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(Jezebel)   Made for Fark headline - Unhappy with your gross vagina? Why not try "The Barbie"?   (jezebel.com) divider line 191
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2013-01-18 02:22:37 PM
I'm in agreement with one of the comments.  If I've gotten that far, I'm not going to care as long as it's clean and healthy.

Unless it has eye stalks.
 
2013-01-18 02:55:04 PM
Of course Barbie can look like that. Have you seen her boyfriend Ken, the penisless wonder?
 
2013-01-18 03:06:32 PM
Ladies...No. Seriously. We love you just the way you are. Do not do this. You're beautiful and perfect and yummy. Good God.
 
2013-01-18 03:12:45 PM
As one of the comments says, it sound an awful lot like female circumcision...
 
2013-01-18 03:27:53 PM

alkhemy: As one of the comments says, it sound an awful lot like female circumcision...


It's done at the request of an adult, rational, woman who has agency.

Nothing in the article says it is done because of Patriarchy!

We know from other discussions that women get tattoos, wax their genitals, put on make-up, buy expensive shoes, worry about how they look when they go out, display cleavage, FOR THEMSELVES, AND FOR OTHER WOMEN, Not for men, who at any rate, should not be eyeing them and objectifying them.

Remember, feminism is the radical notion that men could hate women as much as women do.

So if a ton of women march into this guy's office and ask him for a barbie, I'm going to assume rational, adult women with agency have made their own decision and were not somehow brainwashed by an invisible sky demon.

Ask a contemporary feminist from Jezebel, if an adult woman wants a tattoo, should that be okay? Should adult women be able to decide on waxing their public hair, shaving their legs or underarms? Get piercings? Multiple piercings?

Is that patriarchal or empowering?

Ask any follower of body modification, if a man wants a circumcision, should he be allowed to have one? If a man wants to sever his penis or his tongue, should that be okay?

If an adult, rational, woman, with agency asks for a female circumcision, should that be okay?
 
2013-01-18 03:28:51 PM
Why is Jezebel slut-shaming these women?
 
2013-01-18 03:46:52 PM
When I first saw the words "the Barbie", I immediately thought of shrimp.

No, it's not like female circumcision. That said, it's sad that some women think their labia are so hideous that they feel they need to do this.

Now I'm getting nostalgic for "Nip/Tuck"...
 
2013-01-18 05:27:29 PM
Wizzard sleeve thread
 
2013-01-18 05:28:01 PM
So... made of plastic and sexually ambiguous nothing-ness?
 
2013-01-18 05:28:30 PM
I saw a documentary on this done in the UK. It was pretty horrific. Although the girl who was hosting it was very much against the procedure from the outset, so you definitely could not get "both sides of the story"... still, I don't know if there is a good side to it.
 
2013-01-18 05:28:53 PM
FTA: " Blatt's website entices clients by stating that "Some women just want to look 'prettier' like the women they see in magazines or in films.""

Ugh, indeed. Fark society's standards
 
2013-01-18 05:30:59 PM
Next up: nipplectomys, so you can be smooth up top like Barbie, too.
 
2013-01-18 05:31:27 PM
Will women also go to the gym to look like the more robust porn stars like Lovette? How about getting a ten inch horsecack like a Brazilian tranny?
 
2013-01-18 05:33:01 PM
Why can't Jezebel articulate a point without making it seem like the author is just slamming her enraged fists against the keyboard.

I'm on board with her premise, but the triumphant-righteous-rage format of nearly every Jezebel article has me headed to the exits in like 2 paragraphs
 
2013-01-18 05:33:36 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: How about getting a ten inch horsecack like a Brazilian tranny?


imageshack.us
 
2013-01-18 05:38:38 PM
How the hell am I supposed to get pussy juice all over the place if I don't have extra flaps to help spread it around?

/only saying it because you prudes won't
 
2013-01-18 05:40:42 PM
I'm just gonna come out and say it. There are some ladies who really need this. I've seen several less-than-beautiful vaginas. And can someone tell me why it is that they can't all be placed in the same spot? I swear, going from woman to woman is a pain in the ass just because of this. You learn the slide-in angle of one woman, move on to the next and all of a sudden the slide-in angle doesn't work and you're shattering bone.

Come on ladies. Please.
 
2013-01-18 05:41:15 PM
So, without any hair or Labia Minora, won't a girl look just like a 12yo pre-pubescent kid?

That's revolting.
 
2013-01-18 05:41:59 PM
Why is it always male doctors mutilating females? Are there any female doctors doing penis modifications that the media could interview?

/Ewww to all of the above.
 
2013-01-18 05:42:35 PM
blue waffle-plasty
 
2013-01-18 05:43:11 PM

alkhemy: As one of the comments says, it sound an awful lot like female circumcision...


The WHO has offered four classifications of female circumcision (aka Female Genital Mutilation). The main three are

Type I, removal of the clitoral hood, almost invariably accompanied by removal of the clitoris itself (clitoridectomy);

Type II, removal of the clitoris and inner labia; and

Type III (infibulation), removal of all or part of the inner and outer labia, and usually the clitoris, and the fusion of the wound, leaving a small hole for the passage of urine and menstrual blood-the fused wound is opened for intercourse and childbirth.
In the traditional manner by a circumciser using a knife, razor, or scissors
 
2013-01-18 05:43:29 PM

Smeggy Smurf: How the hell am I supposed to get pussy juice all over the place if I don't have extra flaps to help spread it around?

/only saying it because you prudes won't


Roast beef curtains? It's all good unless its stinky.
 
2013-01-18 05:43:47 PM
Vagina
 
2013-01-18 05:44:11 PM
So now you fellas can really put the shrimp on the barbie, eh?
 
2013-01-18 05:45:14 PM

moto-geek: So now you fellas can really put the shrimp on the barbie, eh?


Looks, I'll admit it's small and pink, but the curve isn't THAT bad.
 
2013-01-18 05:46:01 PM
Pristine porn star?

Yeah, porn stars are well known for their pristine vaginas.
 
2013-01-18 05:46:04 PM
Clearly some of you folks don't get laid enough. I wouldn't be surprised if a surprisingly high percentage of modern women shave completely clean. Especially single woman.
 
2013-01-18 05:46:30 PM
I'm sad that anyone thinks this is necessary. I know it's an unpopular opinion around here, but it makes me ill that some women feel the need to mutilate themselves to feel beautiful. It is especially sad when women who are already beautiful do weird stuff like this. If any guy has a problem with the way your vagina looks, he doesn't deserve the privilege of using it.
 
2013-01-18 05:47:07 PM
but how can we see what's behind the curtains if you've torn down the curtains
 
2013-01-18 05:47:12 PM

Glancing Blow: The WHO has offered four classifications of female circumcision


What a band!
 
2013-01-18 05:47:28 PM
They had better add lighting and an iPod hookup.

I'm pretty sure my vagina can make it through the next 30 years without surgical assistance. Kthnx.
 
2013-01-18 05:48:27 PM
144 vagina's would look weird.
 
2013-01-18 05:51:55 PM
I am refusing all and any invites to come round for a Barbie, the commonest tng said here in Australia during summer. I mean, well...they say just bring a snag or a chop, and you have to wonder!!
 
2013-01-18 05:51:57 PM

JonnyG: Clearly some of you folks don't get laid enough. I wouldn't be surprised if a surprisingly high percentage of modern women shave completely clean. Especially single woman.


*twitch*
 
2013-01-18 05:53:07 PM
I really, really don't get the appeal of this. And I think it's sad to consider just how awful a woman must feel about herself, that this sort of surgery would make her feel batter.
 
2013-01-18 05:53:26 PM
Wake me when they perfect the horizontal slit.
 
2013-01-18 05:54:02 PM
What's that, they fill in the hole and smooth over the whole area like in Dogma?

// GIS for that led to some interesting results.
 
2013-01-18 05:54:58 PM
Nothing quite like eating a meat curtain cream pie. And ladies, try leaving a little fur done there. If I wanted the pussy to look like it was from a 12 year old, i'd get a 12 year old.
 
2013-01-18 05:55:51 PM
I wonder if any of the doctors save the trimmings to make suitcases.
 
2013-01-18 05:56:41 PM

moto-geek: So now you fellas can really put the shrimp on the barbie, eh?


favorited. would lol again.
 
2013-01-18 05:57:13 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-01-18 05:57:41 PM
Now I've got Cheech Wizard's line stuck in my head.

"Ick. Bald pussy."
 
2013-01-18 05:57:53 PM
As a male who was circumcised without my consent, I have a hard time feeling outrage over this. If adult women want this procedure to help them feel comfortable with their nude bodies, I'm all for it. It's quite understandable, particularly for women who live in areas know for high-glamour, beautiful women, like LA. My wife has small breasts and wants augmentation so that she is less self-conscious about them. Sure, societal standards of beauty are the root cause, but changing them is probably impossible, while the surgery is very easy to get. Her mental well-being trumps all except for her physical well-being, and since there's no risk there, when she's ready to do it, I'll be happy for her.

I am a straight male, but...

I have liked perhaps 80% of the vaginas I have encountered. I have only encounted my own penis in a sexual situation, but I have enjoyed it 100%.

So, statistically...
 
2013-01-18 05:59:32 PM
Some women are self concious about their beef curtains.
 
2013-01-18 06:01:27 PM

HotWingConspiracy: Wake me when they perfect the horizontal slit.


That's easy, you just rotate the woman
 
2013-01-18 06:01:35 PM

Snort: Some women are self concious about their beef curtains.


Yeah, sometimes it looks like a french dip sandwich that fell on a barber shop floor.
 
2013-01-18 06:07:22 PM
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-01-18 06:07:50 PM
Some of us like the real thing baby
 
2013-01-18 06:07:55 PM
Sorry, but when I'm down there going at it I want something to actually work with and the more the better, IMO. The Barbie would be BORING!
 
2013-01-18 06:08:06 PM
Have fun, ladies. *hurk* (Oh yes, NSFW)
 
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