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(Lacrosse Tribune)   It's not a lapdance unless the strippers get arrested for fighting over your dollar bill   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, dollars, call for service, fights  
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5107 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Jan 2013 at 8:47 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-18 09:06:46 PM  
2 votes:
I'd buy that for a dollar!
2013-01-19 12:50:43 AM  
1 vote:
There's a strip club in Dodge County? I have relatives who live there. Spent some time there when I was a kid.

That said, I don't think I'd be too keen on seeing Dodge county stripper talent. And certainly not at a club that has 1 buck lapdances.
2013-01-19 12:21:12 AM  
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2013-01-18 11:53:31 PM  
1 vote:
Two strippers at an adult entertainment club in Juneau, Wis.

You're kidding, right?

According to the news release, the strippers punched and slapped each other, and some hairs were pulled out, before other dancers and customers broke up the fight.

CSB-teaching my buddy, a chivalrous young ex-marine how to tend bar. "And never try to break up a fight between two women, you'll get the worst of it."
As if on cue two fair lookers start going at it. Dave couldn't take it and hopped the bar. Not a minute later one had her fingers wrapped through the hair on the back of his head and was trying to break his neck backwards while the other, getting tired of scratching his eyes out began working over his crotch with her foot. Then the boyfriends stood up. I used the five gallon bucket of ice water (kept for just such an event) to help stop the festivities and dragged Dave back behind the bar into the back room for dry clothes and some "in flight" repairs.
I don't think we ever talked about it, ever.
2013-01-18 10:38:19 PM  
1 vote:
Had a stripper once. Just turned 18 and was working her way through community college. Took it in the hair like a champ all three times that night. Once while she was awake and twice before I left her apartment. Took back my tip from earlier in the night before I left. I respected her too much to have paid for the sex.

/Not enough to give her my real name or to contact her again
2013-01-18 10:26:59 PM  
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2013-01-18 08:57:15 PM  
1 vote:
but was the dollar bill funky?
2013-01-18 08:54:24 PM  
1 vote:
Without pictures this article is useless
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