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(BBC)   NY theater critic on Scarlet Johansson: "She falls surprisingly short in seductiveness." Contrary opinions to the right   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 88
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2013-01-18 05:09:29 PM  

Mugato: Michelle Rodriguez (in anything where she's sweaty and not a zombie)


Ah yes, a woman with meat on her bones.
 
2013-01-18 05:15:27 PM  

pciszek: Spanky McStupid: This is hotter than ...

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this?

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FARK, you are a disappoint.

Not a fair comparison. Liz looks like she is posed for a still photo of her "being seductive" while Scarlett looks like she was photographed delivering a line.

Besides, the redhead is always hotter.


Both pictures are setups and by professional entertainment photographers. It's unfortunate they picked the one with her mouth open.
 
2013-01-18 05:20:53 PM  

pciszek: Mugato: Michelle Rodriguez (in anything where she's sweaty and not a zombie)

Ah yes, a woman with meat on her bones.


100% THIS!
 
2013-01-18 05:23:15 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
/fairly seductive
//hot
 
2013-01-18 05:40:38 PM  
www.plastic-surgery-implants.com

Consider me seduced.
 
2013-01-18 05:44:34 PM  

NateAsbestos: theflatline: Agreed.  She has all the physical attributes, but I do not give her seductive.

Over the last few decades here are my favorite sultry sluts.

Famke Jannsen. (Nip Tuck)
Lina Fiorentino (Vision Quest, Gotcha, Jade, the last seduction)
Paz Vega (Sexo y Lucia)
Sharon Stone (Basic Instict)
Kari Wurher (mtv slut)
Salma Hayek (looks and fark me eyes)
Ann Archer
Jacquleine Bisset
Cheryl Tiegsgs
Mitzy Kapture (Silk Stalkings)

I thought I was the only one who thought Linda Fiorentino was a total fox.

Good to know I'm not alone in this.

/I'm first in line though damnit!


Stumbled on Last Seduction one late night on Bravo. Glad I was alone.
 
2013-01-18 05:46:29 PM  

Mugato: Naked Mandy from '24'


Oh, yes. I remember her.

I'd like to nominate Nora Zehetner as the femme fatale in "Brick".
 
2013-01-18 06:17:43 PM  

Spanky McStupid: This is hotter than ...

[encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 274x184]

this?

[encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 276x183]


FARK, you are a disappoint.


Deal with it.
 
2013-01-18 06:37:38 PM  
Film actors in plays are typically a let down -- it's a completely different style of acting.

Case and point: Pacino in Glengarry Glen Ross. Saw him in the new revival last month; he single handily dragged down the whole production.
 
2013-01-18 06:51:36 PM  
As much as I like the traditional Scarlet pics, isn't time for some new ones? Aren't there any photos done within the last year worth posting?

And she could use a good posting.
 
2013-01-18 06:54:35 PM  
www.cineman.ch

You can't deny the curvy, sultry, slippery hotness of Scarlett in this pic!
 
2013-01-18 07:11:30 PM  
She posesses a pleasingly shaped body, but she is not sexy.
 
2013-01-18 07:29:18 PM  

thornhill: Film actors in plays are typically a let down -- it's a completely different style of acting.

Case and point: Pacino in Glengarry Glen Ross. Saw him in the new revival last month; he single handily dragged down the whole production.


I's unfortunate that you did not have a good time at the show but Pacino is a magnificent stage actor as well as movie star. The work he puts into building his character, rehearsals and performance is astonishing. He is also someone who has never left the stage in spite of decades in Hollywood films. He started in the theater and I am positive he will end there. He is also a great stage director as well.

Of course none of that means he is always good. It would make me sad to think he sucks in a show he is so famous for. Perhaps its just that he is not suited for that particular role?
 
2013-01-18 07:30:49 PM  

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: She posesses a pleasingly shaped body, but she is not sexy.


Pretty sure it's her body, not a case of demonic possession, so yes she is sexy.
 
2013-01-18 07:32:16 PM  
I have never been more tempted to reach out and try to touch something viewed through 3D glasses than I was watching The Avengers. I could watch a loop of her standing in front of Loki's cage indefininitely.
 
2013-01-18 07:33:19 PM  
Hold on, let me check the critic who lives in my pants.  Yep, one big thumbs up.
 
2013-01-18 07:38:41 PM  

theflatline: Agreed.  She has all the physical attributes, but I do not give her seductive.

Over the last few decades here are my favorite sultry sluts.

Famke Jannsen. (Nip Tuck)
Lina Fiorentino (Vision Quest, Gotcha, Jade, the last seduction)
Paz Vega (Sexo y Lucia)
Sharon Stone (Basic Instict)
Kari Wurher (mtv slut)
Salma Hayek (looks and fark me eyes)
Ann Archer
Jacquleine Bisset
Cheryl Tiegsgs
Mitzy Kapture (Silk Stalkings)


Jessica Rabbit
 
2013-01-18 07:39:21 PM  

T.M.S.: thornhill: Film actors in plays are typically a let down -- it's a completely different style of acting.

Case and point: Pacino in Glengarry Glen Ross. Saw him in the new revival last month; he single handily dragged down the whole production.

I's unfortunate that you did not have a good time at the show but Pacino is a magnificent stage actor as well as movie star. The work he puts into building his character, rehearsals and performance is astonishing. He is also someone who has never left the stage in spite of decades in Hollywood films. He started in the theater and I am positive he will end there. He is also a great stage director as well.

Of course none of that means he is always good. It would make me sad to think he sucks in a show he is so famous for. Perhaps its just that he is not suited for that particular role?


Pacino was Levene, but played the part as if he was Roma -- larger than life, confident, nothing pathetic about him. He completely took over the stage.

You're right, Pacino was a bad example to cite because he has done really good stage work. This just came to mind because he is such a noted Hollywood actor.
 
2013-01-18 07:45:10 PM  
He did say "surprisingly," as in he expected her to be more seductive than she turned out to be.

/There's more to seductiveness than pretty looks.
//Not being a farking idiot helps too.
///Not saying Scarlet is, of course.
 
2013-01-18 07:47:19 PM  

thornhill: You're right, Pacino was a bad example to cite because he has done really good stage work.


He seems like he'd be a good stage actor because he's yelling all the time and they have to to hit that back row.
 
2013-01-18 08:01:21 PM  
No reason..

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-18 08:12:18 PM  
I just saw her in Hitchcock today, and holy shiat, I can't remember the last time I was so turned on by someone on screen.
 
2013-01-18 08:37:56 PM  

Mugato: thornhill: You're right, Pacino was a bad example to cite because he has done really good stage work.

He seems like he'd be a good stage actor because he's yelling all the time and they have to to hit that back row.


userserve-ak.last.fm
 
2013-01-18 08:49:57 PM  

mooseyfate: Mugato: thornhill: You're right, Pacino was a bad example to cite because he has done really good stage work.

He seems like he'd be a good stage actor because he's yelling all the time and they have to to hit that back row.

[userserve-ak.last.fm image 300x278]


You would think so but he can be unbelievable understated on stage given the role. And he has to have the absolute world record for taking the longest pause in theater history. 1:40 of total silence between lines. Hughie, 1996.  His rehearsal process is weird too. He doesn't work moments. Only likes to run full scenes.
 
2013-01-18 09:03:53 PM  

nmrsnr: Say what you will about Scarlett Johansson's hotness (and there is plenty to be said, and ogled at), but Liz Taylor and Paul Newman were possibly the hottest couple of all time in that movie.


I would beg to differ that Liz and Monty Clift in "A Place in the Sun" were hotter. Just barely.
 
2013-01-18 10:00:45 PM  

pciszek: Mugato: Michelle Rodriguez (in anything where she's sweaty and not a zombie)

Ah yes, a woman with meat on her bones.


Agreed. Looking at Liz Taylor's pic on the first page, you know damn well if she was around today the basement trolls and boybutt worshippers would be lining up to call her fat!

What weird, sad times we're living in.
 
2013-01-18 10:23:53 PM  
The biggest reason to hate the Gulliver's Travels movie with Jack Black is it prevented us from getting Emily Blunt as Black Widow. Watching both Avengers and Iron Man 2, it seems like she'd be a lot better in the role.
 
2013-01-18 10:41:46 PM  

Mad_Radhu: The biggest reason to hate the Gulliver's Travels movie with Jack Black is it prevented us from getting Emily Blunt as Black Widow


I don't even know who Emily Blunt is but she must be a piece of ass if her absence as BW is the worst reason to hate the Gulliver's Travels movie with Jack Black.
 
2013-01-18 11:10:20 PM  

maverickzy: She wasn't seductive as the Black Widow either. She's hot, certainly, attractive, certainly. But she's not seductive.


Your level of stupidity is hard to match.
 
2013-01-18 11:45:18 PM  
I tend to agree with posters who say she's sexy, rather than seductive - seductive implies that she's intentionally and actively trying to seduce...whomever, but I haven't seen anything she's been in that calls for her character to really do that. I think she' a fine actress though, and enjoy her interviews too. Dry sense of humor on that one.
 
2013-01-19 01:20:49 AM  
I'm pretty sure I could fark her tits while she gives me ice cube butt licks, but I do wonder if she has the flexibility to simultaneously get a toe in my mouth. Watched Woody Allen's "To Rome with Love" last night. Penelope Cruz confirmed Tom Cruise's gayness, yet again. (NTTAWWT)

When she wore that red dress...

1.bp.blogspot.comwww.virtual-history.comsomecamerunning.typepad.commoviecitynews.comimg005.lazygirls.infowww.mozzarellamamma.com
...I'm gonna pop some tags, only got twenty tissues in my pocket.
 
2013-01-19 02:01:52 AM  

Waldo Pepper: theflatline: Agreed.  She has all the physical attributes, but I do not give her seductive.

Over the last few decades here are my favorite sultry sluts.

Famke Jannsen. (Nip Tuck)
Lina Fiorentino (Vision Quest, Gotcha, Jade, the last seduction)
Paz Vega (Sexo y Lucia)
Sharon Stone (Basic Instict)
Kari Wurher (mtv slut)
Salma Hayek (looks and fark me eyes)
Ann Archer
Jacquleine Bisset
Cheryl Tiegsgs
Mitzy Kapture (Silk Stalkings)

I met Kari Wurher during her beastmaster days, she is hotter and sexier in person then on screen.


I played Red Alert 2 just for her.
 
2013-01-19 02:37:00 AM  
yeah, someone who OBVIOUSLY can't understand the DEPTH and TALNTZ of an ACTORZ as BRLLNTZ as Scarlett Blowhanson...


zzzzzzz

/saggy gladbags
//dirtbike
 
2013-01-19 02:49:12 AM  

NateAsbestos: theflatline: Agreed.  She has all the physical attributes, but I do not give her seductive.

Over the last few decades here are my favorite sultry sluts.

Famke Jannsen. (Nip Tuck)
Lina Fiorentino (Vision Quest, Gotcha, Jade, the last seduction)
Paz Vega (Sexo y Lucia)
Sharon Stone (Basic Instict)
Kari Wurher (mtv slut)
Salma Hayek (looks and fark me eyes)
Ann Archer
Jacquleine Bisset
Cheryl Tiegsgs
Mitzy Kapture (Silk Stalkings)

I thought I was the only one who thought Linda Fiorentino was a total fox.

Good to know I'm not alone in this.

/I'm first in line though damnit!


She would kill you with sex, eat your body and you would be fine with it. She looks a lot like Juliana Marguiles (The Good Wife, ER), but Marguiles trying seductive just looks bored and slightly tardy.
 
2013-01-19 04:02:20 AM  
She looks like Akhenaten
 
2013-01-19 03:16:53 PM  
Oh man Silk Stockings... Mitzy was a fox, even if the premise of that show was pretty ridiculous. Yeah; in Miami of all places Vice cops are ethical and high class instead of being scarcely less sleazy than their targets. I'll buy that. Never saw her in anything after that series though.
 
2013-01-19 03:39:35 PM  

Heron: Oh man Silk Stockings... Mitzy was a fox, even if the premise of that show was pretty ridiculous. Yeah; in Miami of all places Vice cops are ethical and high class instead of being scarcely less sleazy than their targets. I'll buy that. Never saw her in anything after that series though.


Scorching hot and the sole reason I bothered to watch SS(Stephen J. Cannell was cranking out shows faster than you could say his name back then, wasn't he?) Her costar Rob Estes fared slightly better professionally after the show went off the air-a pity, considering that she was far more talented-while she was relegated to direct-to-video fare and crappy Lifetime flicks. Sad, really.
 
2013-01-20 11:55:58 PM  
She comes off as totally bland. She's pretty. She has great success with the whole "push the boobs up and together" thing. She is a passable actress who gets by on being pretty more than she does being talented.

She is not seductive, though. She's nice to look at. She's okay to listen to in small doses. Her seductiveness ends when she begins speaking and moving, though.

I'm sorry, but I just can't get turned on by a woman who always seems like she's dosed to the gills on Valium.
 
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