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(Lacrosse Tribune)   It's not a lapdance unless the strippers get arrested for fighting over your dollar bill   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, dollars, call for service, fights  
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5105 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Jan 2013 at 8:47 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-18 10:26:59 PM  
2 votes:
2013-01-18 06:32:39 PM  
2 votes:
I would say that daddy should be proud of his little princess, but it was probably his dollar to begin with.
2013-01-19 03:20:49 AM  
1 vote:
2013-01-19 12:21:12 AM  
1 vote:
He approves of this message
2013-01-18 11:53:31 PM  
1 vote:
Two strippers at an adult entertainment club in Juneau, Wis.

You're kidding, right?

According to the news release, the strippers punched and slapped each other, and some hairs were pulled out, before other dancers and customers broke up the fight.

CSB-teaching my buddy, a chivalrous young ex-marine how to tend bar. "And never try to break up a fight between two women, you'll get the worst of it."
As if on cue two fair lookers start going at it. Dave couldn't take it and hopped the bar. Not a minute later one had her fingers wrapped through the hair on the back of his head and was trying to break his neck backwards while the other, getting tired of scratching his eyes out began working over his crotch with her foot. Then the boyfriends stood up. I used the five gallon bucket of ice water (kept for just such an event) to help stop the festivities and dragged Dave back behind the bar into the back room for dry clothes and some "in flight" repairs.
I don't think we ever talked about it, ever.
2013-01-18 11:34:09 PM  
1 vote:
I had a 20 year-old friend who decided to try stripping.  I went to her debut --- strictly as moral support, of course.  ;-) She made good bank, as any decent-looking newbie will.  We sat at a table waiting for her next turn at stage.

I went to the bathroom.  When I returned, she was at the DJ booth talking music.  On the table was a wad of bills -- her earnings so far that night.  I put them in my pocket.

"Where's my money?" she asked upon her return.  "You mean it's not with you?" I replied.

After a minute, I relented and gave her the cash, along with a lecture about trusting no one in a strip club.  She went to the stage and left her money with me.

I went to her stage and tipped her lavishly.  After her set, I gave her back a much-diminished roll of bills.  She looked at me and said in disbelief,

"You tipped me with  my own money?"

"Baby, what'd I just tell you? No one in here is your friend!"

That learned her.

/she lasted six months, then went into hairdressing.
2013-01-18 11:08:28 PM  
1 vote:

jayhawk88: There used to be a real shiat-box strip club where I went to college. The girls would give you 30 second lap dances there at the table for a dollar. It was like the minor leagues for strippers; I always felt extra dirty/guilty coming out of there.

College kids rarely have more than a dollar or last more than 30 seconds.
2013-01-18 10:27:43 PM  
1 vote:
The cops got to the club at 9:30 PM and left at 2 AM.
2013-01-18 09:15:29 PM  
1 vote:

DerPups: it's still better if she's crying..

Yes, yes it is.
2013-01-18 09:06:46 PM  
1 vote:
I'd buy that for a dollar!
2013-01-18 08:55:26 PM  
1 vote:
it's still better if she's crying..
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