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2013-01-18 07:52:24 PM  
he he he
 
2013-01-18 07:55:54 PM  
Why the Daily Fail? I had to question the voracity of the article because I hadn't heard anything about this yet, and the source is dubious..
 
2013-01-18 07:56:20 PM  

Pray 4 Mojo: he he he


Not when you read the article.  That sick fark also burned a cat alive.
 
2013-01-18 07:57:47 PM  
Back in December, Haynes was charged with animal cruelty for setting a cat on fire

And people doubt me when I say you should just hang people who are cruel to animals. Anyone who can abuse an animal is evil and prefers helpless victims. They will always escalate their cruelty. We don't need them.
 
2013-01-18 07:58:32 PM  

doyner: That sick fark also burned a cat alive.


Match control now. Demand a plan.
 
2013-01-18 07:59:03 PM  
Kinda of interesting as far as the "no guns then psychos will kill with other weapons" argument
 
2013-01-18 07:59:23 PM  

doglover: Back in December, Haynes was charged with animal cruelty for setting a cat on fire

And people doubt me when I say you should just hang people who are cruel to animals. Anyone who can abuse an animal is evil and prefers helpless victims. They will always escalate their cruelty. We don't need them.


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2013-01-18 08:02:19 PM  

doyner: Pray 4 Mojo: he he he

Not when you read the article.  That sick fark also burned a cat alive.


he he he for the headline.

And although no animal ever deserves to be burned alive...

well... at least it wasn't a dog.
 
2013-01-18 08:10:09 PM  
o3.aolcdn.com


Here stands Mr. Tyrick Haynes
Once was free, but now in chains
Went to PetCo, burned a Tabby
Then came back and got all Stabby

Things like this are just the Shiats
Let's blame the objects - ike the Brits
Ban guns and knives and aerosols
They'll jab you with your parasol
 
2013-01-18 08:14:21 PM  

doglover: Back in December, Haynes was charged with animal cruelty for setting a cat on fire

And people doubt me when I say you should just hang people who are cruel to animals. Anyone who can abuse an animal is evil and prefers helpless victims. They will always escalate their cruelty. We don't need them.


That's two of the serial killer warning signs rolled up into one.


Contrabulous Flabtraption: Kinda of interesting as far as the "no guns then psychos will kill with other weapons" argument


Please note that the victim isn't dead.
 
2013-01-18 08:14:54 PM  

doglover: Back in December, Haynes was charged with animal cruelty for setting a cat on fire

And people doubt me when I say you should just hang people who are cruel to animals. Anyone who can abuse an animal is evil and prefers helpless victims. They will always escalate their cruelty. We don't need them.


I second this motion.

Can we set the perp on fire?
 
2013-01-18 08:20:40 PM  
Back in December, Haynes was charged with animal cruelty for setting a cat on fire

Um...WHY THE FARK WAS THIS GUY OUT ON BAIL?

And IMO, $1 million bail right now is too little.  Luckily, this poor woman is stable, but her life is forever changed.  This asshole should have either NO bail allowed or something ridiculous, like a million, billion dollars.
 
2013-01-18 08:27:15 PM  
By the way... is it really "aerosole" in Limey talk?

Areosole's are what I put in my work boots... I think Dr. Scholl makes them.
 
2013-01-18 08:29:22 PM  
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Ya' know, If I were a judge, and some asshat is standing before me charged with burning a cat alive with an aerosol flamethrower, I the first thing I'm gonna' say is "This kid's got potential. Let's turn him loose and see what he's really capable of"!


/Smooth move, Your Honor
 
2013-01-18 08:31:59 PM  

xanadian: doglover: Back in December, Haynes was charged with animal cruelty for setting a cat on fire

And people doubt me when I say you should just hang people who are cruel to animals. Anyone who can abuse an animal is evil and prefers helpless victims. They will always escalate their cruelty. We don't need them.

I second this motion.

Can we set the perp on fire?


No. Too long.

7' of drop from 6' of hemp. Free them from our misery as soon as possible.
 
2013-01-18 08:38:08 PM  

fusillade762: Contrabulous Flabtraption: Kinda of interesting as far as the "no guns then psychos will kill with other weapons" argument

Please note that the victim isn't dead.



Which? The woman or the cat?
 
2013-01-18 08:44:24 PM  

doglover: 7' of drop from 6' of hemp.


That took me a minute to work out.  I thought you were suggesting throwing him off a pile of weed.  Seven feet didn't seem high enough.

/short drop with a quick stop!
 
2013-01-18 08:46:00 PM  
Clean up on Aisle 12
 
2013-01-18 08:47:45 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: doglover: 7' of drop from 6' of hemp.

That took me a minute to work out.  I thought you were suggesting throwing him off a pile of weed.  Seven feet didn't seem high enough.

/short drop with a quick stop!


I think we should take his love for animals into consideration.

Maybe turn him into an ant farm.
 
2013-01-18 08:49:13 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Back in December, Haynes was charged with animal cruelty for setting a cat on fire

Um...WHY THE FARK WAS THIS GUY OUT ON BAIL?

And IMO, $1 million bail right now is too little.  Luckily, this poor woman is stable, but her life is forever changed.  This asshole should have either NO bail allowed or something ridiculous, like a million, billion dollars.


my guess is that for certain crimes, state law requires that bail be set and 1 million is set as a "fair" but unreachable amount. 1 trillion would be impossible and therefore "might" be grounds for some kind of retarded appeal.

but in what way was this guy not a CLEAR and PRESENT danger to all humans?
bail should be denied
 
2013-01-18 08:53:06 PM  
well at least he didn't use a gun.  progress at last!
 
2013-01-18 09:00:27 PM  

Amos Quito: I think we should take his love for animals into consideration.


Agreed. He can go bond with a hippopotamus. To help him bond, we'll lock the door and tie him up.
 
2013-01-18 09:04:27 PM  

doglover: Amos Quito: I think we should take his love for animals into consideration.

Agreed. He can go bond with a hippopotamus. To help him bond, we'll lock the door and tie him up.


Ooh, execution by hippo. That's a good one!
 
2013-01-18 09:05:09 PM  
That's it. It's official. Fark has broken me completely.

I am more horrified and upset by what he did to the cat than what he did to the girl.

Poor kitty.
 
2013-01-18 09:14:27 PM  
How the fark was he not locked up tight once he farking burned up a cat??  See, THIS is exactly the kind of shiat that's been the hushed topic in all these gun threads!  Guy's obviously farked in the head and we just let him go free?   What kind of farked up psychiatric system is that??
 
2013-01-18 09:25:00 PM  
Prior to his arrests, Haynes was known to frequent the local Petco and stare at cats.

So is the article saying he thought she was a cat?
This guy REALLY hated cats.
 
2013-01-18 09:42:44 PM  
If only the attacker would have had a gun. This tragedy would never have happened.
 
2013-01-18 09:43:47 PM  

Cerebral Knievel: Why the Daily Fail? I had to question the voracity of the article because I hadn't heard anything about this yet, and the source is dubious..


I don't think the article ate all that much.
 
2013-01-18 09:44:18 PM  
I believe it's time to ban 19-year-old kids. They're farked up.
 
2013-01-18 09:45:07 PM  
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2013-01-18 09:45:42 PM  

Weaver95: well at least he didn't use a gun.  progress at last!


That's schwe
 
2013-01-18 09:47:10 PM  
Obama needs to ban all knives immediately. I don't care if we have to cut meat with a spoon, we need to get dangerous knives off our streets!
 
2013-01-18 09:48:03 PM  

WhippingBoy: If only the attacker would have had a gun. This tragedy would never have happened.


Yeah, we'll ya don't.
 
2013-01-18 09:51:23 PM  
What will Obama say about this tragedy? Oh right, we only care about gun control in this country.
 
2013-01-18 09:51:56 PM  
I can't believe he did this without a 20% off coupon.
 
2013-01-18 09:54:29 PM  
Kitty on my foot and I want to burn it,
Kitty on my foot and I want to burn it,
Kitty on my foot and I want to burn it,
KITTY ON MY FOOT AND I WANT TO BURN IT!!!


/Meow meow, meow meow meow meow.
 
2013-01-18 09:54:50 PM  

DubyaHater: What will Obama say about this tragedy? Oh right, we only care about gun control in this country.


Think of the high score he could have gotten if only he had a Bushmaster.

HE won't have to turn in his man card...
 
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2013-01-18 09:55:10 PM  

Amos Quito: [o3.aolcdn.com image 242x203]


Here stands Mr. Tyrick Haynes
Once was free, but now in chains
Went to PetCo, burned a Tabby
Then came back and got all Stabby

Things like this are just the Shiats
Let's blame the objects - ike the Brits
Ban guns and knives and aerosols
They'll jab you with your parasol


Well played, sir. Well played indeed.
 
2013-01-18 09:57:20 PM  

Indubitably: Indubitably: Fano: Weaver95: well at least he didn't use a gun.  progress at last!

That's schwe

To use a gun is sort of girly.

What if?

P.S. I don't need a gun to execute my will if necessary, you? Will doesn't need violence to execute, does it either? Will can be nonviolent. Willing is learning in disguise...


What are you on, man?
 
2013-01-18 09:57:34 PM  
NEDM
 
2013-01-18 09:59:15 PM  
great, now I get to listen to all my right wing friends tell how this is exactly the same as a school kids being shot.
 
2013-01-18 09:59:54 PM  
What's the word I'm looking for here: eu... eu... eu-something.
 
2013-01-18 10:02:10 PM  
However, I have to ask why the Daily Fail felt the need to hyperemphasize that the woman was stabbed a DOZEN times in their headline. Is it that ten would have been okay, or implying that it was one short of instant death? Or just that all their writers are on speed?
 
2013-01-18 10:02:40 PM  

fusillade762:
Contrabulous Flabtraption: Kinda of interesting as far as the "no guns then psychos will kill with other weapons" argument

Please note that the victim isn't dead.


Eighty something percent of all stabbings are fatal, vs only something like fifteen percent of shootings.

Your argument holds no weight.

/Its certainly easier to shoot 30 people than stab them though
 
2013-01-18 10:02:46 PM  
We need to immediately ban all knives over 2" in length and with more than one sharp edge. If we can save just ONE life, then it will be all worth it. No one needs a knife over 2", you can still cut whatever you need with a 2 inch knife.
 
2013-01-18 10:05:45 PM  
Dalton experienced significant blood loss and was airlifted from the Middletown store to Jersey Shore Medical Center where she was stabilized.

I feel bad that I actually read that as "stab ilized".
 
2013-01-18 10:05:45 PM  
burn this kid at the stake
 
2013-01-18 10:05:53 PM  

macadamnut: I believe it's time to ban 19-year-old kids. They're farked up.


At least ban ones named Tyrick.

/that'sracist.jpg
 
2013-01-18 10:06:01 PM  

Amos Quito: fusillade762: Contrabulous Flabtraption: Kinda of interesting as far as the "no guns then psychos will kill with other weapons" argument

Please note that the victim isn't dead.

Which? The woman or the cat?


The woman. No word on the cat.
 
2013-01-18 10:06:56 PM  
Can he use the 20% coupon towards his bail?
 
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