Via Infinito: Fifty Shades of Takei
23FPB23: You gotta be some kind of stupid to let ANYONE handcuff you to a bed, etc.I don't care which gender you are, they are, how close you think you are, none of it!Its that lightning strike chance that the ONE time you let someone bind you beyond your control is when they have some sort of mental break.Next thing you know, you're bleeding out from your freshly mutilated genitals.Handcuffs.Not. Even. Once.
JayCab: Genevieve Marie: RoyBatty: Can someone explain to me why so many feminists (and often it seems, so many rad fems) will write about how much they are into BSDM itself?It seems contradictory.It's not at all contradictory. Feminists are generally pretty pro-sex as long as it's completely consensual. I don't feel the need to police how any other adult chooses to have their consensual sexy time.In addition, it is not uncommon for those women who ARE quite strong and constantly in control of their own lives to desire a way to escape from that and to let someone else have control for some time. While people tend to focus on the "whips and chains" aspect of BDSM, I'm of the opinion that a much larger part of it is the (consensual) exchange of and willing surrender (or taking, depending on role) of control."Fantasy" doesn't always means "wants to live that way", just "likes to go there from time to time".
Genevieve Marie: RoyBatty: Can someone explain to me why so many feminists (and often it seems, so many rad fems) will write about how much they are into BSDM itself?It seems contradictory.It's not at all contradictory. Feminists are generally pretty pro-sex as long as it's completely consensual. I don't feel the need to police how any other adult chooses to have their consensual sexy time.
Shakespeare's Sister: Ok, so Fifty Shades of Gray isn't Hemingway or Faulkner, so what? I have read all three of the books, and I liked them. They were fun brain candy.These books misrepresent BDSM and other sexy time fun. . .like main stream porn has it right?
cgraves67: Just out of curiosity, how does that stack up against, say, Charles Dickens or Mark Twain?
23FPB23: You gotta be some kind of stupid to let ANYONE handcuff you to a bed, etc.
Zoomaster: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 850x566]/This works for me
RoyBatty: Can someone explain to me why so many feminists (and often it seems, so many rad fems) will write about how much they are into BSDM itself?It seems contradictory.
ProfessorOhki: I don't recall Dickens really describing that many orgasms.
StubhyGraham: Genevieve Marie: StubhyGraham: In case anyone wants to check out my poorly written erotic novel. Link/Hangs head in shameThat actually looks like a really fun read.Thanks. Over the years, I think I've stolen enough comments from this site and used them in the book to make it somewhat decent. You all will be getting royalty checks as soon as I actually have a royalty to pay out.
Ishkur: Everything you need to know about 50 Shades of Gray:#: of occurrences of literary device41: characters roll their eyes35: Ana bites her lip16: Christian's lips "quirk up"17: Christian "cocks his head to one side"15: characters "purse" their lips50: characters raise their eyebrows80: references to Ana's anthropomorphic "subconscious"58: references to Ana's "inner goddess"92: Ana saying some form of "oh crap" (including "holy crap", "double crap", or "triple crap").81: Ana says "Jeez"72: Ana says "oh my"125: Ana "blushes" or "flushes" (including 13 that are "scarlet," 6 that are "crimson," and one that is "stars and stripes red.")13: Ana "peeks up" at Christian9: references to Christian's "hooded eyes"7: references to Christians "long index finger"25: references to how "hot" Christian is (including 4: "He's so freaking hot.")10: Christian's "mouth presses into a hard line"199: characters "murmur"49: characters "mutter"195: characters "whisper"21: characters "clamber" on/in/out of things34: characters "smirk"46: characters "gasp"18: "breath hitches"124: "grins"124 "frowns"And orgasms are always described as intense, body-shattering, delicious, violent, all-consuming, turbulent, agonizing and exhaustingAnd this is only book one.
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