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(Jezebel)   Made for Fark headline - Unhappy with your gross vagina? Why not try "The Barbie"?   (jezebel.com ) divider line
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2013-01-18 06:09:42 PM  

JonnyG: I'm just gonna come out and say it. There are some ladies who really need this. I've seen several less-than-beautiful vaginas. And can someone tell me why it is that they can't all be placed in the same spot? I swear, going from woman to woman is a pain in the ass just because of this. You learn the slide-in angle of one woman, move on to the next and all of a sudden the slide-in angle doesn't work and you're shattering bone.

Come on ladies. Please.


I'm just gonna come out and say it. There are some gentlemen out there who really need penis surgery. I've seen several less-than-beautiful cocks. And can someone tell me why it is that they all can't be bent the same way? I swear, going from man to man is a pain in the ass just because of this. You learn the specific curve of one penis, move on to the next and all of a sudden the angle doesn't work and you're getting your pelvis jabbed.

Come one guys. Please.
 
2013-01-18 06:12:54 PM  

Brick-House: Nothing quite like eating a meat curtain cream pie. And ladies, try leaving a little fur done there. If I wanted the pussy to look like it was from a 12 year old, i'd get a 12 year old.


Why is it that so many are familiar with what a 12 year-old's genitals look like.

I do not have control over what I find visually appealing. I like the look of shaved pubic areas. I also find some women's genitals attractive and some not. I don't get a choice in this.

And the problem with 12 year-old girls is they don't like jazz.
 
2013-01-18 06:14:10 PM  
 
2013-01-18 06:16:20 PM  
So what?

Oh that's right, this is the thread where desperate Farkers trip over each other to claim that not only do they not have a preference for what a vulva looks like, but that they prefer an extreme that becomes a caricature of the average vulva.


Everyone has a preference, and sorry ladies, some of you do fall out of the bell curve.
 
2013-01-18 06:16:25 PM  
Jonny G and miss diminutive (sp?):

But isn't half the fun getting to know how to find the right angle of the dangle to match the heat of the meat? Besides, a uniform anatomy for all men (and womyn) would be boring.

\sorry, couldn't resist.
 
2013-01-18 06:18:10 PM  

miss diminutive: JonnyG: I'm just gonna come out and say it. There are some ladies who really need this. I've seen several less-than-beautiful vaginas. And can someone tell me why it is that they can't all be placed in the same spot? I swear, going from woman to woman is a pain in the ass just because of this. You learn the slide-in angle of one woman, move on to the next and all of a sudden the slide-in angle doesn't work and you're shattering bone.

Come on ladies. Please.

I'm just gonna come out and say it. There are some gentlemen out there who really need penis surgery. I've seen several less-than-beautiful cocks. And can someone tell me why it is that they all can't be bent the same way? I swear, going from man to man is a pain in the ass just because of this. You learn the specific curve of one penis, move on to the next and all of a sudden the angle doesn't work and you're getting your pelvis jabbed.

Come one guys. Please.


Well said!
 
2013-01-18 06:19:39 PM  
When I express doubt at the end of the consultation, wondering aloud if I need the surgery, he shrugs his shoulders and smiles benevolently.

"Whatever makes you happy."


According to TFA, this is considered patronizing.

/wtf?
 
2013-01-18 06:25:30 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-18 06:27:34 PM  
Any woman who cares about what a man thinks of her down there to the point of obsessing about it has WAY more problems than a messed up cooter. This is someone men should be avoiding altogether so as not to perpetuate the retardation...
 
2013-01-18 06:28:15 PM  
 
2013-01-18 06:29:52 PM  
The article redeems itself by linking to Show Your Vagina on tumblr. I forgot what the article was about.
 
2013-01-18 06:30:43 PM  
Uees they cause you to trip when you walk it deems unnecessary but whatever
 
2013-01-18 06:32:16 PM  
There's someone for anyone--this might not be such a great idea to have enter the culture.

That said, I have broken up with girls who have stray hairs around the areolas or wellie flaps. They're not my cup of tea. If I see wizard sleeves in my online pron, I click the close button as fast as possible.

/And I'm sure girls have broken up with me for arbitrary reasons, too, so don't yell at me.
 
2013-01-18 06:32:23 PM  
Also, if you shave your legs, shave the vagina area. At least most of it.
 
2013-01-18 06:32:30 PM  
Labia minora and majora; those are the ones that are supposed to look like bears, right? I think the ancient people must have been tripping pretty hard cuz I never see that shiat when I look at the stars.
 
2013-01-18 06:32:53 PM  
miss diminutive: Seriously, if someone could explain to me how someone with a ten inch horsecack believes they are a woman, I'd be grateful. I have to believe I'm a man with the little nub I have. I have barely enough to point the stream at the water, that's it. I really wish I could get just one of those transformers to give me their cack so I could feel confident in the gym locker room...
As it is, I'm one of "those" guys who wraps a towel around my gym shorts to change...
I also really like saying "horsecack".
 
2013-01-18 06:34:37 PM  

miss diminutive: JonnyG: I'm just gonna come out and say it. There are some ladies who really need this. I've seen several less-than-beautiful vaginas. And can someone tell me why it is that they can't all be placed in the same spot? I swear, going from woman to woman is a pain in the ass just because of this. You learn the slide-in angle of one woman, move on to the next and all of a sudden the slide-in angle doesn't work and you're shattering bone.

Come on ladies. Please.

I'm just gonna come out and say it. There are some gentlemen out there who really need penis surgery. I've seen several less-than-beautiful cocks. And can someone tell me why it is that they all can't be bent the same way? I swear, going from man to man is a pain in the ass just because of this. You learn the specific curve of one penis, move on to the next and all of a sudden the angle doesn't work and you're getting your pelvis jabbed.

Come one guys. Please.


Truth is truth.
 
2013-01-18 06:35:10 PM  

loonatic112358: HotWingConspiracy: Wake me when they perfect the horizontal slit.

That's easy, you just rotate the woman


My cousin told me oriental woman were that way naturally, when I was very young.  I wasn't all that disappointed to discover the truth a few years later...

On Topic, women, don't... Really don't.  Natural is better than fake every time.  Reconstruction is another matter,  and totally fine, otherwise be happy in your skin, some awesome someone will love you as you are.
 
2013-01-18 06:37:42 PM  

RoyBatty: [i.imgur.com image 599x1155]


re: Jezebel hate-ical

It's too, too depressing.
 
2013-01-18 06:38:35 PM  

sno man: loonatic112358: HotWingConspiracy: Wake me when they perfect the horizontal slit.

My cousin told me oriental woman were that way naturally


It's true. And the wider you spread their legs, the tighter they get.
 
2013-01-18 06:40:39 PM  
I have thought about getting this done and it is not because of how it looks. I find when having sex that they get in the way, which is something that did not happen before I had children. Time and child birth streched the buggers out and I would like to get them back to pre-birth days.
 
2013-01-18 06:43:12 PM  
uncleacid: "144 vagina's would look weird."

So would an apostrophe plural.

Brick-House: "Nothing quite like eating a meat curtain cream pie. And ladies, try leaving a little fur done there. If I wanted the pussy to look like it was from a 12 year old, i'd get a 12 year old."

So naturally, you're also OK with your woman not shaving her armpits, legs and upper lip, correct? And what about naturally hairless women like Asians? They're all cuckoo in the head according to you?
 
2013-01-18 06:43:25 PM  

Guest: I have thought about getting this done and it is not because of how it looks. I find when having sex that they get in the way, which is something that did not happen before I had children. Time and child birth streched the buggers out and I would like to get them back to pre-birth days.


Kegels and raspberry tea may help.

/satisfied father of four.
 
2013-01-18 06:44:59 PM  

miss diminutive: JonnyG: I'm just gonna come out and say it. There are some ladies who really need this. I've seen several less-than-beautiful vaginas. And can someone tell me why it is that they can't all be placed in the same spot? I swear, going from woman to woman is a pain in the ass just because of this. You learn the slide-in angle of one woman, move on to the next and all of a sudden the slide-in angle doesn't work and you're shattering bone.

Come on ladies. Please.

I'm just gonna come out and say it. There are some gentlemen out there who really need penis surgery. I've seen several less-than-beautiful cocks. And can someone tell me why it is that they all can't be bent the same way? I swear, going from man to man is a pain in the ass just because of this. You learn the specific curve of one penis, move on to the next and all of a sudden the angle doesn't work and you're getting your pelvis jabbed.

Come one guys. Please.


Now that you've put pressure on me, I'm compelled to go get penis surgery because I can't think for myself or take responsibility for my feelings.

Someone out there doesn't like the shape of my penis. It's that person's fault if I go get penis surgery.

Seriously, are women *ever* to be held accountable for their own actions?
 
2013-01-18 06:47:32 PM  
Ahead of the curve .(May be NSFW)

www.pridefoundation.org
 
2013-01-18 06:50:17 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Ahead of the curve .(May be NSFW)

[www.pridefoundation.org image 500x333]


I was wondering if Hedwig was going to turn up in this thread
 
2013-01-18 06:51:43 PM  
Remember: If one man has an opinion about something, ALL men share that same opinion.
 
2013-01-18 06:52:12 PM  
The headline was so ridiculous I thought it must be a joke.

cf.geekdo-images.com

I got through a paragraph and a few comments and I just can't handle it.

orangecow.org
 
2013-01-18 06:52:52 PM  
Ladies, there already a perfect accessory available for you, which will advertise and complement your new look:

"Happy as a clam"

i1.cpcache.com
 
2013-01-18 06:58:03 PM  

Counter_Intelligent: Glancing Blow: The WHO has offered four classifications of female circumcision

What a band!


Who's next?
 
2013-01-18 06:59:05 PM  
Oh fark no.
 
2013-01-18 07:06:21 PM  
Here's how it all went. Japanese porn laws said, "No fur must show". So all the models, rather than covering that area, shaved. Two things came from that: The Japanese fascination with prepubescent schoolgirls and the Westerners all getting shaved. Now with that area all bare of fuzz, people are getting all sorts of opinions about how the newly exposed areas are supposed to look. Thanks again, porn. We all have to look like a small subset of the population (slender, a certain age, decorative in general).

Let me put it this way. If you are a woman and you want to impress a guy, ask yourself if you really want to be around guys who got their notions of female beauty from pornography. Men, if you are looking for someone who looks like a porn star, you're limiting the pool of women you can take your pants off with.
 
2013-01-18 07:06:36 PM  

Glancing Blow:
Type III (infibulation), removal of all or part of the inner and outer labia, and usually the clitoris, and the fusion of the wound, leaving a small hole for the passage of urine and menstrual blood-the fused wound is opened for intercourse and childbirth.
In the traditional manner by a circumciser using a knife, razor, or scissors


Jesus christ, people are vile.


It think I'm going to sign up for that one way trip to Mars.
 
2013-01-18 07:24:47 PM  
don't do it, if someone says you should, punch them in the face and find a better someone
 
2013-01-18 07:25:29 PM  
Ewwwww, I didn't know the inside flippyflaps could get so large that they protrude beyond the outside flaps. I think I'd have mine hacked off too if they did that, that is just aesthetically unappealing.
 
2013-01-18 07:25:45 PM  
trying to improve pussy. what have we become?
 
2013-01-18 07:26:34 PM  
s3.grouponcdn.com
 
2013-01-18 07:27:15 PM  

FourBlackBars: [s3.grouponcdn.com image 440x267]


if it looks like that you've got problems this kind of surgery can't help
 
2013-01-18 07:28:44 PM  
Much like being rail thin skinny the only people that really care are you and the magazine or gossip website trying to sell you something.

Unless your ladyparts hang down to your knees or something no guy really cares.
 
2013-01-18 07:28:45 PM  
i172.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-18 07:38:43 PM  
I've seen labia minora that extend further than any scrotum I've seen and I've seen equal numbers of both working in ORs. It's hilarious reading self righteous BS like this and then hearing the disparaging things women say about uncircumcised men and smegma. Women go apeshiat about smegma and say things that no man would I've ever heard say about thrush or menstrual bleeding.
 
2013-01-18 07:40:06 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: miss diminutive: Seriously, if someone could explain to me how someone with a ten inch horsecack believes they are a woman, I'd be grateful. I have to believe I'm a man with the little nub I have. I have barely enough to point the stream at the water, that's it. I really wish I could get just one of those transformers to give me their cack so I could feel confident in the gym locker room...
As it is, I'm one of "those" guys who wraps a towel around my gym shorts to change...
I also really like saying "horsecack".


So how many mpg does your H2 get?
 
2013-01-18 07:42:46 PM  

Japonesa: Ewwwww, I didn't know the inside flippyflaps could get so large that they protrude beyond the outside flaps. I think I'd have mine hacked off too if they did that, that is just aesthetically unappealing.


Damn proud of my Mick Jagger lips. Think that's gross? Just picture the 8 lb human who entered into the world that-a-way. No complications. I'd tell you to kiss my saggy wrinkled boobs, but you're not worthy.
 
2013-01-18 07:44:52 PM  
I love them flappy inner lips. Gives me something to chew on.
 
2013-01-18 07:50:46 PM  
Oldiron_79: The way I'm hung I'd need to buy three H2s.
 
2013-01-18 07:53:22 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: Oldiron_79: The way I'm hung I'd need to buy three H2s.


Did you know there's a direct correlation between penis size and life expectancy?
 
2013-01-18 07:55:53 PM  

Rindred: The article redeems itself by linking to Show Your Vagina on tumblr. I forgot what the article was about.


I looked at that site. Not quite as good as the name would suggest. Not even close.
 
2013-01-18 07:56:20 PM  
So, maybe it's been asked already, but how is this different from male circumcision?
 
2013-01-18 08:02:09 PM  

Ed Grubermann: Quantum Apostrophe: Oldiron_79: The way I'm hung I'd need to buy three H2s.

Did you know there's a direct correlation between penis size and life expectancy?


Then I'm going to live for ~700 years!

Wait? Directly proportional and not inversely proportional? :(
 
2013-01-18 08:03:48 PM  
People want to do shiat to themselves?

Who cares?
 
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