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(HyperVocal)   Either this is the dumbest mother of all time or the best driver of all time. HOLY FARKBALLS   (hypervocal.com) divider line 30
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2013-01-18 05:57:27 PM  
I would have just closed my eyes and braced for the hit.
 
2013-01-18 06:09:58 PM  
I'd opt for Best Driver, particularly since he stopped afterwards.
Hell's teeth!
 
2013-01-18 06:12:08 PM  
If that had been me driving that would have been Darwin hitting the jackpot. shiat happens to stupid people.
 
2013-01-18 06:17:58 PM  
Looks like that kid in pink leaned backwards and got beamed...

/Badum Tsh
//I'm here all week.
///SLASHIES!!!
 
2013-01-18 06:18:17 PM  
Pulse-pounding, to say the least. Holy shiat!
 
2013-01-18 06:25:40 PM  
scam
 
2013-01-18 06:41:31 PM  
I like to imagine the Russian dash cam compilation videos as the real time POV of one single driver's crazy day, as he gets respawned all day long.
 
2013-01-18 07:13:17 PM  

Tillmaster: I'd opt for Best Driver, particularly since he stopped afterwards.
Hell's teeth!


Hopefully he only stopped to beat the crap out of the mother.
 
2013-01-18 07:18:39 PM  
Part of being the best driver in the world is his speed, or lack of it. I can't tell how fast he was going but it couldn't have been over 30mph and probably much less than that.

This will probably show up in the next roadfail.altervista.org collection. And if you're that guy who doesn't know, the answer to your question is "car insurance fraud is rampant in Russia and Eastern Europe so everyone there has dashboard cams".
 
2013-01-18 07:24:36 PM  
Yea, those kids would be dead if I had been driving. When I see small woodland creatures I just brace for impact.
 
2013-01-18 07:33:44 PM  
Watching that gif a few times, I'm less than certain the car missed.
 
2013-01-18 07:35:19 PM  

HellRaisingHoosier: Yea, those kids would be dead if I had been driving. When I see small woodland creatures I just brace for impact.


Same.. I don't swerve for shiat..
 
2013-01-18 07:40:37 PM  
The insurance company tells me that when this happens, its better to just drive through it, because if you panic steer, you're going off the road, and could damage your car on trees our houses.


/DRIVE THROUGH IT biatch!!
 
2013-01-18 07:46:29 PM  
Farkballs, indeed.
 
2013-01-18 07:48:06 PM  
holy farkballs indeed...
 
2013-01-18 08:04:42 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: If that had been me driving that would have been Darwin hitting the jackpot. shiat happens to stupid people.


Wait, shiat happens to small children of stupid people? Are you actually saying that somehow it's a good thing when small children of irresponsible people get killed?
 
2013-01-18 08:44:09 PM  

howdoibegin: Smeggy Smurf: If that had been me driving that would have been Darwin hitting the jackpot. shiat happens to stupid people.

Wait, shiat happens to small children of stupid people? Are you actually saying that somehow it's a good thing when small children of irresponsible people get killed?


I think he's saying he would've swerved right and hit the mom.  I'm hoping that's what he meant.
 
2013-01-18 09:13:10 PM  
Holy farkballs, indeed.
 
2013-01-18 09:15:02 PM  
1. The deed is done. Don't stop.
2. Cut the camera's memory chip into little pieces, burn them, scatter the ashes.
3. Drink to forget.... drink.... to forget.
 
2013-01-18 10:03:04 PM  

Easy Reader: I like to imagine the Russian dash cam compilation videos as the real time POV of one single driver's crazy day, as he gets respawned all day long.


That should be a GTA IV add-on.
 
2013-01-18 10:54:32 PM  

Honest Bender: 3. Drink to forget.... drink.... to forget.


It's Russia, they got that part covered.
 
2013-01-18 10:58:04 PM  

Gilligann: Tillmaster: I'd opt for Best Driver, particularly since he stopped afterwards.
Hell's teeth!

Hopefully he only stopped to beat the crap out of the mother.


And out of his pants.
 
2013-01-18 11:41:28 PM  
 
2013-01-19 12:08:27 AM  

Ed Finnerty: That should be a GTA IV add-on.


Oh, you don't even need an add-on. Just go to GTAIV\common\data, open handling.dat and set wbias to -9.

Link
 
2013-01-19 12:34:40 AM  
there are times one would swear a mom takes her spawn into public just to torture others. her decision backfired and she wants you to suffer her joy too.

and there are times i swear parents put their children into deadly perilous situations half hoping it will end the little lives. being a full time caretaker is more demanding than most people realize. the lack of sleep, the demand for attention and the wish for adult social interaction makes once happy parents mentally unwell. children die at their parents hands all the time. cycle of life.
 
2013-01-19 01:05:30 AM  
I just pissed myself
 
2013-01-19 01:09:46 AM  

The Onion is prophetic: howdoibegin: Smeggy Smurf: If that had been me driving that would have been Darwin hitting the jackpot. shiat happens to stupid people.

Wait, shiat happens to small children of stupid people? Are you actually saying that somehow it's a good thing when small children of irresponsible people get killed?

I think he's saying he would've swerved right and hit the mom.  I'm hoping that's what he meant.


My rig doesn't stop easily on slick roads nor does it turn in a hurry. All of them would have been a smear on the road and not a damned thing could have been done. shiat happens when you taunt Darwin.
 
2013-01-19 07:59:36 AM  
Carmageddon extra bonus points for "what a punt!"

/aisle seat
 
2013-01-19 10:27:21 AM  

evilsofa: Ed Finnerty: That should be a GTA IV add-on.

Oh, you don't even need an add-on. Just go to GTAIV\common\data, open handling.dat and set wbias to -9.

Link


Cool! Thanks!
 
2013-01-21 01:53:23 PM  

TeamEd: Watching that gif a few times, I'm less than certain the car missed.


You noticed the right side of the car sort of jolt upwards as if it had run over something?

ugh
 
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