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2013-01-18 07:52:24 PM
he he he
 
2013-01-18 07:55:54 PM
Why the Daily Fail? I had to question the voracity of the article because I hadn't heard anything about this yet, and the source is dubious..
 
2013-01-18 07:56:20 PM

Pray 4 Mojo: he he he


Not when you read the article.  That sick fark also burned a cat alive.
 
2013-01-18 07:57:47 PM
Back in December, Haynes was charged with animal cruelty for setting a cat on fire

And people doubt me when I say you should just hang people who are cruel to animals. Anyone who can abuse an animal is evil and prefers helpless victims. They will always escalate their cruelty. We don't need them.
 
2013-01-18 07:58:32 PM

doyner: That sick fark also burned a cat alive.


Match control now. Demand a plan.
 
2013-01-18 07:59:03 PM
Kinda of interesting as far as the "no guns then psychos will kill with other weapons" argument
 
2013-01-18 07:59:23 PM

doglover: Back in December, Haynes was charged with animal cruelty for setting a cat on fire

And people doubt me when I say you should just hang people who are cruel to animals. Anyone who can abuse an animal is evil and prefers helpless victims. They will always escalate their cruelty. We don't need them.


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-18 08:02:19 PM

doyner: Pray 4 Mojo: he he he

Not when you read the article.  That sick fark also burned a cat alive.


he he he for the headline.

And although no animal ever deserves to be burned alive...

well... at least it wasn't a dog.
 
2013-01-18 08:10:09 PM
o3.aolcdn.com


Here stands Mr. Tyrick Haynes
Once was free, but now in chains
Went to PetCo, burned a Tabby
Then came back and got all Stabby

Things like this are just the Shiats
Let's blame the objects - ike the Brits
Ban guns and knives and aerosols
They'll jab you with your parasol
 
2013-01-18 08:14:21 PM

doglover: Back in December, Haynes was charged with animal cruelty for setting a cat on fire

And people doubt me when I say you should just hang people who are cruel to animals. Anyone who can abuse an animal is evil and prefers helpless victims. They will always escalate their cruelty. We don't need them.


That's two of the serial killer warning signs rolled up into one.


Contrabulous Flabtraption: Kinda of interesting as far as the "no guns then psychos will kill with other weapons" argument


Please note that the victim isn't dead.
 
2013-01-18 08:14:54 PM

doglover: Back in December, Haynes was charged with animal cruelty for setting a cat on fire

And people doubt me when I say you should just hang people who are cruel to animals. Anyone who can abuse an animal is evil and prefers helpless victims. They will always escalate their cruelty. We don't need them.


I second this motion.

Can we set the perp on fire?
 
2013-01-18 08:20:40 PM
Back in December, Haynes was charged with animal cruelty for setting a cat on fire

Um...WHY THE FARK WAS THIS GUY OUT ON BAIL?

And IMO, $1 million bail right now is too little.  Luckily, this poor woman is stable, but her life is forever changed.  This asshole should have either NO bail allowed or something ridiculous, like a million, billion dollars.
 
2013-01-18 08:27:15 PM
By the way... is it really "aerosole" in Limey talk?

Areosole's are what I put in my work boots... I think Dr. Scholl makes them.
 
2013-01-18 08:29:22 PM
nimg.sulekha.com


Ya' know, If I were a judge, and some asshat is standing before me charged with burning a cat alive with an aerosol flamethrower, I the first thing I'm gonna' say is "This kid's got potential. Let's turn him loose and see what he's really capable of"!


/Smooth move, Your Honor
 
2013-01-18 08:31:59 PM

xanadian: doglover: Back in December, Haynes was charged with animal cruelty for setting a cat on fire

And people doubt me when I say you should just hang people who are cruel to animals. Anyone who can abuse an animal is evil and prefers helpless victims. They will always escalate their cruelty. We don't need them.

I second this motion.

Can we set the perp on fire?


No. Too long.

7' of drop from 6' of hemp. Free them from our misery as soon as possible.
 
2013-01-18 08:38:08 PM

fusillade762: Contrabulous Flabtraption: Kinda of interesting as far as the "no guns then psychos will kill with other weapons" argument

Please note that the victim isn't dead.



Which? The woman or the cat?
 
2013-01-18 08:44:24 PM

doglover: 7' of drop from 6' of hemp.


That took me a minute to work out.  I thought you were suggesting throwing him off a pile of weed.  Seven feet didn't seem high enough.

/short drop with a quick stop!
 
2013-01-18 08:46:00 PM
Clean up on Aisle 12
 
2013-01-18 08:47:45 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: doglover: 7' of drop from 6' of hemp.

That took me a minute to work out.  I thought you were suggesting throwing him off a pile of weed.  Seven feet didn't seem high enough.

/short drop with a quick stop!


I think we should take his love for animals into consideration.

Maybe turn him into an ant farm.
 
2013-01-18 08:49:13 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: Back in December, Haynes was charged with animal cruelty for setting a cat on fire

Um...WHY THE FARK WAS THIS GUY OUT ON BAIL?

And IMO, $1 million bail right now is too little.  Luckily, this poor woman is stable, but her life is forever changed.  This asshole should have either NO bail allowed or something ridiculous, like a million, billion dollars.


my guess is that for certain crimes, state law requires that bail be set and 1 million is set as a "fair" but unreachable amount. 1 trillion would be impossible and therefore "might" be grounds for some kind of retarded appeal.

but in what way was this guy not a CLEAR and PRESENT danger to all humans?
bail should be denied
 
2013-01-18 08:53:06 PM
well at least he didn't use a gun.  progress at last!
 
2013-01-18 09:00:27 PM

Amos Quito: I think we should take his love for animals into consideration.


Agreed. He can go bond with a hippopotamus. To help him bond, we'll lock the door and tie him up.
 
2013-01-18 09:04:27 PM

doglover: Amos Quito: I think we should take his love for animals into consideration.

Agreed. He can go bond with a hippopotamus. To help him bond, we'll lock the door and tie him up.


Ooh, execution by hippo. That's a good one!
 
2013-01-18 09:05:09 PM
That's it. It's official. Fark has broken me completely.

I am more horrified and upset by what he did to the cat than what he did to the girl.

Poor kitty.
 
2013-01-18 09:14:27 PM
How the fark was he not locked up tight once he farking burned up a cat??  See, THIS is exactly the kind of shiat that's been the hushed topic in all these gun threads!  Guy's obviously farked in the head and we just let him go free?   What kind of farked up psychiatric system is that??
 
2013-01-18 09:25:00 PM
Prior to his arrests, Haynes was known to frequent the local Petco and stare at cats.

So is the article saying he thought she was a cat?
This guy REALLY hated cats.
 
2013-01-18 09:42:44 PM
If only the attacker would have had a gun. This tragedy would never have happened.
 
2013-01-18 09:43:47 PM

Cerebral Knievel: Why the Daily Fail? I had to question the voracity of the article because I hadn't heard anything about this yet, and the source is dubious..


I don't think the article ate all that much.
 
2013-01-18 09:44:18 PM
I believe it's time to ban 19-year-old kids. They're farked up.
 
2013-01-18 09:45:42 PM

Weaver95: well at least he didn't use a gun.  progress at last!


That's schwe
 
2013-01-18 09:47:10 PM
Obama needs to ban all knives immediately. I don't care if we have to cut meat with a spoon, we need to get dangerous knives off our streets!
 
2013-01-18 09:48:03 PM

WhippingBoy: If only the attacker would have had a gun. This tragedy would never have happened.


Yeah, we'll ya don't.
 
2013-01-18 09:51:23 PM
What will Obama say about this tragedy? Oh right, we only care about gun control in this country.
 
2013-01-18 09:51:56 PM
I can't believe he did this without a 20% off coupon.
 
2013-01-18 09:54:29 PM
Kitty on my foot and I want to burn it,
Kitty on my foot and I want to burn it,
Kitty on my foot and I want to burn it,
KITTY ON MY FOOT AND I WANT TO BURN IT!!!


/Meow meow, meow meow meow meow.
 
2013-01-18 09:54:50 PM

DubyaHater: What will Obama say about this tragedy? Oh right, we only care about gun control in this country.


Think of the high score he could have gotten if only he had a Bushmaster.

HE won't have to turn in his man card...
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-01-18 09:55:10 PM

Amos Quito: [o3.aolcdn.com image 242x203]


Here stands Mr. Tyrick Haynes
Once was free, but now in chains
Went to PetCo, burned a Tabby
Then came back and got all Stabby

Things like this are just the Shiats
Let's blame the objects - ike the Brits
Ban guns and knives and aerosols
They'll jab you with your parasol


Well played, sir. Well played indeed.
 
2013-01-18 09:57:20 PM

Indubitably: Indubitably: Fano: Weaver95: well at least he didn't use a gun.  progress at last!

That's schwe

To use a gun is sort of girly.

What if?

P.S. I don't need a gun to execute my will if necessary, you? Will doesn't need violence to execute, does it either? Will can be nonviolent. Willing is learning in disguise...


What are you on, man?
 
2013-01-18 09:57:34 PM
NEDM
 
2013-01-18 09:59:15 PM
great, now I get to listen to all my right wing friends tell how this is exactly the same as a school kids being shot.
 
2013-01-18 09:59:54 PM
What's the word I'm looking for here: eu... eu... eu-something.
 
2013-01-18 10:02:10 PM
However, I have to ask why the Daily Fail felt the need to hyperemphasize that the woman was stabbed a DOZEN times in their headline. Is it that ten would have been okay, or implying that it was one short of instant death? Or just that all their writers are on speed?
 
2013-01-18 10:02:40 PM

fusillade762:
Contrabulous Flabtraption: Kinda of interesting as far as the "no guns then psychos will kill with other weapons" argument

Please note that the victim isn't dead.


Eighty something percent of all stabbings are fatal, vs only something like fifteen percent of shootings.

Your argument holds no weight.

/Its certainly easier to shoot 30 people than stab them though
 
2013-01-18 10:02:46 PM
We need to immediately ban all knives over 2" in length and with more than one sharp edge. If we can save just ONE life, then it will be all worth it. No one needs a knife over 2", you can still cut whatever you need with a 2 inch knife.
 
2013-01-18 10:05:45 PM
Dalton experienced significant blood loss and was airlifted from the Middletown store to Jersey Shore Medical Center where she was stabilized.

I feel bad that I actually read that as "stab ilized".
 
2013-01-18 10:05:45 PM
burn this kid at the stake
 
2013-01-18 10:05:53 PM

macadamnut: I believe it's time to ban 19-year-old kids. They're farked up.


At least ban ones named Tyrick.

/that'sracist.jpg
 
2013-01-18 10:06:01 PM

Amos Quito: fusillade762: Contrabulous Flabtraption: Kinda of interesting as far as the "no guns then psychos will kill with other weapons" argument

Please note that the victim isn't dead.

Which? The woman or the cat?


The woman. No word on the cat.
 
2013-01-18 10:06:56 PM
Can he use the 20% coupon towards his bail?
 
2013-01-18 10:07:00 PM

fugeeface: We need to immediately ban all knives over 2" in length and with more than one sharp edge. If we can save just ONE life, then it will be all worth it. No one needs a knife over 2", you can still cut whatever you need with a 2 inch knife.


Keep up the good work.
 
2013-01-18 10:11:39 PM
52 comments and not one about "smoking hot blonde"?

I am disappoint..
 
2013-01-18 10:11:45 PM
That is it, we need to ask, NAY, DEMAND our politicians to remove all knives form everyone in the united states...stop the violence, this has gone on for too long.

Act now, write your politician and DEMAND a world free of COMBAT KNIVES today.
 
2013-01-18 10:11:46 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

i575.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-18 10:12:13 PM

mjoven1975: Obama needs to ban all knives immediately. I don't care if we have to cut meat with a spoon, we need to get dangerous knives off our streets!


No need.  She's alive.  The 24 Chinese stabbing victims all survived.  Knives clearly have nowhere near the capacity to kill as semi-automatic firearms, hence guns are in their own category.  But who knows, maybe with Obama's executive actions, we'll get some real research on that.
 
2013-01-18 10:12:31 PM
hot milf, what a jerk.
 
2013-01-18 10:13:09 PM

doglover: Back in December, Haynes was charged with animal cruelty for setting a cat on fire

And people doubt me when I say you should just hang people who are cruel to animals. Anyone who can abuse an animal is evil and prefers helpless victims. They will always escalate their cruelty. We don't need them.


Ranchers and farmers better look the hell out.
 
2013-01-18 10:14:26 PM

Superjew: What's the word I'm looking for here: eu... eu... eu-something.


From your name, I imagine the word you're looking for is "Euro".
 
2013-01-18 10:14:34 PM

doglover: Back in December, Haynes was charged with animal cruelty for setting a cat on fire

And people doubt me when I say you should just hang people who are cruel to animals. Anyone who can abuse an animal is evil and prefers helpless victims. They will always escalate their cruelty. We don't need them.


finally, a petition i could not only sign, i would take time to promote.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-01-18 10:15:14 PM

Wiseass: 52 comments and not one about "smoking hot blonde"?

I am disappoint..


You have a valid point. I was too lazy to look, but yeah, she's not bad at all.
I would gladly impale her on something I have in (or, at least near) my pockets.

/i will now go collect my arm-punch from my lady for being a piggy-boy
 
2013-01-18 10:15:40 PM

Lumpmoose: mjoven1975: Obama needs to ban all knives immediately. I don't care if we have to cut meat with a spoon, we need to get dangerous knives off our streets!

No need.  She's alive.  The 24 Chinese stabbing victims all survived.  Knives clearly have nowhere near the capacity to kill as semi-automatic firearms, hence guns are in their own category.  But who knows, maybe with Obama's executive actions, we'll get some real research on that.


NO, no, you are just being insensitive to the victims! HOW DARE YOU! Why do you hate the victims? You need to demand everyone in the world give up knives too. You don't NEED knives, you can just tear things apart with your hands if you need to..Who the hell actually USES or NEEDS COMBAT KNIVES.
 
2013-01-18 10:17:06 PM

atomicmask: That is it, we need to ask, NAY, DEMAND our politicians to remove all knives form everyone in the united states...stop the violence, this has gone on for too long.

Act now, write your politician and DEMAND a world free of COMBAT KNIVES today.



Guns kill many many more people than knives do. Lets start there.
 
2013-01-18 10:17:54 PM

crab66: atomicmask: That is it, we need to ask, NAY, DEMAND our politicians to remove all knives form everyone in the united states...stop the violence, this has gone on for too long.

Act now, write your politician and DEMAND a world free of COMBAT KNIVES today.


Guns kill many many more people than knives do. Lets start there.


Oh its about body count? Cars kill around 30 thousand a year, guns kill around 9 thousand...maybe we should start with cars..
 
2013-01-18 10:18:15 PM
Something almost as equally painful happened to me in a Bed, Bath and Beyond. A few years back, I was a poor student without a lot of extra cash laying around. I'd been on the market for a cheap and basic EC meter to measure "PPM" of the water I was using for my fish tanks and plant collection.

I went to BBB to pick out a wedding gift for someone in my extended family -- a gift I could scarcely afford -- but armed with one of the myriad 20% off coupons BBB seems to send me in the mail on a weekly basis because i was special enough to randomly live in a neighborhood within a 50 mile radius of one of their stores.

During the course of my strenuous shopping excursion, I saw for the first time in any brick and mortar store a PPM meter! It was just laying about, no obvious UPC bar on it, no price tag, and despite my best efforts, I could not locate a label or price tag for it.

So I marched up to the check out line and asked about it, hopeful I could walk out of the store with it, ideally for less than $20. I had another 20% off coupon in my car (in fact I had a half dozen), and was fully prepared to make 2 separate purchases that night, if necessary.

Then the knife was plunged into my heart, a holocaust of rejection. The PPM meter was sold as part of some over priced water filtration system, and by some nefarious force, this meter had been removed from one of those systems to be left laying amongst the rest of the merchandise. It was not for sale, not unless I was willing to pay the $30+ for the filter, and the mere fact that I found this piece of mispaired equipment llying on a shelf of all the over priced made in China merchandise was enough to garner the suspicious stares of these acclaimed checkout specialists.

I left the store, without my meter and the piercing pain of failure, defeat and emptiness. Fortunately, I found the Internet, and for a fraction of the price I was prepared to pay in-store, I found a much better meter -- but that doesn't change the suffering I endured on that cold, lonely night at Bed, Bath and Beyond.

So I really feel for Kerri, I know her pain all to well.
 
2013-01-18 10:19:44 PM

doyner: doglover: Back in December, Haynes was charged with animal cruelty for setting a cat on fire

And people doubt me when I say you should just hang people who are cruel to animals. Anyone who can abuse an animal is evil and prefers helpless victims. They will always escalate their cruelty. We don't need them.

1.bp.blogspot.com

 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-01-18 10:19:57 PM

KrispyKritter: doglover: Back in December, Haynes was charged with animal cruelty for setting a cat on fire

And people doubt me when I say you should just hang people who are cruel to animals. Anyone who can abuse an animal is evil and prefers helpless victims. They will always escalate their cruelty. We don't need them.

finally, a petition i could not only sign, i would take time to promote.


I will happily second that. Anyone who delights in hurting an animal is a sociopath at best.
Throw in criminal behavioral tendencies and a lack of compunction, and you have a  good formula for a future murderer.
 
2013-01-18 10:20:38 PM

FriarReb98: How the fark was he not locked up tight once he farking burned up a cat??  See, THIS is exactly the kind of shiat that's been the hushed topic in all these gun threads!  Guy's obviously farked in the head and we just let him go free?   What kind of farked up psychiatric system is that??


A psychiatric system? Because the Republicans deemed that a "Social Program" and reduced it to rubble.

Most mass shooters, most random psychos like this nutjob would probably have been in a psychiatric system, if we still had one, we don't.

/Thanks Republicans!
 
2013-01-18 10:20:59 PM

fugeeface: We need to immediately ban all knives over 2" in length and with more than one sharp edge. If we can save just ONE life, then it will be all worth it. No one needs a knife over 2", you can still cut whatever you need with a 2 inch knife.


Welcome tom California sir!
 
2013-01-18 10:21:39 PM
Ok, I'll say it.
From her picture, it looks like she could handle a lot more than a dozen stab wounds to her chest.
 
2013-01-18 10:22:54 PM
That sick farker obviously has a laundry list of mental health issues. My armchair analysis: Your garden variety schizophrenic sociopath. He probably has a history of animal cruelty and other "behavioral problems".

FriarReb98: How the fark was he not locked up tight once he farking burned up a cat??  See, THIS is exactly the kind of shiat that's been the hushed topic in all these gun threads!  Guy's obviously farked in the head and we just let him go free?   What kind of farked up psychiatric system is that??


It's the kind of system that sends schizophrenics who are "not a danger to themselves or others" back out to the streets or to their families. Only when they are considered a menace to society are they locked up. At least until they are stable again.
 
2013-01-18 10:25:49 PM

FriarReb98: How the fark was he not locked up tight once he farking burned up a cat??  See, THIS is exactly the kind of shiat that's been the hushed topic in all these gun threads!  Guy's obviously farked in the head and we just let him go free?   What kind of farked up psychiatric system is that??


The problem is the low baseline. Quite a few people who commit violent crimes against people have a history of harming animals, but it doesn't work the other way around; most people who harm nonhuman animals don't go on to commit violent crimes against people.

This isn't to say that those who are cruel to animals should be let of lightly or shouldn't be treated for psychiatric disorders.
 
2013-01-18 10:26:29 PM
1) If he'd had a gun, this story would be about a woman's senseless death.

2) Another sign that our mental health system is in desperate need of being burnt to the ground and built back from the ground up.

3) The jokers making snarky comments about 'ban knives!' are unintentionally making the point that knives are inherently less dangerous than guns.
 
2013-01-18 10:27:15 PM
Bloodbath and Beyond is the name of a Everquest 2 guild, I loved that name when I first saw it! Well played!
 
2013-01-18 10:28:02 PM
I admit it... I teehee'd at the headline.

Also, a few comments:
1. the guy should've been put away for years at least after the cat incident.
2. If he had had access to guns, this would be multiple people dead, instead of one person in critical condition.
3. I hope and pray she pulls through.
 
2013-01-18 10:28:39 PM
Where have I seen this before? Oh yeah ...
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
Hot n dirty.
 
2013-01-18 10:30:10 PM

Walker: Prior to his arrests, Haynes was known to frequent the local Petco and stare at cats.

So is the article saying he thought she was a cat?
This guy REALLY hated cats.


Pussy is pussy?
 
2013-01-18 10:30:56 PM
When these crazy farks are caught, instead of plastering their name/photos all over the internet, can't we just enforce their right to a speedy trial and, if convicted, start drawing/quartering them, while keeping their names anonymous?
 
2013-01-18 10:31:00 PM
Next thing will be a shotting and stabbing using a gun with a bayonet on it. Ban ALL THE THINGS.
 
2013-01-18 10:31:37 PM

Arn_Dee: Next thing will be a shotting shooting and stabbing using a gun with a bayonet on it. Ban ALL THE THINGS.


FTFM
 
2013-01-18 10:32:30 PM

Infernalist: 1) If he'd had a gun, this story would be about a woman's senseless death.

2) Another sign that our mental health system is in desperate need of being burnt to the ground and built back from the ground up.

3) The jokers making snarky comments about 'ban knives!' are unintentionally making the point that knives are inherently less dangerous than guns.


Most people who are shot survive. If she had a gun, she might not had been stabbed at all..

I agree, the mental health system is the failure.
 
2013-01-18 10:33:42 PM
Please let this have turned into another gun control thread, Please let this have turned into another gun control thread, Please let this have turned into another gun control thread...

[reads comments...]

ooh, and a bonus 'lock up all the crazies' thread too.
 
2013-01-18 10:37:18 PM
This never would have happened if the baby had been allowed to carry a gun.
 
2013-01-18 10:37:21 PM

Weaver95: well at least he didn't use a gun.  progress at last!


What the hell? I was thinking the press would be all "Bushmasters" for the latest. Somebody slipped up.
 
2013-01-18 10:37:32 PM
All trolling aside wouldn't incidents such as this favor gun control as oppose to being against it? I think if people are honest with themselves, EVERYONE (pro and anti gun) would agree that this perp would have actually killed a lot of innocents had he been armed with an AK, AR-15 or even handgun instead of just a knife.
 
2013-01-18 10:38:43 PM

SuperNinjaToad: All trolling aside wouldn't incidents such as this favor gun control as oppose to being against it? I think if people are honest with themselves, EVERYONE (pro and anti gun) would agree that this perp would have actually killed a lot of innocents had he been armed with an AK, AR-15 or even handgun instead of just a knife.


And what makes you believe that? A complete lack of experience with guns or just assumptions?
 
2013-01-18 10:38:52 PM

Stavr0: Where have I seen this before? Oh yeah ...
[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 400x300]
Hot n dirty.


Damn, I was gonna post this.
 
2013-01-18 10:38:53 PM
The statement that there are other ways to commit mayhem than guns, therefore gun control is irrelevant is specious. Guns are a way for the low-functional to commit mayhem. If electrical engineers and chemical engineers were all that wont to commit mayhem there wouldn't be much world left.

Also, the interjection of anti-gun control screeds at every turn is wearyingly tendentious.
 
2013-01-18 10:39:42 PM

jigger: Cerebral Knievel: Why the Daily Fail? I had to question the voracity of the article because I hadn't heard anything about this yet, and the source is dubious..

I don't think the article ate all that much.


Quote the Daily Mail: Om nom nom nom.
 
2013-01-18 10:40:25 PM

Indubitably: Indubitably: WhippingBoy: Indubitably: Indubitably: Fano: Weaver95: well at least he didn't use a gun.  progress at last!

That's schwe

To use a gun is sort of girly.

What if?

P.S. I don't need a gun to execute my will if necessary, you? Will doesn't need violence to execute, does it either? Will can be nonviolent. Willing is learning in disguise...

What are you on, man?

America.

You?


I have a crush on you.
 
2013-01-18 10:40:46 PM

signaljammer: The statement that there are other ways to commit mayhem than guns, therefore gun control is irrelevant is specious. Guns are a way for the low-functional to commit mayhem. If electrical engineers and chemical engineers were all that wont to commit mayhem there wouldn't be much world left.

Also, the interjection of anti-gun control screeds at every turn is wearyingly tendentious.


Yeah guns are so easy to create mayhem right? I mean, when someone sees someone carrying a carbine or rifle around down the street they don't instantly call the cops or nothin...or if someone starts brandishing a handgun in public it doesn't lead to the public monitoring the individual and calling the police...

There are far, far far, far easier ways to kill and create chaos then a noisey attention getter.
 
2013-01-18 10:41:27 PM

LessO2: Can he use the 20% coupon towards his bail?


You just made me laugh very good whiskey out of my nose.
 
2013-01-18 10:41:50 PM

Superjew: What's the word I'm looking for here: eu... eu... eu-something.



Eugenics?
 
2013-01-18 10:41:59 PM

Arn_Dee: Next thing will be a shotting and stabbing using a gun with a bayonet on it. Ban ALL THE THINGS.


Hey, we have fewer of those than we had in 1916.  Horses too.
 
2013-01-18 10:43:10 PM

atomicmask: Infernalist: 1) If he'd had a gun, this story would be about a woman's senseless death.

2) Another sign that our mental health system is in desperate need of being burnt to the ground and built back from the ground up.

3) The jokers making snarky comments about 'ban knives!' are unintentionally making the point that knives are inherently less dangerous than guns.

Most people who are shot survive. If she had a gun, she might not had been stabbed at all..

I agree, the mental health system is the failure.


So, her attacker, having the time and leisure to stab her 12+ times, probably wouldn't have killed her with a gun in the same amount of time.

Right. Maybe the gun would backfire and kill him instead. See? Guns SAVE PEOPLE.

farking jackhole
 
2013-01-18 10:43:16 PM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: Kinda of interesting as far as the "no guns then psychos will kill with other weapons" argument


Yes it is ... it clearly demonstrates how stupid that argument is.

This guy did exactly that ... used a knife instead of an AR-15. How did that work out for him?

One person hospitalized. Versus the psycho with the AR-15: 20 children dead + 8 adults (including him and his mother)

It is not that guns are the only way for psychos to kill people ... it is that they enable killing far faster and far more effectively.

The "guns don't kill people, people do" argument is stupid. The correct statement is "guns enable people to kill more people faster".
 
2013-01-18 10:43:17 PM
What's with all the "Surprise!" murders lately?
 
2013-01-18 10:43:45 PM

Amos Quito: [o3.aolcdn.com image 242x203]


Here stands Mr. Tyrick Haynes
Once was free, but now in chains
Went to PetCo, burned a Tabby
Then came back and got all Stabby

Things like this are just the Shiats
Let's blame the objects - ike the Brits
Ban guns and knives and aerosols
They'll jab you with your parasol


Yes, this is correct. If guns are banned and confiscated then the killers focus on the next most lethal weapon. So the question before the U.S.A right now is "If it came down to some random act of violence in a public place, would you rather be shot and killed or stabbed and killed"?
 
2013-01-18 10:43:49 PM
the ban knives thing never gets old. really. no matter how many times I read it in a single fark thread, or how many times I see it in every single gun thread on every website on the net. it's still super funny.

amazing how you comic geniuses all manage to reinvent this hilarious joke over and over in every context imaginable. a lot more efficient than actually coming up with an original gag, and without all the laughter getting in the way of enjoying it. kudos!
 
2013-01-18 10:43:56 PM
headline of the year folks.  Don't even bother with the contest.
 
2013-01-18 10:44:28 PM

Insatiable Jesus: doglover: Back in December, Haynes was charged with animal cruelty for setting a cat on fire

And people doubt me when I say you should just hang people who are cruel to animals. Anyone who can abuse an animal is evil and prefers helpless victims. They will always escalate their cruelty. We don't need them.

Ranchers and farmers better look the hell out.


Is there a rancher who lights cows on fire for kicks? You will find murder victims on his ranch. I'd bet the farm on it.
 
2013-01-18 10:44:35 PM

Indubitably: atomicmask: Infernalist: 1) If he'd had a gun, this story would be about a woman's senseless death.

2) Another sign that our mental health system is in desperate need of being burnt to the ground and built back from the ground up.

3) The jokers making snarky comments about 'ban knives!' are unintentionally making the point that knives are inherently less dangerous than guns.

Most people who are shot survive. If she had a gun, she might not had been stabbed at all..

I agree, the mental health system is the failure.

Please take your superiority complex and diagnose it, jackhat, i.e. fo.


Oh I am sorry, I thought both sides of the debate was allowed to dabble in "what if" since gun control cowards cant seem to deal in reality.

Reality: Places with higher concentration of firearms are lower in crime, with far less murders and violent crime.

Reality: Places with the highest gun control have the highest amount of violent crime and murders

Norway, which has a gun to ownership ratio equal to that of the united states, has one of the lowest violent crime rates in all europe.

While England, who has one of the strictest gun control rates, has one of the highest rates of violent crime and murder in europe.
 
2013-01-18 10:45:56 PM

Indubitably: megarian: Indubitably: Indubitably: WhippingBoy: Indubitably: Indubitably: Fano: Weaver95: well at least he didn't use a gun.  progress at last!

That's schwe

To use a gun is sort of girly.

What if?

P.S. I don't need a gun to execute my will if necessary, you? Will doesn't need violence to execute, does it either? Will can be nonviolent. Willing is learning in disguise...

What are you on, man?

America.

You?

I have a crush on you.

Me too.


Must be nice... Two people have a crush on you.
 
2013-01-18 10:46:27 PM

Infernalist: atomicmask: Infernalist: 1) If he'd had a gun, this story would be about a woman's senseless death.

2) Another sign that our mental health system is in desperate need of being burnt to the ground and built back from the ground up.

3) The jokers making snarky comments about 'ban knives!' are unintentionally making the point that knives are inherently less dangerous than guns.

Most people who are shot survive. If she had a gun, she might not had been stabbed at all..

I agree, the mental health system is the failure.

So, her attacker, having the time and leisure to stab her 12+ times, probably wouldn't have killed her with a gun in the same amount of time.

Right. Maybe the gun would backfire and kill him instead. See? Guns SAVE PEOPLE.

farking jackhole


I like how you are so upset you insult rather then debate, It really speaks loads about the caliber of your argument.
 
2013-01-18 10:46:29 PM

atomicmask: Oh its about body count? Cars kill around 30 thousand a year, guns kill around 9 thousand...maybe we should start with cars


1.bp.blogspot.com

Our addiction to a lifestyle that requires an automobile for doing pretty much anything in our daily lives is moronic and as you've pointed out, dangerous.
 
2013-01-18 10:48:41 PM

Indubitably: Amos Quito: Superjew: What's the word I'm looking for here: eu... eu... eu-something.


Eugenics?

Too Nice...


Euthanasia?
 
2013-01-18 10:48:43 PM

megarian: LessO2: Can he use the 20% coupon towards his bail?

You just made me laugh very good whiskey out of my nose.


this
 
2013-01-18 10:48:44 PM
I guess they don't teach animal torturers how to stab vital zones.
 
2013-01-18 10:49:19 PM
Reports say Haynes used an aerosol accelerant to burn the cat and its carrier

That's one:
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-18 10:49:59 PM
That should teach never to go out in public.
 
2013-01-18 10:50:27 PM

Indubitably: Indubitably: Indubitably: Fano: Weaver95: well at least he didn't use a gun.  progress at last!

That's schwe

To use a gun is sort of girly.

What if?

P.S. I don't need a gun to execute my will if necessary, you? Will doesn't need violence to execute, does it either? Will can be nonviolent. Willing is learning in disguise...

P.P.S. Unless you threaten my family...then will becomes violence...deviolence.


Your manifesto...my will is to read it. Undisguise.
 
2013-01-18 10:50:53 PM

nmemkha: What's with all the "Surprise!" murders lately?


Peruse the FBI crime reports. Violence is actually way down. And what there is, is mostly being committed by a very small demographic. Neither of those things make the news. The former because it isn't sensational, and the latter because it isn't PC.
 
2013-01-18 10:51:37 PM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: Kinda of interesting as far as the "no guns then psychos will kill with other weapons" argument


Not really.

Stabbed in the chest a dozen times, and she survives.

SHOT in the chest a dozen times? This baby has no mother.
 
2013-01-18 10:57:01 PM
Good thing she was wearing those lung protectors.
 
2013-01-18 10:57:44 PM
I have a manifesto. It's really big and the ladies love it.

1000 pages and all it's about my plans to repopulate the world with rich vampires and werewolves who like to take middle aged housewives shopping in Paris and make steamy love to them in Mediterranean villas and then talk about their feelings.

I call it PORN HAS A BETTER PLOT THAN THIS DRIVEL! 2 (y'know, so I can get a big advance to write the prequel.)
 
2013-01-18 10:57:56 PM
It's a shame. He comes from a good home.

www.billclarkhomes.com
 
2013-01-18 10:58:13 PM

atomicmask: signaljammer: The statement that there are other ways to commit mayhem than guns, therefore gun control is irrelevant is specious. Guns are a way for the low-functional to commit mayhem. If electrical engineers and chemical engineers were all that wont to commit mayhem there wouldn't be much world left.

Also, the interjection of anti-gun control screeds at every turn is wearyingly tendentious.

Yeah guns are so easy to create mayhem right? I mean, when someone sees someone carrying a carbine or rifle around down the street they don't instantly call the cops or nothin...or if someone starts brandishing a handgun in public it doesn't lead to the public monitoring the individual and calling the police...

There are far, far far, far easier ways to kill and create chaos then a noisey attention getter.



I suppose we should count ourselves fortunate that most folks with brains + imagination + determinationare focused on things other than mayhem.

/So far
 
2013-01-18 10:58:39 PM

Maestro1701: Contrabulous Flabtraption: Kinda of interesting as far as the "no guns then psychos will kill with other weapons" argument

Not really.

Stabbed in the chest a dozen times, and she survives.

SHOT in the chest a dozen times? This baby has no mother.


Hit by a car once going 60 the baby has no mother...

Fallen from a 12 story building once the baby has no mother

Drink poison once the baby has no mother...
 
2013-01-18 10:59:21 PM
and people wonder why i think we should be focusing on mental health more then the weapons of the deranged. If they weren't crazy they'd not be doing crazy things.
 
2013-01-18 10:59:51 PM
Anyone know all the lyrics to Kumbayah?
Meet at the front of the barn.

ANyone else.
Go behind and watch 2 4 cent bullets put us all at peace of mind.
 
2013-01-18 11:01:05 PM

atomicmask: Infernalist: atomicmask: Infernalist: 1) If he'd had a gun, this story would be about a woman's senseless death.

2) Another sign that our mental health system is in desperate need of being burnt to the ground and built back from the ground up.

3) The jokers making snarky comments about 'ban knives!' are unintentionally making the point that knives are inherently less dangerous than guns.

Most people who are shot survive. If she had a gun, she might not had been stabbed at all..

I agree, the mental health system is the failure.

So, her attacker, having the time and leisure to stab her 12+ times, probably wouldn't have killed her with a gun in the same amount of time.

Right. Maybe the gun would backfire and kill him instead. See? Guns SAVE PEOPLE.

farking jackhole

I like how you are so upset you insult rather then debate, It really speaks loads about the caliber of your argument.


If you'd stop using retarded logic, I wouldn't have to.
 
2013-01-18 11:02:02 PM

Indubitably: To label carefully


are you going to start arguing with yourself again?

do you at least restrain yourself from assaulting yourself when you do that?
 
2013-01-18 11:02:55 PM

WhippingBoy: Indubitably: Indubitably: Fano: Weaver95: well at least he didn't use a gun.  progress at last!

That's schwe

To use a gun is sort of girly.

What if?

P.S. I don't need a gun to execute my will if necessary, you? Will doesn't need violence to execute, does it either? Will can be nonviolent. Willing is learning in disguise...

What are you on, man?


You know...I've been wondering that for awhile myself. I have him Fav'd as:

Indubitably (favorite: I'll have what he's having. Whatever it is. And make it a double.")
 
2013-01-18 11:03:10 PM

FriarReb98: How the fark was he not locked up tight once he farking burned up a cat??  See, THIS is exactly the kind of shiat that's been the hushed topic in all these gun threads!  Guy's obviously farked in the head and we just let him go free?   What kind of farked up psychiatric system is that??


One that's created at liberal academic institutions. Hooray for understanding!
 
2013-01-18 11:03:41 PM

Indubitably: Nope.Just you, apparently...


well, this is awkward
 
2013-01-18 11:04:06 PM

doglover: Back in December, Haynes was charged with animal cruelty for setting a cat on fire

And people doubt me when I say you should just hang people who are cruel to animals. Anyone who can abuse an animal is evil and prefers helpless victims. They will always escalate their cruelty. We don't need them.


fromtheleft.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-18 11:04:07 PM
92. The name of the weapon shop is not "Bloodbath and Beyond"

/Oldie but a goody
 
2013-01-18 11:04:55 PM

atomicmask: There are far, far far, far easier ways to kill and create chaos then a noisey attention getter.


It's still a popular choice.

extras.mnginteractive.comtimenewsfeed.files.wordpress.comstatic.guim.co.ukwww.gannett-cdn.com
 
2013-01-18 11:07:02 PM

Infernalist: atomicmask: Infernalist: atomicmask: Infernalist: 1) If he'd had a gun, this story would be about a woman's senseless death.

2) Another sign that our mental health system is in desperate need of being burnt to the ground and built back from the ground up.

3) The jokers making snarky comments about 'ban knives!' are unintentionally making the point that knives are inherently less dangerous than guns.

Most people who are shot survive. If she had a gun, she might not had been stabbed at all..

I agree, the mental health system is the failure.

So, her attacker, having the time and leisure to stab her 12+ times, probably wouldn't have killed her with a gun in the same amount of time.

Right. Maybe the gun would backfire and kill him instead. See? Guns SAVE PEOPLE.

farking jackhole

I like how you are so upset you insult rather then debate, It really speaks loads about the caliber of your argument.

If you'd stop using retarded logic, I wouldn't have to.


Explain what is retarded about my logic, plus yet another insult..you are shiat at this.
 
2013-01-18 11:08:05 PM
Uncool story bro time...

We used to have a down-and-out family that we rented a one-bedroom shack to on our property. The dad was brain damaged (car wreck), the mom was 400+ lbs., and the son was actually named (on his birth certificate) Flash Gordon.

They had a bunch of feral cats living near their cottage, and once one would catch a bird, Flash would somehow get it away from the cat and chop its head off, just tossing it under the house for the cats to eat. This happened numerous times as we would watch through binoculars. The kittens the cats would have? He would throw them all on their roof. When the family was out of the house (they walked everywhere), we would go and rescue the kittens and then get back to the house and see what was going to happen next.

We got them out after about a month, with 5-6 cop calls to their place during that short time-frame.

I'm still amazed I haven't seen his name on the national news yet, and that was 25 years ago.
 
2013-01-18 11:08:50 PM
Fact of the day. Black Males between 18 and 49 commit over half of all murders in the US.

Shouldn't Obama do something about that?
 
2013-01-18 11:09:20 PM

Indubitably: Not really.


if you insist
 
2013-01-18 11:10:23 PM

gja: Wiseass: 52 comments and not one about "smoking hot blonde"?

I am disappoint..

You have a valid point. I was too lazy to look, but yeah, she's not bad at all.
I would gladly impale her on something I have in (or, at least near) my pockets.

/i will now go collect my arm-punch from my lady for being a piggy-boy


Just an arm punch? I think you deserve at least a cock punch for such 7th grade humor.
 
2013-01-18 11:10:49 PM

doglover: Back in December, Haynes was charged with animal cruelty for setting a cat on fire

And people doubt me when I say you should just hang people who are cruel to animals. Anyone who can abuse an animal is evil and prefers helpless victims. They will always escalate their cruelty. We don't need them.


I love burgers
 
2013-01-18 11:11:33 PM

juvandy: When these crazy farks are caught, instead of plastering their name/photos all over the internet, can't we just enforce their right to a speedy trial and, if convicted, start drawing/quartering them, while keeping their names anonymous?


farkING THIS!!!!
 
2013-01-18 11:13:00 PM
Why was the perp out of jail? Hopefully this time he leaves horizontally. In a box.
 
2013-01-18 11:13:57 PM
...just in time for Caturslay?

/yuck
 
2013-01-18 11:15:29 PM

Indubitably: P.S. In RL I am not awkward, you?


yes and or no
 
2013-01-18 11:16:01 PM

atomicmask: Infernalist: atomicmask: Infernalist: atomicmask: Infernalist: 1) If he'd had a gun, this story would be about a woman's senseless death.

2) Another sign that our mental health system is in desperate need of being burnt to the ground and built back from the ground up.

3) The jokers making snarky comments about 'ban knives!' are unintentionally making the point that knives are inherently less dangerous than guns.

Most people who are shot survive. If she had a gun, she might not had been stabbed at all..

I agree, the mental health system is the failure.

So, her attacker, having the time and leisure to stab her 12+ times, probably wouldn't have killed her with a gun in the same amount of time.

Right. Maybe the gun would backfire and kill him instead. See? Guns SAVE PEOPLE.

farking jackhole

I like how you are so upset you insult rather then debate, It really speaks loads about the caliber of your argument.

If you'd stop using retarded logic, I wouldn't have to.

Explain what is retarded about my logic, plus yet another insult..you are shiat at this.


It's not an insult, it's a descriptive term. Your logic is retarded. Do you see how that works?

See, your logic is: Most gunshot victims don't die. You're implying that the victim probably wouldn't have died if the attacker had had a gun instead of a knife.

Which is farking retarded. Because the attacker had the time and leisure to stab her 12+ times before being stopped or getting bored and walking away.

And in that time, you think he wouldn't have had time to shoot her enough times to kill her. Or maybe he'd be so bad of a shot that she might have simply not bled out. Maybe he'd close his eyes and blindly blast away, or maybe the gun would have exploded in his hand.

This is why your logic is retarded. Guns make killing EASIER, and yet you think that the lady wouldn't have been killed by the attacker if he'd had the same amount of time and opportunity to get on top of her.

This is why your logic is retarded. And, by connection, anyone advocating it is equally retarded.
 
2013-01-18 11:16:08 PM

stirfrybry: juvandy: When these crazy farks are caught, instead of plastering their name/photos all over the internet, can't we just enforce their right to a speedy trial and, if convicted, start drawing/quartering them, while keeping their names anonymous?

farkING THIS!!!!


Indeed!!1!1!! More ignorance for all!!1!
 
2013-01-18 11:16:44 PM

doglover: And people doubt me when I say you should just hang people who are cruel to animals. Anyone who can abuse an animal is evil and prefers helpless victims. They will always escalate their cruelty. We don't need them.


I agree with you in principle, but what age groups do you want to apply this to? Some psychopaths start abusing animals fairly early on in their lives.
 
2013-01-18 11:17:01 PM

Vectron: Fact of the day. Black Males between 18 and 49 commit over half of all murders in the US.

Shouldn't Obama do something about that?



He is.

He's working to ban the weapons that these folks almost never use to commit their crimes.

What more could you ask?
 
2013-01-18 11:19:31 PM
I am completely joking here, because all these 'ban knives' people sound like suuuuuch idiots when the victim is (hopefully!) going to live, but:

Can we just ban men? Because I know that women DO bad things, but all of these random acts of violence are men.
 
2013-01-18 11:19:56 PM

ski9600: Amos Quito: [o3.aolcdn.com image 242x203]


Here stands Mr. Tyrick Haynes
Once was free, but now in chains
Went to PetCo, burned a Tabby
Then came back and got all Stabby

Things like this are just the Shiats
Let's blame the objects - ike the Brits
Ban guns and knives and aerosols
They'll jab you with your parasol

Yes, this is correct. If guns are banned and confiscated then the killers focus on the next most lethal weapon. So the question before the U.S.A right now is "If it came down to some random act of violence in a public place, would you rather be shot and killed or stabbed and killed"?


Would you rather be defenseless, or would you rather be armed and possibly be able to defend yourself?

Simple question, but i'm sure you'll have trouble with it
 
2013-01-18 11:20:40 PM

Indubitably: JDJoeE: Why was the perp out of jail? Hopefully this time he leaves horizontally. In a box.

To wish death on another invites same. That is all.

Quit it.



Oh c'mon, Indub.

No one here gets out alive.

You know that.
 
2013-01-18 11:21:06 PM

Amos Quito: Vectron: Fact of the day. Black Males between 18 and 49 commit over half of all murders in the US.

Shouldn't Obama do something about that?


He is.

He's working to ban the weapons that these folks almost never use to commit their crimes.

What more could you ask?



I'm sure it's good enough for government work

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-18 11:22:37 PM

Infernalist: atomicmask: Infernalist: atomicmask: Infernalist: atomicmask: Infernalist: 1) If he'd had a gun, this story would be about a woman's senseless death.

2) Another sign that our mental health system is in desperate need of being burnt to the ground and built back from the ground up.

3) The jokers making snarky comments about 'ban knives!' are unintentionally making the point that knives are inherently less dangerous than guns.

Most people who are shot survive. If she had a gun, she might not had been stabbed at all..

I agree, the mental health system is the failure.

So, her attacker, having the time and leisure to stab her 12+ times, probably wouldn't have killed her with a gun in the same amount of time.

Right. Maybe the gun would backfire and kill him instead. See? Guns SAVE PEOPLE.

farking jackhole

I like how you are so upset you insult rather then debate, It really speaks loads about the caliber of your argument.

If you'd stop using retarded logic, I wouldn't have to.

Explain what is retarded about my logic, plus yet another insult..you are shiat at this.

It's not an insult, it's a descriptive term. Your logic is retarded. Do you see how that works?

See, your logic is: Most gunshot victims don't die. You're implying that the victim probably wouldn't have died if the attacker had had a gun instead of a knife.

Which is farking retarded. Because the attacker had the time and leisure to stab her 12+ times before being stopped or getting bored and walking away.

And in that time, you think he wouldn't have had time to shoot her enough times to kill her. Or maybe he'd be so bad of a shot that she might have simply not bled out. Maybe he'd close his eyes and blindly blast away, or maybe the gun would have exploded in his hand.

This is why your logic is retarded. Guns make killing EASIER, and yet you think that the lady wouldn't have been killed by the attacker if he'd had the same amount of time and opportunity to get on top of her.

This is why yo ...


Your logic is retarded also, let me tell you why..

You think guns are used only in aggressive kills, a weapon used only by perpetrators and violent offenders only out to take lives, without accepting the fact that if SHE had possessed a weapon, her life might have NEVER been in danger.. there have been countless examples of guns being used for defense and working with both sides coming out alive and unharmed.

You have this irrational fear of guns as if they just start flying about the room, shooting and killing everyone in sight. 95% of gunshot victims survive. Guns make killing easier, but they also make DEFENDING YOURSELF EASIER. its a double sided sword that you are ignoring. The fact that violent criminals will NOT disappear with the disappearance of firearms is evident with this very article, they would simply go to knives, bats, or other methods..However, defense of ones self requires little strength with a gun. A 80 year old grandmother can hold off a 6 foot 250 pound attacker with a handgun...with a knife do you believe it would be equally possible?
 
2013-01-18 11:24:37 PM

thisisyourbrainonFark: stirfrybry: juvandy: When these crazy farks are caught, instead of plastering their name/photos all over the internet, can't we just enforce their right to a speedy trial and, if convicted, start drawing/quartering them, while keeping their names anonymous?

farkING THIS!!!!

Indeed!!1!1!! More ignorance for all!!1!


Yeah, that makes sense. Give the crazy dude the attention he sought.

You're not too bright, are you?
 
2013-01-18 11:24:54 PM

atomicmask: The fact that violent criminals will NOT disappear with the disappearance of firearms is evident with this very article,


home.comcast.net
 
2013-01-18 11:25:52 PM

Civil_War2_Time: Uncool story bro time...

We used to have a down-and-out family that we rented a one-bedroom shack to on our property. The dad was brain damaged (car wreck), the mom was 400+ lbs., and the son was actually named (on his birth certificate) Flash Gordon.

They had a bunch of feral cats living near their cottage, and once one would catch a bird, Flash would somehow get it away from the cat and chop its head off, just tossing it under the house for the cats to eat. This happened numerous times as we would watch through binoculars. The kittens the cats would have? He would throw them all on their roof. When the family was out of the house (they walked everywhere), we would go and rescue the kittens and then get back to the house and see what was going to happen next.

We got them out after about a month, with 5-6 cop calls to their place during that short time-frame.

I'm still amazed I haven't seen his name on the national news yet, and that was 25 years ago.


That's because he saved all of us when he went to planet Mongo.
 
2013-01-18 11:28:12 PM

James F. Campbell: atomicmask: The fact that violent criminals will NOT disappear with the disappearance of firearms is evident with this very article,

[home.comcast.net image 600x460]


And you discredited what with that graph?
 
2013-01-18 11:30:44 PM

Vectron: Amos Quito: Vectron: Fact of the day. Black Males between 18 and 49 commit over half of all murders in the US.

Shouldn't Obama do something about that?


He is.

He's working to ban the weapons that these folks almost never use to commit their crimes.

What more could you ask?


I'm sure it's good enough for government work

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 800x534]


I love when people give me the "GUBMENT does nothing right!" line as they sit on their flame retardant bed, using the government developed internet, watching tv overseen by our government, taking some meds the government deemed safe and effective, and they just have a lovely steak the government set a health standard for. Meanwhile, they can go outside without choking from smog. Oh, let me mention that when you shiat out your steak it doesn't just sit down the street where everyone goes to shiat, it is taken to a treatment facility ran and regulated by the government. And you've never had dysentery or cholera because the government is successfully cleaning and testing your water.

But continue to complain that our government does everything wrong. Please. Go on. maybe another google image search could prove your point!
 
2013-01-18 11:31:43 PM

stirfrybry: thisisyourbrainonFark: stirfrybry: juvandy: When these crazy farks are caught, instead of plastering their name/photos all over the internet, can't we just enforce their right to a speedy trial and, if convicted, start drawing/quartering them, while keeping their names anonymous?

farkING THIS!!!!

Indeed!!1!1!! More ignorance for all!!1!

Yeah, that makes sense. Give the crazy dude the attention he sought.

You're not too bright, are you?


I know, right? Fark the facts. The less known the better.
 
2013-01-18 11:31:55 PM
Headline is a winner!  Well done...
 
2013-01-18 11:32:43 PM

atomicmask: Your logic is retarded

[...], let me tell you why..


I think I just found a nym for my new alt.
 
2013-01-18 11:34:00 PM

Gyrfalcon: However, I have to ask why the Daily Fail felt the need to hyperemphasize that the woman was stabbed a DOZEN times in their headline. Is it that ten would have been okay, or implying that it was one short of instant death? Or just that all their writers are on speed?


Just eleven times wouldn't be cool. Look at all the trouble Subway is in...
 
2013-01-18 11:34:51 PM
Fano

My hometown (and folks) might be safer if he DID go to Mongo.

I hadn't thought about him in decades, but I just did a google search for him, and he's still in my hometown as a newspaper "courier" at age 41.

Uh-oh.
 
2013-01-18 11:35:55 PM
Executive Action needed to ban or control:
a) knives
b) mothers
c) black people
d) bed bath and beyonds
e) babies
f) a dozen of anything
g) cats
h) all of the above

If you guessed (e), you're wrong... That's already being controlled.
 
2013-01-18 11:38:03 PM

RandomRandom: A psychiatric system? Because the Republicans deemed that a "Social Program" and reduced it to rubble.

Most mass shooters, most random psychos like this nutjob would probably have been in a psychiatric system, if we still had one, we don't.

/Thanks Republicans!



That is a lie.


Link

Link


/Please stop repeating lies
 
2013-01-18 11:39:43 PM
Micheal Keaton seen inconsolable
 
2013-01-18 11:40:37 PM
I was expecting this thread to be full of people using this as justification for carrying guns.
And it delivered. Gun fanatics are up there with a homeless guy looking for his next drink when it comes to justifying their hobby. Logic has no part in it.
 
2013-01-18 11:41:32 PM
This is why you should be careful in the Beyond section.
 
2013-01-18 11:41:36 PM

Gyrfalcon: However, I have to ask why the Daily Fail felt the need to hyperemphasize that the woman was stabbed a DOZEN times in their headline. Is it that ten would have been okay, or implying that it was one short of instant death? Or just that all their writers are on speed?


First statement: no, you don't.
The rest: thank you for trying to add to the discussion, but your noise is oise. adults are talking.


/ps
Sure you didn't ask the same question when they reported how many rounds were fired at Sandy Hook or Colorado.
 
2013-01-18 11:41:57 PM

Amos Quito: Indubitably: JDJoeE: Why was the perp out of jail? Hopefully this time he leaves horizontally. In a box.

To wish death on another invites same. That is all.

Quit it.


Oh c'mon, Indub.

No one here gets out alive.

You know that.


DOA?
 
2013-01-18 11:42:03 PM

whatshisname: I was expecting this thread to be full of people using this as justification for carrying guns.
And it delivered. Gun fanatics are up there with a homeless guy looking for his next drink when it comes to justifying their hobby. Logic has no part in it.


Guy walks down street carrying groceries in his hands
Drops them
Someone suggests he use a bag

GOD DAMN BAG FANATICS TRYING TO JUSTIFY THEIR HOBBY

Who would have thought that if someone is hurt or made a victim someone would suggest personal defense weapons?!
 
2013-01-18 11:43:07 PM

James F. Campbell: atomicmask: The fact that violent criminals will NOT disappear with the disappearance of firearms is evident with this very article,

[home.comcast.net image 600x460]


There is no correlation between countries where people have firearms and where they don't and violence in them. The amount of violence is independent of what tools are available to carry it out.

Furthermore consider Pao Ching-yen's observation that institutionalized violence by the state generates imitative violence by the people. If that is true, firearms would be irrelevant to the level of violence.
 
2013-01-18 11:43:18 PM

illannoyin: RandomRandom: A psychiatric system? Because the Republicans deemed that a "Social Program" and reduced it to rubble.

Most mass shooters, most random psychos like this nutjob would probably have been in a psychiatric system, if we still had one, we don't.

/Thanks Republicans!


That is a lie.


Link

Link


/Please stop repeating lies


THIS

/lib lies are lib lies
 
2013-01-18 11:43:33 PM

doglover: Back in December, Haynes was charged with animal cruelty for setting a cat on fire

And people doubt me when I say you should just hang people who are cruel to animals. Anyone who can abuse an animal is evil and prefers helpless victims. They will always escalate their cruelty. We don't need them.


I am no animal abuser, but this is complete bullshiat.
 
2013-01-18 11:43:47 PM

Civil_War2_Time: Fano

My hometown (and folks) might be safer if he DID go to Mongo.

I hadn't thought about him in decades, but I just did a google search for him, and he's still in my hometown as a newspaper "courier" at age 41.

Uh-oh.


Hawkmen DIEEEEEEE!
 
2013-01-18 11:45:52 PM

atomicmask: if SHE had possessed a weapon, her life might have NEVER been in danger..


Or this lunatic stabs her anyway AND NOW HE'S GOT A GUN.

"Haynes allegedly rushed upon Kerri Dalton, 29, with no warning as she pushed her son's stroller through the store"

What's your thinking here? She's pushing a stroller with gun in her hand? She's shooting anyone who gets within three feet of her?

Here's the biggest problem. Most people are irresponsible assholes who do enough damage already. Guns just increase that capability.
 
2013-01-18 11:46:37 PM

atomicmask: Who would have thought that if someone is hurt or made a victim someone would suggest personal defense weapons?!


I'd suggest living somewhere where you're less likely to be shot, but hey that's just me.
 
2013-01-18 11:47:50 PM

Indubitably: megarian: Amos Quito: Indubitably: JDJoeE: Why was the perp out of jail? Hopefully this time he leaves horizontally. In a box.

To wish death on another invites same. That is all.

Quit it.


Oh c'mon, Indub.

No one here gets out alive.

You know that.

DOA?

Not me, mosquitey, you?

To snikty


When you comment, I "tehehe".

... And Wolverine had nothing to
do with this?
 
2013-01-18 11:48:27 PM

OscarTamerz: [o3.aolcdn.com image 242x203]
It sure is a good thing she didn't have a gun to defend herself with otherwise there might have been another terrible, racist miscarriage of justice like with poor Trayvon Martin.

[sadhillnews.com image 547x410]


Just call them both "ni**ers", since that's what you're sheepishly trying to indicate.
 
2013-01-18 11:49:18 PM
The trouble with serial killers these days is they all want their Lifetime movie right farking now.
 
2013-01-18 11:50:12 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: Back in December, Haynes was charged with animal cruelty for setting a cat on fire

Um...WHY THE FARK WAS THIS GUY OUT ON BAIL?


I did some searching into New Jersey animal cruelty laws, and like many states, the laws are pretty lax. There are two levels of animal cruelty:
'normal' Cruelty to Animals is simply a Disorderly Persons offense with a fine of $250-1000 and up to 6 months imprisonment
Aggravate Cruelty to Animals is a 4th degree felony crime with a max punishment of $1000 and/or 18 months in prison.

I wouldn't be surprised if they only gave him the Disorderly Persons charge.
Source: pdf file

//Good news Dakotans, you're the only two states I know of where there is no felony statue for cruelty to animals.
 
2013-01-18 11:51:27 PM

Fano: Civil_War2_Time: Fano

My hometown (and folks) might be safer if he DID go to Mongo.

I hadn't thought about him in decades, but I just did a google search for him, and he's still in my hometown as a newspaper "courier" at age 41.

Uh-oh.

Hawkmen DIEEEEEEE!


I have to admit, that movie was entertaining back then as a teen. Probably the hot chick with the sexy accent.
 
2013-01-18 11:51:28 PM

Amos Quito: Vectron: Fact of the day. Black Males between 18 and 49 commit over half of all murders in the US.

Shouldn't Obama do something about that?


He is.

He's working to ban the weapons that these folks almost never use to commit their crimes.

What more could you ask?


So closing the gunshow loophole won't basically shut down the way that the grand majority of guns get into criminal's hands?
 
2013-01-18 11:51:49 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: atomicmask: if SHE had possessed a weapon, her life might have NEVER been in danger..

Or this lunatic stabs her anyway AND NOW HE'S GOT A GUN.

"Haynes allegedly rushed upon Kerri Dalton, 29, with no warning as she pushed her son's stroller through the store"

What's your thinking here? She's pushing a stroller with gun in her hand? She's shooting anyone who gets within three feet of her?

Here's the biggest problem. Most people are irresponsible assholes who do enough damage already. Guns just increase that capability.


Yeah everyone is just an irresponsible asshole, thats why we have a population of around 50,000 in the united states because everyone is just constantly murdering one another!

Or you are a hyper emotional ass.

here is a news flash, you are not the only capable sane person in the world. The majority of people are very rational, calm, polite, and non-violent. The fact that you view many of your neighors as frothing at the mouth psychopaths says more about your mental instability then theirs.

Again your what if is not superior or more logical then mine. Again if she had the possibility of defense, it is still a better chance to not be stabbed to death then the complete lack of possibility of defense...and this article is proof of what would and DID happen without a gun.
 
2013-01-18 11:52:05 PM

Lumpmoose: mjoven1975: Obama needs to ban all knives immediately. I don't care if we have to cut meat with a spoon, we need to get dangerous knives off our streets!

No need.  She's alive.  The 24 Chinese stabbing victims all survived.  Knives clearly have nowhere near the capacity to kill as semi-automatic firearms, hence guns are in their own category.  But who knows, maybe with Obama's executive actions, we'll get some real research on that.


It's fine in your book as long as she's just mutilated and not dead? You people have a really farked up way of thinking. Do you not see that this is a mental illness problem that we need to take care of? The focus on the incremental banning of guns will only mean this type of thing happens MORE often, because YOU'RE NOT SOLVING THE PROBLEM, YOU'RE MASKING SYMPTOMS, and making it harder for people to defend themselves from these monsters.
 
2013-01-18 11:53:18 PM

whatshisname: atomicmask: Who would have thought that if someone is hurt or made a victim someone would suggest personal defense weapons?!

I'd suggest living somewhere where you're less likely to be shot, but hey that's just me.


I do live somewhere I am highly unlikely to be shot, it is coincidentally, the part of the state with the highest amount of registered gun owners. Funny that.
 
2013-01-18 11:54:05 PM
My baby din do nuffin'

He's turin' his life 'round an gettin his GED.
 
2013-01-18 11:55:12 PM

atomicmask: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: atomicmask: if SHE had possessed a weapon, her life might have NEVER been in danger..

Or this lunatic stabs her anyway AND NOW HE'S GOT A GUN.

"Haynes allegedly rushed upon Kerri Dalton, 29, with no warning as she pushed her son's stroller through the store"

What's your thinking here? She's pushing a stroller with gun in her hand? She's shooting anyone who gets within three feet of her?

Here's the biggest problem. Most people are irresponsible assholes who do enough damage already. Guns just increase that capability.

Yeah everyone is just an irresponsible asshole, thats why we have a population of around 50,000 in the united states because everyone is just constantly murdering one another!

Or you are a hyper emotional ass.

here is a news flash, you are not the only capable sane person in the world. The majority of people are very rational, calm, polite, and non-violent. The fact that you view many of your neighors as frothing at the mouth psychopaths says more about your mental instability then theirs.

Again your what if is not superior or more logical then mine. Again if she had the possibility of defense, it is still a better chance to not be stabbed to death then the complete lack of possibility of defense...and this article is proof of what would and DID happen without a gun.


Yup. She's alive and her kid was unharmed.
 
2013-01-18 11:56:22 PM

jonjr215: Headline is a winner!  Well done...


Ahem.

images1.wikia.nocookie.net
/hot like Michelle Pfeiffer
 
2013-01-18 11:56:28 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: atomicmask: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: atomicmask: if SHE had possessed a weapon, her life might have NEVER been in danger..

Or this lunatic stabs her anyway AND NOW HE'S GOT A GUN.

"Haynes allegedly rushed upon Kerri Dalton, 29, with no warning as she pushed her son's stroller through the store"

What's your thinking here? She's pushing a stroller with gun in her hand? She's shooting anyone who gets within three feet of her?

Here's the biggest problem. Most people are irresponsible assholes who do enough damage already. Guns just increase that capability.

Yeah everyone is just an irresponsible asshole, thats why we have a population of around 50,000 in the united states because everyone is just constantly murdering one another!

Or you are a hyper emotional ass.

here is a news flash, you are not the only capable sane person in the world. The majority of people are very rational, calm, polite, and non-violent. The fact that you view many of your neighors as frothing at the mouth psychopaths says more about your mental instability then theirs.

Again your what if is not superior or more logical then mine. Again if she had the possibility of defense, it is still a better chance to not be stabbed to death then the complete lack of possibility of defense...and this article is proof of what would and DID happen without a gun.

Yup. She's alive and her kid was unharmed.


And sliced up and stuck with two holes in her lungs with a long painful recovery.
 
2013-01-18 11:56:37 PM

bluedevil: NEDM


Yes.
 
2013-01-18 11:57:21 PM

WhippingBoy

DubyaHater: What will Obama say about this tragedy? Oh right, we only care about gun control in this country.

Think of the high score he could have gotten if only he had a Bushmaster.

Just like the bushmaster used at Sandy Hook huh?

Truth still eluding you.
 
2013-01-18 11:58:37 PM

namatad: AdolfOliverPanties: Back in December, Haynes was charged with animal cruelty for setting a cat on fire

Um...WHY THE FARK WAS THIS GUY OUT ON BAIL?

And IMO, $1 million bail right now is too little.  Luckily, this poor woman is stable, but her life is forever changed.  This asshole should have either NO bail allowed or something ridiculous, like a million, billion dollars.

my guess is that for certain crimes, state law requires that bail be set and 1 million is set as a "fair" but unreachable amount. 1 trillion would be impossible and therefore "might" be grounds for some kind of retarded appeal.

but in what way was this guy not a CLEAR and PRESENT danger to all humans?
bail should be denied


I bet in the old days this guy would have just "disappeared" into a patch of woods or a shallow grave at best. As sick and morbid as it sounds, I wonder how many more psychos are alive today because of a reduction in vigilante killings.
 
2013-01-18 11:58:39 PM
fugeeface
2013-01-18 10:02:46 PM

We need to immediately ban all knives over 2" in length and with more than one sharp edge. If we can save just ONE life, then it will be all worth it. No one needs a knife over 2", you can still cut whatever you need with a 2 inch knife.

You are a moron!

How many inches of blade do you think it takes to kill you? I have the answer idiot!

As many as they are willing to sport...jackass
 
2013-01-18 11:58:56 PM

BraveNewCheneyWorld: Do you not see that this is a mental illness problem that we need to take care of?


So, by that logic, the US has about 500% more mentally ill people than Canada? Why? Is there something in the water?
 
2013-01-18 11:59:13 PM

Indubitably: megarian: Indubitably: megarian: Amos Quito: Indubitably: JDJoeE: Why was the perp out of jail? Hopefully this time he leaves horizontally. In a box.

To wish death on another invites same. That is all.

Quit it.


Oh c'mon, Indub.

No one here gets out alive.

You know that.

DOA?

Not me, mosquitey, you?

To snikty

When you comment, I "tehehe".

... And Wolverine had nothing to
do with this?

You aren't real.


When you're right, you're right.
 
2013-01-18 11:59:38 PM

James F. Campbell: atomicmask: The fact that violent criminals will NOT disappear with the disappearance of firearms is evident with this very article,

[home.comcast.net image 600x460]


Unless the crime was committed by poison, all homicides were initiated with an assault, dearie. An "assault" is simply an act intended to cause the victim to be in apprehension of an imminent attack, OR an attempted battery; and you have to admit that any action preliminary to striking or touching the victim is going to be an assault.

So unless you slipped some arsenic into their elderberry wine, anything else you did before killing them was assault them, regardless of whether you killed them with a bazooka or a dish towel.
 
2013-01-18 11:59:42 PM

atomicmask: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: atomicmask: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: atomicmask: if SHE had possessed a weapon, her life might have NEVER been in danger..

Or this lunatic stabs her anyway AND NOW HE'S GOT A GUN.

"Haynes allegedly rushed upon Kerri Dalton, 29, with no warning as she pushed her son's stroller through the store"

What's your thinking here? She's pushing a stroller with gun in her hand? She's shooting anyone who gets within three feet of her?

Here's the biggest problem. Most people are irresponsible assholes who do enough damage already. Guns just increase that capability.

Yeah everyone is just an irresponsible asshole, thats why we have a population of around 50,000 in the united states because everyone is just constantly murdering one another!

Or you are a hyper emotional ass.

here is a news flash, you are not the only capable sane person in the world. The majority of people are very rational, calm, polite, and non-violent. The fact that you view many of your neighors as frothing at the mouth psychopaths says more about your mental instability then theirs.

Again your what if is not superior or more logical then mine. Again if she had the possibility of defense, it is still a better chance to not be stabbed to death then the complete lack of possibility of defense...and this article is proof of what would and DID happen without a gun.

Yup. She's alive and her kid was unharmed.

And sliced up and stuck with two holes in her lungs with a long painful recovery.


Wow, weapons-grade idiotic.
 
2013-01-19 12:00:55 AM

Vectron: doglover: Back in December, Haynes was charged with animal cruelty for setting a cat on fire

And people doubt me when I say you should just hang people who are cruel to animals. Anyone who can abuse an animal is evil and prefers helpless victims. They will always escalate their cruelty. We don't need them.

[fromtheleft.files.wordpress.com image 475x360]


Case in point.
 
2013-01-19 12:01:46 AM

Alonjar: fusillade762:
Contrabulous Flabtraption: Kinda of interesting as far as the "no guns then psychos will kill with other weapons" argument

Please note that the victim isn't dead.

Eighty something percent of all stabbings are fatal, vs only something like fifteen percent of shootings.

Your argument holds no weight.

/Its certainly easier to shoot 30 people than stab them though


Curious to know where you're getting those numbers. From what I can find the mortality rates of the two are nowhere near that.

According to a Harvard study (link provided below) about 65,000 people each year suffer gunshot wounds, but only about 30,000 die. So the answer in that context is, about 46 percent. However, that includes all gunshot wounds, not separated by whether it was an accident or an intentional crime, and about half of the 30,000 are intentional suicides. So some of the deaths may possibly be discounted, or maybe not, depending on what exactly you wanted to know. Discounting suicides, the rate then actually drops to 15,000 in 50,000, or 30%.

The Journal of Trauma (36:4 pp516-524) looked at all injury admissions
to a Seattle hospital over a six year period. The mortality rate for
gunshot wounds was 22% while that for stab wounds was 4%
. Even among
patients that survived, gunshot wounds were more serious -- the mean
cost of treatment for these patients was more than twice that for stab
wounds.


We see that mortalities for each pointed weapon are not significantly
different from mortalities for all pointed weapons, but that
mortalities for stab wounds are significantly less than mortalities from gun
shots
.
 
2013-01-19 12:01:49 AM

thisisyourbrainonFark: atomicmask: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: atomicmask: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: atomicmask: if SHE had possessed a weapon, her life might have NEVER been in danger..

Or this lunatic stabs her anyway AND NOW HE'S GOT A GUN.

"Haynes allegedly rushed upon Kerri Dalton, 29, with no warning as she pushed her son's stroller through the store"

What's your thinking here? She's pushing a stroller with gun in her hand? She's shooting anyone who gets within three feet of her?

Here's the biggest problem. Most people are irresponsible assholes who do enough damage already. Guns just increase that capability.

Yeah everyone is just an irresponsible asshole, thats why we have a population of around 50,000 in the united states because everyone is just constantly murdering one another!

Or you are a hyper emotional ass.

here is a news flash, you are not the only capable sane person in the world. The majority of people are very rational, calm, polite, and non-violent. The fact that you view many of your neighors as frothing at the mouth psychopaths says more about your mental instability then theirs.

Again your what if is not superior or more logical then mine. Again if she had the possibility of defense, it is still a better chance to not be stabbed to death then the complete lack of possibility of defense...and this article is proof of what would and DID happen without a gun.

Yup. She's alive and her kid was unharmed.

And sliced up and stuck with two holes in her lungs with a long painful recovery.

Wow, weapons-grade idiotic.


You are the type of twat that thinks being alive is equal to living...arn't you? I am sure you would wipe that mongo brow of yours in relief if you had a kid and he was stabbed and had his spinal cord split, but as long as he was alive its alright...things are fine!

Worse things then death, shiat head.
 
2013-01-19 12:03:00 AM

mjoven1975: Obama needs to ban all knives immediately. I don't care if we have to cut meat with a spoon, we need to get dangerous knives off our streets!


lifeissweet16.files.wordpress.com
That's even worse, because it's dull, you idiot!
 
2013-01-19 12:03:28 AM

atomicmask: And sliced up and stuck with two holes in her lungs with a long painful recovery.


So you're position is that, as sad as her injuries are, this is not a better result than 20 children and 6 adults dead. And therefore knifes should be covered by the same regulations as guns.

Really?
 
2013-01-19 12:03:58 AM

atomicmask: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: atomicmask: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: atomicmask: if SHE had possessed a weapon, her life might have NEVER been in danger..

Or this lunatic stabs her anyway AND NOW HE'S GOT A GUN.

"Haynes allegedly rushed upon Kerri Dalton, 29, with no warning as she pushed her son's stroller through the store"

What's your thinking here? She's pushing a stroller with gun in her hand? She's shooting anyone who gets within three feet of her?

Here's the biggest problem. Most people are irresponsible assholes who do enough damage already. Guns just increase that capability.

Yeah everyone is just an irresponsible asshole, thats why we have a population of around 50,000 in the united states because everyone is just constantly murdering one another!

Or you are a hyper emotional ass.

here is a news flash, you are not the only capable sane person in the world. The majority of people are very rational, calm, polite, and non-violent. The fact that you view many of your neighors as frothing at the mouth psychopaths says more about your mental instability then theirs.

Again your what if is not superior or more logical then mine. Again if she had the possibility of defense, it is still a better chance to not be stabbed to death then the complete lack of possibility of defense...and this article is proof of what would and DID happen without a gun.

Yup. She's alive and her kid was unharmed.

And sliced up and stuck with two holes in her lungs with a long painful recovery.


Please narrate for us the tale of how this woman, open carrying in a mall, gets a better outcome.
 
2013-01-19 12:04:24 AM
see, even if we make guns much much harder to get, crazies will still commit random acts of violence.

Of course, they may be limited to far fewer victims and the victims have a much much better chance of surviving but there must still be some sort of point in there somewhere
 
2013-01-19 12:04:30 AM
Ok WTF? Gun control issue aside (the reason this thread has so many comment's I assume), seriously WTF?
 
2013-01-19 12:05:37 AM

Farking Canuck: atomicmask: And sliced up and stuck with two holes in her lungs with a long painful recovery.

So you're position is that, as sad as her injuries are, this is not a better result than 20 children and 6 adults dead. And therefore knifes should be covered by the same regulations as guns.

Really?


No, my position is that PSYCHOPATHS are the cause of both events, not GUNS or KNIVES. A gun may make killing easier, but it makes DEFENSE easier also. It gives someone a chance to save themselves, instead of making sure that strength and youth are the deciding factors in life or death. Again no one has addressed how a 80 year old grandma is supposed to fight off a full grown man intent on slitting her throat without a gun.. With a gun she could again, be on equal grounds with the attacker. Without one it is her strength and speed vs the attackers..and she will lose everytime.
 
2013-01-19 12:05:50 AM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Yup. She's alive and her kid was unharmed.


Here you go again with your claim of psychic powers.

You really think he didn't kill her or her kid because he didn't have a gun? Is that what you're going with here? Most likely he didn't want to kill her, he wanted her to suffer.
 
2013-01-19 12:06:15 AM

whatshisname: So, by that logic, the US has about 500% more mentally ill people than Canada? Why? Is there something in the water?


Pop Canada: 35 M

Pop America: 350M

We should have a infinitely greater number of mentally ill people than Canada because there's only 35 million of them. That's less than one per hectare. Their crazy people probably run into the woods, or are driven there, and then die in the snow. Any is infinitely greater than none (for long).
 
2013-01-19 12:06:47 AM

OnlyM3: WhippingBoy

DubyaHater: What will Obama say about this tragedy? Oh right, we only care about gun control in this country.

Think of the high score he could have gotten if only he had a Bushmaster.
Just like the bushmaster used at Sandy Hook huh?

Truth still eluding you.


No...you.
 
2013-01-19 12:07:17 AM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: atomicmask: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: atomicmask: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: atomicmask: if SHE had possessed a weapon, her life might have NEVER been in danger..

Or this lunatic stabs her anyway AND NOW HE'S GOT A GUN.

"Haynes allegedly rushed upon Kerri Dalton, 29, with no warning as she pushed her son's stroller through the store"

What's your thinking here? She's pushing a stroller with gun in her hand? She's shooting anyone who gets within three feet of her?

Here's the biggest problem. Most people are irresponsible assholes who do enough damage already. Guns just increase that capability.

Yeah everyone is just an irresponsible asshole, thats why we have a population of around 50,000 in the united states because everyone is just constantly murdering one another!

Or you are a hyper emotional ass.

here is a news flash, you are not the only capable sane person in the world. The majority of people are very rational, calm, polite, and non-violent. The fact that you view many of your neighors as frothing at the mouth psychopaths says more about your mental instability then theirs.

Again your what if is not superior or more logical then mine. Again if she had the possibility of defense, it is still a better chance to not be stabbed to death then the complete lack of possibility of defense...and this article is proof of what would and DID happen without a gun.

Yup. She's alive and her kid was unharmed.

And sliced up and stuck with two holes in her lungs with a long painful recovery.

Please narrate for us the tale of how this woman, open carrying in a mall, gets a better outcome.


She is stabbed once, maybe 2-3 times before she realizes what is happens, another few times before she gets her gun out, and then the assault ends with her emptying her firearm into the gut of said attacker.

That really to hard to understand? Or did you think her shrieks of pain and terror is what made the guy stop stabbing faster then a bullet to the belly?
 
2013-01-19 12:07:24 AM

megarian: Indubitably: megarian: Indubitably: megarian: Amos Quito: Indubitably: JDJoeE: Why was the perp out of jail? Hopefully this time he leaves horizontally. In a box.

To wish death on another invites same. That is all.

Quit it.


Oh c'mon, Indub.

No one here gets out alive.

You know that.

DOA?

Not me, mosquitey, you?

To snikty

When you comment, I "tehehe".

... And Wolverine had nothing to
do with this?

You aren't real.

When you're right, you're right.


Indubitably!
 
2013-01-19 12:07:46 AM

whatshisname: BraveNewCheneyWorld: Do you not see that this is a mental illness problem that we need to take care of?

So, by that logic, the US has about 500% more mentally ill people than Canada? Why? Is there something in the water?


Or maybe, just maybe, we have similar amounts, adjusted for demographics, and do a piss poor job of taking care of them.. In case you didn't notice, we're pretty big on throwing the mentally ill into the streets, do you see that in Canada?
 
2013-01-19 12:08:09 AM

doglover: Pop Canada: 35 M

Pop America: 350M


My statistics were based on gun deaths per capita, not overall. 5x more in the US. Why?
 
2013-01-19 12:08:20 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com

The victim failed this basic rule. That aside, the goblin should never have been out. The judge that let him out should hang as well.
 
2013-01-19 12:08:59 AM

BraveNewCheneyWorld: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Yup. She's alive and her kid was unharmed.

Here you go again with your claim of psychic powers.

You really think he didn't kill her or her kid because he didn't have a gun? Is that what you're going with here? Most likely he didn't want to kill her, he wanted her to suffer.


That must be why he only stabbed her twelve times.
 
2013-01-19 12:09:07 AM

atomicmask: Lumpmoose: mjoven1975: Obama needs to ban all knives immediately. I don't care if we have to cut meat with a spoon, we need to get dangerous knives off our streets!

No need.  She's alive.  The 24 Chinese stabbing victims all survived.  Knives clearly have nowhere near the capacity to kill as semi-automatic firearms, hence guns are in their own category.  But who knows, maybe with Obama's executive actions, we'll get some real research on that.

NO, no, you are just being insensitive to the victims! HOW DARE YOU! Why do you hate the victims? You need to demand everyone in the world give up knives too. You don't NEED knives, you can just tear things apart with your hands if you need to..Who the hell actually USES or NEEDS COMBAT KNIVES.


The funny thing is, you think this parody makes gun-control advocates look stupid, and you're only half right. It's making someone look stupid, sure, but not the advocates of gun control.
 
2013-01-19 12:09:36 AM

doglover: xanadian: doglover: Back in December, Haynes was charged with animal cruelty for setting a cat on fire

And people doubt me when I say you should just hang people who are cruel to animals. Anyone who can abuse an animal is evil and prefers helpless victims. They will always escalate their cruelty. We don't need them.

I second this motion.

Can we set the perp on fire?

No. Too long.

7' of drop from 6' of hemp. Free them from our misery as soon as possible.


Am I the only one who sees a problem here...
 
2013-01-19 12:09:47 AM
We obviously need stricter knife control laws...
...then the spork murders will commence...
 
2013-01-19 12:11:05 AM

Zarquon's Flat Tire: Ok WTF? Gun control issue aside (the reason this thread has so many comment's I assume), seriously WTF?


Me too..

Weapon control? Seriously? Has this ever worked? Anywhere?!?!?
 
2013-01-19 12:11:52 AM

atomicmask: Farking Canuck: atomicmask: And sliced up and stuck with two holes in her lungs with a long painful recovery.

So you're position is that, as sad as her injuries are, this is not a better result than 20 children and 6 adults dead. And therefore knifes should be covered by the same regulations as guns.

Really?

No, my position is that PSYCHOPATHS are the cause of both events, not GUNS or KNIVES. A gun may make killing easier, but it makes DEFENSE easier also. It gives someone a chance to save themselves, instead of making sure that strength and youth are the deciding factors in life or death. Again no one has addressed how a 80 year old grandma is supposed to fight off a full grown man intent on slitting her throat without a gun.. With a gun she could again, be on equal grounds with the attacker. Without one it is her strength and speed vs the attackers..and she will lose everytime.


I've seen 80 year old women paying for their groceries, and I'm here to say that an attacker would have time to brush his teeth, iron his clothes, get his hair colored, grab a bite to eat and carve granny into itty bitty pieces of meat before she'd ever have a chance whip out a gun and shoot him.
 
2013-01-19 12:11:56 AM

doglover: Back in December, Haynes was charged with animal cruelty for setting a cat on fire

And people doubt me when I say you should just hang people who are cruel to animals. Anyone who can abuse an animal is evil and prefers helpless victims. They will always escalate their cruelty. We don't need them.


That is complete CRAP, you ignorant DUMBASS!

You need to get a brain and look at real evidence.

Jeffrey Dahmer tortured animals for years, and he turned out fine.
 
2013-01-19 12:12:20 AM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: BraveNewCheneyWorld: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Yup. She's alive and her kid was unharmed.

Here you go again with your claim of psychic powers.

You really think he didn't kill her or her kid because he didn't have a gun? Is that what you're going with here? Most likely he didn't want to kill her, he wanted her to suffer.

That must be why he only stabbed her twelve times.


And strangely, not in the heart or throat, the two places everyone knows to cut if you want someone dead. Give up.. you're not psychic so stop pretending you are. Hmm.. did he light a cat on fire because he wanted it dead.. or did he probably enjoy the suffering? Do people tend to follow patterns? Logic, how does it work?
 
2013-01-19 12:12:26 AM
Ouch. Originality, ZERO.  But I still laughed and didn't know the reference, so you get a 1 for "creative regurgitation."

thisisyourbrainonFark:
jonjr215: Headline is a winner!  Well done...

Ahem.

[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 627x480]
/hot like Michelle Pfeiffer
 
2013-01-19 12:13:32 AM

Gestankfaust: Weapon control? Seriously? Has this ever worked? Anywhere?!?!?


Yes. See: The rest of the Western world, where mass shootings happen every few years, rather than every Tuesday at 3pm.
 
2013-01-19 12:13:34 AM

atomicmask: Farking Canuck: atomicmask: And sliced up and stuck with two holes in her lungs with a long painful recovery.

So you're position is that, as sad as her injuries are, this is not a better result than 20 children and 6 adults dead. And therefore knifes should be covered by the same regulations as guns.

Really?

No, my position is that PSYCHOPATHS are the cause of both events, not GUNS or KNIVES. A gun may make killing easier, but it makes DEFENSE easier also. It gives someone a chance to save themselves, instead of making sure that strength and youth are the deciding factors in life or death. Again no one has addressed how a 80 year old grandma is supposed to fight off a full grown man intent on slitting her throat without a gun.. With a gun she could again, be on equal grounds with the attacker. Without one it is her strength and speed vs the attackers..and she will lose everytime.


So you are saying granny is going to be unable to get a license for a self defense weapon under the proposed legislation? Really??

From what I am reading, granny is just going to have to pass a background check. Does your granny have such a sordid past that she cannot get something for home defense? Or are you saying that she needs an AR-15 with a 30 round magazine??

Because this is what you are defending.
 
2013-01-19 12:14:05 AM

MrHappyRotter: atomicmask: Farking Canuck: atomicmask: And sliced up and stuck with two holes in her lungs with a long painful recovery.

So you're position is that, as sad as her injuries are, this is not a better result than 20 children and 6 adults dead. And therefore knifes should be covered by the same regulations as guns.

Really?

No, my position is that PSYCHOPATHS are the cause of both events, not GUNS or KNIVES. A gun may make killing easier, but it makes DEFENSE easier also. It gives someone a chance to save themselves, instead of making sure that strength and youth are the deciding factors in life or death. Again no one has addressed how a 80 year old grandma is supposed to fight off a full grown man intent on slitting her throat without a gun.. With a gun she could again, be on equal grounds with the attacker. Without one it is her strength and speed vs the attackers..and she will lose everytime.

I've seen 80 year old women paying for their groceries, and I'm here to say that an attacker would have time to brush his teeth, iron his clothes, get his hair colored, grab a bite to eat and carve granny into itty bitty pieces of meat before she'd ever have a chance whip out a gun and shoot him.


Link

Yeah, it never ever happens...

Care to explain how she would have defended herself from 4 attackers in said news story without a pistol?
 
2013-01-19 12:14:21 AM

atomicmask: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: atomicmask: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: atomicmask: if SHE had possessed a weapon, her life might have NEVER been in danger..

Or this lunatic stabs her anyway AND NOW HE'S GOT A GUN.

"Haynes allegedly rushed upon Kerri Dalton, 29, with no warning as she pushed her son's stroller through the store"

What's your thinking here? She's pushing a stroller with gun in her hand? She's shooting anyone who gets within three feet of her?

Here's the biggest problem. Most people are irresponsible assholes who do enough damage already. Guns just increase that capability.

Yeah everyone is just an irresponsible asshole, thats why we have a population of around 50,000 in the united states because everyone is just constantly murdering one another!

Or you are a hyper emotional ass.

here is a news flash, you are not the only capable sane person in the world. The majority of people are very rational, calm, polite, and non-violent. The fact that you view many of your neighors as frothing at the mouth psychopaths says more about your mental instability then theirs.

Again your what if is not superior or more logical then mine. Again if she had the possibility of defense, it is still a better chance to not be stabbed to death then the complete lack of possibility of defense...and this article is proof of what would and DID happen without a gun.

Yup. She's alive and her kid was unharmed.

And sliced up and stuck with two holes in her lungs with a long painful recovery.


*
Better than dead with NO HOPE of recovery...
 
2013-01-19 12:14:21 AM

Smeggy Smurf: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 500x330]

The victim failed this basic rule. That aside, the goblin should never have been out. The judge that let him out should hang as well.


Idiots cling to the false life of the media. Like you have done here...way to cling instead of knowing or having your own thoughts.
 
2013-01-19 12:14:27 AM

atomicmask: She is stabbed once, maybe 2-3 times before she realizes what is happens, another few times before she gets her gun out, and then the assault ends with her emptying her firearm into the gut of said attacker.


I don't think you've ever been stabbed and I'm starting to think you've never fired a weapon in your life.
 
2013-01-19 12:15:00 AM

atomicmask: MrHappyRotter: atomicmask: Farking Canuck: atomicmask: And sliced up and stuck with two holes in her lungs with a long painful recovery.

So you're position is that, as sad as her injuries are, this is not a better result than 20 children and 6 adults dead. And therefore knifes should be covered by the same regulations as guns.

Really?

No, my position is that PSYCHOPATHS are the cause of both events, not GUNS or KNIVES. A gun may make killing easier, but it makes DEFENSE easier also. It gives someone a chance to save themselves, instead of making sure that strength and youth are the deciding factors in life or death. Again no one has addressed how a 80 year old grandma is supposed to fight off a full grown man intent on slitting her throat without a gun.. With a gun she could again, be on equal grounds with the attacker. Without one it is her strength and speed vs the attackers..and she will lose everytime.

I've seen 80 year old women paying for their groceries, and I'm here to say that an attacker would have time to brush his teeth, iron his clothes, get his hair colored, grab a bite to eat and carve granny into itty bitty pieces of meat before she'd ever have a chance whip out a gun and shoot him.

Link

Yeah, it never ever happens...

Care to explain how she would have defended herself from 4 attackers in said news story without a pistol?


Yes.
 
2013-01-19 12:15:45 AM

Indubitably: To repeat honestly


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So I e'd anyway.
 
2013-01-19 12:15:59 AM

whatshisname: Gestankfaust: Weapon control? Seriously? Has this ever worked? Anywhere?!?!?

Yes. See: The rest of the Western world, where mass shootings happen every few years, rather than every Tuesday at 3pm.


and....you show here....where it has worked? Moron?
 
2013-01-19 12:16:12 AM

whatshisname: Gestankfaust: Weapon control? Seriously? Has this ever worked? Anywhere?!?!?

Yes. See: The rest of the Western world, where mass shootings happen every few years, rather than every Tuesday at 3pm.


Their demographics are also far different than ours. But just keep going with confirmation bias for your decision making, because guns are scary.
 
2013-01-19 12:16:46 AM

atomicmask: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: atomicmask: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: atomicmask: if SHE had possessed a weapon, her life might have NEVER been in danger..

Or this lunatic stabs her anyway AND NOW HE'S GOT A GUN.

"Haynes allegedly rushed upon Kerri Dalton, 29, with no warning as she pushed her son's stroller through the store"

What's your thinking here? She's pushing a stroller with gun in her hand? She's shooting anyone who gets within three feet of her?

Here's the biggest problem. Most people are irresponsible assholes who do enough damage already. Guns just increase that capability.

Yeah everyone is just an irresponsible asshole, thats why we have a population of around 50,000 in the united states because everyone is just constantly murdering one another!

Or you are a hyper emotional ass.

here is a news flash, you are not the only capable sane person in the world. The majority of people are very rational, calm, polite, and non-violent. The fact that you view many of your neighors as frothing at the mouth psychopaths says more about your mental instability then theirs.

Again your what if is not superior or more logical then mine. Again if she had the possibility of defense, it is still a better chance to not be stabbed to death then the complete lack of possibility of defense...and this article is proof of what would and DID happen without a gun.

Yup. She's alive and her kid was unharmed.

And sliced up and stuck with two holes in her lungs with a long painful recovery.


Better than dead with NO HOPE of recovery...
 
2013-01-19 12:17:13 AM

Gestankfaust: whatshisname: Gestankfaust: Weapon control? Seriously? Has this ever worked? Anywhere?!?!?

Yes. See: The rest of the Western world, where mass shootings happen every few years, rather than every Tuesday at 3pm.

and....you show here....where it has worked? Moron?


Australia, the UK....
 
2013-01-19 12:18:03 AM

BraveNewCheneyWorld: Their demographics are also far different than ours.


What do demographics have to do with it?
 
2013-01-19 12:18:14 AM

dopekitty74: Better than dead with NO HOPE of recovery...


It's going to be awesome when we find out he had a gun anyway.
 
2013-01-19 12:18:14 AM

dopekitty74: atomicmask: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: atomicmask: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: atomicmask: if SHE had possessed a weapon, her life might have NEVER been in danger..

Or this lunatic stabs her anyway AND NOW HE'S GOT A GUN.

"Haynes allegedly rushed upon Kerri Dalton, 29, with no warning as she pushed her son's stroller through the store"

What's your thinking here? She's pushing a stroller with gun in her hand? She's shooting anyone who gets within three feet of her?

Here's the biggest problem. Most people are irresponsible assholes who do enough damage already. Guns just increase that capability.

Yeah everyone is just an irresponsible asshole, thats why we have a population of around 50,000 in the united states because everyone is just constantly murdering one another!

Or you are a hyper emotional ass.

here is a news flash, you are not the only capable sane person in the world. The majority of people are very rational, calm, polite, and non-violent. The fact that you view many of your neighors as frothing at the mouth psychopaths says more about your mental instability then theirs.

Again your what if is not superior or more logical then mine. Again if she had the possibility of defense, it is still a better chance to not be stabbed to death then the complete lack of possibility of defense...and this article is proof of what would and DID happen without a gun.

Yup. She's alive and her kid was unharmed.

And sliced up and stuck with two holes in her lungs with a long painful recovery.

Better than dead with NO HOPE of recovery...


Or alive, with no cuts, and with a shot psychopath..

This is not an either or situation, it has several outcomes, the better outcomes however, come with possession of a firearm.
 
2013-01-19 12:19:19 AM
civilservant.files.wordpress.com

At least he didn't use a spoon.
 
2013-01-19 12:19:23 AM
"If I had a son, he'd look like Tyrick," Obama said. "When I think about this boy, I think about my own kids."

www.calwatchdog.com

www.hangthebankers.com

Well he does like to set things on fire doesn't he.
 
2013-01-19 12:19:52 AM
I'll just leave this here.
 
2013-01-19 12:20:23 AM

ciberido: mjoven1975: Obama needs to ban all knives immediately. I don't care if we have to cut meat with a spoon, we need to get dangerous knives off our streets!

[lifeissweet16.files.wordpress.com image 460x300]
That's even worse, because it's dull, you idiot!


Bugger, really should check before posting!
 
2013-01-19 12:20:42 AM

whatshisname: 5x more in the US. Why?


The Candians are poor shots.
 
2013-01-19 12:22:16 AM

atomicmask: Better than dead with NO HOPE of recovery...

Or alive, with no cuts, and with a shot psychopath..

This is not an either or situation, it has several outcomes, the better outcomes however, come with possession of a firearm.


So could worse ones. For example her firing wildly in a frightened panic and killing or wounding bystanders.
 
2013-01-19 12:22:38 AM

Nothing To See Here: Clean up on Aisle 12


Your comment wasn't that funny. I'll try to parse it.

On a scale of 1 to 10 (1 being the lease funny), I give it a 2.

For trying to sound funny, on a scale of one to ten (one being amateurish and ten being right on cue), I give you a 2.5.
 
2013-01-19 12:22:55 AM

MrHappyRotter: I'll just leave this here.


Yeah so? People also tend to buy guns when they feel their life is in danger. Correlation != causation.
 
2013-01-19 12:23:08 AM
By the way, can someone explain to me how it is that Americans seem to think their own personal safety and liberty is threatened if they don't guns, whereas Europeans, Canadians, Australians, New Zealanders, ... just about everyone else who lives in other stable democracies ... don't feel the same need?

Is it because Americans are pussies?
 
2013-01-19 12:23:48 AM

fusillade762: atomicmask: Better than dead with NO HOPE of recovery...

Or alive, with no cuts, and with a shot psychopath..

This is not an either or situation, it has several outcomes, the better outcomes however, come with possession of a firearm.

So could worse ones. For example her firing wildly in a frightened panic and killing or wounding bystanders.


Like her own child.
 
2013-01-19 12:24:08 AM

ansius: By the way, can someone explain to me how it is that Americans seem to think their own personal safety and liberty is threatened if they don't guns, whereas Europeans, Canadians, Australians, New Zealanders, ... just about everyone else who lives in other stable democracies ... don't feel the same need?

Is it because Americans are pussies?


Yes, we're pussies. Feel better? fark off troll.
 
2013-01-19 12:24:30 AM

LtDarkstar: Bloodbath and Beyond is the name of a Everquest 2 guild, I loved that name when I first saw it! Well played!


I used to see them in WoW too. first thing I thought of.
 
2013-01-19 12:24:53 AM

atomicmask: You are the type of twat that thinks being alive is equal to living...arn't you?


Nope. It's L-I-V-I-N

portabletv-media.s3.amazonaws.com
/hot like Ms. Posey
 
2013-01-19 12:26:12 AM
WHY IS THIS A GUN THREAD?

The dude lit a cat on fire. He should have been on death row for that, not loitering around a shopping center.
 
2013-01-19 12:26:21 AM

whatshisname: Gestankfaust: whatshisname: Gestankfaust: Weapon control? Seriously? Has this ever worked? Anywhere?!?!?

Yes. See: The rest of the Western world, where mass shootings happen every few years, rather than every Tuesday at 3pm.

and....you show here....where it has worked? Moron?

Australia, the UK....


Pardon...whilst I laugh
 
2013-01-19 12:26:32 AM

TOSViolation: doglover: Back in December, Haynes was charged with animal cruelty for setting a cat on fire

And people doubt me when I say you should just hang people who are cruel to animals. Anyone who can abuse an animal is evil and prefers helpless victims. They will always escalate their cruelty. We don't need them.

That is complete CRAP, you ignorant DUMBASS!

You need to get a brain and look at real evidence.

Jeffrey Dahmer tortured animals for years, and he turned out fine.


While it is true that most serial killers were abusive to animals as children, most people who have ever been abusive to an animal as a child don't turn out to be serial killers. While the bastard in TFA does not help me make my case, it is a common misconception, mostly made by people who are so socially inept that they prefer the companionship of animals to people, that anyone who abuses an animal will kill people.
 
2013-01-19 12:26:33 AM
Oh. This quickly became a gun control thread.

/I'm out
 
2013-01-19 12:28:27 AM

Gestankfaust: whatshisname: Gestankfaust: whatshisname: Gestankfaust: Weapon control? Seriously? Has this ever worked? Anywhere?!?!?

Yes. See: The rest of the Western world, where mass shootings happen every few years, rather than every Tuesday at 3pm.

and....you show here....where it has worked? Moron?

Australia, the UK....

Pardon...whilst I laugh


Perhaps.
If you'd like to explain why you're laughing.
 
2013-01-19 12:28:51 AM
If we had stricter gun control this would never have happened...

Seriously though, why was this animal back on the street after setting fire to a cat? Is that not a sure fire sign of mental illness right there?
 
2013-01-19 12:29:08 AM

ansius: By the way, can someone explain to me how it is that Americans seem to think their own personal safety and liberty is threatened if they don't guns, whereas Europeans, Canadians, Australians, New Zealanders, ... just about everyone else who lives in other stable democracies ... don't feel the same need?

Is it because Americans are pussies?


It's so we can overthrow our government if they... naw, can't type it with a straight face.

Of course we're also the only developed country without some form of universal health care and we have the highest incarceration rate in the world. Maybe these things are all related but I'm not sure how.
 
2013-01-19 12:30:27 AM

doglover: whatshisname: So, by that logic, the US has about 500% more mentally ill people than Canada? Why? Is there something in the water?

Pop Canada: 35 M

Pop America: 350M

We should have a infinitely greater number of mentally ill people than Canada because there's only 35 million of them. That's less than one per hectare. Their crazy people probably run into the woods, or are driven there, and then die in the snow. Any is infinitely greater than none (for long).


However the ones that survive their banishment into the woods emerge with the strength and determination of 10 men, and the crazy of 20 upside down shiat birds. They are the super crazy, Do you want that here in the U.S, do you? While you are in your heated home sitting in your Lazy-Boy eating chicken wings and getting fat and weak, they are squatting in some cave, surviving off of the carcasses of the weaker crazies, gaining their essence and getting stronger, faster and more crazy.

The Canadians so far have been able to contain them to places like Montreal because their numbers weren't as great as they would be in the U.S. But with our population size, the possible numbers of super crazies that would be created is staggering. It would start a humanitarian catastrophe of apocalyptic proportions. I ask you again sir, do you want that?

Now that I have said that, I think I will put down the beer and go to sleep.
 
2013-01-19 12:31:11 AM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: atomicmask: She is stabbed once, maybe 2-3 times before she realizes what is happens, another few times before she gets her gun out, and then the assault ends with her emptying her firearm into the gut of said attacker.

I don't think you've ever been stabbed and I'm starting to think you've never fired a weapon in your life.


I'm pretty sure of it.

People who say: "Why didn't the victim do X after he was hit/stabbed/shot--" have pretty much never been hit, stabbed or shot. Otherwise they'd know that after you get cut, the next five seconds are spent making sure your guts are still all inside your body, while your attacker cuts you another 14 times. Then you bleed out. Usually after that it's not possible to "get your gun out and empty it into your attacker."
 
2013-01-19 12:34:30 AM
Stop eating those gods damn bowls of tiny blue smegma-covered d!cks, you smurfing idiot.

What the hell is the matter with you, do you actually demand everyone in the country to need to undergo complete military training merely in order to live their perfectly ordinary civilian lives?

Is that how much of a frightened weak little worm you are?

The victim didn't "fail" ANYTHING. She was minding her own business going about a normal day shopping, harming no one, and this cat frying frakwit skinjob decided to put some
holes in her.

I'd say the gods damned PERP failed at being a human.
 
2013-01-19 12:37:32 AM

DanTheMan1024: doglover: xanadian: doglover: Back in December, Haynes was charged with animal cruelty for setting a cat on fire

And people doubt me when I say you should just hang people who are cruel to animals. Anyone who can abuse an animal is evil and prefers helpless victims. They will always escalate their cruelty. We don't need them.

I second this motion.

Can we set the perp on fire?

No. Too long.

7' of drop from 6' of hemp. Free them from our misery as soon as possible.

Am I the only one who sees a problem here...


When his ass hits the ground, his spine will shoot up through his skull.
 
2013-01-19 12:37:57 AM

Kittypie070: Stop eating those gods damn bowls of tiny blue smegma-covered d!cks, you smurfing idiot.

What the hell is the matter with you, do you actually demand everyone in the country to need to undergo complete military training merely in order to live their perfectly ordinary civilian lives?

Is that how much of a frightened weak little worm you are?

The victim didn't "fail" ANYTHING. She was minding her own business going about a normal day shopping, harming no one, and this cat frying frakwit skinjob decided to put some
holes in her.

I'd say the gods damned PERP failed at being a human.


You're supposed to use this for whatever political beliefs you have. You fail again.
 
2013-01-19 12:40:07 AM
You want these horrific incidents to stop? Then you gotta:

1) Get the maniacally homicidal institutionalized and keep them there.

2) Make sure the ones that slip past the safety net don't get firearms.

There was an incident maybe a year or two ago of a woman like this one standing in line in a store. And a fellow like this walks up and just stabs her to death. No link between offender and victim. Just out of the blue.
 
2013-01-19 12:41:00 AM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: Kinda of interesting as far as the "no guns then psychos will kill with other weapons" argument


No, not really. See, this: 

fugeeface: We need to immediately ban all knives over 2" in length and with more than one sharp edge. If we can save just ONE life, then it will be all worth it. No one needs a knife over 2", you can still cut whatever you need with a 2 inch knife.

was never a real argument (sorry, fugee, for picking on you; you just summed it up really well). The argument was never that  every single death would be prevented. It's that it's  easier, by a huge amount, to stop a killer with a knife than a killer with a gun. So it wouldn't solve killings, just put a huge dent in it.

/And again, sorry to pick on you, fugee, that just really was a great summary of your point.
 
2013-01-19 12:43:38 AM

muck4doo: Kittypie070: RAAAAAAHHHRRR!

You're supposed to use this for whatever political beliefs you have. You fail again.


What?

Go smoke an heirloom tomato before I smoke you, mucky.

Happy Fun Play Ball is not in a nice mood.
 
2013-01-19 12:44:12 AM

JungleBoogie: You want these horrific incidents to stop? Then you gotta:

1) Get the maniacally homicidal institutionalized and keep them there.

2) Make sure the ones that slip past the safety net don't get firearms.

There was an incident maybe a year or two ago of a woman like this one standing in line in a store. And a fellow like this walks up and just stabs her to death. No link between offender and victim. Just out of the blue.


That's Obama's America! Sure it didn't happen during Bush's America?
 
2013-01-19 12:44:47 AM
Overzealous Brazzers roper.
 
2013-01-19 12:44:56 AM
Subtard stole that phrase from The Simpsons.
 
2013-01-19 12:47:02 AM
It seems like this guy has developed some very anti-social behaviours. Torturing animals is usually a sign, but to randomly (I assume, from what I gathered from the article) stab someone numerous times confirms it.

The sad reality is that people who are anti-social are very unlikely to be rehabilitated. They have lost conscious, and lack any sort of empathy for their actions and what they cause to others. This is a mental illness which is most likely not curable, and it would be best to have him locked away in an insane asylum for the rest of his life.
 
2013-01-19 12:47:15 AM

Kittypie070: muck4doo: Kittypie070: RAAAAAAHHHRRR!

You're supposed to use this for whatever political beliefs you have. You fail again.

What?

Go smoke an heirloom tomato before I smoke you, mucky.

Happy Fun Play Ball is not in a nice mood.


So is that a political statement that you hate fruits? Yes, tomatoes are fruits. This may have all kinds of meanings.
 
2013-01-19 12:47:22 AM

Lumpmoose: mjoven1975: Obama needs to ban all knives immediately. I don't care if we have to cut meat with a spoon, we need to get dangerous knives off our streets!

No need.  She's alive.  The 24 Chinese stabbing victims all survived.  Knives clearly have nowhere near the capacity to kill as semi-automatic firearms, hence guns are in their own category.  But who knows, maybe with Obama's executive actions, we'll get some real research on that.



I got your research right here
Link
 
2013-01-19 12:49:48 AM

xanadian: doglover: Back in December, Haynes was charged with animal cruelty for setting a cat on fire

And people doubt me when I say you should just hang people who are cruel to animals. Anyone who can abuse an animal is evil and prefers helpless victims. They will always escalate their cruelty. We don't need them.

I second this motion.

Can we set the perp on fire?


I volunteer. I'll take on the karmic risk for this one. I have only one question - does it need to die all in one go, or can I light it on fire for a few days in a row?
 
2013-01-19 12:55:33 AM
Though I was not remotely impacted by this senseless random utterly-unpredictable yet still vanishingly-rare outburst of incipient insanity, I have instructed my attorneys to sue Bed, Bath, and Beyond for $16.4 million dollars for failing to provide at least two full-time, armed and body-armored security guards to patrol each and every one of their stores (my stores, really, since I go in there once in a while) during their entire public operating hours during ANY ONE of which I might have required a new spatula.

Enough is enough.
 
2013-01-19 12:55:59 AM

ongbok: However the ones that survive their banishment into the woods emerge with the strength and determination of 10 men, and the crazy of 20 upside down shiat birds. They are the super crazy, Do you want that here in the U.S, do you? While you are in your heated home sitting in your Lazy-Boy eating chicken wings and getting fat and weak, they are squatting in some cave, surviving off of the carcasses of the weaker crazies, gaining their essence and getting stronger, faster and more crazy.


media.comicvine.com
 
2013-01-19 12:56:46 AM

jst3p: TOSViolation: doglover: Back in December, Haynes was charged with animal cruelty for setting a cat on fire

And people doubt me when I say you should just hang people who are cruel to animals. Anyone who can abuse an animal is evil and prefers helpless victims. They will always escalate their cruelty. We don't need them.

That is complete CRAP, you ignorant DUMBASS!

You need to get a brain and look at real evidence.

Jeffrey Dahmer tortured animals for years, and he turned out fine.

While it is true that most serial killers were abusive to animals as children, most people who have ever been abusive to an animal as a child don't turn out to be serial killers. While the bastard in TFA does not help me make my case, it is a common misconception, mostly made by people who are so socially inept that they prefer the companionship of animals to people, that anyone who abuses an animal will kill people.


As I said upthread: torturing animals and setting fires are two of the hallmarks of budding serial killers. Wetting the bed is the third, which I wouldn't be surprised if this guy did as well.
 
2013-01-19 12:58:47 AM

Kittypie070: muck4doo: Kittypie070: RAAAAAAHHHRRR!

You're supposed to use this for whatever political beliefs you have. You fail again.

What?

Go smoke an heirloom tomato before I smoke you, mucky.

Happy Fun Play Ball is not in a nice mood.


Kitty Cash and Mr. Toitle send their greetings. They also said i better buy you a present.

:)
 
2013-01-19 01:00:30 AM
Was it an assault knife?
 
2013-01-19 01:01:59 AM

ansius: By the way, can someone explain to me how it is that Americans seem to think their own personal safety and liberty is threatened if they don't guns, whereas Europeans, Canadians, Australians, New Zealanders, ... just about everyone else who lives in other stable democracies ... don't feel the same need?

Is it because Americans are pussies?


No, it's because black people and mexicans haven't become the majority in Europe.... Aaaaand they use guns.
 
2013-01-19 01:02:45 AM
media.giantbomb.com

/torturing animals is a dead giveaway for psychopathy (key characteristic: a lack of empathy)
//get this scum out of here
 
2013-01-19 01:03:31 AM

Crewmannumber6: Was it an assault knife?


Assault knives are made of metal. You can get by with one made from obsidian. No one needs metal knives. Look at facts. How many people have been killed by metal knives versus obsidian ones over the last 50 years?
 
2013-01-19 01:08:08 AM

doyner: Pray 4 Mojo: he he he

Not when you read the article.  That sick fark also burned a cat alive.



Explosive anger outbursts, cruelty to animals. Add in "fascination with fire" and "wet the bed until she was 15" and you have a bonafide sociopath.
 
2013-01-19 01:11:58 AM

fusillade762: Contrabulous Flabtraption: Kinda of interesting as far as the "no guns then psychos will kill with other weapons" argument

Please note that the victim isn't dead.


I'm sure she doesn't enjoy being stabbed any better.
 
2013-01-19 01:14:53 AM

AdolfOliverPanties: Back in December, Haynes was charged with animal cruelty for setting a cat on fire

Um...WHY THE FARK WAS THIS GUY OUT ON BAIL?

And IMO, $1 million bail right now is too little.  Luckily, this poor woman is stable, but her life is forever changed.  This asshole should have either NO bail allowed or something ridiculous, like a million, billion dollars.


I first read the second sentence of the third paragraph as, "this poor woman is stabbable."
 
2013-01-19 01:16:17 AM

TOSViolation: doglover: Back in December, Haynes was charged with animal cruelty for setting a cat on fire

And people doubt me when I say you should just hang people who are cruel to animals. Anyone who can abuse an animal is evil and prefers helpless victims. They will always escalate their cruelty. We don't need them.

That is complete CRAP, you ignorant DUMBASS!

You need to get a brain and look at real evidence.

Jeffrey Dahmer tortured animals for years, and he turned out fine.


Heh. I get it!
 
2013-01-19 01:18:48 AM

doglover: Back in December, Haynes was charged with animal cruelty for setting a cat on fire

And people doubt me when I say you should just hang people who are cruel to animals. Anyone who can abuse an animal is evil and prefers helpless victims. They will always escalate their cruelty. We don't need them.


I'm with ya, buddy. I love my dog more than I do most people. It's unadulterated evil of monolithic and epic proportions. One of the huge warning signs of a murderer is cruelty to animals. Even sociopaths and psychopaths have a soft spot for animals and children. It's sad that this had to happen, but if one were to be positive it is the in the solace the baby was unharmed, she did survive, and now this monster is off the streets.
 
2013-01-19 01:19:19 AM

fusillade762: jst3p: TOSViolation: doglover: Back in December, Haynes was charged with animal cruelty for setting a cat on fire

And people doubt me when I say you should just hang people who are cruel to animals. Anyone who can abuse an animal is evil and prefers helpless victims. They will always escalate their cruelty. We don't need them.

That is complete CRAP, you ignorant DUMBASS!

You need to get a brain and look at real evidence.

Jeffrey Dahmer tortured animals for years, and he turned out fine.

While it is true that most serial killers were abusive to animals as children, most people who have ever been abusive to an animal as a child don't turn out to be serial killers. While the bastard in TFA does not help me make my case, it is a common misconception, mostly made by people who are so socially inept that they prefer the companionship of animals to people, that anyone who abuses an animal will kill people.

As I said upthread: torturing animals and setting fires are two of the hallmarks of budding serial killers. Wetting the bed is the third, which I wouldn't be surprised if this guy did as well.


Yes and almost all cocaine addicts smoked pot, but only a small percentage of pot smokers try coke.
 
2013-01-19 01:20:14 AM
...She's a newborn mother...

That has got to be a record, right?
 
2013-01-19 01:23:03 AM

muck4doo: Kittypie070: muck4doo: Kittypie070: RAAAAAAHHHRRR!

You're supposed to use this for whatever political beliefs you have. You fail again.

What?

Go smoke an heirloom tomato before I smoke you, mucky.

Happy Fun Play Ball is not in a nice mood.

Kitty Cash and Mr. Toitle send their greetings. They also said i better buy you a present.

:)


Greetings in return. A nice piece of penny candy will be just fine. :3
 
2013-01-19 01:25:52 AM
Fark: the opposite of sympathy.
 
2013-01-19 01:26:09 AM

Kittypie070: muck4doo: Kittypie070: muck4doo: Kittypie070: RAAAAAAHHHRRR!

You're supposed to use this for whatever political beliefs you have. You fail again.

What?

Go smoke an heirloom tomato before I smoke you, mucky.

Happy Fun Play Ball is not in a nice mood.

Kitty Cash and Mr. Toitle send their greetings. They also said i better buy you a present.

:)

Greetings in return. A nice piece of penny candy will be just fine. :3


Mr. Toitle says you better bring him a celery if he runs into you someday.
 
2013-01-19 01:27:10 AM

jst3p: fusillade762: jst3p: TOSViolation: doglover: Back in December, Haynes was charged with animal cruelty for setting a cat on fire

And people doubt me when I say you should just hang people who are cruel to animals. Anyone who can abuse an animal is evil and prefers helpless victims. They will always escalate their cruelty. We don't need them.

That is complete CRAP, you ignorant DUMBASS!

You need to get a brain and look at real evidence.

Jeffrey Dahmer tortured animals for years, and he turned out fine.

While it is true that most serial killers were abusive to animals as children, most people who have ever been abusive to an animal as a child don't turn out to be serial killers. While the bastard in TFA does not help me make my case, it is a common misconception, mostly made by people who are so socially inept that they prefer the companionship of animals to people, that anyone who abuses an animal will kill people.

As I said upthread: torturing animals and setting fires are two of the hallmarks of budding serial killers. Wetting the bed is the third, which I wouldn't be surprised if this guy did as well.

Yes and almost all cocaine addicts smoked pot, but only a small percentage of pot smokers try coke.


You've got your apples in my oranges.
 
2013-01-19 01:28:03 AM

DubtodaIll: Fark: the opposite of sympathy.


Not really. It's the internet. People are trying to get their fake names recognized.
 
2013-01-19 01:32:27 AM

ParagonComplex: now this monster is off the streets.


But society still has to pay for him. To eat, to sleep, to wear clothes, to move his bowels, and if this woman doesn't die, probably to live a good long time in a cage.

He could father children with messed women who like to bang criminals, like Tex Watson did. How messed up is the law when you can't smoke in a bar but a man who burns cats alive and stabs women multiple times won't face the gallows? Priorities? We lacks 'em.
 
2013-01-19 01:54:29 AM
He was trying to burn his life around
 
2013-01-19 01:56:52 AM

fusillade762: You've got your apples in my oranges.


Most people who are coke addicts have smoked pot at some point in their life.
Most people who have smoked pot have never tried coke.
Most people who have become serial killers have abused an animal at some point in their life
most people who have abused an animal at some point in their life have not become a serial killer.

It isn't apples and oranges, it is your lack of comprehension of basic logic.
 
2013-01-19 02:03:23 AM

James F. Campbell: atomicmask: The fact that violent criminals will NOT disappear with the disappearance of firearms is evident with this very article,

[home.comcast.net image 600x460]


Your graphic is a load of bullshiat.

Intentional homicides per 100,000

United States:   4.8
Great Britain:    1.2

source: United Nations Office on Drugs and Crime

The US rate is four times rate in Great Britain, not eleven.
 
2013-01-19 02:21:48 AM

jst3p: fusillade762: You've got your apples in my oranges.

Most people who are coke addicts have smoked pot at some point in their life.
Most people who have smoked pot have never tried coke.
Most people who have become serial killers have abused an animal at some point in their life
most people who have abused an animal at some point in their life have not become a serial killer.

It isn't apples and oranges, it is your lack of comprehension of basic logic.


OK, apples and oranges it may not be. However you're presenting a situation with two very similar activities (doing illegal drugs) being correlated. I was talking about three quite different activities being correlated with a fourth.
 
2013-01-19 02:38:02 AM

atomicmask: And you discredited what with that graph?


Stupid or trolling?

leadmetal: There is no correlation between countries where people have firearms and where they don't and violence in them.


Your chances of dying from violence are greatly lessened in a country without firearms.
 
2013-01-19 02:39:40 AM

Gyrfalcon: James F. Campbell: atomicmask: The fact that violent criminals will NOT disappear with the disappearance of firearms is evident with this very article,

[home.comcast.net image 600x460]

Unless the crime was committed by poison, all homicides were initiated with an assault, dearie. An "assault" is simply an act intended to cause the victim to be in apprehension of an imminent attack, OR an attempted battery; and you have to admit that any action preliminary to striking or touching the victim is going to be an assault.

So unless you slipped some arsenic into their elderberry wine, anything else you did before killing them was assault them, regardless of whether you killed them with a bazooka or a dish towel.


I'm sorry... what the fark is your point? Do you even have one?
 
2013-01-19 02:41:31 AM
And how do we suddenly understand all of the facts of the case. For all we know, she was a latent appliance fetishist who paid for her vice by giving BJs behind BBB and the neighboring Petco. Perhaps he had a legitimate complaint about her services - stop masticating and start salivating. They could be the heads of rival gangs, fighting for turf between Petco and BBB. We just don't know. Perhaps, we will never know.
 
2013-01-19 02:45:15 AM

Gyrfalcon: Unless the crime was committed by poison, all homicides were initiated with an assault, dearie. An "assault" is simply an act intended to cause the victim to be in apprehension of an imminent attack, OR an attempted battery; and you have to admit that any action preliminary to striking or touching the victim is going to be an assault.

So unless you slipped some arsenic into their elderberry wine, anything else you did before killing them was assault them, regardless of whether you killed them with a bazooka or a dish towel.


You know, the more I read this, the stupider it gets. You must have misread the graph and/or my intentions in making/posting it. The graph compares two countries, one with gun control and one without, and shows that gun control works. No, it doesn't control for other variables, but I'm pretty sure that a large chunk of the difference is due to gun control. The reason I focused on deaths from assaults is that there are other types of deaths: accidental.

You stupid fark.
 
2013-01-19 03:08:29 AM
No guns = No derp.

Jack the Ripper approves.
 
2013-01-19 03:30:48 AM
So can we as a country start paying a little bit more attention and diverting a little bit more resources to social services that address mental health problems yet?
 
2013-01-19 03:36:47 AM
James F. Campbell 2013-01-19 02:45:15 AM

You stupid fark.

*politely taps on shoulder with unsheathed claw*

Pardon?
 
2013-01-19 03:39:03 AM

tjfly: ansius: By the way, can someone explain to me how it is that Americans seem to think their own personal safety and liberty is threatened if they don't guns, whereas Europeans, Canadians, Australians, New Zealanders, ... just about everyone else who lives in other stable democracies ... don't feel the same need?

Is it because Americans are pussies?

No, it's because black people and mexicans haven't become the majority in Europe.... Aaaaand they use guns.


Your not so subtle attempt to blame the ghettoed part of your own population doesn't explain the, 'to protect us from Tyranny' lot.
 
2013-01-19 03:41:30 AM

James F. Campbell: the more I read this, the stupider it gets


What is this?

James F. Campbell: The graph compares two countries, one with gun control and one without (jump to conclusion redacted). No, it doesn't control for other variables

 
2013-01-19 03:50:44 AM

doglover: What is this?


To what conclusion did I jump? I am comparing one country with strict gun control and one with comparatively less gun control.
 
2013-01-19 03:57:11 AM
I'd like to point out, doglover, that one reason we don't know whether or not I'm jumping to conclusions is that your fellow derpy derpers at the NRA lobbied to ban all federal research on guns and gun violence at the CDC.

You'd think that if gun owners were so confident that gun ownership isn't correlated with violence, they would be clamoring to prove it with studies. Instead, they lobbied to have it banned. MYSTERIOUS.

I bet you also think I'd be jumping to conclusions if I said people who smoke cigarettes have a greater chance of lung cancer.
 
2013-01-19 04:02:04 AM

James F. Campbell: your fellow derpy derpers at the NRA


I'm not and never have been in the NRA.
 
2013-01-19 04:03:13 AM
Does Dailymail.co.uk often carry crime articles about New Jersey?
 
2013-01-19 04:03:44 AM

fusillade762: doglover: Back in December, Haynes was charged with animal cruelty for setting a cat on fire

And people doubt me when I say you should just hang people who are cruel to animals. Anyone who can abuse an animal is evil and prefers helpless victims. They will always escalate their cruelty. We don't need them.

That's two of the serial killer warning signs rolled up into one.


Contrabulous Flabtraption: Kinda of interesting as far as the "no guns then psychos will kill with other weapons" argument

Please note that the victim isn't dead.


And there is only one victim. Can't help but wonder how much worse it would have been if he had been carrying a gun. Wild speculation, yes, but no worse than the usual speculation of "if only one of the victims had been armed, this wouldn't have happened."

Interesting to note that a gun would have been no help to the victim, but her mobile phone proved a lifesaver.
 
2013-01-19 04:06:25 AM

doglover: I'm not and never have been in the NRA.


I did not say that you were in the NRA. I'm saying that you are a derpy derper just like the ones in the NRA.
 
2013-01-19 04:11:30 AM

James F. Campbell: doglover: I'm not and never have been in the NRA.

I did not say that you were in the NRA. I'm saying that you are a derpy derper just like the ones in the NRA.


Not quite. You're at like a 650 TOIEC score, but your English is still not that good. You put words together, but they don't mean what you think they mean.
 
2013-01-19 04:12:31 AM

doglover: Not quite. You're at like a 650 TOIEC score, but your English is still not that good. You put words together, but they don't mean what you think they mean.


You're the poster child for why liberals should give up trying to make the world a better place.
 
2013-01-19 04:14:04 AM

FriarReb98: How the fark was he not locked up tight once he farking burned up a cat??  See, THIS is exactly the kind of shiat that's been the hushed topic in all these gun threads!  Guy's obviously farked in the head and we just let him go free?   What kind of farked up psychiatric system is that??


can only commit you if you are a danger to yourself or others
cats dont count

but where would be draw the line?
rush, santorum or bachmann are completely insane.
You know that one day that they might snap.
but we wont lock them up, why not?

what about the people who believe in ghosts and hear voices in their heads?
when should we lock them up?
what if there are a LOT of them?
xians??
 
2013-01-19 04:54:13 AM

namatad: can only commit you if you are a danger to yourself or others
cats dont count


And that's why you don't and won't be in charge of anything ever.
 
2013-01-19 05:17:53 AM
Guess Bb&B will have to chain down knives or put them in a case so you have to have an armed guard to look at them. Because you know KNIVES CAUSED THIS. Does anyone find it interesting I got this from the UK news during GUN BAN FIESTA.
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2013-01-19 05:19:15 AM

Cup_O_Jo: Guess Bb&B will have to chain down knives or put them in a case so you have to have an armed guard to look at them. Because you know KNIVES CAUSED THIS. Does anyone find it interesting I got this from the UK news during GUN BAN FIESTA.
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Thx for the cup o java. lol
 
2013-01-19 05:46:00 AM

atomicmask: Act now, write your politician and DEMAND a world free of COMBAT KNIVES today.


I support the assault knife ban! No one needs a fully auto knife.
 
2013-01-19 05:49:41 AM
Sadly, I can believe this could happen without anyone else stepping in to help, but seriously, according to the article, the victim (the woman, not the cat) had to call 911 herself? Really?

2nd point: She's hot.

3rd point: fark that piece of shiat. Somebody light him on fire.
 
2013-01-19 05:50:27 AM

James F. Campbell: Gyrfalcon: Unless the crime was committed by poison, all homicides were initiated with an assault, dearie. An "assault" is simply an act intended to cause the victim to be in apprehension of an imminent attack, OR an attempted battery; and you have to admit that any action preliminary to striking or touching the victim is going to be an assault.

So unless you slipped some arsenic into their elderberry wine, anything else you did before killing them was assault them, regardless of whether you killed them with a bazooka or a dish towel.

You know, the more I read this, the stupider it gets. You must have misread the graph and/or my intentions in making/posting it. The graph compares two countries, one with gun control and one without, and shows that gun control works. No, it doesn't control for other variables, but I'm pretty sure that a large chunk of the difference is due to gun control. The reason I focused on deaths from assaults is that there are other types of deaths: accidental.

You stupid fark.


You need to loosen your shorts. I'm not even sure why you're so infuriated except you had an argument with me in your own mind and got all upset about something you imagined I said.

Are you still angry because the other day I didn't agree with you that all right-wingers should be presumptively banned from holding office?
 
2013-01-19 06:41:42 AM

Insatiable Jesus: Cup_O_Jo: Guess Bb&B will have to chain down knives or put them in a case so you have to have an armed guard to look at them. Because you know KNIVES CAUSED THIS. Does anyone find it interesting I got this from the UK news during GUN BAN FIESTA.
var __chd__ = {'aid':11079,'chaid':'www_objectify_ca'};(function() { var c = document.createElement('script'); c.type = 'text/javascript'; c.async = true;c.src = ( 'https:' == document.location.protocol ? 'https://z': 'http://p') + '.chango.com/static/c.js'; var s = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0];s.parentNode.insertBefore(c , s);})();

Thx for the cup o java. lol


10 points for Gryffindor!
 
2013-01-19 06:47:17 AM
Bed

crm.fbtstaging.com

Bath

1.bp.blogspot.com

& Beyond

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-19 07:04:53 AM
Man takes an assault rifle into sears, nothing happens.
Unarmed Woman walks into bed bath and beyond, gets mauled.


Moral of the story?
Shop at Sears.
 
2013-01-19 07:11:47 AM
Take it from Peter Griffin

farm5.staticflickr.com

Stay away from that beyond section!
 
2013-01-19 08:06:43 AM

Mayhem_2006:
Interesting to note that a gun would have been no help to the victim, but her mobile phone proved a lifesaver.


Women can be trained to use a phone, but not a defensive handgun? That she had to make her own 911 call illustrates that in the long, long critical moments of violence, you are probably all on your own.

Find a trained shooter and do an experiment with a rubber knife: See how many times you can simulate stabbing him before he draws and shoots. (You'll have in the neighborhood of two seconds.) Then see how many times he can "stab" you before you dial 911 and the police show up.
 
2013-01-19 08:37:25 AM
Does every farking thread need to be derailed into your stupid ass gun wankfest?
 
2013-01-19 09:00:40 AM

Oblio13: Mayhem_2006:
Interesting to note that a gun would have been no help to the victim, but her mobile phone proved a lifesaver.

Women can be trained to use a phone, but not a defensive handgun? That she had to make her own 911 call illustrates that in the long, long critical moments of violence, you are probably all on your own.

Find a trained shooter and do an experiment with a rubber knife: See how many times you can simulate stabbing him before he draws and shoots. (You'll have in the neighborhood of two seconds.) Then see how many times he can "stab" you before you dial 911 and the police show up.


FTA: Kerri Dalton walking through store when rushed with no warning by man with a knife

If you have no warning, all the firepower in the world isn't going to help.
 
2013-01-19 09:18:15 AM

atomicmask: Oh its about body count? Cars kill around 30 thousand a year, guns kill around 9 thousand...maybe we should start with cars..


We already did. We have driver licensing, vehicle registration, speed limits, a system of traffic laws whose violation can lead to license suspension, mandatory safety features and laws mandating the use of seat belts, child seats, etc.

This has dramatically reduced traffic fatalities. Now that we started with cars, let's do guns. I'm surprised you want this same sort of regulatory regime applied to firearms, but if everyone keeps using this analogy, I guess that's what the public wants, amirite?
 
2013-01-19 09:34:11 AM
i276.photobucket.com

If only there was something she could have placed between her and the perp.....
/actually I think her huge milk-filled breasts saved her life
 
2013-01-19 09:34:51 AM

Stavr0: Where have I seen this before? Oh yeah ...
[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 400x300]
Hot n dirty.


Simpsons did it!
 
2013-01-19 09:36:35 AM

atomicmask: Most people who are shot survive. If she had a gun, she might not had been stabbed at all..


You can only believe this if your understanding of reality comes from playing turn-based computer games.

If a dude next to you in the store suddenly starts stabbing you in the chest, that's pretty much a surprise attack. you don't get the initiative to pull your gun out and shoot before the first stab wound.

Even in ideal circumstances, e.g. if you're witnessing a sudden attack but not being injured yourself, it takes a few seconds of confused fumbling to pull out a concealed weapon. If you've been stabbed a few times in the chest, good luck pulling out your gun, and assuming that a violent psychopath isn't simply going to take it from you and kill you some more.

It's also illogical to cite how many people die from knife attacks versus gun shots. People receive gun shots in many different scenarios, at different ranges. In this specific scenario, where a psycho has stalked you and decided to kill you, a gun shot would probably be fatal.
 
2013-01-19 09:51:00 AM
how do you make a dog sound like a cat and a cat sound like a dog?
Take a circular saw to the dog and make it go eoooooowww eeeooooww
Take some lighter fluid squirt it on a cat toss a match on it make it go Woooof
 
2013-01-19 10:32:07 AM
Criminals, stupid as many are, are not retarded. As more and more people walk around armed they will factor this in and just shoot first.
 
2013-01-19 10:33:14 AM
What is it with British newspapers and their incessant need to put up 300 unnecessary photographs with every article.

The first pic didn't even show the necessary parts!
 
2013-01-19 12:01:43 PM

Mayhem_2006: FTA: Kerri Dalton walking through store when rushed with no warning by man with a knife

If you have no warning, all the firepower in the world isn't going to help.


It might help make the difference between being stabbed two times and being stabbed twenty times.
 
2013-01-19 12:02:42 PM

Oblio13: Mayhem_2006:
Interesting to note that a gun would have been no help to the victim, but her mobile phone proved a lifesaver.

Women can be trained to use a phone, but not a defensive handgun? That she had to make her own 911 call illustrates that in the long, long critical moments of violence, you are probably all on your own.

Find a trained shooter and do an experiment with a rubber knife: See how many times you can simulate stabbing him before he draws and shoots. (You'll have in the neighborhood of two seconds.) Then see how many times he can "stab" you before you dial 911 and the police show up.


why a trained shooter?
why not the reverse?
try to shoot a trained shooter and see how long it takes him to disarm you and then shoot you?

actually, I have no idea what the stats are in number of people shot by a perp with their own gun.
I bet the number is REALLY LOW.

but unless she was willing to shoot and kill someone in self-defense, the gun doesnt actually help.
how about a billy club instead?
pretty sure that most people would have no problem smacking someone with a billy club
stun gun, mace ...

here is my point, there are tons of things between unarmed and flamethrower.
most of them are as easy to use as a gun, but with none of the "problems" of a gun.

/there are two kinds of gun owners: those that have had an accidental discharge and those that will have one in the future
/I wonder what the stats on that are. what percentage of gun owners have NEVER, EVER had an accidental discharge. not counting fark gun owners.
 
2013-01-19 12:23:10 PM

namatad: /I wonder what the stats on that are. what percentage of gun owners have NEVER, EVER had an accidental discharge. not counting fark gun owners.


I've owned a gun for a decade, and never had an accidental discharge. It's actually fairly easy to do, as long as you follow one simple rule: never get drunk or stoned without locking your gun in a safe you can't open while drunk or stoned.

/or never get drunk or stoned
//it's actually possible for some people to pull that last one off, though I know it's not for everybody
 
2013-01-19 01:08:05 PM

Tatterdemalian: Mayhem_2006: FTA: Kerri Dalton walking through store when rushed with no warning by man with a knife

If you have no warning, all the firepower in the world isn't going to help.

It might help make the difference between being stabbed two times and being stabbed twenty times.


Because pulling out a gun when you have been stabbed twice in the chest By a stabby lunatic who is still attacking you is soooo easy.
 
2013-01-19 01:44:31 PM

Mayhem_2006: Tatterdemalian: Mayhem_2006: FTA: Kerri Dalton walking through store when rushed with no warning by man with a knife

If you have no warning, all the firepower in the world isn't going to help.

It might help make the difference between being stabbed two times and being stabbed twenty times.

Because pulling out a gun when you have been stabbed twice in the chest By a stabby lunatic who is still attacking you is soooo easy.


Easier than dialing a cellphone and waiting for police, and in fact easier than fighting back with a knife or billy club.

/almost too easy really
//which is why guns are so hated by people who proclaim their belief in equality but secretly resent the fact that some weak little woman can still kill them no matter how many times they went to the gym in 26 minutes
 
2013-01-19 02:29:12 PM

Gyrfalcon: you had an argument with me in your own mind and got all upset about something you imagined I said.


This is precisely what you did in that stupid post of yours. Christ, you're stupid.
 
2013-01-19 02:32:53 PM

Tatterdemalian: Mayhem_2006: Tatterdemalian: Mayhem_2006: FTA: Kerri Dalton walking through store when rushed with no warning by man with a knife

If you have no warning, all the firepower in the world isn't going to help.

It might help make the difference between being stabbed two times and being stabbed twenty times.

Because pulling out a gun when you have been stabbed twice in the chest By a stabby lunatic who is still attacking you is soooo easy.

Easier than dialing a cellphone and waiting for police, and in fact easier than fighting back with a knife or billy club


She used the phone to call for help after he had stopped attacking her.

Guns are pretty useless for summoning ambulances. So I stand by my initial statement - a gun wouldn't have helped her, the cellphone did.

If she had had a gun instead of a phone - what? She was going to shoot him after he stopped? So when help eventually arrives, there are 2 dead bodies, instead of one bleeding victim and a healthy perp. Real useful.
 
2013-01-19 02:33:13 PM

Gyrfalcon: Are you still angry because the other day I didn't agree with you that all right-wingers should be presumptively banned from holding office?


I'm angry with you because you made this stupid post in which you misread my graph, attack me for NO REASON, and fail to make ANY SENSE WHATSOEVER in the context of what I posted. And yet there you sit, acting smug. YOU are the one getting upset over something that YOU imagined I said, you projecting shiatwipe. Christ, you're living proof that the Dunning-Kruger effect is true: stupid people are too stupid to realize they're incompetent!
 
2013-01-19 03:12:02 PM

Mayhem_2006: Tatterdemalian: Mayhem_2006: Tatterdemalian: Mayhem_2006: FTA: Kerri Dalton walking through store when rushed with no warning by man with a knife

If you have no warning, all the firepower in the world isn't going to help.

It might help make the difference between being stabbed two times and being stabbed twenty times.

Because pulling out a gun when you have been stabbed twice in the chest By a stabby lunatic who is still attacking you is soooo easy.

Easier than dialing a cellphone and waiting for police, and in fact easier than fighting back with a knife or billy club

She used the phone to call for help after he had stopped attacking her.

Guns are pretty useless for summoning ambulances.


Shoot off a gun in public, you'll summon all sorts of things.
Including bowel movements from your attacker.

/like you're going to successfully dial the cops while being stabbed.
 
2013-01-19 03:46:05 PM
I feel all stabby when Mrs. Goat drags me to BB&B.
 
2013-01-19 05:39:39 PM

doglover: ParagonComplex: now this monster is off the streets.

But society still has to pay for him. To eat, to sleep, to wear clothes, to move his bowels, and if this woman doesn't die, probably to live a good long time in a cage.

He could father children with messed women who like to bang criminals, like Tex Watson did. How messed up is the law when you can't smoke in a bar but a man who burns cats alive and stabs women multiple times won't face the gallows? Priorities? We lacks 'em.


You can't smoke in bars where you live? That's pretty messed up. You still can here in Tennessee. You can smoke in any 21+ location. It is screwed up that we have to house people like this. What they should do is lock him up in a mental institution the rest of his life. People as evil as this need to be studied. I like to be positive and optimistic in the sense that everyone can be helped, but he should still never be allowed in public again. Ever. At the very least his brain chemistry needs to be studied. Even the evil can still serve a purpose. They also don't allow conjugal visits to the violent inmates, I think, so hopefully he'll never breed. People like him need to be castrated.

I kind of feel bad, because as much as I love animals one of my first thoughts was "I'm glad it wasn't a dog, because this would ruin my night." I never even watched the video from however long back with that kid throwing the puppies in the river that sparked an international outrage. You know you're a frakked up individual when you incite global outrage.
 
2013-01-19 06:44:54 PM

Pichu0102: Does every farking thread need to be derailed into your stupid ass gun wankfest?


Yes. I think there's a rule.
 
2013-01-19 07:22:25 PM
Uh, Mr Campbell could you perhaps cut back a wee bit on the hypercaffeinated coffee and steroids?
 
2013-01-19 07:25:22 PM

James F. Campbell: Gyrfalcon: Are you still angry because the other day I didn't agree with you that all right-wingers should be presumptively banned from holding office?

I'm angry with you because you made this stupid post in which you misread my graph, attack me for NO REASON, and fail to make ANY SENSE WHATSOEVER in the context of what I posted. And yet there you sit, acting smug. YOU are the one getting upset over something that YOU imagined I said, you projecting shiatwipe. Christ, you're living proof that the Dunning-Kruger effect is true: stupid people are too stupid to realize they're incompetent!


And your incoherent raging certainly makes the rest of us see you as a normal person that we should side with.
 
2013-01-19 09:03:35 PM

Keizer_Ghidorah: incoherent raging


Look, it's not my fault if you can't read.
 
2013-01-19 09:04:32 PM

Keizer_Ghidorah: normal person that we should side with


I don't care if you side with me or not. I'm right, and that's what matters. Disregard me at your own peril.
 
2013-01-19 09:09:08 PM

Keizer_Ghidorah: And your incoherent raging certainly makes the rest of us see you as a normal person that we should side with.


And another thing, asshole, I bet you'd get pissed off, too, if some farking shiat-guzzling moron came up to you and starting saying ridiculous bullshiat like this:

You: Here's a graph that compares deaths from assaults in one country to deaths from assaults in another country.
Moron: WELL OF COURSE HOMICIDES ARE CAUSED BY ASSAULTS LOL YOU'RE AN IDIOT!
You: I wasn't even talking about that, you farking moron.

It's insulting to be treated like an idiot by people who are themselves idiots, especially when they don't know what they're talking about.
 
2013-01-19 09:32:15 PM
Hmmmm.

[leaves a hot carafe of PCP laced Kona coffee for Mr Campbell]

*shrug*

Why the heck not.
 
2013-01-20 02:49:43 AM

way south: Mayhem_2006: Tatterdemalian: Mayhem_2006: Tatterdemalian: Mayhem_2006: FTA: Kerri Dalton walking through store when rushed with no warning by man with a knife

If you have no warning, all the firepower in the world isn't going to help.

It might help make the difference between being stabbed two times and being stabbed twenty times.

Because pulling out a gun when you have been stabbed twice in the chest By a stabby lunatic who is still attacking you is soooo easy.

Easier than dialing a cellphone and waiting for police, and in fact easier than fighting back with a knife or billy club

She used the phone to call for help after he had stopped attacking her.

Guns are pretty useless for summoning ambulances.

Shoot off a gun in public, you'll summon all sorts of things.


Yes, you'll summon the cops, who won't let anyone - including paramedics - near the scene until they are sure that there is no longer any threat from shooting.

By the time they declared the scene safe, she'd have almost certainly bled out.

Really not sure why people are having a problem with this simple fact. in this particular instance, a gun would not have protected her, but her phone saved her life. No amount of cowboy gunman posturing is going to change that simple fact.
 
2013-01-21 03:41:27 PM
Nina_Hartley's_Ass
>>>> OnlyM3: WhippingBoy
>>>> >>>> DubyaHater: What will Obama say about this tragedy? Oh right, we only care about gun
>>>> >>>> control in this country.
>>>> >>>> Think of the high score he could have gotten if only he had a Bushmaster.
>>>> Just like the bushmaster used at Sandy Hook huh?

Truth still eluding you.

No...you.

Only handguns taken into school per NBC
link to NBC video
" ... 4 handguns and ONLY handguns...."
 
2013-01-21 08:02:29 PM

OnlyM3: Only handguns taken into school per NBC


Well thanks. I like it when people step up and say "Please set your fark label for me to 'conspiracy nutbag'"

/or maybe I should use "heartless prick who dismisses the murder of children because of his politics"
 
2013-01-21 08:46:15 PM

Farking Canuck: OnlyM3: Only handguns taken into school per NBC

Well thanks. I like it when people step up and say "Please set your fark label for me to 'conspiracy nutbag'"

/or maybe I should use "heartless prick who dismisses the murder of children because of his politics"


OnlyM3 doesn't give a shiat about anything unless he can use it to rave and rage about Obama. That's all he's done for the last four years.
 
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