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(Lacrosse Tribune)   It's not a lapdance unless the strippers get arrested for fighting over your dollar bill   (lacrossetribune.com) divider line 55
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2013-01-18 06:32:39 PM
I would say that daddy should be proud of his little princess, but it was probably his dollar to begin with.
 
2013-01-18 08:17:44 PM
Two strippers at an adult entertainment club

Are there other places you find strippers? Seems a tad on the redundant side.


According to the news release, the strippers punched and slapped each other, and some hairs were pulled out, before other dancers and customers broke up the fight.

I'd tip a $20 for that kind of action.
 
2013-01-18 08:46:55 PM
I don't think subby knows the difference between 'cited' and 'arrested.'
 
2013-01-18 08:48:44 PM

fusillade762: Two strippers at an adult entertainment club

Are there other places you find strippers?


If you're doing it right...
 
2013-01-18 08:54:24 PM
Without pictures this article is useless
 
2013-01-18 08:54:34 PM
Dont you dare ask me what i did for those $100 bills
 
2013-01-18 08:55:26 PM
it's still better if she's crying..
 
2013-01-18 08:55:34 PM
There used to be a real shiat-box strip club where I went to college. The girls would give you 30 second lap dances there at the table for a dollar. It was like the minor leagues for strippers; I always felt extra dirty/guilty coming out of there.
 
2013-01-18 08:57:15 PM
but was the dollar bill funky?
 
2013-01-18 09:06:46 PM
I'd buy that for a dollar!
 
2013-01-18 09:15:29 PM

DerPups: it's still better if she's crying..


Yes, yes it is.
 
2013-01-18 09:16:08 PM
More fallout from the attempt to push the Right to Work state agenda.
 
2013-01-18 09:27:35 PM
STRIPPER FIGHT!!!!!!
 
2013-01-18 09:31:06 PM
A way of solving the problem

Link
 
2013-01-18 09:36:19 PM

The Snow Dog: DerPups: it's still better if she's crying..

Yes, yes it is.


fark Youtube, and fark the label that makes it so that video isn't available on mobile, wtf?
 
2013-01-18 09:48:24 PM
 
2013-01-18 09:51:48 PM
Generally, it's not my dollar bill they're fighting over.
 
2013-01-18 09:51:57 PM
Has an actual gentleman ever been inside a 'gentleman's club'?
 
2013-01-18 10:11:38 PM

Smgth: Has an actual gentleman ever been inside a 'gentleman's club'?


yes
 
2013-01-18 10:12:38 PM
LaCrosse, WI; My alma mater! I'm so proud!

/seriously - loved it there
 
2013-01-18 10:21:04 PM
Did she snatch the dollar out of the other strippers G-String?

But anyway, that had to be the best lapdance ever!
 
2013-01-18 10:22:24 PM
In this economy, if I were pretty enough to be a stripper, I'd do a lot more for a dollar than get arrested for fighting. In fact, I'd give a hand job or blow job for free. I guess if you're ugly, I'd charge a little something ... not directly, but maybe request a breakfast at The Waffle House or something.
 
2013-01-18 10:23:35 PM
That's not how you "make it rain".
Doling out a dollar at a time is more of a "leaky faucet".
 
2013-01-18 10:26:59 PM
www.instructables.com
 
2013-01-18 10:27:43 PM
The cops got to the club at 9:30 PM and left at 2 AM.
 
2013-01-18 10:29:53 PM

fusillade762: Two strippers at an adult entertainment club

Are there other places you find strippers? Seems a tad on the redundant side.


Two strippers at Gymboree....
 
2013-01-18 10:38:19 PM
Had a stripper once. Just turned 18 and was working her way through community college. Took it in the hair like a champ all three times that night. Once while she was awake and twice before I left her apartment. Took back my tip from earlier in the night before I left. I respected her too much to have paid for the sex.

/Not enough to give her my real name or to contact her again
 
2013-01-18 10:51:46 PM

Indubitably: Indubitably: Indubitably: Smgth: Has an actual gentleman ever been inside a 'gentleman's club'?

*raises hands*

Snooze-clubs turn dollars.

;)


Yeah, I've a hand painted picture of y'all at strip club in your top hats and spats where a good lap dance makes your monocle fall out...

/Thinking one is a gentleman is not enough to make it so.
 
2013-01-18 10:55:59 PM
If I had a dollar for every time a stripper.....

Oh wait.....
 
2013-01-18 11:06:29 PM

fusillade762: Two strippers at an adult entertainment club

Are there other places you find strippers? Seems a tad on the redundant side.


Good grief, you've led a sheltered life!
 
2013-01-18 11:08:28 PM

jayhawk88: There used to be a real shiat-box strip club where I went to college. The girls would give you 30 second lap dances there at the table for a dollar. It was like the minor leagues for strippers; I always felt extra dirty/guilty coming out of there.


College kids rarely have more than a dollar or last more than 30 seconds.
 
2013-01-18 11:13:33 PM

fusillade762: Are there other places you find strippers?


Bachelor party?

/survey says (ding)
 
2013-01-18 11:28:27 PM

PacificaFitz: Without pictures this article is useless


$1 lap dance. I've been to places like that. You don't want to see pictures until you are good and wasted. That said, It's midnight at fark, lets see those photos.
 
2013-01-18 11:34:09 PM
I had a 20 year-old friend who decided to try stripping.  I went to her debut --- strictly as moral support, of course.  ;-) She made good bank, as any decent-looking newbie will.  We sat at a table waiting for her next turn at stage.

I went to the bathroom.  When I returned, she was at the DJ booth talking music.  On the table was a wad of bills -- her earnings so far that night.  I put them in my pocket.

"Where's my money?" she asked upon her return.  "You mean it's not with you?" I replied.

After a minute, I relented and gave her the cash, along with a lecture about trusting no one in a strip club.  She went to the stage and left her money with me.

I went to her stage and tipped her lavishly.  After her set, I gave her back a much-diminished roll of bills.  She looked at me and said in disbelief,

"You tipped me with  my own money?"

"Baby, what'd I just tell you? No one in here is your friend!"

That learned her.

/she lasted six months, then went into hairdressing.
 
2013-01-18 11:38:42 PM
I'm a nice person with an evil mind.

So many times I've been approached by panhandlers or beggars. Mostly at touristy spots overseas. In my mind, I see myself pulling up a large denomination bill in front of two of them and pretending it's the only bill I have and I'm torn who to give it to, so I ask them who's more deserving, and I see a fight breaking out because of that.

That's what goes on in my mind. The reality on the other hand is when one 'beggar' had a substantial bill scratched out of her hand I gave her a larger bill.

/so I go from run-on sentences to fragmented sentences?!
//no. Not gonna edit.
///will slash ya, though.
 
2013-01-18 11:53:31 PM
Two strippers at an adult entertainment club in Juneau, Wis.

You're kidding, right?

According to the news release, the strippers punched and slapped each other, and some hairs were pulled out, before other dancers and customers broke up the fight.

CSB-teaching my buddy, a chivalrous young ex-marine how to tend bar. "And never try to break up a fight between two women, you'll get the worst of it."
As if on cue two fair lookers start going at it. Dave couldn't take it and hopped the bar. Not a minute later one had her fingers wrapped through the hair on the back of his head and was trying to break his neck backwards while the other, getting tired of scratching his eyes out began working over his crotch with her foot. Then the boyfriends stood up. I used the five gallon bucket of ice water (kept for just such an event) to help stop the festivities and dragged Dave back behind the bar into the back room for dry clothes and some "in flight" repairs.
I don't think we ever talked about it, ever.
 
2013-01-19 12:21:12 AM
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2013-01-19 12:33:04 AM
For the love of mercy, y'all. Sure there's Schadenfreude to be had, here but A, those ARE somebodies daughters and B, yeah, the economy is that f*cked up. *sigh*
 
2013-01-19 12:50:43 AM
There's a strip club in Dodge County? I have relatives who live there. Spent some time there when I was a kid.

That said, I don't think I'd be too keen on seeing Dodge county stripper talent. And certainly not at a club that has 1 buck lapdances.
 
2013-01-19 01:01:29 AM

The Snow Dog: DerPups: it's still better if she's crying..

Yes, yes it is.


I see I'm not needed here
 
2013-01-19 01:21:28 AM

Indubitably: Indubitably: Smgth: Indubitably: Indubitably: Indubitably: Smgth: Has an actual gentleman ever been inside a 'gentleman's club'?

*raises hands*

Snooze-clubs turn dollars.

;)

Yeah, I've a hand painted picture of y'all at strip club in your top hats and spats where a good lap dance makes your monocle fall out...

/Thinking one is a gentleman is not enough to make it so.

//Your misattribution is yours. I don't sport a monocle.

///Apparently you do? Voodoo?>


I never purported to be a gentleman...
 
2013-01-19 01:56:12 AM

SirEattonHogg: There's a strip club in Dodge County? I have relatives who live there. Spent some time there when I was a kid.

s.


Silk has been in Juneau under various owners for years. And it's easy to find, within just a couple of blocks from the Dodge County Court House
 
2013-01-19 02:24:40 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-19 02:26:57 AM

ongbok: Did she snatch the dollar out of the other strippers G-String?

But anyway, that had to be the best lapdance ever!


You said SNATCH!
 
2013-01-19 03:20:49 AM
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2013-01-19 03:47:44 AM

NephilimNexus: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 478x306]


Bullet time!
 
2013-01-19 03:55:34 AM
It's the principle. If that biatch is going to take one dollar from you, you better believe she'd steal a twenty or fifty. Gotta cut her. Show her whose stage it is.
 
2013-01-19 05:28:00 AM
Number40:
"Had a stripper once. Just turned 18 and was working her way through community college. Took it in the hair like a champ all three times that night. Once while she was awake"...

Twice while she was asleep? Then you stole her money? How chivalrous.
 
2013-01-19 06:08:06 AM
How many dollars did they earn from their catfight?
 
2013-01-19 07:03:29 AM
My kind of dollar menu. What would they do over a $20?
 
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