If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(SeattlePI)   21 pythons whacked so far in Florida. Four days in, they're almost 0.05% of the way towards complete python annihilation   (seattlepi.com) divider line 79
    More: Followup  
•       •       •

4265 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Jan 2013 at 1:36 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



79 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all
 
2013-01-18 12:02:27 PM  
deniseduvernay.files.wordpress.com

/oblig
 
2013-01-18 12:15:35 PM  
How many Florida hunters are missing? Snakes have 99.9999% more of Florida to snack through.
 
2013-01-18 12:30:43 PM  
Don't look now, but I think the snakes are gaining on you
 
2013-01-18 12:54:09 PM  
It's bad in the swamps, but it's worse in Nebraska and Kansas.   Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfarking snakes on these motherfarking plains!
 
2013-01-18 01:10:05 PM  
 
2013-01-18 01:16:48 PM  
Let's all take a moment to pry for the survival of Terry Gilliam.
 
2013-01-18 01:38:40 PM  
So, they're hunting Hulk Hogan?
 
2013-01-18 01:40:25 PM  
Sounds like they're having some trouble. Maybe if they build this large wooden badger...
 
2013-01-18 01:40:32 PM  

Jon H: How many Florida hunters are missing? Snakes have 99.9999% more of Florida to snack through.


Can I be part of the .0001% that isn't turned into snake food?
 
2013-01-18 01:40:37 PM  
Gentlemen, start your whacking!!
 
2013-01-18 01:40:55 PM  
I'll take mine grilled, thanks.
 
2013-01-18 01:41:57 PM  

Truther: Gentlemen, start your whacking!!


came. satisfied. leaving.
 
2013-01-18 01:42:43 PM  
I have seen movies based on this type of stuff and normally there is a Jennifer Lopez or Lou Diamond Phillips around for when shiat hits the fan.

I don't believe these people are as lucky.
 
2013-01-18 01:43:18 PM  
I've already whacked the python twice today.
 
2013-01-18 01:45:08 PM  
They'd be killing more pythons if Obama hadn't taken away their weapons!
 
2013-01-18 01:45:45 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
I love the sexy slither of a lady snake. Oh baby.
 
2013-01-18 01:46:41 PM  
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who. This is supposed to be a happy occasion.
 
2013-01-18 01:48:47 PM  
Do they have a lot of pythons in Seattle?
 
2013-01-18 01:49:46 PM  
They can lay up to 50 eggs. If half of those caught were females (lets round down to 10) then they've potentially stopped about 500 snakes from being introduced into the area.


/Think positive, Subs
 
2013-01-18 01:50:28 PM  
I see this more as an opportunity to cull the hunters rather than the snakes, because anyone who hunts Burmese pythons for fun is not right in the head and needs to be removed from the gene pool.
 
2013-01-18 01:51:03 PM  
Pythooooooooon, woody sort of word
 
2013-01-18 01:55:37 PM  

Despair of the Cheese: I see this more as an opportunity to cull the hunters rather than the snakes, because anyone who hunts Burmese pythons for fun is not right in the head and needs to be removed from the gene pool.


Hunting is fun. Hunting a giant snake is badass.

Besides, the python is destroying the ecosystem and any reduction is good.
 
2013-01-18 01:55:49 PM  

Despair of the Cheese: I see this more as an opportunity to cull the hunters rather than the snakes, because anyone who hunts Burmese pythons for fun is not right in the head and needs to be removed from the gene pool.


What? Sounds like fun to me.

here, hold my beer, I'll show ya....
 
2013-01-18 01:58:53 PM  
Speaking as a reptile lover, if I lived in FL I would be hunting me some python. If I'm not allowed to hunt the farkwads that release these animals and destroy ecosystems, I will damn well take care of their idiocy the best way I can.

/actually knows how to handle large pythons
/call me!
 
2013-01-18 02:00:50 PM  
image.minoc.com

/jk
//python is based ruby
///ruby is worst python
 
2013-01-18 02:02:07 PM  
Even god himself promotes whacking.

// day
 
2013-01-18 02:02:54 PM  
Why doesn't Florida just legislate this problem away? Haven't they learned from the rest of the country that you can simply enact additional laws to eliminate this type of problem?
 
2013-01-18 02:04:20 PM  

BrynnMacFlynn: Speaking as a reptile lover, if I lived in FL I would be hunting me some python. If I'm not allowed to hunt the farkwads that release these animals and destroy ecosystems, I will damn well take care of their idiocy the best way I can.

/actually knows how to handle large pythons
/call me!


Feel like opening a restaurant with me? Consider moving your cat and man out of the snow.

\semi-serious
 
2013-01-18 02:05:52 PM  
Nice thought, subby. I'll just call BBC and raise hell until Python is back on the air.
 
2013-01-18 02:13:25 PM  
Subby's mom whacked my python last night.
 
2013-01-18 02:13:47 PM  
All the snakes are flying out of there

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-01-18 02:17:06 PM  
coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-18 02:18:59 PM  

Super Chronic: I've already whacked the python twice today.


Oh to be young again.
 
2013-01-18 02:19:44 PM  

uncleacid: Do they have a lot of pythons in Seattle?


Yeth, Theattle hath lotth of them, but mothtly becauth we have all of thethe mountain climberth around.  It'th tho bad, you need a pith helmet jutht to walk down the thtreet.
 
2013-01-18 02:22:01 PM  

Fark Rye For Many Whores: [image.minoc.com image 200x200]

/jk
//python is based ruby
///ruby is worst python


////Perl. That is all.
 
2013-01-18 02:22:25 PM  
21 pythons whacked so far in Florida. Four days in, they're almost 0.5% of the way toward python decimation
 
2013-01-18 02:23:44 PM  
~Achievement Unlocked~
 
2013-01-18 02:25:17 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-18 02:25:35 PM  

relaxitsjustme: Super Chronic: I've already whacked the python twice today.

Oh to be young again.


Are you saying the older I get the less likely that I'll be punching the clown?
 
2013-01-18 02:27:04 PM  

uncleacid: Do they have a lot of pythons in Seattle?


My anaconda don't want none

/going like a turbo 'vette
 
2013-01-18 02:32:38 PM  

Dr Dreidel: Even god himself promotes whacking.

// day


No way, dude! I seem to recall something in Torah about not spilling one's seed on the ground.
 
2013-01-18 02:34:12 PM  

BrynnMacFlynn: /actually knows how to handle large pythons


How *YOU* doin'?

/Come on, someone had to do it.
 
2013-01-18 02:34:53 PM  
FTFA: "I'm going to be ecstatic if we see 100," said Frank Mazzotti, a University of Florida professor of wildlife ecology who is helping the commission with the contest.

It isn't about catching them, but doing research on the big ones
 
2013-01-18 02:36:01 PM  
www.readingreview.com
 
2013-01-18 02:41:28 PM  
Looks may be deceiving

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-18 02:42:21 PM  

kkinnison: FTFA: "I'm going to be ecstatic if we see 100," said Frank Mazzotti, a University of Florida professor of wildlife ecology who is helping the commission with the contest.

It isn't about catching them, but doing research on the big ones


Finding out precisely which habitats they prefer could go a long way to helping eradicate them where they don't belong, in the Everglades.

This is a first step.
 
2013-01-18 02:52:30 PM  
"I had a snake . . . now I have a belt"

www.siskelfilmcenter.org

"Did I ever tell you that this snakeskin jacket represents a symbol of my individuality, and my belief in personal freedom?"
Would so much like to be hunting snakes for skins right now . . .
 
2013-01-18 03:02:44 PM  
You mean it's harder to hunt an animal that prefers to hide, is stealthy, camouflaged, doesn't run from hunters, leaves few tracks, and doesn't congregate in herds?

Wow, I'd have thought you could hunt pythons like they were deer or pigs.
 
2013-01-18 03:03:27 PM  
They had one of those snakes on Letterman last night, with their regular animal guy guest Jack Hanna. It took 3 guys to hold the thing, and Jack said it had over 200 teeth, and if it bit you, it would take 30 minute to unclench its jaw. It can also unhinge its jaw wide enough to swallow an entire human being.

I'll stay away from Florida now, if I ever needed another excuse.
 
2013-01-18 03:06:23 PM  
I need to get my dad back into the training hunting dog business so he can start working on some python dogs to market. This has some potential since the pythons will eliminate a lot of the dogs so demand should be really high for the next decade or so.
 
Displayed 50 of 79 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
On Twitter





In Other Media


Report