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2013-01-18 10:45:56 PM  

Indubitably: megarian: Indubitably: Indubitably: WhippingBoy: Indubitably: Indubitably: Fano: Weaver95: well at least he didn't use a gun.  progress at last!

That's schwe

To use a gun is sort of girly.

What if?

P.S. I don't need a gun to execute my will if necessary, you? Will doesn't need violence to execute, does it either? Will can be nonviolent. Willing is learning in disguise...

What are you on, man?

America.

You?

I have a crush on you.

Me too.


Must be nice... Two people have a crush on you.
 
2013-01-18 10:46:27 PM  

Infernalist: atomicmask: Infernalist: 1) If he'd had a gun, this story would be about a woman's senseless death.

2) Another sign that our mental health system is in desperate need of being burnt to the ground and built back from the ground up.

3) The jokers making snarky comments about 'ban knives!' are unintentionally making the point that knives are inherently less dangerous than guns.

Most people who are shot survive. If she had a gun, she might not had been stabbed at all..

I agree, the mental health system is the failure.

So, her attacker, having the time and leisure to stab her 12+ times, probably wouldn't have killed her with a gun in the same amount of time.

Right. Maybe the gun would backfire and kill him instead. See? Guns SAVE PEOPLE.

farking jackhole


I like how you are so upset you insult rather then debate, It really speaks loads about the caliber of your argument.
 
2013-01-18 10:46:29 PM  

atomicmask: Oh its about body count? Cars kill around 30 thousand a year, guns kill around 9 thousand...maybe we should start with cars


1.bp.blogspot.com

Our addiction to a lifestyle that requires an automobile for doing pretty much anything in our daily lives is moronic and as you've pointed out, dangerous.
 
2013-01-18 10:48:41 PM  

Indubitably: Amos Quito: Superjew: What's the word I'm looking for here: eu... eu... eu-something.


Eugenics?

Too Nice...


Euthanasia?
 
2013-01-18 10:48:43 PM  

megarian: LessO2: Can he use the 20% coupon towards his bail?

You just made me laugh very good whiskey out of my nose.


this
 
2013-01-18 10:48:44 PM  
I guess they don't teach animal torturers how to stab vital zones.
 
2013-01-18 10:49:19 PM  
Reports say Haynes used an aerosol accelerant to burn the cat and its carrier

That's one:
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-18 10:49:59 PM  
That should teach never to go out in public.
 
2013-01-18 10:50:27 PM  

Indubitably: Indubitably: Indubitably: Fano: Weaver95: well at least he didn't use a gun.  progress at last!

That's schwe

To use a gun is sort of girly.

What if?

P.S. I don't need a gun to execute my will if necessary, you? Will doesn't need violence to execute, does it either? Will can be nonviolent. Willing is learning in disguise...

P.P.S. Unless you threaten my family...then will becomes violence...deviolence.


Your manifesto...my will is to read it. Undisguise.
 
2013-01-18 10:50:53 PM  

nmemkha: What's with all the "Surprise!" murders lately?


Peruse the FBI crime reports. Violence is actually way down. And what there is, is mostly being committed by a very small demographic. Neither of those things make the news. The former because it isn't sensational, and the latter because it isn't PC.
 
2013-01-18 10:51:37 PM  

Contrabulous Flabtraption: Kinda of interesting as far as the "no guns then psychos will kill with other weapons" argument


Not really.

Stabbed in the chest a dozen times, and she survives.

SHOT in the chest a dozen times? This baby has no mother.
 
2013-01-18 10:57:01 PM  
Good thing she was wearing those lung protectors.
 
2013-01-18 10:57:44 PM  
I have a manifesto. It's really big and the ladies love it.

1000 pages and all it's about my plans to repopulate the world with rich vampires and werewolves who like to take middle aged housewives shopping in Paris and make steamy love to them in Mediterranean villas and then talk about their feelings.

I call it PORN HAS A BETTER PLOT THAN THIS DRIVEL! 2 (y'know, so I can get a big advance to write the prequel.)
 
2013-01-18 10:57:56 PM  
It's a shame. He comes from a good home.

www.billclarkhomes.com
 
2013-01-18 10:58:13 PM  

atomicmask: signaljammer: The statement that there are other ways to commit mayhem than guns, therefore gun control is irrelevant is specious. Guns are a way for the low-functional to commit mayhem. If electrical engineers and chemical engineers were all that wont to commit mayhem there wouldn't be much world left.

Also, the interjection of anti-gun control screeds at every turn is wearyingly tendentious.

Yeah guns are so easy to create mayhem right? I mean, when someone sees someone carrying a carbine or rifle around down the street they don't instantly call the cops or nothin...or if someone starts brandishing a handgun in public it doesn't lead to the public monitoring the individual and calling the police...

There are far, far far, far easier ways to kill and create chaos then a noisey attention getter.



I suppose we should count ourselves fortunate that most folks with brains + imagination + determinationare focused on things other than mayhem.

/So far
 
2013-01-18 10:58:39 PM  

Maestro1701: Contrabulous Flabtraption: Kinda of interesting as far as the "no guns then psychos will kill with other weapons" argument

Not really.

Stabbed in the chest a dozen times, and she survives.

SHOT in the chest a dozen times? This baby has no mother.


Hit by a car once going 60 the baby has no mother...

Fallen from a 12 story building once the baby has no mother

Drink poison once the baby has no mother...
 
2013-01-18 10:59:21 PM  
and people wonder why i think we should be focusing on mental health more then the weapons of the deranged. If they weren't crazy they'd not be doing crazy things.
 
2013-01-18 10:59:51 PM  
Anyone know all the lyrics to Kumbayah?
Meet at the front of the barn.

ANyone else.
Go behind and watch 2 4 cent bullets put us all at peace of mind.
 
2013-01-18 11:01:05 PM  

atomicmask: Infernalist: atomicmask: Infernalist: 1) If he'd had a gun, this story would be about a woman's senseless death.

2) Another sign that our mental health system is in desperate need of being burnt to the ground and built back from the ground up.

3) The jokers making snarky comments about 'ban knives!' are unintentionally making the point that knives are inherently less dangerous than guns.

Most people who are shot survive. If she had a gun, she might not had been stabbed at all..

I agree, the mental health system is the failure.

So, her attacker, having the time and leisure to stab her 12+ times, probably wouldn't have killed her with a gun in the same amount of time.

Right. Maybe the gun would backfire and kill him instead. See? Guns SAVE PEOPLE.

farking jackhole

I like how you are so upset you insult rather then debate, It really speaks loads about the caliber of your argument.


If you'd stop using retarded logic, I wouldn't have to.
 
2013-01-18 11:02:02 PM  

Indubitably: To label carefully


are you going to start arguing with yourself again?

do you at least restrain yourself from assaulting yourself when you do that?
 
2013-01-18 11:02:55 PM  

WhippingBoy: Indubitably: Indubitably: Fano: Weaver95: well at least he didn't use a gun.  progress at last!

That's schwe

To use a gun is sort of girly.

What if?

P.S. I don't need a gun to execute my will if necessary, you? Will doesn't need violence to execute, does it either? Will can be nonviolent. Willing is learning in disguise...

What are you on, man?


You know...I've been wondering that for awhile myself. I have him Fav'd as:

Indubitably (favorite: I'll have what he's having. Whatever it is. And make it a double.")
 
2013-01-18 11:03:10 PM  

FriarReb98: How the fark was he not locked up tight once he farking burned up a cat??  See, THIS is exactly the kind of shiat that's been the hushed topic in all these gun threads!  Guy's obviously farked in the head and we just let him go free?   What kind of farked up psychiatric system is that??


One that's created at liberal academic institutions. Hooray for understanding!
 
2013-01-18 11:03:41 PM  

Indubitably: Nope.Just you, apparently...


well, this is awkward
 
2013-01-18 11:04:06 PM  

doglover: Back in December, Haynes was charged with animal cruelty for setting a cat on fire

And people doubt me when I say you should just hang people who are cruel to animals. Anyone who can abuse an animal is evil and prefers helpless victims. They will always escalate their cruelty. We don't need them.


fromtheleft.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-18 11:04:07 PM  
92. The name of the weapon shop is not "Bloodbath and Beyond"

/Oldie but a goody
 
2013-01-18 11:04:55 PM  

atomicmask: There are far, far far, far easier ways to kill and create chaos then a noisey attention getter.


It's still a popular choice.

extras.mnginteractive.comtimenewsfeed.files.wordpress.comstatic.guim.co.ukwww.gannett-cdn.com
 
2013-01-18 11:07:02 PM  

Infernalist: atomicmask: Infernalist: atomicmask: Infernalist: 1) If he'd had a gun, this story would be about a woman's senseless death.

2) Another sign that our mental health system is in desperate need of being burnt to the ground and built back from the ground up.

3) The jokers making snarky comments about 'ban knives!' are unintentionally making the point that knives are inherently less dangerous than guns.

Most people who are shot survive. If she had a gun, she might not had been stabbed at all..

I agree, the mental health system is the failure.

So, her attacker, having the time and leisure to stab her 12+ times, probably wouldn't have killed her with a gun in the same amount of time.

Right. Maybe the gun would backfire and kill him instead. See? Guns SAVE PEOPLE.

farking jackhole

I like how you are so upset you insult rather then debate, It really speaks loads about the caliber of your argument.

If you'd stop using retarded logic, I wouldn't have to.


Explain what is retarded about my logic, plus yet another insult..you are shiat at this.
 
2013-01-18 11:08:05 PM  
Uncool story bro time...

We used to have a down-and-out family that we rented a one-bedroom shack to on our property. The dad was brain damaged (car wreck), the mom was 400+ lbs., and the son was actually named (on his birth certificate) Flash Gordon.

They had a bunch of feral cats living near their cottage, and once one would catch a bird, Flash would somehow get it away from the cat and chop its head off, just tossing it under the house for the cats to eat. This happened numerous times as we would watch through binoculars. The kittens the cats would have? He would throw them all on their roof. When the family was out of the house (they walked everywhere), we would go and rescue the kittens and then get back to the house and see what was going to happen next.

We got them out after about a month, with 5-6 cop calls to their place during that short time-frame.

I'm still amazed I haven't seen his name on the national news yet, and that was 25 years ago.
 
2013-01-18 11:08:50 PM  
Fact of the day. Black Males between 18 and 49 commit over half of all murders in the US.

Shouldn't Obama do something about that?
 
2013-01-18 11:09:20 PM  

Indubitably: Not really.


if you insist
 
2013-01-18 11:10:23 PM  

gja: Wiseass: 52 comments and not one about "smoking hot blonde"?

I am disappoint..

You have a valid point. I was too lazy to look, but yeah, she's not bad at all.
I would gladly impale her on something I have in (or, at least near) my pockets.

/i will now go collect my arm-punch from my lady for being a piggy-boy


Just an arm punch? I think you deserve at least a cock punch for such 7th grade humor.
 
2013-01-18 11:10:49 PM  

doglover: Back in December, Haynes was charged with animal cruelty for setting a cat on fire

And people doubt me when I say you should just hang people who are cruel to animals. Anyone who can abuse an animal is evil and prefers helpless victims. They will always escalate their cruelty. We don't need them.


I love burgers
 
2013-01-18 11:11:33 PM  

juvandy: When these crazy farks are caught, instead of plastering their name/photos all over the internet, can't we just enforce their right to a speedy trial and, if convicted, start drawing/quartering them, while keeping their names anonymous?


farkING THIS!!!!
 
2013-01-18 11:13:00 PM  
Why was the perp out of jail? Hopefully this time he leaves horizontally. In a box.
 
2013-01-18 11:13:57 PM  
...just in time for Caturslay?

/yuck
 
2013-01-18 11:15:29 PM  

Indubitably: P.S. In RL I am not awkward, you?


yes and or no
 
2013-01-18 11:16:01 PM  

atomicmask: Infernalist: atomicmask: Infernalist: atomicmask: Infernalist: 1) If he'd had a gun, this story would be about a woman's senseless death.

2) Another sign that our mental health system is in desperate need of being burnt to the ground and built back from the ground up.

3) The jokers making snarky comments about 'ban knives!' are unintentionally making the point that knives are inherently less dangerous than guns.

Most people who are shot survive. If she had a gun, she might not had been stabbed at all..

I agree, the mental health system is the failure.

So, her attacker, having the time and leisure to stab her 12+ times, probably wouldn't have killed her with a gun in the same amount of time.

Right. Maybe the gun would backfire and kill him instead. See? Guns SAVE PEOPLE.

farking jackhole

I like how you are so upset you insult rather then debate, It really speaks loads about the caliber of your argument.

If you'd stop using retarded logic, I wouldn't have to.

Explain what is retarded about my logic, plus yet another insult..you are shiat at this.


It's not an insult, it's a descriptive term. Your logic is retarded. Do you see how that works?

See, your logic is: Most gunshot victims don't die. You're implying that the victim probably wouldn't have died if the attacker had had a gun instead of a knife.

Which is farking retarded. Because the attacker had the time and leisure to stab her 12+ times before being stopped or getting bored and walking away.

And in that time, you think he wouldn't have had time to shoot her enough times to kill her. Or maybe he'd be so bad of a shot that she might have simply not bled out. Maybe he'd close his eyes and blindly blast away, or maybe the gun would have exploded in his hand.

This is why your logic is retarded. Guns make killing EASIER, and yet you think that the lady wouldn't have been killed by the attacker if he'd had the same amount of time and opportunity to get on top of her.

This is why your logic is retarded. And, by connection, anyone advocating it is equally retarded.
 
2013-01-18 11:16:08 PM  

stirfrybry: juvandy: When these crazy farks are caught, instead of plastering their name/photos all over the internet, can't we just enforce their right to a speedy trial and, if convicted, start drawing/quartering them, while keeping their names anonymous?

farkING THIS!!!!


Indeed!!1!1!! More ignorance for all!!1!
 
2013-01-18 11:16:44 PM  

doglover: And people doubt me when I say you should just hang people who are cruel to animals. Anyone who can abuse an animal is evil and prefers helpless victims. They will always escalate their cruelty. We don't need them.


I agree with you in principle, but what age groups do you want to apply this to? Some psychopaths start abusing animals fairly early on in their lives.
 
2013-01-18 11:17:01 PM  

Vectron: Fact of the day. Black Males between 18 and 49 commit over half of all murders in the US.

Shouldn't Obama do something about that?



He is.

He's working to ban the weapons that these folks almost never use to commit their crimes.

What more could you ask?
 
2013-01-18 11:19:31 PM  
I am completely joking here, because all these 'ban knives' people sound like suuuuuch idiots when the victim is (hopefully!) going to live, but:

Can we just ban men? Because I know that women DO bad things, but all of these random acts of violence are men.
 
2013-01-18 11:19:56 PM  

ski9600: Amos Quito: [o3.aolcdn.com image 242x203]


Here stands Mr. Tyrick Haynes
Once was free, but now in chains
Went to PetCo, burned a Tabby
Then came back and got all Stabby

Things like this are just the Shiats
Let's blame the objects - ike the Brits
Ban guns and knives and aerosols
They'll jab you with your parasol

Yes, this is correct. If guns are banned and confiscated then the killers focus on the next most lethal weapon. So the question before the U.S.A right now is "If it came down to some random act of violence in a public place, would you rather be shot and killed or stabbed and killed"?


Would you rather be defenseless, or would you rather be armed and possibly be able to defend yourself?

Simple question, but i'm sure you'll have trouble with it
 
2013-01-18 11:20:40 PM  

Indubitably: JDJoeE: Why was the perp out of jail? Hopefully this time he leaves horizontally. In a box.

To wish death on another invites same. That is all.

Quit it.



Oh c'mon, Indub.

No one here gets out alive.

You know that.
 
2013-01-18 11:21:06 PM  

Amos Quito: Vectron: Fact of the day. Black Males between 18 and 49 commit over half of all murders in the US.

Shouldn't Obama do something about that?


He is.

He's working to ban the weapons that these folks almost never use to commit their crimes.

What more could you ask?



I'm sure it's good enough for government work

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-18 11:22:37 PM  

Infernalist: atomicmask: Infernalist: atomicmask: Infernalist: atomicmask: Infernalist: 1) If he'd had a gun, this story would be about a woman's senseless death.

2) Another sign that our mental health system is in desperate need of being burnt to the ground and built back from the ground up.

3) The jokers making snarky comments about 'ban knives!' are unintentionally making the point that knives are inherently less dangerous than guns.

Most people who are shot survive. If she had a gun, she might not had been stabbed at all..

I agree, the mental health system is the failure.

So, her attacker, having the time and leisure to stab her 12+ times, probably wouldn't have killed her with a gun in the same amount of time.

Right. Maybe the gun would backfire and kill him instead. See? Guns SAVE PEOPLE.

farking jackhole

I like how you are so upset you insult rather then debate, It really speaks loads about the caliber of your argument.

If you'd stop using retarded logic, I wouldn't have to.

Explain what is retarded about my logic, plus yet another insult..you are shiat at this.

It's not an insult, it's a descriptive term. Your logic is retarded. Do you see how that works?

See, your logic is: Most gunshot victims don't die. You're implying that the victim probably wouldn't have died if the attacker had had a gun instead of a knife.

Which is farking retarded. Because the attacker had the time and leisure to stab her 12+ times before being stopped or getting bored and walking away.

And in that time, you think he wouldn't have had time to shoot her enough times to kill her. Or maybe he'd be so bad of a shot that she might have simply not bled out. Maybe he'd close his eyes and blindly blast away, or maybe the gun would have exploded in his hand.

This is why your logic is retarded. Guns make killing EASIER, and yet you think that the lady wouldn't have been killed by the attacker if he'd had the same amount of time and opportunity to get on top of her.

This is why yo ...


Your logic is retarded also, let me tell you why..

You think guns are used only in aggressive kills, a weapon used only by perpetrators and violent offenders only out to take lives, without accepting the fact that if SHE had possessed a weapon, her life might have NEVER been in danger.. there have been countless examples of guns being used for defense and working with both sides coming out alive and unharmed.

You have this irrational fear of guns as if they just start flying about the room, shooting and killing everyone in sight. 95% of gunshot victims survive. Guns make killing easier, but they also make DEFENDING YOURSELF EASIER. its a double sided sword that you are ignoring. The fact that violent criminals will NOT disappear with the disappearance of firearms is evident with this very article, they would simply go to knives, bats, or other methods..However, defense of ones self requires little strength with a gun. A 80 year old grandmother can hold off a 6 foot 250 pound attacker with a handgun...with a knife do you believe it would be equally possible?
 
2013-01-18 11:24:37 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: stirfrybry: juvandy: When these crazy farks are caught, instead of plastering their name/photos all over the internet, can't we just enforce their right to a speedy trial and, if convicted, start drawing/quartering them, while keeping their names anonymous?

farkING THIS!!!!

Indeed!!1!1!! More ignorance for all!!1!


Yeah, that makes sense. Give the crazy dude the attention he sought.

You're not too bright, are you?
 
2013-01-18 11:24:54 PM  

atomicmask: The fact that violent criminals will NOT disappear with the disappearance of firearms is evident with this very article,


home.comcast.net
 
2013-01-18 11:25:52 PM  

Civil_War2_Time: Uncool story bro time...

We used to have a down-and-out family that we rented a one-bedroom shack to on our property. The dad was brain damaged (car wreck), the mom was 400+ lbs., and the son was actually named (on his birth certificate) Flash Gordon.

They had a bunch of feral cats living near their cottage, and once one would catch a bird, Flash would somehow get it away from the cat and chop its head off, just tossing it under the house for the cats to eat. This happened numerous times as we would watch through binoculars. The kittens the cats would have? He would throw them all on their roof. When the family was out of the house (they walked everywhere), we would go and rescue the kittens and then get back to the house and see what was going to happen next.

We got them out after about a month, with 5-6 cop calls to their place during that short time-frame.

I'm still amazed I haven't seen his name on the national news yet, and that was 25 years ago.


That's because he saved all of us when he went to planet Mongo.
 
2013-01-18 11:28:12 PM  

James F. Campbell: atomicmask: The fact that violent criminals will NOT disappear with the disappearance of firearms is evident with this very article,

[home.comcast.net image 600x460]


And you discredited what with that graph?
 
2013-01-18 11:30:44 PM  

Vectron: Amos Quito: Vectron: Fact of the day. Black Males between 18 and 49 commit over half of all murders in the US.

Shouldn't Obama do something about that?


He is.

He's working to ban the weapons that these folks almost never use to commit their crimes.

What more could you ask?


I'm sure it's good enough for government work

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 800x534]


I love when people give me the "GUBMENT does nothing right!" line as they sit on their flame retardant bed, using the government developed internet, watching tv overseen by our government, taking some meds the government deemed safe and effective, and they just have a lovely steak the government set a health standard for. Meanwhile, they can go outside without choking from smog. Oh, let me mention that when you shiat out your steak it doesn't just sit down the street where everyone goes to shiat, it is taken to a treatment facility ran and regulated by the government. And you've never had dysentery or cholera because the government is successfully cleaning and testing your water.

But continue to complain that our government does everything wrong. Please. Go on. maybe another google image search could prove your point!
 
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