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2013-01-18 10:11:39 PM  
52 comments and not one about "smoking hot blonde"?

I am disappoint..
 
2013-01-18 10:11:45 PM  
That is it, we need to ask, NAY, DEMAND our politicians to remove all knives form everyone in the united states...stop the violence, this has gone on for too long.

Act now, write your politician and DEMAND a world free of COMBAT KNIVES today.
 
2013-01-18 10:11:46 PM  
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2013-01-18 10:12:13 PM  

mjoven1975: Obama needs to ban all knives immediately. I don't care if we have to cut meat with a spoon, we need to get dangerous knives off our streets!


No need.  She's alive.  The 24 Chinese stabbing victims all survived.  Knives clearly have nowhere near the capacity to kill as semi-automatic firearms, hence guns are in their own category.  But who knows, maybe with Obama's executive actions, we'll get some real research on that.
 
2013-01-18 10:12:31 PM  
hot milf, what a jerk.
 
2013-01-18 10:13:09 PM  

doglover: Back in December, Haynes was charged with animal cruelty for setting a cat on fire

And people doubt me when I say you should just hang people who are cruel to animals. Anyone who can abuse an animal is evil and prefers helpless victims. They will always escalate their cruelty. We don't need them.


Ranchers and farmers better look the hell out.
 
2013-01-18 10:14:26 PM  

Superjew: What's the word I'm looking for here: eu... eu... eu-something.


From your name, I imagine the word you're looking for is "Euro".
 
2013-01-18 10:14:34 PM  

doglover: Back in December, Haynes was charged with animal cruelty for setting a cat on fire

And people doubt me when I say you should just hang people who are cruel to animals. Anyone who can abuse an animal is evil and prefers helpless victims. They will always escalate their cruelty. We don't need them.


finally, a petition i could not only sign, i would take time to promote.
 
gja
2013-01-18 10:15:14 PM  

Wiseass: 52 comments and not one about "smoking hot blonde"?

I am disappoint..


You have a valid point. I was too lazy to look, but yeah, she's not bad at all.
I would gladly impale her on something I have in (or, at least near) my pockets.

/i will now go collect my arm-punch from my lady for being a piggy-boy
 
2013-01-18 10:15:40 PM  

Lumpmoose: mjoven1975: Obama needs to ban all knives immediately. I don't care if we have to cut meat with a spoon, we need to get dangerous knives off our streets!

No need.  She's alive.  The 24 Chinese stabbing victims all survived.  Knives clearly have nowhere near the capacity to kill as semi-automatic firearms, hence guns are in their own category.  But who knows, maybe with Obama's executive actions, we'll get some real research on that.


NO, no, you are just being insensitive to the victims! HOW DARE YOU! Why do you hate the victims? You need to demand everyone in the world give up knives too. You don't NEED knives, you can just tear things apart with your hands if you need to..Who the hell actually USES or NEEDS COMBAT KNIVES.
 
2013-01-18 10:17:06 PM  

atomicmask: That is it, we need to ask, NAY, DEMAND our politicians to remove all knives form everyone in the united states...stop the violence, this has gone on for too long.

Act now, write your politician and DEMAND a world free of COMBAT KNIVES today.



Guns kill many many more people than knives do. Lets start there.
 
2013-01-18 10:17:54 PM  

crab66: atomicmask: That is it, we need to ask, NAY, DEMAND our politicians to remove all knives form everyone in the united states...stop the violence, this has gone on for too long.

Act now, write your politician and DEMAND a world free of COMBAT KNIVES today.


Guns kill many many more people than knives do. Lets start there.


Oh its about body count? Cars kill around 30 thousand a year, guns kill around 9 thousand...maybe we should start with cars..
 
2013-01-18 10:18:15 PM  
Something almost as equally painful happened to me in a Bed, Bath and Beyond. A few years back, I was a poor student without a lot of extra cash laying around. I'd been on the market for a cheap and basic EC meter to measure "PPM" of the water I was using for my fish tanks and plant collection.

I went to BBB to pick out a wedding gift for someone in my extended family -- a gift I could scarcely afford -- but armed with one of the myriad 20% off coupons BBB seems to send me in the mail on a weekly basis because i was special enough to randomly live in a neighborhood within a 50 mile radius of one of their stores.

During the course of my strenuous shopping excursion, I saw for the first time in any brick and mortar store a PPM meter! It was just laying about, no obvious UPC bar on it, no price tag, and despite my best efforts, I could not locate a label or price tag for it.

So I marched up to the check out line and asked about it, hopeful I could walk out of the store with it, ideally for less than $20. I had another 20% off coupon in my car (in fact I had a half dozen), and was fully prepared to make 2 separate purchases that night, if necessary.

Then the knife was plunged into my heart, a holocaust of rejection. The PPM meter was sold as part of some over priced water filtration system, and by some nefarious force, this meter had been removed from one of those systems to be left laying amongst the rest of the merchandise. It was not for sale, not unless I was willing to pay the $30+ for the filter, and the mere fact that I found this piece of mispaired equipment llying on a shelf of all the over priced made in China merchandise was enough to garner the suspicious stares of these acclaimed checkout specialists.

I left the store, without my meter and the piercing pain of failure, defeat and emptiness. Fortunately, I found the Internet, and for a fraction of the price I was prepared to pay in-store, I found a much better meter -- but that doesn't change the suffering I endured on that cold, lonely night at Bed, Bath and Beyond.

So I really feel for Kerri, I know her pain all to well.
 
2013-01-18 10:19:44 PM  

doyner: doglover: Back in December, Haynes was charged with animal cruelty for setting a cat on fire

And people doubt me when I say you should just hang people who are cruel to animals. Anyone who can abuse an animal is evil and prefers helpless victims. They will always escalate their cruelty. We don't need them.

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gja
2013-01-18 10:19:57 PM  

KrispyKritter: doglover: Back in December, Haynes was charged with animal cruelty for setting a cat on fire

And people doubt me when I say you should just hang people who are cruel to animals. Anyone who can abuse an animal is evil and prefers helpless victims. They will always escalate their cruelty. We don't need them.

finally, a petition i could not only sign, i would take time to promote.


I will happily second that. Anyone who delights in hurting an animal is a sociopath at best.
Throw in criminal behavioral tendencies and a lack of compunction, and you have a  good formula for a future murderer.
 
2013-01-18 10:20:38 PM  

FriarReb98: How the fark was he not locked up tight once he farking burned up a cat??  See, THIS is exactly the kind of shiat that's been the hushed topic in all these gun threads!  Guy's obviously farked in the head and we just let him go free?   What kind of farked up psychiatric system is that??


A psychiatric system? Because the Republicans deemed that a "Social Program" and reduced it to rubble.

Most mass shooters, most random psychos like this nutjob would probably have been in a psychiatric system, if we still had one, we don't.

/Thanks Republicans!
 
2013-01-18 10:20:59 PM  

fugeeface: We need to immediately ban all knives over 2" in length and with more than one sharp edge. If we can save just ONE life, then it will be all worth it. No one needs a knife over 2", you can still cut whatever you need with a 2 inch knife.


Welcome tom California sir!
 
2013-01-18 10:21:39 PM  
Ok, I'll say it.
From her picture, it looks like she could handle a lot more than a dozen stab wounds to her chest.
 
2013-01-18 10:22:54 PM  
That sick farker obviously has a laundry list of mental health issues. My armchair analysis: Your garden variety schizophrenic sociopath. He probably has a history of animal cruelty and other "behavioral problems".

FriarReb98: How the fark was he not locked up tight once he farking burned up a cat??  See, THIS is exactly the kind of shiat that's been the hushed topic in all these gun threads!  Guy's obviously farked in the head and we just let him go free?   What kind of farked up psychiatric system is that??


It's the kind of system that sends schizophrenics who are "not a danger to themselves or others" back out to the streets or to their families. Only when they are considered a menace to society are they locked up. At least until they are stable again.
 
2013-01-18 10:25:49 PM  

FriarReb98: How the fark was he not locked up tight once he farking burned up a cat??  See, THIS is exactly the kind of shiat that's been the hushed topic in all these gun threads!  Guy's obviously farked in the head and we just let him go free?   What kind of farked up psychiatric system is that??


The problem is the low baseline. Quite a few people who commit violent crimes against people have a history of harming animals, but it doesn't work the other way around; most people who harm nonhuman animals don't go on to commit violent crimes against people.

This isn't to say that those who are cruel to animals should be let of lightly or shouldn't be treated for psychiatric disorders.
 
2013-01-18 10:26:29 PM  
1) If he'd had a gun, this story would be about a woman's senseless death.

2) Another sign that our mental health system is in desperate need of being burnt to the ground and built back from the ground up.

3) The jokers making snarky comments about 'ban knives!' are unintentionally making the point that knives are inherently less dangerous than guns.
 
2013-01-18 10:27:15 PM  
Bloodbath and Beyond is the name of a Everquest 2 guild, I loved that name when I first saw it! Well played!
 
2013-01-18 10:28:02 PM  
I admit it... I teehee'd at the headline.

Also, a few comments:
1. the guy should've been put away for years at least after the cat incident.
2. If he had had access to guns, this would be multiple people dead, instead of one person in critical condition.
3. I hope and pray she pulls through.
 
2013-01-18 10:28:39 PM  
Where have I seen this before? Oh yeah ...
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
Hot n dirty.
 
2013-01-18 10:30:10 PM  

Walker: Prior to his arrests, Haynes was known to frequent the local Petco and stare at cats.

So is the article saying he thought she was a cat?
This guy REALLY hated cats.


Pussy is pussy?
 
2013-01-18 10:30:56 PM  
When these crazy farks are caught, instead of plastering their name/photos all over the internet, can't we just enforce their right to a speedy trial and, if convicted, start drawing/quartering them, while keeping their names anonymous?
 
2013-01-18 10:31:00 PM  
Next thing will be a shotting and stabbing using a gun with a bayonet on it. Ban ALL THE THINGS.
 
2013-01-18 10:31:37 PM  

Arn_Dee: Next thing will be a shotting shooting and stabbing using a gun with a bayonet on it. Ban ALL THE THINGS.


FTFM
 
2013-01-18 10:32:30 PM  

Infernalist: 1) If he'd had a gun, this story would be about a woman's senseless death.

2) Another sign that our mental health system is in desperate need of being burnt to the ground and built back from the ground up.

3) The jokers making snarky comments about 'ban knives!' are unintentionally making the point that knives are inherently less dangerous than guns.


Most people who are shot survive. If she had a gun, she might not had been stabbed at all..

I agree, the mental health system is the failure.
 
2013-01-18 10:33:42 PM  
Please let this have turned into another gun control thread, Please let this have turned into another gun control thread, Please let this have turned into another gun control thread...

[reads comments...]

ooh, and a bonus 'lock up all the crazies' thread too.
 
2013-01-18 10:37:18 PM  
This never would have happened if the baby had been allowed to carry a gun.
 
2013-01-18 10:37:21 PM  

Weaver95: well at least he didn't use a gun.  progress at last!


What the hell? I was thinking the press would be all "Bushmasters" for the latest. Somebody slipped up.
 
2013-01-18 10:37:32 PM  
All trolling aside wouldn't incidents such as this favor gun control as oppose to being against it? I think if people are honest with themselves, EVERYONE (pro and anti gun) would agree that this perp would have actually killed a lot of innocents had he been armed with an AK, AR-15 or even handgun instead of just a knife.
 
2013-01-18 10:38:43 PM  

SuperNinjaToad: All trolling aside wouldn't incidents such as this favor gun control as oppose to being against it? I think if people are honest with themselves, EVERYONE (pro and anti gun) would agree that this perp would have actually killed a lot of innocents had he been armed with an AK, AR-15 or even handgun instead of just a knife.


And what makes you believe that? A complete lack of experience with guns or just assumptions?
 
2013-01-18 10:38:52 PM  

Stavr0: Where have I seen this before? Oh yeah ...
[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 400x300]
Hot n dirty.


Damn, I was gonna post this.
 
2013-01-18 10:38:53 PM  
The statement that there are other ways to commit mayhem than guns, therefore gun control is irrelevant is specious. Guns are a way for the low-functional to commit mayhem. If electrical engineers and chemical engineers were all that wont to commit mayhem there wouldn't be much world left.

Also, the interjection of anti-gun control screeds at every turn is wearyingly tendentious.
 
2013-01-18 10:39:42 PM  

jigger: Cerebral Knievel: Why the Daily Fail? I had to question the voracity of the article because I hadn't heard anything about this yet, and the source is dubious..

I don't think the article ate all that much.


Quote the Daily Mail: Om nom nom nom.
 
2013-01-18 10:40:25 PM  

Indubitably: Indubitably: WhippingBoy: Indubitably: Indubitably: Fano: Weaver95: well at least he didn't use a gun.  progress at last!

That's schwe

To use a gun is sort of girly.

What if?

P.S. I don't need a gun to execute my will if necessary, you? Will doesn't need violence to execute, does it either? Will can be nonviolent. Willing is learning in disguise...

What are you on, man?

America.

You?


I have a crush on you.
 
2013-01-18 10:40:46 PM  

signaljammer: The statement that there are other ways to commit mayhem than guns, therefore gun control is irrelevant is specious. Guns are a way for the low-functional to commit mayhem. If electrical engineers and chemical engineers were all that wont to commit mayhem there wouldn't be much world left.

Also, the interjection of anti-gun control screeds at every turn is wearyingly tendentious.


Yeah guns are so easy to create mayhem right? I mean, when someone sees someone carrying a carbine or rifle around down the street they don't instantly call the cops or nothin...or if someone starts brandishing a handgun in public it doesn't lead to the public monitoring the individual and calling the police...

There are far, far far, far easier ways to kill and create chaos then a noisey attention getter.
 
2013-01-18 10:41:27 PM  

LessO2: Can he use the 20% coupon towards his bail?


You just made me laugh very good whiskey out of my nose.
 
2013-01-18 10:41:50 PM  

Superjew: What's the word I'm looking for here: eu... eu... eu-something.



Eugenics?
 
2013-01-18 10:41:59 PM  

Arn_Dee: Next thing will be a shotting and stabbing using a gun with a bayonet on it. Ban ALL THE THINGS.


Hey, we have fewer of those than we had in 1916.  Horses too.
 
2013-01-18 10:43:10 PM  

atomicmask: Infernalist: 1) If he'd had a gun, this story would be about a woman's senseless death.

2) Another sign that our mental health system is in desperate need of being burnt to the ground and built back from the ground up.

3) The jokers making snarky comments about 'ban knives!' are unintentionally making the point that knives are inherently less dangerous than guns.

Most people who are shot survive. If she had a gun, she might not had been stabbed at all..

I agree, the mental health system is the failure.


So, her attacker, having the time and leisure to stab her 12+ times, probably wouldn't have killed her with a gun in the same amount of time.

Right. Maybe the gun would backfire and kill him instead. See? Guns SAVE PEOPLE.

farking jackhole
 
2013-01-18 10:43:16 PM  

Contrabulous Flabtraption: Kinda of interesting as far as the "no guns then psychos will kill with other weapons" argument


Yes it is ... it clearly demonstrates how stupid that argument is.

This guy did exactly that ... used a knife instead of an AR-15. How did that work out for him?

One person hospitalized. Versus the psycho with the AR-15: 20 children dead + 8 adults (including him and his mother)

It is not that guns are the only way for psychos to kill people ... it is that they enable killing far faster and far more effectively.

The "guns don't kill people, people do" argument is stupid. The correct statement is "guns enable people to kill more people faster".
 
2013-01-18 10:43:17 PM  
What's with all the "Surprise!" murders lately?
 
2013-01-18 10:43:45 PM  

Amos Quito: [o3.aolcdn.com image 242x203]


Here stands Mr. Tyrick Haynes
Once was free, but now in chains
Went to PetCo, burned a Tabby
Then came back and got all Stabby

Things like this are just the Shiats
Let's blame the objects - ike the Brits
Ban guns and knives and aerosols
They'll jab you with your parasol


Yes, this is correct. If guns are banned and confiscated then the killers focus on the next most lethal weapon. So the question before the U.S.A right now is "If it came down to some random act of violence in a public place, would you rather be shot and killed or stabbed and killed"?
 
2013-01-18 10:43:49 PM  
the ban knives thing never gets old. really. no matter how many times I read it in a single fark thread, or how many times I see it in every single gun thread on every website on the net. it's still super funny.

amazing how you comic geniuses all manage to reinvent this hilarious joke over and over in every context imaginable. a lot more efficient than actually coming up with an original gag, and without all the laughter getting in the way of enjoying it. kudos!
 
2013-01-18 10:43:56 PM  
headline of the year folks.  Don't even bother with the contest.
 
2013-01-18 10:44:28 PM  

Insatiable Jesus: doglover: Back in December, Haynes was charged with animal cruelty for setting a cat on fire

And people doubt me when I say you should just hang people who are cruel to animals. Anyone who can abuse an animal is evil and prefers helpless victims. They will always escalate their cruelty. We don't need them.

Ranchers and farmers better look the hell out.


Is there a rancher who lights cows on fire for kicks? You will find murder victims on his ranch. I'd bet the farm on it.
 
2013-01-18 10:44:35 PM  

Indubitably: atomicmask: Infernalist: 1) If he'd had a gun, this story would be about a woman's senseless death.

2) Another sign that our mental health system is in desperate need of being burnt to the ground and built back from the ground up.

3) The jokers making snarky comments about 'ban knives!' are unintentionally making the point that knives are inherently less dangerous than guns.

Most people who are shot survive. If she had a gun, she might not had been stabbed at all..

I agree, the mental health system is the failure.

Please take your superiority complex and diagnose it, jackhat, i.e. fo.


Oh I am sorry, I thought both sides of the debate was allowed to dabble in "what if" since gun control cowards cant seem to deal in reality.

Reality: Places with higher concentration of firearms are lower in crime, with far less murders and violent crime.

Reality: Places with the highest gun control have the highest amount of violent crime and murders

Norway, which has a gun to ownership ratio equal to that of the united states, has one of the lowest violent crime rates in all europe.

While England, who has one of the strictest gun control rates, has one of the highest rates of violent crime and murder in europe.
 
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