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2013-01-18 07:52:24 PM  
WTF is "Al Queda"
 
2013-01-18 07:59:43 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: WTF is "Al Queda"


Some cheese-filled new item at Taco Bell
 
2013-01-18 08:05:01 PM  
It's an automatic response I have to put a u after a Q.  It just doesn't look right otherwise.

Al Qaeda.  OK.  All better now?
 
2013-01-18 08:18:56 PM  
Still waiting for the Fox News outrage.
 
2013-01-18 08:25:22 PM  
How many airplanes were grounded while she was getting this $1400 hairdo?  How much traffic was held up while FLOTUS was getting coiffed?  How many lives WERE DESTROYED???!!!!!

www.wired.com
 
2013-01-18 08:42:20 PM  
static.tvfanatic.com

" She Bangs ? "
 
2013-01-18 09:06:17 PM  

Contrabulous Flabtraption: Lionel Mandrake: WTF is "Al Queda"

Some cheese-filled new item at Taco Bell


I thought that was a "flaming al-quesedilla."
 
2013-01-18 09:22:56 PM  
Are they gang bangs?
 
2013-01-18 09:24:53 PM  
Bangs, to drape across her forehead.  This might be a giant news story.
 
2013-01-18 09:25:49 PM  
Wait, Michelle Obama bangs?!

HELL TO THE YES. I'd hit that like the fist of an angry slavemaster on a cotton plantation.
 
2013-01-18 09:36:54 PM  
2BANGZ
 
2013-01-18 09:38:40 PM  
Thats a man baby
 
2013-01-18 09:41:06 PM  
farm1.staticflickr.com
 
2013-01-18 09:41:51 PM  
i1079.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-18 09:42:10 PM  
Bangs? Big farking deal
 
2013-01-18 09:45:28 PM  
Bang bang, he shot me down
Bang bang, I hit the ground
Bang bang, that awful sound
Bang bang, my baby shot me down.
 
2013-01-18 09:46:10 PM  
Bang (n):- The last sound a Pakastani child in close proximity hears before she dies, meanwhile, the Nobel Peace Prize- winning individual who ordered her death poses with American children "to stop the violence".
 
2013-01-18 09:48:09 PM  
Well, I screwed that all to pieces...

Bang (n):- The last sound a Pakastani child in close proximity to Al Qaida #2 hears before she dies, meanwhile, the Nobel Peace Prize- winning individual who ordered her death by drone strike poses with American children "to stop the violence".
 
2013-01-18 09:49:23 PM  

Oldiron_79: Thats a man baby


That's one gorgeous farking man then.

You gay brah?
 
2013-01-18 09:53:04 PM  
She has boobs too!
 
2013-01-18 09:54:05 PM  

valar_morghulis: Oldiron_79: Thats a man baby

That's one gorgeous farking man then.

You gay brah?


No but I have always thought michelle looks like a tranny.
 
2013-01-18 09:54:24 PM  

PhiloeBedoe:


At first glance I thought that was a young Sadam.
 
2013-01-18 10:07:00 PM  

BronyMedic: Wait, Michelle Obama bangs?!

HELL TO THE YES. I'd hit that like the fist of an angry slavemaster on a cotton plantation.


You like the big a$$es? Cause hers is thick....
 
2013-01-18 10:13:32 PM  
I think she's great, but it's not her best look. It's okay, everyone wants to try something different now and then, and she's had the same hairstyle for a long time. New doesn't always work.
I am wondering how many men commenting about her hair have stupid overly-groomed facial hair that doesn't work, but they can't admit it.
 
2013-01-18 10:17:50 PM  
Bang, bang.
Feuer frei!
 
2013-01-18 10:18:34 PM  
So how do her bangs square with Barack's anti-gun stance?
 
2013-01-18 10:20:14 PM  
For some reason that makes her look like a younger, much uglier Tina Turner to me.
 
2013-01-18 10:24:01 PM  
Actually she looks pretty good in bangs. A lot of women look hideous in bangs, it's not a look that can work for everyone.
 
2013-01-18 10:27:29 PM  
 I want to hit that so badly. However, she's also the kind of woman I'd be terrified of not satisfying, lest I end up in the Potomac. Seriously, if Michelle Obama ever came on to me (not gonna happen, I know), I'd probably run away screaming.
 
2013-01-18 10:27:53 PM  
Bang, say da da da da
Tell me yes and let's feed the fire
Bang bang, say da da da
Nothin' less, I wanna hear a yes

/strong hair
//like Russian Hair-Metal
 
2013-01-18 10:31:35 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: WTF is "Al Queda"


It's a fictional organization designed to legitimize wars of aggression against countries that have never done anything to us. Nothing more than a buzz-word to trigger a knee-jerk response. Any brown person who commits an act of violence (other than the brown people who are committing acts of violence on our behalf or while on our payroll) is automatically Al Qaeda.
 
2013-01-18 10:34:31 PM  
Bangs can hide facelift scars.
 
2013-01-18 10:34:32 PM  

DrPainMD: Lionel Mandrake: WTF is "Al Queda"

It's a fictional organization designed to legitimize wars of aggression against countries that have never done anything to us. Nothing more than a buzz-word to trigger a knee-jerk response. Any brown person who commits an act of violence (other than the brown people who are committing acts of violence on our behalf or while on our payroll) is automatically Al Qaeda.


You're a truther huh?
 
2013-01-18 10:50:08 PM  
cf2.imgobject.com

I swear to God, I WILL CUT MY BANGS!
 
2013-01-18 10:50:19 PM  
That was the best piece of journalism that Gawker has posted in weeks
 
2013-01-18 10:51:26 PM  
Proof that Michelle Obama deals with Fringe elements.
 
2013-01-18 10:52:00 PM  

dickfreckle: I want to hit that so badly. However, she's also the kind of woman I'd be terrified of not satisfying, lest I end up in the Potomac. Seriously, if Michelle Obama ever came on to me (not gonna happen, I know), I'd probably run away screaming.


seriously? I am never going to understand the MO obsession. Quite attractive as far as First Ladies go. Not a bad looking middle aged women in general but I just don't get the hardon people get for her
 
2013-01-18 11:25:45 PM  
Bangs are horrible. Quick, someone start a whitehouse.gov petition demanding she get rid of them.

/too lazy to do it myself
 
2013-01-18 11:47:00 PM  

Mrtraveler01: DrPainMD: Lionel Mandrake: WTF is "Al Queda"

It's a fictional organization designed to legitimize wars of aggression against countries that have never done anything to us. Nothing more than a buzz-word to trigger a knee-jerk response. Any brown person who commits an act of violence (other than the brown people who are committing acts of violence on our behalf or while on our payroll) is automatically Al Qaeda.

You're a truther huh?


No, but I'm not gullible enough to believe everything I see on the news. And, since we got into these wars based on lies, I'm not about to believe those same liars now. What makes you think that they've suddenly decided to be honest?
 
2013-01-18 11:50:44 PM  

DrPainMD: What makes you think that they've suddenly decided to be honest?


Even the Africans want to get rid of this crowd.
 
2013-01-19 12:00:54 AM  
Um... didn't the Algerian military pretty definitively resolve the hostage crisis last night? I mean, not particularly _competently_, but still.

//I guess what I'm asking is... am I ahead or behind on current events?
 
2013-01-19 12:01:15 AM  
Farkers have set a pretty high bar for First Ladies. With such knockouts like Eleanor Roosevelt, Mamie Eisenhower, Bess Truman, Pat Nixon, Lady Bird Johnson, Barbara Bush, etc. to compare with, Michelle hardly stands a chance.
 
2013-01-19 12:02:29 AM  

Jim_Callahan: Um... didn't the Algerian military pretty definitively resolve the hostage crisis last night? I mean, not particularly _competently_, but still.

//I guess what I'm asking is... am I ahead or behind on current events?


Behind. They apparently had a skirmish with some terrorists/hostages trying to leave the facility, but there are still hostages and terrorists inside. It's not over yet.
 
2013-01-19 12:03:46 AM  
Nope, sorry. Do not want.
 
2013-01-19 12:04:41 AM  
Moochelle is just trying to look like a much smarter American hero:

cdn-ugc.cafemom.com
 
2013-01-19 12:07:19 AM  

gimmegimme: Moochelle is just trying to look like a much smarter American hero:

[cdn-ugc.cafemom.com image 234x261]


You can hate (rightfully so) on Palin all you want, but she is a helluva lot better looking than Michelle is.
 
2013-01-19 12:09:53 AM  

gimmegimme: Moochelle is just trying to look like a much smarter American hero:

[cdn-ugc.cafemom.com image 234x261]


I can only hope that was your attempt at humor. The operative word is "attempt".
 
2013-01-19 12:11:01 AM  

HAMMERTOE: Well, I screwed that all to pieces...

Bang (n):- The last sound a Pakastani child in close proximity to Al Qaida #2 hears before she dies, meanwhile, the Nobel Peace Prize- winning individual who ordered her death by drone strike poses with American children "to stop the violence".


No, you blew it.

A political troll, like a good joke, has to be done right the first time, or not at all.
 
2013-01-19 12:12:14 AM  

BronyMedic: Wait, Michelle Obama bangs?!

HELL TO THE YES. I'd hit that like the fist of an angry slavemaster on a cotton plantation.


I am going to imagine that you are black so I can laugh at that without feeling like a racist.
 
2013-01-19 12:12:46 AM  

99.998er: gimmegimme: Moochelle is just trying to look like a much smarter American hero:

[cdn-ugc.cafemom.com image 234x261]

I can only hope that was your attempt at humor. The operative word is "attempt".


Yeah, I'm just fooling.

mjbok: gimmegimme: Moochelle is just trying to look like a much smarter American hero:

[cdn-ugc.cafemom.com image 234x261]

You can hate (rightfully so) on Palin all you want, but she is a helluva lot better looking than Michelle is.


Okay...okay...but looks aside. Who would you rather have dinner with? Long talks? Which woman is a better companion on a long flight?
 
2013-01-19 12:16:08 AM  

Gyrfalcon: HAMMERTOE: Well, I screwed that all to pieces...

Bang (n):- The last sound a Pakastani child in close proximity to Al Qaida #2 hears before she dies, meanwhile, the Nobel Peace Prize- winning individual who ordered her death by drone strike poses with American children "to stop the violence".

No, you blew it.

A political troll, like a good joke, has to be done right the first time, or not at all.


Chill, Gyrfalcon. Fox News is on 24 hours a day; they have a lot of time to fill.
 
2013-01-19 12:18:39 AM  

gimmegimme: 99.998er: gimmegimme: Moochelle is just trying to look like a much smarter American hero:

[cdn-ugc.cafemom.com image 234x261]

I can only hope that was your attempt at humor. The operative word is "attempt".

Yeah, I'm just fooling.

mjbok: gimmegimme: Moochelle is just trying to look like a much smarter American hero:

[cdn-ugc.cafemom.com image 234x261]

You can hate (rightfully so) on Palin all you want, but she is a helluva lot better looking than Michelle is.

Okay...okay...but looks aside. Who would you rather have dinner with? Long talks? Which woman is a better companion on a long flight?


That is a no-brainer. Or should I say "no no-brainer"? Whatever...I choose door #2, MO.
 
2013-01-19 12:29:25 AM  
Bang Bang Bang on the door baby
 
2013-01-19 12:31:17 AM  
Am I the only one who thinks we're watching Indubitably sink deep into the depths of madness?
 
2013-01-19 12:33:11 AM  
Can Fark really talk? I don't see a link on the main page about the Algerian hostage situation. Granted, all I did was control-F "Algeria" and "hostage".
 
2013-01-19 12:35:08 AM  

whatshisname: DrPainMD: What makes you think that they've suddenly decided to be honest?

Even the Africans want to get rid of this crowd.


OK... that makes them a branch office of Al Qaeda, Inc.?
 
2013-01-19 12:35:39 AM  
Pretty sure the Algerian hostage crisis is pretty well resolved, unless you count picking up body parts as unresolved.
 
2013-01-19 12:38:47 AM  

whatshisname: Even the Africans want to get rid of this crowd.


I think it might have more to do with the history of Algeria since the late 80s. The Algerian govt has been fighting Islamic terrorists since then, it's nothing new, except for AQ being involved instead of just local douches.
 
2013-01-19 12:42:10 AM  

TheJoe03: whatshisname: Even the Africans want to get rid of this crowd.

I think it might have more to do with the history of Algeria since the late 80s. The Algerian govt has been fighting Islamic terrorists since then, it's nothing new, except for AQ being involved instead of just local douches.


Same old story. Arm your friends in one country (Libya) and they become your enemy next door.
 
2013-01-19 12:43:03 AM  
she turned 49 this week. she looks really good for 49.

that is all.
 
2013-01-19 12:50:44 AM  

skullkrusher: dickfreckle: I want to hit that so badly. However, she's also the kind of woman I'd be terrified of not satisfying, lest I end up in the Potomac. Seriously, if Michelle Obama ever came on to me (not gonna happen, I know), I'd probably run away screaming.

seriously? I am never going to understand the MO obsession. Quite attractive as far as First Ladies go. Not a bad looking middle aged women in general but I just don't get the hardon people get for her


Being First Lady has a lot to do with it. Hell, I would have farked Margaret Thatcher if she asked me to.
 
2013-01-19 01:09:49 AM  

gimmegimme: Okay...okay...but looks aside. Who would you rather have dinner with? Long talks? Which woman is a better companion on a long flight?


If I had a choice? Neither. If I had to choose, Michelle.
 
2013-01-19 02:26:14 AM  
fc03.deviantart.net
 
2013-01-19 02:29:05 AM  
So, subby could have posted a thread about the hostage situation. Instead, he chose to prove himself a racist. Good work, subby.
 
2013-01-19 02:42:10 AM  
I wish we'd just attack and let them shoot the hostages whenever shiat like this happened. If terrorists knew we were willing to kill our own to get them it would be a strong disincentive to taking Americans histage and ultimately save lives.
 
2013-01-19 04:58:39 AM  
Michelle has had a number of hair styles but just like Hilary none of them have helped the basic biatch face problem.

olbroad.com
 
2013-01-19 05:01:23 AM  
Black woman changes wig, news at 11
 
2013-01-19 05:45:15 AM  
Is Algeria a scandal yet?
 
2013-01-19 05:56:06 AM  
In the early 90s bin laden was based in sudan, where he cultivated relationships with regional anti-American forces bringing them under the banner of al qaeda. Subsequently he was forced out and set up in Afghanistan
 
2013-01-19 06:05:32 AM  

m its beginning, Islam has been a central feature in Africa. Africa was the first continent into which Islam expanded, and it has become an integral part of many African cultures and histories. [1] There are conflicting statistics of religions in Africa and the world, from different sources. According to Britannica Online, the Muslim population of Africa in 2010, was 421,938,820 (40.84%), while Christians were 488,880,000 (47.32%), African traditional religions (ethnoreligionists) were 109,592,000 (10.6%), and all other remaining beliefs were 12,632.200 (1.22%), from the 1033,043,000 total population of Africa (100%) in 2010. [2] According to both Encyclopædia Britannica (2003) and World Book Encyclopedia, Islam is the largest religion in Africa, followed by Christianity. [3][4] Africa harbors the highest percentage of Muslims (52.39%). [5][unreliable source?] A quarter of the world's Muslims live in Africa. [6]

...

Algeria is 98.2% muslim
 
2013-01-19 07:44:25 AM  
huffnpuff.us

BANGS?? She's a walking pro-gun billboard. Arrest her!
 
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