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2013-01-19 12:29:08 AM  

ansius: By the way, can someone explain to me how it is that Americans seem to think their own personal safety and liberty is threatened if they don't guns, whereas Europeans, Canadians, Australians, New Zealanders, ... just about everyone else who lives in other stable democracies ... don't feel the same need?

Is it because Americans are pussies?


It's so we can overthrow our government if they... naw, can't type it with a straight face.

Of course we're also the only developed country without some form of universal health care and we have the highest incarceration rate in the world. Maybe these things are all related but I'm not sure how.
 
2013-01-19 12:30:27 AM  

doglover: whatshisname: So, by that logic, the US has about 500% more mentally ill people than Canada? Why? Is there something in the water?

Pop Canada: 35 M

Pop America: 350M

We should have a infinitely greater number of mentally ill people than Canada because there's only 35 million of them. That's less than one per hectare. Their crazy people probably run into the woods, or are driven there, and then die in the snow. Any is infinitely greater than none (for long).


However the ones that survive their banishment into the woods emerge with the strength and determination of 10 men, and the crazy of 20 upside down shiat birds. They are the super crazy, Do you want that here in the U.S, do you? While you are in your heated home sitting in your Lazy-Boy eating chicken wings and getting fat and weak, they are squatting in some cave, surviving off of the carcasses of the weaker crazies, gaining their essence and getting stronger, faster and more crazy.

The Canadians so far have been able to contain them to places like Montreal because their numbers weren't as great as they would be in the U.S. But with our population size, the possible numbers of super crazies that would be created is staggering. It would start a humanitarian catastrophe of apocalyptic proportions. I ask you again sir, do you want that?

Now that I have said that, I think I will put down the beer and go to sleep.
 
2013-01-19 12:31:11 AM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: atomicmask: She is stabbed once, maybe 2-3 times before she realizes what is happens, another few times before she gets her gun out, and then the assault ends with her emptying her firearm into the gut of said attacker.

I don't think you've ever been stabbed and I'm starting to think you've never fired a weapon in your life.


I'm pretty sure of it.

People who say: "Why didn't the victim do X after he was hit/stabbed/shot--" have pretty much never been hit, stabbed or shot. Otherwise they'd know that after you get cut, the next five seconds are spent making sure your guts are still all inside your body, while your attacker cuts you another 14 times. Then you bleed out. Usually after that it's not possible to "get your gun out and empty it into your attacker."
 
2013-01-19 12:34:30 AM  
Stop eating those gods damn bowls of tiny blue smegma-covered d!cks, you smurfing idiot.

What the hell is the matter with you, do you actually demand everyone in the country to need to undergo complete military training merely in order to live their perfectly ordinary civilian lives?

Is that how much of a frightened weak little worm you are?

The victim didn't "fail" ANYTHING. She was minding her own business going about a normal day shopping, harming no one, and this cat frying frakwit skinjob decided to put some
holes in her.

I'd say the gods damned PERP failed at being a human.
 
2013-01-19 12:37:32 AM  

DanTheMan1024: doglover: xanadian: doglover: Back in December, Haynes was charged with animal cruelty for setting a cat on fire

And people doubt me when I say you should just hang people who are cruel to animals. Anyone who can abuse an animal is evil and prefers helpless victims. They will always escalate their cruelty. We don't need them.

I second this motion.

Can we set the perp on fire?

No. Too long.

7' of drop from 6' of hemp. Free them from our misery as soon as possible.

Am I the only one who sees a problem here...


When his ass hits the ground, his spine will shoot up through his skull.
 
2013-01-19 12:37:57 AM  

Kittypie070: Stop eating those gods damn bowls of tiny blue smegma-covered d!cks, you smurfing idiot.

What the hell is the matter with you, do you actually demand everyone in the country to need to undergo complete military training merely in order to live their perfectly ordinary civilian lives?

Is that how much of a frightened weak little worm you are?

The victim didn't "fail" ANYTHING. She was minding her own business going about a normal day shopping, harming no one, and this cat frying frakwit skinjob decided to put some
holes in her.

I'd say the gods damned PERP failed at being a human.


You're supposed to use this for whatever political beliefs you have. You fail again.
 
2013-01-19 12:40:07 AM  
You want these horrific incidents to stop? Then you gotta:

1) Get the maniacally homicidal institutionalized and keep them there.

2) Make sure the ones that slip past the safety net don't get firearms.

There was an incident maybe a year or two ago of a woman like this one standing in line in a store. And a fellow like this walks up and just stabs her to death. No link between offender and victim. Just out of the blue.
 
2013-01-19 12:41:00 AM  

Contrabulous Flabtraption: Kinda of interesting as far as the "no guns then psychos will kill with other weapons" argument


No, not really. See, this: 

fugeeface: We need to immediately ban all knives over 2" in length and with more than one sharp edge. If we can save just ONE life, then it will be all worth it. No one needs a knife over 2", you can still cut whatever you need with a 2 inch knife.

was never a real argument (sorry, fugee, for picking on you; you just summed it up really well). The argument was never that  every single death would be prevented. It's that it's  easier, by a huge amount, to stop a killer with a knife than a killer with a gun. So it wouldn't solve killings, just put a huge dent in it.

/And again, sorry to pick on you, fugee, that just really was a great summary of your point.
 
2013-01-19 12:43:38 AM  

muck4doo: Kittypie070: RAAAAAAHHHRRR!

You're supposed to use this for whatever political beliefs you have. You fail again.


What?

Go smoke an heirloom tomato before I smoke you, mucky.

Happy Fun Play Ball is not in a nice mood.
 
2013-01-19 12:44:12 AM  

JungleBoogie: You want these horrific incidents to stop? Then you gotta:

1) Get the maniacally homicidal institutionalized and keep them there.

2) Make sure the ones that slip past the safety net don't get firearms.

There was an incident maybe a year or two ago of a woman like this one standing in line in a store. And a fellow like this walks up and just stabs her to death. No link between offender and victim. Just out of the blue.


That's Obama's America! Sure it didn't happen during Bush's America?
 
2013-01-19 12:44:47 AM  
Overzealous Brazzers roper.
 
2013-01-19 12:44:56 AM  
Subtard stole that phrase from The Simpsons.
 
2013-01-19 12:47:02 AM  
It seems like this guy has developed some very anti-social behaviours. Torturing animals is usually a sign, but to randomly (I assume, from what I gathered from the article) stab someone numerous times confirms it.

The sad reality is that people who are anti-social are very unlikely to be rehabilitated. They have lost conscious, and lack any sort of empathy for their actions and what they cause to others. This is a mental illness which is most likely not curable, and it would be best to have him locked away in an insane asylum for the rest of his life.
 
2013-01-19 12:47:15 AM  

Kittypie070: muck4doo: Kittypie070: RAAAAAAHHHRRR!

You're supposed to use this for whatever political beliefs you have. You fail again.

What?

Go smoke an heirloom tomato before I smoke you, mucky.

Happy Fun Play Ball is not in a nice mood.


So is that a political statement that you hate fruits? Yes, tomatoes are fruits. This may have all kinds of meanings.
 
2013-01-19 12:47:22 AM  

Lumpmoose: mjoven1975: Obama needs to ban all knives immediately. I don't care if we have to cut meat with a spoon, we need to get dangerous knives off our streets!

No need.  She's alive.  The 24 Chinese stabbing victims all survived.  Knives clearly have nowhere near the capacity to kill as semi-automatic firearms, hence guns are in their own category.  But who knows, maybe with Obama's executive actions, we'll get some real research on that.



I got your research right here
Link
 
2013-01-19 12:49:48 AM  

xanadian: doglover: Back in December, Haynes was charged with animal cruelty for setting a cat on fire

And people doubt me when I say you should just hang people who are cruel to animals. Anyone who can abuse an animal is evil and prefers helpless victims. They will always escalate their cruelty. We don't need them.

I second this motion.

Can we set the perp on fire?


I volunteer. I'll take on the karmic risk for this one. I have only one question - does it need to die all in one go, or can I light it on fire for a few days in a row?
 
2013-01-19 12:55:33 AM  
Though I was not remotely impacted by this senseless random utterly-unpredictable yet still vanishingly-rare outburst of incipient insanity, I have instructed my attorneys to sue Bed, Bath, and Beyond for $16.4 million dollars for failing to provide at least two full-time, armed and body-armored security guards to patrol each and every one of their stores (my stores, really, since I go in there once in a while) during their entire public operating hours during ANY ONE of which I might have required a new spatula.

Enough is enough.
 
2013-01-19 12:55:59 AM  

ongbok: However the ones that survive their banishment into the woods emerge with the strength and determination of 10 men, and the crazy of 20 upside down shiat birds. They are the super crazy, Do you want that here in the U.S, do you? While you are in your heated home sitting in your Lazy-Boy eating chicken wings and getting fat and weak, they are squatting in some cave, surviving off of the carcasses of the weaker crazies, gaining their essence and getting stronger, faster and more crazy.


media.comicvine.com
 
2013-01-19 12:56:46 AM  

jst3p: TOSViolation: doglover: Back in December, Haynes was charged with animal cruelty for setting a cat on fire

And people doubt me when I say you should just hang people who are cruel to animals. Anyone who can abuse an animal is evil and prefers helpless victims. They will always escalate their cruelty. We don't need them.

That is complete CRAP, you ignorant DUMBASS!

You need to get a brain and look at real evidence.

Jeffrey Dahmer tortured animals for years, and he turned out fine.

While it is true that most serial killers were abusive to animals as children, most people who have ever been abusive to an animal as a child don't turn out to be serial killers. While the bastard in TFA does not help me make my case, it is a common misconception, mostly made by people who are so socially inept that they prefer the companionship of animals to people, that anyone who abuses an animal will kill people.


As I said upthread: torturing animals and setting fires are two of the hallmarks of budding serial killers. Wetting the bed is the third, which I wouldn't be surprised if this guy did as well.
 
2013-01-19 12:58:47 AM  

Kittypie070: muck4doo: Kittypie070: RAAAAAAHHHRRR!

You're supposed to use this for whatever political beliefs you have. You fail again.

What?

Go smoke an heirloom tomato before I smoke you, mucky.

Happy Fun Play Ball is not in a nice mood.


Kitty Cash and Mr. Toitle send their greetings. They also said i better buy you a present.

:)
 
2013-01-19 01:00:30 AM  
Was it an assault knife?
 
2013-01-19 01:01:59 AM  

ansius: By the way, can someone explain to me how it is that Americans seem to think their own personal safety and liberty is threatened if they don't guns, whereas Europeans, Canadians, Australians, New Zealanders, ... just about everyone else who lives in other stable democracies ... don't feel the same need?

Is it because Americans are pussies?


No, it's because black people and mexicans haven't become the majority in Europe.... Aaaaand they use guns.
 
2013-01-19 01:02:45 AM  
media.giantbomb.com

/torturing animals is a dead giveaway for psychopathy (key characteristic: a lack of empathy)
//get this scum out of here
 
2013-01-19 01:03:31 AM  

Crewmannumber6: Was it an assault knife?


Assault knives are made of metal. You can get by with one made from obsidian. No one needs metal knives. Look at facts. How many people have been killed by metal knives versus obsidian ones over the last 50 years?
 
2013-01-19 01:08:08 AM  

doyner: Pray 4 Mojo: he he he

Not when you read the article.  That sick fark also burned a cat alive.



Explosive anger outbursts, cruelty to animals. Add in "fascination with fire" and "wet the bed until she was 15" and you have a bonafide sociopath.
 
2013-01-19 01:11:58 AM  

fusillade762: Contrabulous Flabtraption: Kinda of interesting as far as the "no guns then psychos will kill with other weapons" argument

Please note that the victim isn't dead.


I'm sure she doesn't enjoy being stabbed any better.
 
2013-01-19 01:14:53 AM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Back in December, Haynes was charged with animal cruelty for setting a cat on fire

Um...WHY THE FARK WAS THIS GUY OUT ON BAIL?

And IMO, $1 million bail right now is too little.  Luckily, this poor woman is stable, but her life is forever changed.  This asshole should have either NO bail allowed or something ridiculous, like a million, billion dollars.


I first read the second sentence of the third paragraph as, "this poor woman is stabbable."
 
2013-01-19 01:16:17 AM  

TOSViolation: doglover: Back in December, Haynes was charged with animal cruelty for setting a cat on fire

And people doubt me when I say you should just hang people who are cruel to animals. Anyone who can abuse an animal is evil and prefers helpless victims. They will always escalate their cruelty. We don't need them.

That is complete CRAP, you ignorant DUMBASS!

You need to get a brain and look at real evidence.

Jeffrey Dahmer tortured animals for years, and he turned out fine.


Heh. I get it!
 
2013-01-19 01:18:48 AM  

doglover: Back in December, Haynes was charged with animal cruelty for setting a cat on fire

And people doubt me when I say you should just hang people who are cruel to animals. Anyone who can abuse an animal is evil and prefers helpless victims. They will always escalate their cruelty. We don't need them.


I'm with ya, buddy. I love my dog more than I do most people. It's unadulterated evil of monolithic and epic proportions. One of the huge warning signs of a murderer is cruelty to animals. Even sociopaths and psychopaths have a soft spot for animals and children. It's sad that this had to happen, but if one were to be positive it is the in the solace the baby was unharmed, she did survive, and now this monster is off the streets.
 
2013-01-19 01:19:19 AM  

fusillade762: jst3p: TOSViolation: doglover: Back in December, Haynes was charged with animal cruelty for setting a cat on fire

And people doubt me when I say you should just hang people who are cruel to animals. Anyone who can abuse an animal is evil and prefers helpless victims. They will always escalate their cruelty. We don't need them.

That is complete CRAP, you ignorant DUMBASS!

You need to get a brain and look at real evidence.

Jeffrey Dahmer tortured animals for years, and he turned out fine.

While it is true that most serial killers were abusive to animals as children, most people who have ever been abusive to an animal as a child don't turn out to be serial killers. While the bastard in TFA does not help me make my case, it is a common misconception, mostly made by people who are so socially inept that they prefer the companionship of animals to people, that anyone who abuses an animal will kill people.

As I said upthread: torturing animals and setting fires are two of the hallmarks of budding serial killers. Wetting the bed is the third, which I wouldn't be surprised if this guy did as well.


Yes and almost all cocaine addicts smoked pot, but only a small percentage of pot smokers try coke.
 
2013-01-19 01:20:14 AM  
...She's a newborn mother...

That has got to be a record, right?
 
2013-01-19 01:23:03 AM  

muck4doo: Kittypie070: muck4doo: Kittypie070: RAAAAAAHHHRRR!

You're supposed to use this for whatever political beliefs you have. You fail again.

What?

Go smoke an heirloom tomato before I smoke you, mucky.

Happy Fun Play Ball is not in a nice mood.

Kitty Cash and Mr. Toitle send their greetings. They also said i better buy you a present.

:)


Greetings in return. A nice piece of penny candy will be just fine. :3
 
2013-01-19 01:25:52 AM  
Fark: the opposite of sympathy.
 
2013-01-19 01:26:09 AM  

Kittypie070: muck4doo: Kittypie070: muck4doo: Kittypie070: RAAAAAAHHHRRR!

You're supposed to use this for whatever political beliefs you have. You fail again.

What?

Go smoke an heirloom tomato before I smoke you, mucky.

Happy Fun Play Ball is not in a nice mood.

Kitty Cash and Mr. Toitle send their greetings. They also said i better buy you a present.

:)

Greetings in return. A nice piece of penny candy will be just fine. :3


Mr. Toitle says you better bring him a celery if he runs into you someday.
 
2013-01-19 01:27:10 AM  

jst3p: fusillade762: jst3p: TOSViolation: doglover: Back in December, Haynes was charged with animal cruelty for setting a cat on fire

And people doubt me when I say you should just hang people who are cruel to animals. Anyone who can abuse an animal is evil and prefers helpless victims. They will always escalate their cruelty. We don't need them.

That is complete CRAP, you ignorant DUMBASS!

You need to get a brain and look at real evidence.

Jeffrey Dahmer tortured animals for years, and he turned out fine.

While it is true that most serial killers were abusive to animals as children, most people who have ever been abusive to an animal as a child don't turn out to be serial killers. While the bastard in TFA does not help me make my case, it is a common misconception, mostly made by people who are so socially inept that they prefer the companionship of animals to people, that anyone who abuses an animal will kill people.

As I said upthread: torturing animals and setting fires are two of the hallmarks of budding serial killers. Wetting the bed is the third, which I wouldn't be surprised if this guy did as well.

Yes and almost all cocaine addicts smoked pot, but only a small percentage of pot smokers try coke.


You've got your apples in my oranges.
 
2013-01-19 01:28:03 AM  

DubtodaIll: Fark: the opposite of sympathy.


Not really. It's the internet. People are trying to get their fake names recognized.
 
2013-01-19 01:32:27 AM  

ParagonComplex: now this monster is off the streets.


But society still has to pay for him. To eat, to sleep, to wear clothes, to move his bowels, and if this woman doesn't die, probably to live a good long time in a cage.

He could father children with messed women who like to bang criminals, like Tex Watson did. How messed up is the law when you can't smoke in a bar but a man who burns cats alive and stabs women multiple times won't face the gallows? Priorities? We lacks 'em.
 
2013-01-19 01:54:29 AM  
He was trying to burn his life around
 
2013-01-19 01:56:52 AM  

fusillade762: You've got your apples in my oranges.


Most people who are coke addicts have smoked pot at some point in their life.
Most people who have smoked pot have never tried coke.
Most people who have become serial killers have abused an animal at some point in their life
most people who have abused an animal at some point in their life have not become a serial killer.

It isn't apples and oranges, it is your lack of comprehension of basic logic.
 
2013-01-19 02:03:23 AM  

James F. Campbell: atomicmask: The fact that violent criminals will NOT disappear with the disappearance of firearms is evident with this very article,

[home.comcast.net image 600x460]


Your graphic is a load of bullshiat.

Intentional homicides per 100,000

United States:   4.8
Great Britain:    1.2

source: United Nations Office on Drugs and Crime

The US rate is four times rate in Great Britain, not eleven.
 
2013-01-19 02:21:48 AM  

jst3p: fusillade762: You've got your apples in my oranges.

Most people who are coke addicts have smoked pot at some point in their life.
Most people who have smoked pot have never tried coke.
Most people who have become serial killers have abused an animal at some point in their life
most people who have abused an animal at some point in their life have not become a serial killer.

It isn't apples and oranges, it is your lack of comprehension of basic logic.


OK, apples and oranges it may not be. However you're presenting a situation with two very similar activities (doing illegal drugs) being correlated. I was talking about three quite different activities being correlated with a fourth.
 
2013-01-19 02:38:02 AM  

atomicmask: And you discredited what with that graph?


Stupid or trolling?

leadmetal: There is no correlation between countries where people have firearms and where they don't and violence in them.


Your chances of dying from violence are greatly lessened in a country without firearms.
 
2013-01-19 02:39:40 AM  

Gyrfalcon: James F. Campbell: atomicmask: The fact that violent criminals will NOT disappear with the disappearance of firearms is evident with this very article,

[home.comcast.net image 600x460]

Unless the crime was committed by poison, all homicides were initiated with an assault, dearie. An "assault" is simply an act intended to cause the victim to be in apprehension of an imminent attack, OR an attempted battery; and you have to admit that any action preliminary to striking or touching the victim is going to be an assault.

So unless you slipped some arsenic into their elderberry wine, anything else you did before killing them was assault them, regardless of whether you killed them with a bazooka or a dish towel.


I'm sorry... what the fark is your point? Do you even have one?
 
2013-01-19 02:41:31 AM  
And how do we suddenly understand all of the facts of the case. For all we know, she was a latent appliance fetishist who paid for her vice by giving BJs behind BBB and the neighboring Petco. Perhaps he had a legitimate complaint about her services - stop masticating and start salivating. They could be the heads of rival gangs, fighting for turf between Petco and BBB. We just don't know. Perhaps, we will never know.
 
2013-01-19 02:45:15 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Unless the crime was committed by poison, all homicides were initiated with an assault, dearie. An "assault" is simply an act intended to cause the victim to be in apprehension of an imminent attack, OR an attempted battery; and you have to admit that any action preliminary to striking or touching the victim is going to be an assault.

So unless you slipped some arsenic into their elderberry wine, anything else you did before killing them was assault them, regardless of whether you killed them with a bazooka or a dish towel.


You know, the more I read this, the stupider it gets. You must have misread the graph and/or my intentions in making/posting it. The graph compares two countries, one with gun control and one without, and shows that gun control works. No, it doesn't control for other variables, but I'm pretty sure that a large chunk of the difference is due to gun control. The reason I focused on deaths from assaults is that there are other types of deaths: accidental.

You stupid fark.
 
2013-01-19 03:08:29 AM  
No guns = No derp.

Jack the Ripper approves.
 
2013-01-19 03:30:48 AM  
So can we as a country start paying a little bit more attention and diverting a little bit more resources to social services that address mental health problems yet?
 
2013-01-19 03:36:47 AM  
James F. Campbell 2013-01-19 02:45:15 AM

You stupid fark.

*politely taps on shoulder with unsheathed claw*

Pardon?
 
2013-01-19 03:39:03 AM  

tjfly: ansius: By the way, can someone explain to me how it is that Americans seem to think their own personal safety and liberty is threatened if they don't guns, whereas Europeans, Canadians, Australians, New Zealanders, ... just about everyone else who lives in other stable democracies ... don't feel the same need?

Is it because Americans are pussies?

No, it's because black people and mexicans haven't become the majority in Europe.... Aaaaand they use guns.


Your not so subtle attempt to blame the ghettoed part of your own population doesn't explain the, 'to protect us from Tyranny' lot.
 
2013-01-19 03:41:30 AM  

James F. Campbell: the more I read this, the stupider it gets


What is this?

James F. Campbell: The graph compares two countries, one with gun control and one without (jump to conclusion redacted). No, it doesn't control for other variables

 
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