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		The Algerian hostage crisis continues, as Al Qaeda terrorists holding several dozen...wait, we're getting something over the wire...OMG, MICHELLE OBAMA HAS BANGS (gawker.com)		71
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Lionel Mandrake		2013-01-18 07:52:24 PM

WTF is "Al Queda"

Contrabulous Flabtraption		2013-01-18 07:59:43 PM

Lionel Mandrake: WTF is "Al Queda"

Some cheese-filled new item at Taco Bell

dahmers love zombie		2013-01-18 08:05:01 PM

It's an automatic response I have to put a u after a Q. It just doesn't look right otherwise.

Al Qaeda. OK. All better now?

fusillade762		2013-01-18 08:18:56 PM

Still waiting for the Fox News outrage.

AdolfOliverPanties		2013-01-18 08:25:22 PM

How many airplanes were grounded while she was getting this $1400 hairdo? How much traffic was held up while FLOTUS was getting coiffed? How many lives WERE DESTROYED???!!!!!

www.wired.com

Nothing To See Here		2013-01-18 08:42:20 PM

" She Bangs ? "

ajgeek		2013-01-18 09:06:17 PM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: Lionel Mandrake: WTF is "Al Queda"

Some cheese-filled new item at Taco Bell

I thought that was a "flaming al-quesedilla."

Amos Quito		2013-01-18 09:22:56 PM

Are they gang bangs?

Makh		2013-01-18 09:24:53 PM

Bangs, to drape across her forehead. This might be a giant news story.

BronyMedic		2013-01-18 09:25:49 PM

Wait, Michelle Obama bangs?!

HELL TO THE YES. I'd hit that like the fist of an angry slavemaster on a cotton plantation.

BlueDog		2013-01-18 09:36:54 PM

2BANGZ

Oldiron_79		2013-01-18 09:38:40 PM

Thats a man baby

macadamnut		2013-01-18 09:41:06 PM

PhiloeBedoe		2013-01-18 09:41:51 PM

Hack Patooey		2013-01-18 09:42:10 PM

Bangs? Big farking deal

skinink		2013-01-18 09:45:28 PM

Bang bang, he shot me down
Bang bang, I hit the ground
Bang bang, that awful sound
Bang bang, my baby shot me down.

HAMMERTOE		2013-01-18 09:46:10 PM

Bang (n):- The last sound a Pakastani child in close proximity hears before she dies, meanwhile, the Nobel Peace Prize- winning individual who ordered her death poses with American children "to stop the violence".

HAMMERTOE		2013-01-18 09:48:09 PM

Well, I screwed that all to pieces...

Bang (n):- The last sound a Pakastani child in close proximity to Al Qaida #2 hears before she dies, meanwhile, the Nobel Peace Prize- winning individual who ordered her death by drone strike poses with American children "to stop the violence".

valar_morghulis		2013-01-18 09:49:23 PM

Oldiron_79: Thats a man baby

That's one gorgeous farking man then.

You gay brah?

The Real Weedlord Bonerhitler		2013-01-18 09:53:04 PM

She has boobs too!

Oldiron_79		2013-01-18 09:54:05 PM

valar_morghulis: Oldiron_79: Thats a man baby

That's one gorgeous farking man then.

You gay brah?

No but I have always thought michelle looks like a tranny.

DownDaRiver		2013-01-18 09:54:24 PM

PhiloeBedoe:

At first glance I thought that was a young Sadam.

Shae123		2013-01-18 10:07:00 PM

BronyMedic: Wait, Michelle Obama bangs?!

HELL TO THE YES. I'd hit that like the fist of an angry slavemaster on a cotton plantation.

You like the big a$$es? Cause hers is thick....

Spartacus Outlaw		2013-01-18 10:13:32 PM

I think she's great, but it's not her best look. It's okay, everyone wants to try something different now and then, and she's had the same hairstyle for a long time. New doesn't always work.
I am wondering how many men commenting about her hair have stupid overly-groomed facial hair that doesn't work, but they can't admit it.

Ryker's Peninsula		2013-01-18 10:17:50 PM

Bang, bang.
Feuer frei!

TommyDeuce		2013-01-18 10:18:34 PM

So how do her bangs square with Barack's anti-gun stance?

mjbok		2013-01-18 10:20:14 PM

For some reason that makes her look like a younger, much uglier Tina Turner to me.

tortilla burger		2013-01-18 10:24:01 PM

Actually she looks pretty good in bangs. A lot of women look hideous in bangs, it's not a look that can work for everyone.

dickfreckle		2013-01-18 10:27:29 PM

I want to hit that so badly. However, she's also the kind of woman I'd be terrified of not satisfying, lest I end up in the Potomac. Seriously, if Michelle Obama ever came on to me (not gonna happen, I know), I'd probably run away screaming.

TommyDeuce		2013-01-18 10:27:53 PM

Bang, say da da da da
Tell me yes and let's feed the fire
Bang bang, say da da da
Nothin' less, I wanna hear a yes

/strong hair
//like Russian Hair-Metal

DrPainMD		2013-01-18 10:31:35 PM

Lionel Mandrake: WTF is "Al Queda"

It's a fictional organization designed to legitimize wars of aggression against countries that have never done anything to us. Nothing more than a buzz-word to trigger a knee-jerk response. Any brown person who commits an act of violence (other than the brown people who are committing acts of violence on our behalf or while on our payroll) is automatically Al Qaeda.

uncleacid		2013-01-18 10:34:31 PM

Bangs can hide facelift scars.

Mrtraveler01		2013-01-18 10:34:32 PM

DrPainMD: Lionel Mandrake: WTF is "Al Queda"

It's a fictional organization designed to legitimize wars of aggression against countries that have never done anything to us. Nothing more than a buzz-word to trigger a knee-jerk response. Any brown person who commits an act of violence (other than the brown people who are committing acts of violence on our behalf or while on our payroll) is automatically Al Qaeda.

You're a truther huh?

Pfighting Polish		2013-01-18 10:50:08 PM

I swear to God, I WILL CUT MY BANGS!

skullkrusher		2013-01-18 10:50:19 PM

That was the best piece of journalism that Gawker has posted in weeks

sunsawed		2013-01-18 10:51:26 PM

Proof that Michelle Obama deals with Fringe elements.

skullkrusher		2013-01-18 10:52:00 PM

dickfreckle: I want to hit that so badly. However, she's also the kind of woman I'd be terrified of not satisfying, lest I end up in the Potomac. Seriously, if Michelle Obama ever came on to me (not gonna happen, I know), I'd probably run away screaming.

seriously? I am never going to understand the MO obsession. Quite attractive as far as First Ladies go. Not a bad looking middle aged women in general but I just don't get the hardon people get for her

Nunpoo		2013-01-18 11:25:45 PM

Bangs are horrible. Quick, someone start a whitehouse.gov petition demanding she get rid of them.

/too lazy to do it myself

DrPainMD		2013-01-18 11:47:00 PM

Mrtraveler01: DrPainMD: Lionel Mandrake: WTF is "Al Queda"

It's a fictional organization designed to legitimize wars of aggression against countries that have never done anything to us. Nothing more than a buzz-word to trigger a knee-jerk response. Any brown person who commits an act of violence (other than the brown people who are committing acts of violence on our behalf or while on our payroll) is automatically Al Qaeda.

You're a truther huh?

No, but I'm not gullible enough to believe everything I see on the news. And, since we got into these wars based on lies, I'm not about to believe those same liars now. What makes you think that they've suddenly decided to be honest?

whatshisname		2013-01-18 11:50:44 PM

DrPainMD: What makes you think that they've suddenly decided to be honest?

Even the Africans want to get rid of this crowd.

Jim_Callahan		2013-01-19 12:00:54 AM

Um... didn't the Algerian military pretty definitively resolve the hostage crisis last night? I mean, not particularly _competently_, but still.

//I guess what I'm asking is... am I ahead or behind on current events?

99.998er		2013-01-19 12:01:15 AM

Farkers have set a pretty high bar for First Ladies. With such knockouts like Eleanor Roosevelt, Mamie Eisenhower, Bess Truman, Pat Nixon, Lady Bird Johnson, Barbara Bush, etc. to compare with, Michelle hardly stands a chance.

whatshisname		2013-01-19 12:02:29 AM

Jim_Callahan: Um... didn't the Algerian military pretty definitively resolve the hostage crisis last night? I mean, not particularly _competently_, but still.

//I guess what I'm asking is... am I ahead or behind on current events?

Behind. They apparently had a skirmish with some terrorists/hostages trying to leave the facility, but there are still hostages and terrorists inside. It's not over yet.

westfalc		2013-01-19 12:03:46 AM

Nope, sorry. Do not want.

gimmegimme		2013-01-19 12:04:41 AM

Moochelle is just trying to look like a much smarter American hero:

cdn-ugc.cafemom.com

mjbok		2013-01-19 12:07:19 AM

gimmegimme: Moochelle is just trying to look like a much smarter American hero:

[cdn-ugc.cafemom.com image 234x261]

You can hate (rightfully so) on Palin all you want, but she is a helluva lot better looking than Michelle is.

99.998er		2013-01-19 12:09:53 AM

gimmegimme: Moochelle is just trying to look like a much smarter American hero:

[cdn-ugc.cafemom.com image 234x261]

I can only hope that was your attempt at humor. The operative word is "attempt".

Gyrfalcon		2013-01-19 12:11:01 AM

HAMMERTOE: Well, I screwed that all to pieces...

Bang (n):- The last sound a Pakastani child in close proximity to Al Qaida #2 hears before she dies, meanwhile, the Nobel Peace Prize- winning individual who ordered her death by drone strike poses with American children "to stop the violence".

No, you blew it.

A political troll, like a good joke, has to be done right the first time, or not at all.

jdmac		2013-01-19 12:12:14 AM

BronyMedic: Wait, Michelle Obama bangs?!

HELL TO THE YES. I'd hit that like the fist of an angry slavemaster on a cotton plantation.

I am going to imagine that you are black so I can laugh at that without feeling like a racist.

gimmegimme		2013-01-19 12:12:46 AM

99.998er: gimmegimme: Moochelle is just trying to look like a much smarter American hero:

[cdn-ugc.cafemom.com image 234x261]

I can only hope that was your attempt at humor. The operative word is "attempt".

Yeah, I'm just fooling.

mjbok: gimmegimme: Moochelle is just trying to look like a much smarter American hero:

[cdn-ugc.cafemom.com image 234x261]

You can hate (rightfully so) on Palin all you want, but she is a helluva lot better looking than Michelle is.

Okay...okay...but looks aside. Who would you rather have dinner with? Long talks? Which woman is a better companion on a long flight?

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