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(Gawker)   The Algerian hostage crisis continues, as Al Qaeda terrorists holding several dozen...wait, we're getting something over the wire...OMG, MICHELLE OBAMA HAS BANGS   ( divider line
    More: Silly, hostage crisis, President Obama  
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2013-01-18 08:42:20 PM  
5 votes:

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" She Bangs ? "

2013-01-18 09:25:49 PM  
2 votes:
Wait, Michelle Obama bangs?!

HELL TO THE YES. I'd hit that like the fist of an angry slavemaster on a cotton plantation.
2013-01-18 10:51:26 PM  
1 vote:
Proof that Michelle Obama deals with Fringe elements.
2013-01-18 10:31:35 PM  
1 vote:

Lionel Mandrake: WTF is "Al Queda"

It's a fictional organization designed to legitimize wars of aggression against countries that have never done anything to us. Nothing more than a buzz-word to trigger a knee-jerk response. Any brown person who commits an act of violence (other than the brown people who are committing acts of violence on our behalf or while on our payroll) is automatically Al Qaeda.
2013-01-18 10:27:29 PM  
1 vote:
 I want to hit that so badly. However, she's also the kind of woman I'd be terrified of not satisfying, lest I end up in the Potomac. Seriously, if Michelle Obama ever came on to me (not gonna happen, I know), I'd probably run away screaming.
2013-01-18 10:20:14 PM  
1 vote:
For some reason that makes her look like a younger, much uglier Tina Turner to me.
2013-01-18 09:54:05 PM  
1 vote:

valar_morghulis: Oldiron_79: Thats a man baby

That's one gorgeous farking man then.

You gay brah?

No but I have always thought michelle looks like a transformer.
2013-01-18 09:46:10 PM  
1 vote:
Bang (n):- The last sound a Pakastani child in close proximity hears before she dies, meanwhile, the Nobel Peace Prize- winning individual who ordered her death poses with American children "to stop the violence".
2013-01-18 09:38:40 PM  
1 vote:
Thats a man baby
2013-01-18 07:59:43 PM  
1 vote:

Lionel Mandrake: WTF is "Al Queda"

Some cheese-filled new item at Taco Bell
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