same need?

Is it because Americans are pussies?
2013-01-18 11:42:03 PM  
2 votes:

whatshisname: I was expecting this thread to be full of people using this as justification for carrying guns.
And it delivered. Gun fanatics are up there with a homeless guy looking for his next drink when it comes to justifying their hobby. Logic has no part in it.


Guy walks down street carrying groceries in his hands
Drops them
Someone suggests he use a bag

GOD DAMN BAG FANATICS TRYING TO JUSTIFY THEIR HOBBY

Who would have thought that if someone is hurt or made a victim someone would suggest personal defense weapons?!
2013-01-18 11:40:37 PM  
2 votes:
I was expecting this thread to be full of people using this as justification for carrying guns.
And it delivered. Gun fanatics are up there with a homeless guy looking for his next drink when it comes to justifying their hobby. Logic has no part in it.
2013-01-18 10:58:13 PM  
2 votes:

atomicmask: signaljammer: The statement that there are other ways to commit mayhem than guns, therefore gun control is irrelevant is specious. Guns are a way for the low-functional to commit mayhem. If electrical engineers and chemical engineers were all that wont to commit mayhem there wouldn't be much world left.

Also, the interjection of anti-gun control screeds at every turn is wearyingly tendentious.

Yeah guns are so easy to create mayhem right? I mean, when someone sees someone carrying a carbine or rifle around down the street they don't instantly call the cops or nothin...or if someone starts brandishing a handgun in public it doesn't lead to the public monitoring the individual and calling the police...

There are far, far far, far easier ways to kill and create chaos then a noisey attention getter.



I suppose we should count ourselves fortunate that most folks with brains + imagination + determinationare focused on things other than mayhem.

/So far
2013-01-18 10:46:29 PM  
2 votes:

atomicmask: Oh its about body count? Cars kill around 30 thousand a year, guns kill around 9 thousand...maybe we should start with cars


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Our addiction to a lifestyle that requires an automobile for doing pretty much anything in our daily lives is moronic and as you've pointed out, dangerous.
2013-01-18 10:44:28 PM  
2 votes:

Insatiable Jesus: doglover: Back in December, Haynes was charged with animal cruelty for setting a cat on fire

And people doubt me when I say you should just hang people who are cruel to animals. Anyone who can abuse an animal is evil and prefers helpless victims. They will always escalate their cruelty. We don't need them.

Ranchers and farmers better look the hell out.


Is there a rancher who lights cows on fire for kicks? You will find murder victims on his ranch. I'd bet the farm on it.
2013-01-18 10:43:16 PM  
2 votes:

Contrabulous Flabtraption: Kinda of interesting as far as the "no guns then psychos will kill with other weapons" argument


Yes it is ... it clearly demonstrates how stupid that argument is.

This guy did exactly that ... used a knife instead of an AR-15. How did that work out for him?

One person hospitalized. Versus the psycho with the AR-15: 20 children dead + 8 adults (including him and his mother)

It is not that guns are the only way for psychos to kill people ... it is that they enable killing far faster and far more effectively.

The "guns don't kill people, people do" argument is stupid. The correct statement is "guns enable people to kill more people faster".
2013-01-18 10:28:02 PM  
2 votes:
I admit it... I teehee'd at the headline.

Also, a few comments:
1. the guy should've been put away for years at least after the cat incident.
2. If he had had access to guns, this would be multiple people dead, instead of one person in critical condition.
3. I hope and pray she pulls through.
2013-01-18 10:19:44 PM  
2 votes:

doyner: doglover: Back in December, Haynes was charged with animal cruelty for setting a cat on fire

And people doubt me when I say you should just hang people who are cruel to animals. Anyone who can abuse an animal is evil and prefers helpless victims. They will always escalate their cruelty. We don't need them.

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2013-01-18 10:17:54 PM  
2 votes:

crab66: atomicmask: That is it, we need to ask, NAY, DEMAND our politicians to remove all knives form everyone in the united states...stop the violence, this has gone on for too long.

Act now, write your politician and DEMAND a world free of COMBAT KNIVES today.


Guns kill many many more people than knives do. Lets start there.


Oh its about body count? Cars kill around 30 thousand a year, guns kill around 9 thousand...maybe we should start with cars..
2013-01-18 10:14:34 PM  
2 votes:

doglover: Back in December, Haynes was charged with animal cruelty for setting a cat on fire

And people doubt me when I say you should just hang people who are cruel to animals. Anyone who can abuse an animal is evil and prefers helpless victims. They will always escalate their cruelty. We don't need them.


finally, a petition i could not only sign, i would take time to promote.
2013-01-18 10:05:45 PM  
2 votes:
burn this kid at the stake
2013-01-18 09:57:20 PM  
2 votes:

Indubitably: Indubitably: Fano: Weaver95: well at least he didn't use a gun.  progress at last!

That's schwe

To use a gun is sort of girly.

What if?

P.S. I don't need a gun to execute my will if necessary, you? Will doesn't need violence to execute, does it either? Will can be nonviolent. Willing is learning in disguise...


What are you on, man?
2013-01-18 09:05:09 PM  
2 votes:
That's it. It's official. Fark has broken me completely.

I am more horrified and upset by what he did to the cat than what he did to the girl.

Poor kitty.
2013-01-18 08:47:45 PM  
2 votes:

AdolfOliverPanties: doglover: 7' of drop from 6' of hemp.

That took me a minute to work out.  I thought you were suggesting throwing him off a pile of weed.  Seven feet didn't seem high enough.

/short drop with a quick stop!


I think we should take his love for animals into consideration.

Maybe turn him into an ant farm.
2013-01-18 07:58:32 PM  
2 votes:

doyner: That sick fark also burned a cat alive.


Match control now. Demand a plan.
2013-01-18 07:56:20 PM  
2 votes:

Pray 4 Mojo: he he he


Not when you read the article.  That sick fark also burned a cat alive.
2013-01-19 02:45:15 AM  
1 votes:

Gyrfalcon: Unless the crime was committed by poison, all homicides were initiated with an assault, dearie. An "assault" is simply an act intended to cause the victim to be in apprehension of an imminent attack, OR an attempted battery; and you have to admit that any action preliminary to striking or touching the victim is going to be an assault.

So unless you slipped some arsenic into their elderberry wine, anything else you did before killing them was assault them, regardless of whether you killed them with a bazooka or a dish towel.


You know, the more I read this, the stupider it gets. You must have misread the graph and/or my intentions in making/posting it. The graph compares two countries, one with gun control and one without, and shows that gun control works. No, it doesn't control for other variables, but I'm pretty sure that a large chunk of the difference is due to gun control. The reason I focused on deaths from assaults is that there are other types of deaths: accidental.

You stupid fark.
2013-01-19 01:02:45 AM  
1 votes:
media.giantbomb.com

/torturing animals is a dead giveaway for psychopathy (key characteristic: a lack of empathy)
//get this scum out of here
2013-01-19 12:34:30 AM  
1 votes:
Stop eating those gods damn bowls of tiny blue smegma-covered d!cks, you smurfing idiot.

What the hell is the matter with you, do you actually demand everyone in the country to need to undergo complete military training merely in order to live their perfectly ordinary civilian lives?

Is that how much of a frightened weak little worm you are?

The victim didn't "fail" ANYTHING. She was minding her own business going about a normal day shopping, harming no one, and this cat frying frakwit skinjob decided to put some
holes in her.

I'd say the gods damned PERP failed at being a human.
2013-01-19 12:31:11 AM  
1 votes:

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: atomicmask: She is stabbed once, maybe 2-3 times before she realizes what is happens, another few times before she gets her gun out, and then the assault ends with her emptying her firearm into the gut of said attacker.

I don't think you've ever been stabbed and I'm starting to think you've never fired a weapon in your life.


I'm pretty sure of it.

People who say: "Why didn't the victim do X after he was hit/stabbed/shot--" have pretty much never been hit, stabbed or shot. Otherwise they'd know that after you get cut, the next five seconds are spent making sure your guts are still all inside your body, while your attacker cuts you another 14 times. Then you bleed out. Usually after that it's not possible to "get your gun out and empty it into your attacker."
2013-01-19 12:30:27 AM  
1 votes:

doglover: whatshisname: So, by that logic, the US has about 500% more mentally ill people than Canada? Why? Is there something in the water?

Pop Canada: 35 M

Pop America: 350M

We should have a infinitely greater number of mentally ill people than Canada because there's only 35 million of them. That's less than one per hectare. Their crazy people probably run into the woods, or are driven there, and then die in the snow. Any is infinitely greater than none (for long).


However the ones that survive their banishment into the woods emerge with the strength and determination of 10 men, and the crazy of 20 upside down shiat birds. They are the super crazy, Do you want that here in the U.S, do you? While you are in your heated home sitting in your Lazy-Boy eating chicken wings and getting fat and weak, they are squatting in some cave, surviving off of the carcasses of the weaker crazies, gaining their essence and getting stronger, faster and more crazy.

The Canadians so far have been able to contain them to places like Montreal because their numbers weren't as great as they would be in the U.S. But with our population size, the possible numbers of super crazies that would be created is staggering. It would start a humanitarian catastrophe of apocalyptic proportions. I ask you again sir, do you want that?

Now that I have said that, I think I will put down the beer and go to sleep.
2013-01-19 12:19:23 AM  
1 votes:
"If I had a son, he'd look like Tyrick," Obama said. "When I think about this boy, I think about my own kids."

www.calwatchdog.com

www.hangthebankers.com

Well he does like to set things on fire doesn't he.
2013-01-19 12:14:27 AM  
1 votes:

atomicmask: She is stabbed once, maybe 2-3 times before she realizes what is happens, another few times before she gets her gun out, and then the assault ends with her emptying her firearm into the gut of said attacker.


I don't think you've ever been stabbed and I'm starting to think you've never fired a weapon in your life.
2013-01-19 12:14:05 AM  
1 votes:

MrHappyRotter: atomicmask: Farking Canuck: atomicmask: And sliced up and stuck with two holes in her lungs with a long painful recovery.

So you're position is that, as sad as her injuries are, this is not a better result than 20 children and 6 adults dead. And therefore knifes should be covered by the same regulations as guns.

Really?

No, my position is that PSYCHOPATHS are the cause of both events, not GUNS or KNIVES. A gun may make killing easier, but it makes DEFENSE easier also. It gives someone a chance to save themselves, instead of making sure that strength and youth are the deciding factors in life or death. Again no one has addressed how a 80 year old grandma is supposed to fight off a full grown man intent on slitting her throat without a gun.. With a gun she could again, be on equal grounds with the attacker. Without one it is her strength and speed vs the attackers..and she will lose everytime.

I've seen 80 year old women paying for their groceries, and I'm here to say that an attacker would have time to brush his teeth, iron his clothes, get his hair colored, grab a bite to eat and carve granny into itty bitty pieces of meat before she'd ever have a chance whip out a gun and shoot him.


Link

Yeah, it never ever happens...

Care to explain how she would have defended herself from 4 attackers in said news story without a pistol?
2013-01-19 12:11:52 AM  
1 votes:

atomicmask: Farking Canuck: atomicmask: And sliced up and stuck with two holes in her lungs with a long painful recovery.

So you're position is that, as sad as her injuries are, this is not a better result than 20 children and 6 adults dead. And therefore knifes should be covered by the same regulations as guns.

Really?

No, my position is that PSYCHOPATHS are the cause of both events, not GUNS or KNIVES. A gun may make killing easier, but it makes DEFENSE easier also. It gives someone a chance to save themselves, instead of making sure that strength and youth are the deciding factors in life or death. Again no one has addressed how a 80 year old grandma is supposed to fight off a full grown man intent on slitting her throat without a gun.. With a gun she could again, be on equal grounds with the attacker. Without one it is her strength and speed vs the attackers..and she will lose everytime.


I've seen 80 year old women paying for their groceries, and I'm here to say that an attacker would have time to brush his teeth, iron his clothes, get his hair colored, grab a bite to eat and carve granny into itty bitty pieces of meat before she'd ever have a chance whip out a gun and shoot him.
2013-01-19 12:09:07 AM  
1 votes:

atomicmask: Lumpmoose: mjoven1975: Obama needs to ban all knives immediately. I don't care if we have to cut meat with a spoon, we need to get dangerous knives off our streets!

No need.  She's alive.  The 24 Chinese stabbing victims all survived.  Knives clearly have nowhere near the capacity to kill as semi-automatic firearms, hence guns are in their own category.  But who knows, maybe with Obama's executive actions, we'll get some real research on that.

NO, no, you are just being insensitive to the victims! HOW DARE YOU! Why do you hate the victims? You need to demand everyone in the world give up knives too. You don't NEED knives, you can just tear things apart with your hands if you need to..Who the hell actually USES or NEEDS COMBAT KNIVES.


The funny thing is, you think this parody makes gun-control advocates look stupid, and you're only half right. It's making someone look stupid, sure, but not the advocates of gun control.
2013-01-19 12:08:20 AM  
1 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com

The victim failed this basic rule. That aside, the goblin should never have been out. The judge that let him out should hang as well.
2013-01-19 12:05:50 AM  
1 votes:

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Yup. She's alive and her kid was unharmed.


Here you go again with your claim of psychic powers.

You really think he didn't kill her or her kid because he didn't have a gun? Is that what you're going with here? Most likely he didn't want to kill her, he wanted her to suffer.
2013-01-18 11:59:38 PM  
1 votes:

James F. Campbell: atomicmask: The fact that violent criminals will NOT disappear with the disappearance of firearms is evident with this very article,

[home.comcast.net image 600x460]


Unless the crime was committed by poison, all homicides were initiated with an assault, dearie. An "assault" is simply an act intended to cause the victim to be in apprehension of an imminent attack, OR an attempted battery; and you have to admit that any action preliminary to striking or touching the victim is going to be an assault.

So unless you slipped some arsenic into their elderberry wine, anything else you did before killing them was assault them, regardless of whether you killed them with a bazooka or a dish towel.
2013-01-18 11:51:49 PM  
1 votes:

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: atomicmask: if SHE had possessed a weapon, her life might have NEVER been in danger..

Or this lunatic stabs her anyway AND NOW HE'S GOT A GUN.

"Haynes allegedly rushed upon Kerri Dalton, 29, with no warning as she pushed her son's stroller through the store"

What's your thinking here? She's pushing a stroller with gun in her hand? She's shooting anyone who gets within three feet of her?

Here's the biggest problem. Most people are irresponsible assholes who do enough damage already. Guns just increase that capability.


Yeah everyone is just an irresponsible asshole, thats why we have a population of around 50,000 in the united states because everyone is just constantly murdering one another!

Or you are a hyper emotional ass.

here is a news flash, you are not the only capable sane person in the world. The majority of people are very rational, calm, polite, and non-violent. The fact that you view many of your neighors as frothing at the mouth psychopaths says more about your mental instability then theirs.

Again your what if is not superior or more logical then mine. Again if she had the possibility of defense, it is still a better chance to not be stabbed to death then the complete lack of possibility of defense...and this article is proof of what would and DID happen without a gun.
2013-01-18 11:50:12 PM  
1 votes:

AdolfOliverPanties: Back in December, Haynes was charged with animal cruelty for setting a cat on fire

Um...WHY THE FARK WAS THIS GUY OUT ON BAIL?


I did some searching into New Jersey animal cruelty laws, and like many states, the laws are pretty lax. There are two levels of animal cruelty:
'normal' Cruelty to Animals is simply a Disorderly Persons offense with a fine of $250-1000 and up to 6 months imprisonment
Aggravate Cruelty to Animals is a 4th degree felony crime with a max punishment of $1000 and/or 18 months in prison.

I wouldn't be surprised if they only gave him the Disorderly Persons charge.
Source: pdf file

//Good news Dakotans, you're the only two states I know of where there is no felony statue for cruelty to animals.
2013-01-18 11:45:52 PM  
1 votes:

atomicmask: if SHE had possessed a weapon, her life might have NEVER been in danger..


Or this lunatic stabs her anyway AND NOW HE'S GOT A GUN.

"Haynes allegedly rushed upon Kerri Dalton, 29, with no warning as she pushed her son's stroller through the store"

What's your thinking here? She's pushing a stroller with gun in her hand? She's shooting anyone who gets within three feet of her?

Here's the biggest problem. Most people are irresponsible assholes who do enough damage already. Guns just increase that capability.
2013-01-18 11:43:18 PM  
1 votes:

illannoyin: RandomRandom: A psychiatric system? Because the Republicans deemed that a "Social Program" and reduced it to rubble.

Most mass shooters, most random psychos like this nutjob would probably have been in a psychiatric system, if we still had one, we don't.

/Thanks Republicans!


That is a lie.


Link

Link


/Please stop repeating lies


THIS

/lib lies are lib lies
2013-01-18 11:43:07 PM  
1 votes:

James F. Campbell: atomicmask: The fact that violent criminals will NOT disappear with the disappearance of firearms is evident with this very article,

[home.comcast.net image 600x460]


There is no correlation between countries where people have firearms and where they don't and violence in them. The amount of violence is independent of what tools are available to carry it out.

Furthermore consider Pao Ching-yen's observation that institutionalized violence by the state generates imitative violence by the people. If that is true, firearms would be irrelevant to the level of violence.
2013-01-18 11:41:36 PM  
1 votes:

Gyrfalcon: However, I have to ask why the Daily Fail felt the need to hyperemphasize that the woman was stabbed a DOZEN times in their headline. Is it that ten would have been okay, or implying that it was one short of instant death? Or just that all their writers are on speed?


First statement: no, you don't.
The rest: thank you for trying to add to the discussion, but your noise is oise. adults are talking.


/ps
Sure you didn't ask the same question when they reported how many rounds were fired at Sandy Hook or Colorado.
2013-01-18 11:38:03 PM  
1 votes:

RandomRandom: A psychiatric system? Because the Republicans deemed that a "Social Program" and reduced it to rubble.

Most mass shooters, most random psychos like this nutjob would probably have been in a psychiatric system, if we still had one, we don't.

/Thanks Republicans!



That is a lie.


Link

Link


/Please stop repeating lies
2013-01-18 11:22:37 PM  
1 votes:

Infernalist: atomicmask: Infernalist: atomicmask: Infernalist: atomicmask: Infernalist: 1) If he'd had a gun, this story would be about a woman's senseless death.

2) Another sign that our mental health system is in desperate need of being burnt to the ground and built back from the ground up.

3) The jokers making snarky comments about 'ban knives!' are unintentionally making the point that knives are inherently less dangerous than guns.

Most people who are shot survive. If she had a gun, she might not had been stabbed at all..

I agree, the mental health system is the failure.

So, her attacker, having the time and leisure to stab her 12+ times, probably wouldn't have killed her with a gun in the same amount of time.

Right. Maybe the gun would backfire and kill him instead. See? Guns SAVE PEOPLE.

farking jackhole

I like how you are so upset you insult rather then debate, It really speaks loads about the caliber of your argument.

If you'd stop using retarded logic, I wouldn't have to.

Explain what is retarded about my logic, plus yet another insult..you are shiat at this.

It's not an insult, it's a descriptive term. Your logic is retarded. Do you see how that works?

See, your logic is: Most gunshot victims don't die. You're implying that the victim probably wouldn't have died if the attacker had had a gun instead of a knife.

Which is farking retarded. Because the attacker had the time and leisure to stab her 12+ times before being stopped or getting bored and walking away.

And in that time, you think he wouldn't have had time to shoot her enough times to kill her. Or maybe he'd be so bad of a shot that she might have simply not bled out. Maybe he'd close his eyes and blindly blast away, or maybe the gun would have exploded in his hand.

This is why your logic is retarded. Guns make killing EASIER, and yet you think that the lady wouldn't have been killed by the attacker if he'd had the same amount of time and opportunity to get on top of her.

This is why yo ...


Your logic is retarded also, let me tell you why..

You think guns are used only in aggressive kills, a weapon used only by perpetrators and violent offenders only out to take lives, without accepting the fact that if SHE had possessed a weapon, her life might have NEVER been in danger.. there have been countless examples of guns being used for defense and working with both sides coming out alive and unharmed.

You have this irrational fear of guns as if they just start flying about the room, shooting and killing everyone in sight. 95% of gunshot victims survive. Guns make killing easier, but they also make DEFENDING YOURSELF EASIER. its a double sided sword that you are ignoring. The fact that violent criminals will NOT disappear with the disappearance of firearms is evident with this very article, they would simply go to knives, bats, or other methods..However, defense of ones self requires little strength with a gun. A 80 year old grandmother can hold off a 6 foot 250 pound attacker with a handgun...with a knife do you believe it would be equally possible?
2013-01-18 11:21:06 PM  
1 votes:

Amos Quito: Vectron: Fact of the day. Black Males between 18 and 49 commit over half of all murders in the US.

Shouldn't Obama do something about that?


He is.

He's working to ban the weapons that these folks almost never use to commit their crimes.

What more could you ask?



I'm sure it's good enough for government work

4.bp.blogspot.com
2013-01-18 11:20:40 PM  
1 votes:

Indubitably: JDJoeE: Why was the perp out of jail? Hopefully this time he leaves horizontally. In a box.

To wish death on another invites same. That is all.

Quit it.



Oh c'mon, Indub.

No one here gets out alive.

You know that.
2013-01-18 11:19:56 PM  
1 votes:

ski9600: Amos Quito: [o3.aolcdn.com image 242x203]


Here stands Mr. Tyrick Haynes
Once was free, but now in chains
Went to PetCo, burned a Tabby
Then came back and got all Stabby

Things like this are just the Shiats
Let's blame the objects - ike the Brits
Ban guns and knives and aerosols
They'll jab you with your parasol

Yes, this is correct. If guns are banned and confiscated then the killers focus on the next most lethal weapon. So the question before the U.S.A right now is "If it came down to some random act of violence in a public place, would you rather be shot and killed or stabbed and killed"?


Would you rather be defenseless, or would you rather be armed and possibly be able to defend yourself?

Simple question, but i'm sure you'll have trouble with it
2013-01-18 11:11:33 PM  
1 votes:

juvandy: When these crazy farks are caught, instead of plastering their name/photos all over the internet, can't we just enforce their right to a speedy trial and, if convicted, start drawing/quartering them, while keeping their names anonymous?


farkING THIS!!!!
2013-01-18 10:57:56 PM  
1 votes:
It's a shame. He comes from a good home.

www.billclarkhomes.com
2013-01-18 10:44:35 PM  
1 votes:

Indubitably: atomicmask: Infernalist: 1) If he'd had a gun, this story would be about a woman's senseless death.

2) Another sign that our mental health system is in desperate need of being burnt to the ground and built back from the ground up.

3) The jokers making snarky comments about 'ban knives!' are unintentionally making the point that knives are inherently less dangerous than guns.

Most people who are shot survive. If she had a gun, she might not had been stabbed at all..

I agree, the mental health system is the failure.

Please take your superiority complex and diagnose it, jackhat, i.e. fo.


Oh I am sorry, I thought both sides of the debate was allowed to dabble in "what if" since gun control cowards cant seem to deal in reality.

Reality: Places with higher concentration of firearms are lower in crime, with far less murders and violent crime.

Reality: Places with the highest gun control have the highest amount of violent crime and murders

Norway, which has a gun to ownership ratio equal to that of the united states, has one of the lowest violent crime rates in all europe.

While England, who has one of the strictest gun control rates, has one of the highest rates of violent crime and murder in europe.
2013-01-18 10:43:49 PM  
1 votes:
the ban knives thing never gets old. really. no matter how many times I read it in a single fark thread, or how many times I see it in every single gun thread on every website on the net. it's still super funny.

amazing how you comic geniuses all manage to reinvent this hilarious joke over and over in every context imaginable. a lot more efficient than actually coming up with an original gag, and without all the laughter getting in the way of enjoying it. kudos!
2013-01-18 10:43:10 PM  
1 votes:

atomicmask: Infernalist: 1) If he'd had a gun, this story would be about a woman's senseless death.

2) Another sign that our mental health system is in desperate need of being burnt to the ground and built back from the ground up.

3) The jokers making snarky comments about 'ban knives!' are unintentionally making the point that knives are inherently less dangerous than guns.

Most people who are shot survive. If she had a gun, she might not had been stabbed at all..

I agree, the mental health system is the failure.


So, her attacker, having the time and leisure to stab her 12+ times, probably wouldn't have killed her with a gun in the same amount of time.

Right. Maybe the gun would backfire and kill him instead. See? Guns SAVE PEOPLE.

farking jackhole
2013-01-18 10:37:32 PM  
1 votes:
All trolling aside wouldn't incidents such as this favor gun control as oppose to being against it? I think if people are honest with themselves, EVERYONE (pro and anti gun) would agree that this perp would have actually killed a lot of innocents had he been armed with an AK, AR-15 or even handgun instead of just a knife.
2013-01-18 10:37:18 PM  
1 votes:
This never would have happened if the baby had been allowed to carry a gun.
2013-01-18 10:30:56 PM  
1 votes:
When these crazy farks are caught, instead of plastering their name/photos all over the internet, can't we just enforce their right to a speedy trial and, if convicted, start drawing/quartering them, while keeping their names anonymous?
2013-01-18 10:22:54 PM  
1 votes:
That sick farker obviously has a laundry list of mental health issues. My armchair analysis: Your garden variety schizophrenic sociopath. He probably has a history of animal cruelty and other "behavioral problems".

FriarReb98: How the fark was he not locked up tight once he farking burned up a cat??  See, THIS is exactly the kind of shiat that's been the hushed topic in all these gun threads!  Guy's obviously farked in the head and we just let him go free?   What kind of farked up psychiatric system is that??


It's the kind of system that sends schizophrenics who are "not a danger to themselves or others" back out to the streets or to their families. Only when they are considered a menace to society are they locked up. At least until they are stable again.
2013-01-18 10:21:39 PM  
1 votes:
Ok, I'll say it.
From her picture, it looks like she could handle a lot more than a dozen stab wounds to her chest.
2013-01-18 10:15:40 PM  
1 votes:

Lumpmoose: mjoven1975: Obama needs to ban all knives immediately. I don't care if we have to cut meat with a spoon, we need to get dangerous knives off our streets!

No need.  She's alive.  The 24 Chinese stabbing victims all survived.  Knives clearly have nowhere near the capacity to kill as semi-automatic firearms, hence guns are in their own category.  But who knows, maybe with Obama's executive actions, we'll get some real research on that.


NO, no, you are just being insensitive to the victims! HOW DARE YOU! Why do you hate the victims? You need to demand everyone in the world give up knives too. You don't NEED knives, you can just tear things apart with your hands if you need to..Who the hell actually USES or NEEDS COMBAT KNIVES.
2013-01-18 10:13:09 PM  
1 votes:

doglover: Back in December, Haynes was charged with animal cruelty for setting a cat on fire

And people doubt me when I say you should just hang people who are cruel to animals. Anyone who can abuse an animal is evil and prefers helpless victims. They will always escalate their cruelty. We don't need them.


Ranchers and farmers better look the hell out.
2013-01-18 10:12:31 PM  
1 votes:
hot milf, what a jerk.
2013-01-18 10:11:45 PM  
1 votes:
That is it, we need to ask, NAY, DEMAND our politicians to remove all knives form everyone in the united states...stop the violence, this has gone on for too long.

Act now, write your politician and DEMAND a world free of COMBAT KNIVES today.
2013-01-18 10:02:40 PM  
1 votes:

fusillade762:
Contrabulous Flabtraption: Kinda of interesting as far as the "no guns then psychos will kill with other weapons" argument

Please note that the victim isn't dead.


Eighty something percent of all stabbings are fatal, vs only something like fifteen percent of shootings.

Your argument holds no weight.

/Its certainly easier to shoot 30 people than stab them though
2013-01-18 09:57:34 PM  
1 votes:
NEDM
gja [TotalFark]
2013-01-18 09:55:10 PM  
1 votes:

Amos Quito: [o3.aolcdn.com image 242x203]


Here stands Mr. Tyrick Haynes
Once was free, but now in chains
Went to PetCo, burned a Tabby
Then came back and got all Stabby

Things like this are just the Shiats
Let's blame the objects - ike the Brits
Ban guns and knives and aerosols
They'll jab you with your parasol


Well played, sir. Well played indeed.
2013-01-18 09:54:50 PM  
1 votes:

DubyaHater: What will Obama say about this tragedy? Oh right, we only care about gun control in this country.


Think of the high score he could have gotten if only he had a Bushmaster.

HE won't have to turn in his man card...
2013-01-18 09:54:29 PM  
1 votes:
Kitty on my foot and I want to burn it,
Kitty on my foot and I want to burn it,
Kitty on my foot and I want to burn it,
KITTY ON MY FOOT AND I WANT TO BURN IT!!!


/Meow meow, meow meow meow meow.
2013-01-18 09:47:10 PM  
1 votes:
Obama needs to ban all knives immediately. I don't care if we have to cut meat with a spoon, we need to get dangerous knives off our streets!
2013-01-18 09:44:18 PM  
1 votes:
I believe it's time to ban 19-year-old kids. They're farked up.
2013-01-18 09:42:44 PM  
1 votes:
If only the attacker would have had a gun. This tragedy would never have happened.
2013-01-18 09:00:27 PM  
1 votes:

Amos Quito: I think we should take his love for animals into consideration.


Agreed. He can go bond with a hippopotamus. To help him bond, we'll lock the door and tie him up.
2013-01-18 08:49:13 PM  
1 votes:

AdolfOliverPanties: Back in December, Haynes was charged with animal cruelty for setting a cat on fire

Um...WHY THE FARK WAS THIS GUY OUT ON BAIL?

And IMO, $1 million bail right now is too little.  Luckily, this poor woman is stable, but her life is forever changed.  This asshole should have either NO bail allowed or something ridiculous, like a million, billion dollars.


my guess is that for certain crimes, state law requires that bail be set and 1 million is set as a "fair" but unreachable amount. 1 trillion would be impossible and therefore "might" be grounds for some kind of retarded appeal.

but in what way was this guy not a CLEAR and PRESENT danger to all humans?
bail should be denied
2013-01-18 08:14:54 PM  
1 votes:

doglover: Back in December, Haynes was charged with animal cruelty for setting a cat on fire

And people doubt me when I say you should just hang people who are cruel to animals. Anyone who can abuse an animal is evil and prefers helpless victims. They will always escalate their cruelty. We don't need them.


I second this motion.

Can we set the perp on fire?
2013-01-18 08:02:19 PM  
1 votes:

doyner: Pray 4 Mojo: he he he

Not when you read the article.  That sick fark also burned a cat alive.


he he he for the headline.

And although no animal ever deserves to be burned alive...

well... at least it wasn't a dog.
2013-01-18 07:59:03 PM  
1 votes:
Kinda of interesting as far as the "no guns then psychos will kill with other weapons" argument
 
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