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(Jezebel)   Made for Fark headline - Unhappy with your gross vagina? Why not try "The Barbie"?   (jezebel.com) divider line 189
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2013-01-18 02:22:37 PM  
I'm in agreement with one of the comments.  If I've gotten that far, I'm not going to care as long as it's clean and healthy.

Unless it has eye stalks.
 
2013-01-18 02:55:04 PM  
Of course Barbie can look like that. Have you seen her boyfriend Ken, the penisless wonder?
 
2013-01-18 03:06:32 PM  
Ladies...No. Seriously. We love you just the way you are. Do not do this. You're beautiful and perfect and yummy. Good God.
 
2013-01-18 03:12:45 PM  
As one of the comments says, it sound an awful lot like female circumcision...
 
2013-01-18 03:27:53 PM  

alkhemy: As one of the comments says, it sound an awful lot like female circumcision...


It's done at the request of an adult, rational, woman who has agency.

Nothing in the article says it is done because of Patriarchy!

We know from other discussions that women get tattoos, wax their genitals, put on make-up, buy expensive shoes, worry about how they look when they go out, display cleavage, FOR THEMSELVES, AND FOR OTHER WOMEN, Not for men, who at any rate, should not be eyeing them and objectifying them.

Remember, feminism is the radical notion that men could hate women as much as women do.

So if a ton of women march into this guy's office and ask him for a barbie, I'm going to assume rational, adult women with agency have made their own decision and were not somehow brainwashed by an invisible sky demon.

Ask a contemporary feminist from Jezebel, if an adult woman wants a tattoo, should that be okay? Should adult women be able to decide on waxing their public hair, shaving their legs or underarms? Get piercings? Multiple piercings?

Is that patriarchal or empowering?

Ask any follower of body modification, if a man wants a circumcision, should he be allowed to have one? If a man wants to sever his penis or his tongue, should that be okay?

If an adult, rational, woman, with agency asks for a female circumcision, should that be okay?
 
2013-01-18 03:28:51 PM  
Why is Jezebel slut-shaming these women?
 
2013-01-18 03:46:52 PM  
When I first saw the words "the Barbie", I immediately thought of shrimp.

No, it's not like female circumcision. That said, it's sad that some women think their labia are so hideous that they feel they need to do this.

Now I'm getting nostalgic for "Nip/Tuck"...
 
2013-01-18 05:27:29 PM  
Wizzard sleeve thread
 
2013-01-18 05:28:01 PM  
So... made of plastic and sexually ambiguous nothing-ness?
 
2013-01-18 05:28:30 PM  
I saw a documentary on this done in the UK. It was pretty horrific. Although the girl who was hosting it was very much against the procedure from the outset, so you definitely could not get "both sides of the story"... still, I don't know if there is a good side to it.
 
2013-01-18 05:28:53 PM  
FTA: " Blatt's website entices clients by stating that "Some women just want to look 'prettier' like the women they see in magazines or in films.""

Ugh, indeed. Fark society's standards
 
2013-01-18 05:30:59 PM  
Next up: nipplectomys, so you can be smooth up top like Barbie, too.
 
2013-01-18 05:31:27 PM  
Will women also go to the gym to look like the more robust porn stars like Lovette? How about getting a ten inch horsecack like a Brazilian tranny?
 
2013-01-18 05:33:01 PM  
Why can't Jezebel articulate a point without making it seem like the author is just slamming her enraged fists against the keyboard.

I'm on board with her premise, but the triumphant-righteous-rage format of nearly every Jezebel article has me headed to the exits in like 2 paragraphs
 
2013-01-18 05:33:36 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: How about getting a ten inch horsecack like a Brazilian tranny?


imageshack.us
 
2013-01-18 05:38:38 PM  
How the hell am I supposed to get pussy juice all over the place if I don't have extra flaps to help spread it around?

/only saying it because you prudes won't
 
2013-01-18 05:40:42 PM  
I'm just gonna come out and say it. There are some ladies who really need this. I've seen several less-than-beautiful vaginas. And can someone tell me why it is that they can't all be placed in the same spot? I swear, going from woman to woman is a pain in the ass just because of this. You learn the slide-in angle of one woman, move on to the next and all of a sudden the slide-in angle doesn't work and you're shattering bone.

Come on ladies. Please.
 
2013-01-18 05:41:15 PM  
So, without any hair or Labia Minora, won't a girl look just like a 12yo pre-pubescent kid?

That's revolting.
 
2013-01-18 05:41:59 PM  
Why is it always male doctors mutilating females? Are there any female doctors doing penis modifications that the media could interview?

/Ewww to all of the above.
 
2013-01-18 05:42:35 PM  
blue waffle-plasty
 
2013-01-18 05:43:11 PM  

alkhemy: As one of the comments says, it sound an awful lot like female circumcision...


The WHO has offered four classifications of female circumcision (aka Female Genital Mutilation). The main three are

Type I, removal of the clitoral hood, almost invariably accompanied by removal of the clitoris itself (clitoridectomy);

Type II, removal of the clitoris and inner labia; and

Type III (infibulation), removal of all or part of the inner and outer labia, and usually the clitoris, and the fusion of the wound, leaving a small hole for the passage of urine and menstrual blood-the fused wound is opened for intercourse and childbirth.
In the traditional manner by a circumciser using a knife, razor, or scissors
 
2013-01-18 05:43:29 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: How the hell am I supposed to get pussy juice all over the place if I don't have extra flaps to help spread it around?

/only saying it because you prudes won't


Roast beef curtains? It's all good unless its stinky.
 
2013-01-18 05:43:47 PM  
Vagina
 
2013-01-18 05:44:11 PM  
So now you fellas can really put the shrimp on the barbie, eh?
 
2013-01-18 05:45:14 PM  

moto-geek: So now you fellas can really put the shrimp on the barbie, eh?


Looks, I'll admit it's small and pink, but the curve isn't THAT bad.
 
2013-01-18 05:46:01 PM  
Pristine porn star?

Yeah, porn stars are well known for their pristine vaginas.
 
2013-01-18 05:46:04 PM  
Clearly some of you folks don't get laid enough. I wouldn't be surprised if a surprisingly high percentage of modern women shave completely clean. Especially single woman.
 
2013-01-18 05:46:30 PM  
I'm sad that anyone thinks this is necessary. I know it's an unpopular opinion around here, but it makes me ill that some women feel the need to mutilate themselves to feel beautiful. It is especially sad when women who are already beautiful do weird stuff like this. If any guy has a problem with the way your vagina looks, he doesn't deserve the privilege of using it.
 
2013-01-18 05:47:07 PM  
but how can we see what's behind the curtains if you've torn down the curtains
 
2013-01-18 05:47:12 PM  

Glancing Blow: The WHO has offered four classifications of female circumcision


What a band!
 
2013-01-18 05:47:28 PM  
They had better add lighting and an iPod hookup.

I'm pretty sure my vagina can make it through the next 30 years without surgical assistance. Kthnx.
 
2013-01-18 05:48:27 PM  
144 vagina's would look weird.
 
2013-01-18 05:51:55 PM  
I am refusing all and any invites to come round for a Barbie, the commonest tng said here in Australia during summer. I mean, well...they say just bring a snag or a chop, and you have to wonder!!
 
2013-01-18 05:51:57 PM  

JonnyG: Clearly some of you folks don't get laid enough. I wouldn't be surprised if a surprisingly high percentage of modern women shave completely clean. Especially single woman.


*twitch*
 
2013-01-18 05:53:07 PM  
I really, really don't get the appeal of this. And I think it's sad to consider just how awful a woman must feel about herself, that this sort of surgery would make her feel batter.
 
2013-01-18 05:53:26 PM  
Wake me when they perfect the horizontal slit.
 
2013-01-18 05:54:02 PM  
What's that, they fill in the hole and smooth over the whole area like in Dogma?

// GIS for that led to some interesting results.
 
2013-01-18 05:54:58 PM  
Nothing quite like eating a meat curtain cream pie. And ladies, try leaving a little fur done there. If I wanted the pussy to look like it was from a 12 year old, i'd get a 12 year old.
 
2013-01-18 05:55:51 PM  
I wonder if any of the doctors save the trimmings to make suitcases.
 
2013-01-18 05:56:41 PM  

moto-geek: So now you fellas can really put the shrimp on the barbie, eh?


favorited. would lol again.
 
2013-01-18 05:57:13 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-01-18 05:57:41 PM  
Now I've got Cheech Wizard's line stuck in my head.

"Ick. Bald pussy."
 
2013-01-18 05:57:53 PM  
As a male who was circumcised without my consent, I have a hard time feeling outrage over this. If adult women want this procedure to help them feel comfortable with their nude bodies, I'm all for it. It's quite understandable, particularly for women who live in areas know for high-glamour, beautiful women, like LA. My wife has small breasts and wants augmentation so that she is less self-conscious about them. Sure, societal standards of beauty are the root cause, but changing them is probably impossible, while the surgery is very easy to get. Her mental well-being trumps all except for her physical well-being, and since there's no risk there, when she's ready to do it, I'll be happy for her.

I am a straight male, but...

I have liked perhaps 80% of the vaginas I have encountered. I have only encounted my own penis in a sexual situation, but I have enjoyed it 100%.

So, statistically...
 
2013-01-18 05:59:32 PM  
Some women are self concious about their beef curtains.
 
2013-01-18 06:01:27 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: Wake me when they perfect the horizontal slit.


That's easy, you just rotate the woman
 
2013-01-18 06:01:35 PM  

Snort: Some women are self concious about their beef curtains.


Yeah, sometimes it looks like a french dip sandwich that fell on a barber shop floor.
 
2013-01-18 06:07:22 PM  
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-01-18 06:07:50 PM  
Some of us like the real thing baby
 
2013-01-18 06:07:55 PM  
Sorry, but when I'm down there going at it I want something to actually work with and the more the better, IMO. The Barbie would be BORING!
 
2013-01-18 06:08:06 PM  
Have fun, ladies. *hurk* (Oh yes, NSFW)
 
2013-01-18 06:09:42 PM  

JonnyG: I'm just gonna come out and say it. There are some ladies who really need this. I've seen several less-than-beautiful vaginas. And can someone tell me why it is that they can't all be placed in the same spot? I swear, going from woman to woman is a pain in the ass just because of this. You learn the slide-in angle of one woman, move on to the next and all of a sudden the slide-in angle doesn't work and you're shattering bone.

Come on ladies. Please.


I'm just gonna come out and say it. There are some gentlemen out there who really need penis surgery. I've seen several less-than-beautiful cocks. And can someone tell me why it is that they all can't be bent the same way? I swear, going from man to man is a pain in the ass just because of this. You learn the specific curve of one penis, move on to the next and all of a sudden the angle doesn't work and you're getting your pelvis jabbed.

Come one guys. Please.
 
2013-01-18 06:12:54 PM  

Brick-House: Nothing quite like eating a meat curtain cream pie. And ladies, try leaving a little fur done there. If I wanted the pussy to look like it was from a 12 year old, i'd get a 12 year old.


Why is it that so many are familiar with what a 12 year-old's genitals look like.

I do not have control over what I find visually appealing. I like the look of shaved pubic areas. I also find some women's genitals attractive and some not. I don't get a choice in this.

And the problem with 12 year-old girls is they don't like jazz.
 
2013-01-18 06:14:10 PM  
 
2013-01-18 06:16:20 PM  
So what?

Oh that's right, this is the thread where desperate Farkers trip over each other to claim that not only do they not have a preference for what a vulva looks like, but that they prefer an extreme that becomes a caricature of the average vulva.


Everyone has a preference, and sorry ladies, some of you do fall out of the bell curve.
 
2013-01-18 06:16:25 PM  
Jonny G and miss diminutive (sp?):

But isn't half the fun getting to know how to find the right angle of the dangle to match the heat of the meat? Besides, a uniform anatomy for all men (and womyn) would be boring.

\sorry, couldn't resist.
 
2013-01-18 06:18:10 PM  

miss diminutive: JonnyG: I'm just gonna come out and say it. There are some ladies who really need this. I've seen several less-than-beautiful vaginas. And can someone tell me why it is that they can't all be placed in the same spot? I swear, going from woman to woman is a pain in the ass just because of this. You learn the slide-in angle of one woman, move on to the next and all of a sudden the slide-in angle doesn't work and you're shattering bone.

Come on ladies. Please.

I'm just gonna come out and say it. There are some gentlemen out there who really need penis surgery. I've seen several less-than-beautiful cocks. And can someone tell me why it is that they all can't be bent the same way? I swear, going from man to man is a pain in the ass just because of this. You learn the specific curve of one penis, move on to the next and all of a sudden the angle doesn't work and you're getting your pelvis jabbed.

Come one guys. Please.


Well said!
 
2013-01-18 06:19:39 PM  
When I express doubt at the end of the consultation, wondering aloud if I need the surgery, he shrugs his shoulders and smiles benevolently.

"Whatever makes you happy."


According to TFA, this is considered patronizing.

/wtf?
 
2013-01-18 06:25:30 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-18 06:27:34 PM  
Any woman who cares about what a man thinks of her down there to the point of obsessing about it has WAY more problems than a messed up cooter. This is someone men should be avoiding altogether so as not to perpetuate the retardation...
 
2013-01-18 06:28:15 PM  
 
2013-01-18 06:29:52 PM  
The article redeems itself by linking to Show Your Vagina on tumblr. I forgot what the article was about.
 
2013-01-18 06:30:43 PM  
Uees they cause you to trip when you walk it deems unnecessary but whatever
 
2013-01-18 06:32:16 PM  
There's someone for anyone--this might not be such a great idea to have enter the culture.

That said, I have broken up with girls who have stray hairs around the areolas or wellie flaps. They're not my cup of tea. If I see wizard sleeves in my online pron, I click the close button as fast as possible.

/And I'm sure girls have broken up with me for arbitrary reasons, too, so don't yell at me.
 
2013-01-18 06:32:23 PM  
Also, if you shave your legs, shave the vagina area. At least most of it.
 
2013-01-18 06:32:30 PM  
Labia minora and majora; those are the ones that are supposed to look like bears, right? I think the ancient people must have been tripping pretty hard cuz I never see that shiat when I look at the stars.
 
2013-01-18 06:32:53 PM  
miss diminutive: Seriously, if someone could explain to me how someone with a ten inch horsecack believes they are a woman, I'd be grateful. I have to believe I'm a man with the little nub I have. I have barely enough to point the stream at the water, that's it. I really wish I could get just one of those trannies to give me their cack so I could feel confident in the gym locker room...
As it is, I'm one of "those" guys who wraps a towel around my gym shorts to change...
I also really like saying "horsecack".
 
2013-01-18 06:34:37 PM  

miss diminutive: JonnyG: I'm just gonna come out and say it. There are some ladies who really need this. I've seen several less-than-beautiful vaginas. And can someone tell me why it is that they can't all be placed in the same spot? I swear, going from woman to woman is a pain in the ass just because of this. You learn the slide-in angle of one woman, move on to the next and all of a sudden the slide-in angle doesn't work and you're shattering bone.

Come on ladies. Please.

I'm just gonna come out and say it. There are some gentlemen out there who really need penis surgery. I've seen several less-than-beautiful cocks. And can someone tell me why it is that they all can't be bent the same way? I swear, going from man to man is a pain in the ass just because of this. You learn the specific curve of one penis, move on to the next and all of a sudden the angle doesn't work and you're getting your pelvis jabbed.

Come one guys. Please.


Truth is truth.
 
2013-01-18 06:35:10 PM  

loonatic112358: HotWingConspiracy: Wake me when they perfect the horizontal slit.

That's easy, you just rotate the woman


My cousin told me oriental woman were that way naturally, when I was very young.  I wasn't all that disappointed to discover the truth a few years later...

On Topic, women, don't... Really don't.  Natural is better than fake every time.  Reconstruction is another matter,  and totally fine, otherwise be happy in your skin, some awesome someone will love you as you are.
 
2013-01-18 06:37:42 PM  

RoyBatty: [i.imgur.com image 599x1155]


re: Jezebel hate-ical

It's too, too depressing.
 
2013-01-18 06:38:35 PM  

sno man: loonatic112358: HotWingConspiracy: Wake me when they perfect the horizontal slit.

My cousin told me oriental woman were that way naturally


It's true. And the wider you spread their legs, the tighter they get.
 
2013-01-18 06:40:39 PM  
I have thought about getting this done and it is not because of how it looks. I find when having sex that they get in the way, which is something that did not happen before I had children. Time and child birth streched the buggers out and I would like to get them back to pre-birth days.
 
2013-01-18 06:43:12 PM  
uncleacid: "144 vagina's would look weird."

So would an apostrophe plural.

Brick-House: "Nothing quite like eating a meat curtain cream pie. And ladies, try leaving a little fur done there. If I wanted the pussy to look like it was from a 12 year old, i'd get a 12 year old."

So naturally, you're also OK with your woman not shaving her armpits, legs and upper lip, correct? And what about naturally hairless women like Asians? They're all cuckoo in the head according to you?
 
2013-01-18 06:43:25 PM  

Guest: I have thought about getting this done and it is not because of how it looks. I find when having sex that they get in the way, which is something that did not happen before I had children. Time and child birth streched the buggers out and I would like to get them back to pre-birth days.


Kegels and raspberry tea may help.

/satisfied father of four.
 
2013-01-18 06:44:59 PM  

miss diminutive: JonnyG: I'm just gonna come out and say it. There are some ladies who really need this. I've seen several less-than-beautiful vaginas. And can someone tell me why it is that they can't all be placed in the same spot? I swear, going from woman to woman is a pain in the ass just because of this. You learn the slide-in angle of one woman, move on to the next and all of a sudden the slide-in angle doesn't work and you're shattering bone.

Come on ladies. Please.

I'm just gonna come out and say it. There are some gentlemen out there who really need penis surgery. I've seen several less-than-beautiful cocks. And can someone tell me why it is that they all can't be bent the same way? I swear, going from man to man is a pain in the ass just because of this. You learn the specific curve of one penis, move on to the next and all of a sudden the angle doesn't work and you're getting your pelvis jabbed.

Come one guys. Please.


Now that you've put pressure on me, I'm compelled to go get penis surgery because I can't think for myself or take responsibility for my feelings.

Someone out there doesn't like the shape of my penis. It's that person's fault if I go get penis surgery.

Seriously, are women *ever* to be held accountable for their own actions?
 
2013-01-18 06:47:32 PM  
Ahead of the curve .(May be NSFW)

www.pridefoundation.org
 
2013-01-18 06:50:17 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Ahead of the curve .(May be NSFW)

[www.pridefoundation.org image 500x333]


I was wondering if Hedwig was going to turn up in this thread
 
2013-01-18 06:51:43 PM  
Remember: If one man has an opinion about something, ALL men share that same opinion.
 
2013-01-18 06:52:12 PM  
The headline was so ridiculous I thought it must be a joke.

cf.geekdo-images.com

I got through a paragraph and a few comments and I just can't handle it.

orangecow.org
 
2013-01-18 06:52:52 PM  
Ladies, there already a perfect accessory available for you, which will advertise and complement your new look:

"Happy as a clam"

i1.cpcache.com
 
2013-01-18 06:58:03 PM  

Counter_Intelligent: Glancing Blow: The WHO has offered four classifications of female circumcision

What a band!


Who's next?
 
2013-01-18 06:59:05 PM  
Oh fark no.
 
2013-01-18 07:06:21 PM  
Here's how it all went. Japanese porn laws said, "No fur must show". So all the models, rather than covering that area, shaved. Two things came from that: The Japanese fascination with prepubescent schoolgirls and the Westerners all getting shaved. Now with that area all bare of fuzz, people are getting all sorts of opinions about how the newly exposed areas are supposed to look. Thanks again, porn. We all have to look like a small subset of the population (slender, a certain age, decorative in general).

Let me put it this way. If you are a woman and you want to impress a guy, ask yourself if you really want to be around guys who got their notions of female beauty from pornography. Men, if you are looking for someone who looks like a porn star, you're limiting the pool of women you can take your pants off with.
 
2013-01-18 07:06:36 PM  

Glancing Blow:
Type III (infibulation), removal of all or part of the inner and outer labia, and usually the clitoris, and the fusion of the wound, leaving a small hole for the passage of urine and menstrual blood-the fused wound is opened for intercourse and childbirth.
In the traditional manner by a circumciser using a knife, razor, or scissors


Jesus christ, people are vile.


It think I'm going to sign up for that one way trip to Mars.
 
2013-01-18 07:24:47 PM  
don't do it, if someone says you should, punch them in the face and find a better someone
 
2013-01-18 07:25:29 PM  
Ewwwww, I didn't know the inside flippyflaps could get so large that they protrude beyond the outside flaps. I think I'd have mine hacked off too if they did that, that is just aesthetically unappealing.
 
2013-01-18 07:25:45 PM  
trying to improve pussy. what have we become?
 
2013-01-18 07:26:34 PM  
s3.grouponcdn.com
 
2013-01-18 07:27:15 PM  

FourBlackBars: [s3.grouponcdn.com image 440x267]


if it looks like that you've got problems this kind of surgery can't help
 
2013-01-18 07:28:44 PM  
Much like being rail thin skinny the only people that really care are you and the magazine or gossip website trying to sell you something.

Unless your ladyparts hang down to your knees or something no guy really cares.
 
2013-01-18 07:28:45 PM  
i172.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-18 07:38:43 PM  
I've seen labia minora that extend further than any scrotum I've seen and I've seen equal numbers of both working in ORs. It's hilarious reading self righteous BS like this and then hearing the disparaging things women say about uncircumcised men and smegma. Women go apeshiat about smegma and say things that no man would I've ever heard say about thrush or menstrual bleeding.
 
2013-01-18 07:40:06 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: miss diminutive: Seriously, if someone could explain to me how someone with a ten inch horsecack believes they are a woman, I'd be grateful. I have to believe I'm a man with the little nub I have. I have barely enough to point the stream at the water, that's it. I really wish I could get just one of those trannies to give me their cack so I could feel confident in the gym locker room...
As it is, I'm one of "those" guys who wraps a towel around my gym shorts to change...
I also really like saying "horsecack".


So how many mpg does your H2 get?
 
2013-01-18 07:42:46 PM  

Japonesa: Ewwwww, I didn't know the inside flippyflaps could get so large that they protrude beyond the outside flaps. I think I'd have mine hacked off too if they did that, that is just aesthetically unappealing.


Damn proud of my Mick Jagger lips. Think that's gross? Just picture the 8 lb human who entered into the world that-a-way. No complications. I'd tell you to kiss my saggy wrinkled boobs, but you're not worthy.
 
2013-01-18 07:44:52 PM  
I love them flappy inner lips. Gives me something to chew on.
 
2013-01-18 07:50:46 PM  
Oldiron_79: The way I'm hung I'd need to buy three H2s.
 
2013-01-18 07:53:22 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: Oldiron_79: The way I'm hung I'd need to buy three H2s.


Did you know there's a direct correlation between penis size and life expectancy?
 
2013-01-18 07:55:53 PM  

Rindred: The article redeems itself by linking to Show Your Vagina on tumblr. I forgot what the article was about.


I looked at that site. Not quite as good as the name would suggest. Not even close.
 
2013-01-18 07:56:20 PM  
So, maybe it's been asked already, but how is this different from male circumcision?
 
2013-01-18 08:02:09 PM  

Ed Grubermann: Quantum Apostrophe: Oldiron_79: The way I'm hung I'd need to buy three H2s.

Did you know there's a direct correlation between penis size and life expectancy?


Then I'm going to live for ~700 years!

Wait? Directly proportional and not inversely proportional? :(
 
2013-01-18 08:03:48 PM  
People want to do shiat to themselves?

Who cares?
 
2013-01-18 08:05:38 PM  

Skwach: So, maybe it's been asked already, but how is this different from male circumcision?


Because Patriarchy!
 
2013-01-18 08:06:57 PM  
static.ddmcdn.com

Completely unnecessary.
If you tug on an older broad's piss flaps with just the right amount of force,
they retract just like an old window shade.
 
2013-01-18 08:07:39 PM  
Ed Grubermann: I'd have died during birth if that were true.
 
2013-01-18 08:08:24 PM  

WhippingBoy: Rindred: The article redeems itself by linking to Show Your Vagina on tumblr. I forgot what the article was about.

I looked at that site. Not quite as good as the name would suggest. Not even close.


Dude, it's like this. If I'm going to be lured to Jezebel to read an article about labia (and how magical and wonderful those who have them are), the very least they can do is link off to pictures of 20something, non-pornstar, exposed vaginas. Hairy, trimmed, or shaved; it doesn't matter. If I'm going to read the trash, they better show some gash.
 
2013-01-18 08:10:13 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: Oldiron_79: The way I'm hung I'd need to buy three H2s.


So you need an international CXT
 
2013-01-18 08:10:41 PM  

Rindred: WhippingBoy: Rindred: The article redeems itself by linking to Show Your Vagina on tumblr. I forgot what the article was about.

I looked at that site. Not quite as good as the name would suggest. Not even close.

Dude, it's like this. If I'm going to be lured to Jezebel to read an article about labia (and how magical and wonderful those who have them are), the very least they can do is link off to pictures of 20something, non-pornstar, exposed vaginas. Hairy, trimmed, or shaved; it doesn't matter. If I'm going to read the trash, they better show some gash.


Yeah, but it's like looking at a medical textbook. They could at least include some sort of insertion or something to spice things up a bit.
 
2013-01-18 08:14:44 PM  

Contents Under Pressure: Here's how it all went. Japanese porn laws said, "No fur must show". So all the models, rather than covering that area, shaved. Two things came from that: The Japanese fascination with prepubescent schoolgirls and the Westerners all getting shaved. Now with that area all bare of fuzz, people are getting all sorts of opinions about how the newly exposed areas are supposed to look. Thanks again, porn. We all have to look like a small subset of the population (slender, a certain age, decorative in general).

Let me put it this way. If you are a woman and you want to impress a guy, ask yourself if you really want to be around guys who got their notions of female beauty from pornography. Men, if you are looking for someone who looks like a porn star, you're limiting the pool of women you can take your pants off with.


Heh...the pool of women I can take my pants off with is unlimited.

The trick is more than once, of course...
 
2013-01-18 08:15:33 PM  

WhippingBoy: Skwach: So, maybe it's been asked already, but how is this different from male circumcision?

Because Patriarchy!


My bad. I forgot.
 
2013-01-18 08:15:33 PM  

E5bie: Japonesa: Ewwwww, I didn't know the inside flippyflaps could get so large that they protrude beyond the outside flaps. I think I'd have mine hacked off too if they did that, that is just aesthetically unappealing.

Damn proud of my Mick Jagger lips. Think that's gross? Just picture the 8 lb human who entered into the world that-a-way. No complications. I'd tell you to kiss my saggy wrinkled boobs, but you're not worthy.


Ewwww, boobs get saggy and wrinkled as well??!?!? If that happened to me I'd hack them off along with the enlarged flippityflaps.
 
2013-01-18 08:15:56 PM  

megarian: They had better add lighting and an iPod hookup.


HA! +1
 
2013-01-18 08:17:49 PM  
Me: "Mrs. Fool, I don't like lipstick"
Mrs. Fool: "You don't like the way it looks?"
Me: "I don't like it on my lips when you kiss me!"

/(Talking about mouth lips!)
// I really hate lipstick, but she likes the way it looks on her.
///so she likes it, and I put up with it.
//"In the dark, all cats look grey" Benjamin Franklin
/No point, just like this article.
/SLASHIES
 
2013-01-18 08:27:51 PM  

RoyBatty: [i.imgur.com image 599x1155]


So according to Jezebel - be angry if a man says are fine just the way you are. AND, be angry if there's something he would prefer different. Ooookay.
 
2013-01-18 08:32:18 PM  
I wonder how many people come in and request the Blue Waffle.
 
2013-01-18 08:36:26 PM  

AgentKGB: Not work safe... probably not lunch safe


[sigh]

I never thought I'd say it, but I miss gor

TanSau: Gor?

 
2013-01-18 08:37:46 PM  

To everyone stridently making assertions about women's right to agency:


1. Yes, adults have the right to make their own decisions as to body modification...

BUT...

2. That doesn't mean that every desire is a healthy one, or every idea a good one.

No, I don't think it is a good idea to have ones labia minora removed for cosmetic reasons any more than I think having toes removed to make expensive shoes fit is a good idea. Indeed, these are bad, stupid, ludicrous ideas.

/and if men want to do the equivalent, yeah, it's every bit as much a bad idea
 
2013-01-18 08:39:19 PM  

ThrobblefootSpectre: RoyBatty: [i.imgur.com image 599x1155]

So according to Jezebel - be angry if a man says are fine just the way you are. AND, be angry if there's something he would prefer different. Ooookay.


Just be angry about everything, that makes you hip, emo, and progressive.

/and always wear your "I don't want to live on this planet anymore.jpg" shirts
//because Futurama references will never get old
///you will, but they won't
 
2013-01-18 08:41:50 PM  

ms_lara_croft: When I first saw the words "the Barbie", I immediately thought of shrimp.

No, it's not like female circumcision. That said, it's sad that some women think their labia are so hideous that they feel they need to do this.


Actually, I would argue that this proceure IS like female circumcision but FGM, what is commonly called "female circumcision", isn't.

Calling FGM "female circumcision" is like calling a flogging a "spanking."
 
2013-01-18 08:42:16 PM  
my vagina is perfect to start with, thanks for asking. Then again, I don't have loose flaps or skin or large clitoris like some gals.
 
2013-01-18 08:44:51 PM  

JonnyG: I'm just gonna come out and say it. There are some ladies who really need this. I've seen several less-than-beautiful vaginas. And can someone tell me why it is that they can't all be placed in the same spot? I swear, going from woman to woman is a pain in the ass just because of this. You learn the slide-in angle of one woman, move on to the next and all of a sudden the slide-in angle doesn't work and you're shattering bone.

Come on ladies. Please.


You really don't like women. That's ok. Why not give men a try? I think everyone involved would be happier.
 
2013-01-18 08:47:05 PM  

Glancing Blow: Brick-House: Nothing quite like eating a meat curtain cream pie. And ladies, try leaving a little fur done there. If I wanted the pussy to look like it was from a 12 year old, i'd get a 12 year old.

Why is it that so many are familiar with what a 12 year-old's genitals look like.

I do not have control over what I find visually appealing. I like the look of shaved pubic areas. I also find some women's genitals attractive and some not. I don't get a choice in this.

And the problem with 12 year-old girls is there are 12 of them.


/ftfy
 
2013-01-18 08:48:25 PM  

fickenchucker: There's someone for anyone--this might not be such a great idea to have enter the culture.

That said, I have broken up with girls who have stray hairs around the areolas or wellie flaps. They're not my cup of tea. If I see wizard sleeves in my online pron, I click the close button as fast as possible.

/And I'm sure girls have broken up with me for arbitrary reasons, too, so don't yell at me.


Each of those women should send you a yearly "Thank you!!!" note.
 
2013-01-18 08:48:35 PM  

octopied: my vagina is perfect to start with, thanks for asking. Then again, I don't have loose flaps or skin or large clitoris like some gals.


Prove it.
 
2013-01-18 08:54:02 PM  

ThrobblefootSpectre: RoyBatty: [i.imgur.com image 599x1155]

So according to Jezebel - be angry if a man says are fine just the way you are. AND, be angry if there's something he would prefer different. Ooookay.


Gender Feminist Central Tautology:

Empirically we find

A. For every issue X, you can trivially find gender feminists that believe X is empowering, and gender feminists that believe X is oppressive.
B: For every issue X, you can trivially find gender feminists that believe X is empowering at time t, though in recent times near t, they believed it was oppressive.

This results in two lemmas:

Lemma of Feminist Empowerment: Women Now Empowered By Everything A Woman Does

Lemma of Feminist Outrage: Everything is a Feminist Outrage

These two lemmas form the basis of Girdle's Theorem of Completeness.

Girdle's Theorem of Completeness:

Any sufficiently gendered feminist theory capable of expressing outrage will not be both consistent and complete. In particular, for any consistent, effectively genderated feminist theory that assumes certain basic feminist truths, there is an infinite set of feminist outrages that are false, but always provable in the theory.

Combine the Feminist Central Tautology with the No True Feminist fallacy and you wind up

Conclusion: Gender Feminism has no principles. It stands for everything. It stands for nothing.
 
2013-01-18 08:57:57 PM  

RoyBatty: Conclusion: Gender Feminism has no principles. It stands for everything. It stands for nothing.


It stands for whatever's most convenient and self-serving at any particular point in time.
 
2013-01-18 09:05:26 PM  

RoyBatty: Any sufficiently gendered feminist theory capable of expressing outrage will not be both consistent and complete. In particular, for any consistent, effectively genderated feminist theory that assumes certain basic feminist truths, there is an infinite set of feminist outrages that are false, but always provable in the theory.


lol, that's pretty good. i suppose some of the humor (truth?) of it would be lost if one wasn't at least passingly familiar with the mathematical concept of completeness.
 
2013-01-18 09:06:07 PM  

WhippingBoy: RoyBatty: Conclusion: Gender Feminism has no principles. It stands for everything. It stands for nothing.

It stands for whatever's most convenient and self-serving at any particular point in time.


Yes, thank you, I believe that's an almost direct corollary of the Feminist Central Tautology and Girdle's Theorem of Completeness.
 
2013-01-18 09:06:16 PM  

sno man: loonatic112358: HotWingConspiracy: Wake me when they perfect the horizontal slit.

That's easy, you just rotate the woman

My cousin told me oriental woman were that way naturally, when I was very young.  I wasn't all that disappointed to discover the truth a few years later...

On Topic, women, don't... Really don't.  Natural is better than fake every time.  Reconstruction is another matter,  and totally fine, otherwise be happy in your skin, some awesome someone will love you as you are.


I've known at least one doctor who said he had seen it streched to the woman's knees.
/No I don't know how or why it was like that and frankly I don't want to know.
 
2013-01-18 09:16:45 PM  
This is incredibly disturbing. Also, there is nothing petite and athletic about mutilating a vulva. It's sad and insecure, and the results are about as appealing as Michael Jackson's nose.

This does seem like an inevitable end-point in a culture that obsesses over women's sexual desirability and then continually shames them for having typical characteristics of women's natural bodies.
 
2013-01-18 09:16:48 PM  

Japonesa: Ewwwww, I didn't know the inside flippyflaps could get so large that they protrude beyond the outside flaps. I think I'd have mine hacked off too if they did that, that is just aesthetically unappealing.


That can happen naturally if the guy you're with is any good at it. Some folks' labia are giant regardless of excitment, though.

Stupid to get it trimmed unless you're getting paid to be filmed in pornos.
 
2013-01-18 09:21:55 PM  

thatboyoverthere: I've known at least one doctor who said he had seen it streched to the woman's knees.
/No I don't know how or why it was like that and frankly I don't want to know.


All those years of letting the kids swing from it, I guess.
 
2013-01-18 09:27:49 PM  

RoyBatty: WhippingBoy: RoyBatty: Conclusion: Gender Feminism has no principles. It stands for everything. It stands for nothing.

It stands for whatever's most convenient and self-serving at any particular point in time.

Yes, thank you, I believe that's an almost direct corollary of the Feminist Central Tautology and Girdle's Theorem of Completeness.


Girdles are annoying and uncomfortable.
 
2013-01-18 09:34:25 PM  
i'm glad my fella likes me for more than one small, insignificant part of my body. by the way he's uncircumcised. imagine his horror if i told him to get snipped because i liked what the others before him looked like? he'd be right to get rid of me for my pointless focus on something as uninteresting as extra skin.
 
2013-01-18 09:34:57 PM  
The labia minora is usually longer than the labia majora. That's not weird it's normal. They are labeled minora and majora for anatomical reference not size. Also I read somewhere that there is a group of women from somewhere in Africa who genetically have very long labia minoras.
 
2013-01-18 09:37:16 PM  

bobbette: This does seem like an inevitable end-point in a culture that obsesses over women's sexual desirability and then continually shames them for having typical characteristics of women's natural bodies.


That's right! This is society's fault.

R.I.P. Personal responsibility
 
2013-01-18 09:38:49 PM  

thatboyoverthere: sno man: loonatic112358: HotWingConspiracy: Wake me when they perfect the horizontal slit.

That's easy, you just rotate the woman

My cousin told me oriental woman were that way naturally, when I was very young.  I wasn't all that disappointed to discover the truth a few years later...

On Topic, women, don't... Really don't.  Natural is better than fake every time.  Reconstruction is another matter,  and totally fine, otherwise be happy in your skin, some awesome someone will love you as you are.

I've known at least one doctor who said he had seen it streched to the woman's knees.
/No I don't know how or why it was like that and frankly I don't want to know.


Pictures on the internet can delight or horrify, many will do one for some and the other for everyone else.
I've seen things you wouldn't believe...
 
2013-01-18 09:40:50 PM  

sno man: Pictures on the internet can delight or horrify, many will do one for some and the other for everyone else.
I've seen things you wouldn't believe...


Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion?
 
2013-01-18 09:46:32 PM  
Some of those are so flappy, it looks like they could be used as an emergency parachute.
 
2013-01-18 09:49:40 PM  

WhippingBoy: sno man: Pictures on the internet can delight or horrify, many will do one for some and the other for everyone else.
I've seen things you wouldn't believe...

Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion?


I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.
 
2013-01-18 09:52:06 PM  
Q: How do I make my vagina "pretty" and desirable?

A: Let some guy put his penis in it.

Lather. Rinse. repeat.
 
2013-01-18 09:58:39 PM  
Mine was just kinda made that way. Not barbie like... but you know, the inside doesn't stick out of the outside. At all. In fact, the ins are so small that I couldn't even get them pierced. Had to settle for the hood piercing... poor me.
 
2013-01-18 10:06:14 PM  

Oldiron_79: international CXT


meh
/220hp 540 lb/ft rated lmao
//needs a newer engine, that's '90's tech, DT466 in Navistar speak
 
2013-01-18 10:11:01 PM  

poison_amy: Mine was just kinda made that way. Not barbie like... but you know, the inside doesn't stick out of the outside. At all. In fact, the ins are so small that I couldn't even get them pierced. Had to settle for the hood piercing... poor me.


It's almost like you need to be hard done by.
 
2013-01-18 10:12:16 PM  

wambu: Q: How do I make my vagina "pretty" and desirable?

A: Let some guy put his penis in it.

Lather. Rinse. repeat.


The lather and rinsing are important steps.
 
2013-01-18 10:19:07 PM  
 
2013-01-18 10:19:27 PM  
This thread seriously made me appreciate my not-weird vagina.

I'll drink to that.
 
2013-01-18 10:20:30 PM  

Krieghund: wambu: Q: How do I make my vagina "pretty" and desirable?

A: Let some guy put his penis in it.

Lather. Rinse. repeat.

The lather and rinsing are important steps.


particularly between different penises.
 
2013-01-18 10:22:34 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Ahead of the curve .(May be NSFW)


A volume warning would have been polite
 
2013-01-18 10:32:24 PM  

PillsHere: I'm sad that anyone thinks this is necessary. I know it's an unpopular opinion around here, but it makes me ill that some women feel the need to mutilate themselves to feel beautiful. It is especially sad when women who are already beautiful do weird stuff like this. If any guy has a problem with the way your vagina looks, he doesn't deserve the privilege of using it.


Why you think your opinion matters to someone doing something to their own body? It's nice you have an opinion and an asshole but people can also mind their own farking business. I notice you don't mention a word about any of the other dozens of cosmetic procedures women may and do have performed on themselves. And maybe these women are not out to impress you and your penis; plenty
of women prefer sex with women.

if a American woman looks in the mirrors and truly deeply hates the appearance of her mud flaps or breasts i say they should have access to these procedures free of charge. may happy big breasted women overrun the streets and malls of America. everyone benefits from beauty. i can't help being an art lover.

Outside of corrective plastic surgery that restores ones self esteem due to societies pressures or to help recover from abnormalities or accidents, the bulk of these procedures should not even be performed. All too often vanity procedures are performed on people in need of counseling, not surgery.
 
2013-01-18 10:39:56 PM  

Elegy: tinfoil-hat maggie: Ahead of the curve .(May be NSFW)

A volume warning would have been polite


What do you never go to YouTube? My volume stays the same each time I go. Weird.
 
2013-01-18 10:40:41 PM  

megarian: This thread seriously made me appreciate my not-weird vagina.

I'll drink to that.


Pics or it didn't happen.

/was inevitable in this thread.

_________________________________

On a serious note in review of the article, vilifying the doctors is idiotic. People generally come into the office with problem X(perceived or actual, the "problem" is there before the doctor visit), they don't go and simply ask, "What should I get fixed?" (well, a rare few do treat their docs like a lifestyle guru...these people need therapists, not plastic surgeons )

If you want X done, whoever, more power to you.

If people really wanted to make a difference they would encourage people to see therapists, not plastic surgeons if they're depressed or have a poor self image or what have you. That's about the only legit form of public education/protest. As RoyBatty pointed out, faux-outrage of the moment is transparent, and imo, just as shallow as those that they're accusing.
 
2013-01-18 10:43:19 PM  

CigaretteSmokingMan: [i172.photobucket.com image 640x480]


HAHAHA!
It's funny because sandwich!
 
2013-01-18 10:49:52 PM  

Ed Grubermann: Quantum Apostrophe: Oldiron_79: The way I'm hung I'd need to buy three H2s.

Did you know there's a direct correlation between penis size and life expectancy?


I guess Japanese men must have the biggest cawks in the world then.
 
2013-01-18 10:52:15 PM  
It really pisses me off when people refer to a vulva as a "vagina."

/That is all.
 
2013-01-18 10:52:41 PM  

Skwach: So, maybe it's been asked already, but how is this different from male circumcision?


Only one is done to consenting adults, and has yet to have BS "it's healthier" claims attached to it.

/one son
//he has ALL his body parts, thankyouverymuch

WhippingBoy: bobbette: This does seem like an inevitable end-point in a culture that obsesses over women's sexual desirability and then continually shames them for having typical characteristics of women's natural bodies.

That's right! This is society's fault.

R.I.P. Personal responsibility


It's a bit silly to pretend that you can be in society but not of it. When it comes to beauty, much of what we claim to do of our own free will we do because of ingrained societal expectations. This goes for everything from teeth straightening to leg-shaving and beyond.

Still, I'm not going to blame this one on men. Women are harder on other women than men ever thought of being. I've never had a guy tell me my boobs are too big (though I'm sure they are for the taste of some men), but I've had women tell me that a few times. The hate starts back in junior high and never really quits.
 
2013-01-18 11:06:53 PM  
How do you re-bush a pussy?
Slide a picnic ham in and pull out the bone.

Little boy: I'd tell you a joke about my penis, but it's too long.
little girl: I'd tell you a joke about my pussy, but you won't get it.
Little Boy: It's probably too dirty for me, anyway.

/Aisle seat.
//Bring me a blue waffle tuna melt.
 
2013-01-18 11:08:11 PM  

ThrobblefootSpectre: RoyBatty: Any sufficiently gendered feminist theory capable of expressing outrage will not be both consistent and complete. In particular, for any consistent, effectively genderated feminist theory that assumes certain basic feminist truths, there is an infinite set of feminist outrages that are false, but always provable in the theory.

lol, that's pretty good. i suppose some of the humor (truth?) of it would be lost if one wasn't at least passingly familiar with the mathematical concept of completeness.


But for those of us who vainly slogged through Hofstader's doorstop, it's farking brilliant.

/ Godel adds a bit of spice to the whole P=NP thing
 
2013-01-18 11:10:40 PM  

sno man: poison_amy: Mine was just kinda made that way. Not barbie like... but you know, the inside doesn't stick out of the outside. At all. In fact, the ins are so small that I couldn't even get them pierced. Had to settle for the hood piercing... poor me.

It's almost like you need to be hard done by.


.....you said "hard"
 
2013-01-18 11:24:07 PM  
Ugh. I, for one, do not like the straight-line 'clamshell' vaginas. It looks all sealed up and there's nothing I find aesthetically pleasing about it.

I call 'em keyhole pussies, and no thanks.
 
2013-01-18 11:25:05 PM  

ChadM89: Ugh. I, for one, do not like the straight-line 'clamshell' vaginas. It looks all sealed up and there's nothing I find aesthetically pleasing about it.

I call 'em keyhole pussies, and no thanks.


Know how I know you can't pick a lock?
 
2013-01-18 11:28:46 PM  

vudukungfu: ChadM89: Ugh. I, for one, do not like the straight-line 'clamshell' vaginas. It looks all sealed up and there's nothing I find aesthetically pleasing about it.

I call 'em keyhole pussies, and no thanks.

Know how I know you can't pick a lock?


Ha, burn!
 
2013-01-18 11:31:49 PM  

ThrobblefootSpectre: RoyBatty:

So according to Jezebel - be angry if a man says are fine just the way you are. AND, be angry if there's something he would prefer different. Ooookay.


Why am I not surprised that in a vagina thread, you two retards show up and start hating on women.
 
2013-01-19 12:03:50 AM  

steerforth: ThrobblefootSpectre: RoyBatty:

So according to Jezebel - be angry if a man says are fine just the way you are. AND, be angry if there's something he would prefer different. Ooookay.

Why am I not surprised that in a vagina thread, you two retards show up and start hating on women.


Hating on Jezebel is not hating on women, disagreeing with contemporary feminism is not hating on women, but thanks for playing.
 
2013-01-19 12:05:38 AM  

ChadM89: Ha, burn!


ha, slim jim
 
2013-01-19 12:05:48 AM  
Am I the only one thinking that we could take all the trimmings and make a cool pair of boots? It would bring a new meaning to thr phrase Pussy Footing

img0089.popscreencdn.com
 
2013-01-19 12:06:28 AM  

steerforth: Why am I not surprised that in a vagina thread, you two retards show up and start hating on women.


Heh. Okay, let's address those two bolded words separately. I'm not hating on anyone. No where close to it. I expressed amusement, and only amusement, at some self-contradictory bouts of vaguely directed anger from a website called Jezebel.

Second, angry feminists /= women. One is a very small subset of the other. Out of the many women I know, very few to none are bitter angry feminists. Even if I were to hate on them, which I didn't, that doesn't mean I'm hating on women in general.

Oh and relax, and lay off the "retard" stuff. You sound like you write for Jezebel or something.
 
2013-01-19 12:10:09 AM  

Brick-House: Am I the only one thinking that we could take all the trimmings and make a cool pair of boots? It would bring a new meaning to thr phrase Pussy Footing

[img0089.popscreencdn.com image 320x265]


Where do you think calamari comes from?
 
2013-01-19 12:22:17 AM  

RoyBatty: steerforth: ThrobblefootSpectre: RoyBatty:

So according to Jezebel - be angry if a man says are fine just the way you are. AND, be angry if there's something he would prefer different. Ooookay.

Why am I not surprised that in a vagina thread, you two retards show up and start hating on women.

Hating on Jezebel is not hating on women, disagreeing with contemporary feminism is not hating on women, but thanks for playing.


You sound fat, and like you play for the Duke lacrosse team.
 
2013-01-19 12:27:58 AM  
I have a very strong opinion about this and exactly zero people should be influenced by it.
 
2013-01-19 12:31:20 AM  

Quantum Apostrophe: How about getting a ten inch horsecack like a Brazilian tranny?


Read that as "horsecrack."


/disappointed
 
2013-01-19 12:42:36 AM  

sdtangler: So, without any hair or Labia Minora, won't a girl look just like a 12yo pre-pubescent kid?

That's revolting.


I like my women how I like my whiskey: 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
 
2013-01-19 12:47:44 AM  

GT_bike: Counter_Intelligent: Glancing Blow: The WHO has offered four classifications of female circumcision

What a band!

Who's next?


Meaty beaty big and bouncy?
 
2013-01-19 12:48:05 AM  

Jacobin: Uees they cause you to trip when you walk it deems unnecessary but whatever


There's always the problem of sitting on smooth hard surfaces in skirts while going commando...
/I kid, ladies.
//Really
///any vagina lovingly presented for my use is welcome
 
2013-01-19 02:17:42 AM  
And we let them vote...
 
2013-01-19 02:53:37 AM  

AgentKGB: nsfw

also nsfw


I don't think I've ever what'ed so hard in my life.
 
2013-01-19 04:54:55 AM  

sdtangler: So, without any hair or Labia Minora, won't a girl look just like a 12mo pre-pubescent kid?


FTFY, since as the father of girls, I've changed my share of diapers.

4seasons85!: I read somewhere that there is a group of women from somewhere in Africa who genetically have very long labia minoras.


I'm not sure about genetics, but even if they're not born with them, some sub-Saharan Africans still practice Labia Stretching. I guess that kind of balances out the "Barbie" practice.
 
2013-01-19 06:07:10 AM  
I like the natural look, kind of a clean delicate flower.  And then later looking like a bulldog eating mayonnaise...
 
2013-01-19 07:02:02 AM  
image2.findagrave.com

Yes, vi not try ze Barbie?

Also...

i.imgur.com

Now I'm hungry for roast beef!
 
2013-01-19 07:19:26 AM  
Given the "furry play thing" connection ... I was expecting (hoping ) this to go the way of a CATURDAY thread ... TONS of JPGS & GIFS and such.
 
2013-01-19 08:54:13 AM  
So basically this is women's way of taking their cooters back to what it was like in their pre-teen years.

fc01.deviantart.net
 
2013-01-19 10:00:56 AM  

steerforth: ThrobblefootSpectre: RoyBatty:

So according to Jezebel - be angry if a man says are fine just the way you are. AND, be angry if there's something he would prefer different. Ooookay.

Why am I not surprised that in a vagina thread, you two retards show up and start hating on women.


what.... its not an incorrect statement.....
 
2013-01-19 10:38:51 AM  
4seasons85!:
"The labia minora is usually longer than the labia majora. That's not weird it's normal"

While not abnormal, I wouldn't say it's more common than the opposite.
 
2013-01-19 12:18:44 PM  
We are obsessed with this idea of "perfection".

Women of America: Are you crazy?

The perfect, clean slot, just like a 6 year old....what an irrational goal.
 
2013-01-19 05:49:00 PM  

Mr. Mikey: fickenchucker: There's someone for anyone--this might not be such a great idea to have enter the culture.

That said, I have broken up with girls who have stray hairs around the areolas or wellie flaps. They're not my cup of tea. If I see wizard sleeves in my online pron, I click the close button as fast as possible.

/And I'm sure girls have broken up with me for arbitrary reasons, too, so don't yell at me.

Each of those women should send you a yearly "Thank you!!!" note.


You know how I know you're an asshole?

You don't comprehend what I wrote and attack me. Now go EABD.
 
2013-01-20 10:29:28 AM  

PillsHere: I'm sad that anyone thinks this is necessary. I know it's an unpopular opinion around here, but it makes me ill that some women feel the need to mutilate themselves to feel beautiful. It is especially sad when women who are already beautiful do weird stuff like this. If any guy has a problem with the way your vagina looks, he doesn't deserve the privilege of using it.


Amen.

That said, I got a laser brazilian recently (for my own amusement, thank you very much, I'm not even dating at the moment), and it is AWESOME.
 
2013-01-20 12:06:39 PM  
Hey, gglibertine -you look just like a chick I know in austin! Not you, no tribal tattoos, as far as I know, but a lot in common.
 
2013-01-20 12:15:00 PM  

o'really: Hey, gglibertine -you look just like a chick I know in austin! Not you, no tribal tattoos, as far as I know, but a lot in common.


That's odd... I live in Austin! Are you sure it's not me?
 
2013-01-20 12:49:47 PM  
You didn't use to live in sf did you? And have a mutual friend in san jose named leslie?
 
2013-01-20 01:40:23 PM  

o'really: You didn't use to live in sf did you? And have a mutual friend in san jose named leslie?


I did live in the Bay Area, but I don't remember anyone from San Jose named Leslie. Coincidence?
 
2013-01-20 01:52:20 PM  
Well you would definitely know her if it were you, she's a close friend and we all 3 had dinner last month here in sj.
 
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