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(With Leather)   Jason David Frank, a.k,a. Tommy of "Mighty Morphin Power Rangers" fame, breaks Guinness World Record for most wood boards broken during skydive. And he didn't need his Tigerzord to do it, either   (withleather.uproxx.com) divider line 78
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2013-01-18 11:35:44 AM
Say what you will about Power Rangers, but THIS...

cdn.wl.uproxx.com

... is f**king BADASS! O.O
 
2013-01-18 11:44:07 AM
FAIL, subby. The correct reference would have been "Dragonzord"
 
2013-01-18 11:48:12 AM

kid_icarus: FAIL, subby. The correct reference would have been "Dragonzord"


i1182.photobucket.com

Tommy was also the White Ranger, and piloted the Tigerzord.
 
2013-01-18 11:49:14 AM

Captain Steroid: kid_icarus: FAIL, subby. The correct reference would have been "Dragonzord"

[i1182.photobucket.com image 303x320]

Tommy was also the White Ranger, and piloted the Tigerzord.


This I know.
I see your dumbass, and raise you a lameass.
Dragonzord trumps Tigerzord.
 
2013-01-18 11:54:51 AM

kid_icarus: Captain Steroid: kid_icarus: FAIL, subby. The correct reference would have been "Dragonzord"

[i1182.photobucket.com image 303x320]

Tommy was also the White Ranger, and piloted the Tigerzord.

This I know.
I see your dumbass, and raise you a lameass.
Dragonzord trumps Tigerzord.


If the Tigerzord was so lame, why was Frank wearing WHITE and not green during his jump?

I rest my case. -.-
 
2013-01-18 11:55:45 AM
NOTHING CAN BEAT THE AWESOMENESS THAT WAS THE GREEN RANGER
 
2013-01-18 12:02:42 PM

cman: NOTHING CAN BEAT THE AWESOMENESS THAT WAS THE GREEN RANGER


He had a dagger, that summoned a farking dragon, and he summoned it by playing it like a flute! He made flutists cool!

www.cultureblues.com

Speaking of Power Rangers, anyone remember the first movie? I can't remember the bad guy's name, but he dealt with the purple ooze. That was a pretty damn good movie, mainly because they couldn't rely on the Japanese version for the giant monster vs. mecha-ranger fight so they had to actually CG everything. Doesn't hold up well to time, but they did a good job.

/And now I have the pink ranger on my mind
//Time to turn on Flash Point
///At least she aged very well
 
2013-01-18 12:02:46 PM
The White Ranger is racist...
i76.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-18 12:12:12 PM

scottydoesntknow:
Speaking of Power Rangers, anyone remember the first movie? I can't remember the bad guy's name, but he dealt with the purple ooze. That was a pretty damn good movie, mainly because they couldn't rely on the Japanese version for the giant monster vs. mecha-ranger fight so they had to actually CG everything. Doesn't hold up well to time, but they did a good job.

/And now I have the pink ranger on my mind
//Time to turn on Flash Point
///At least she aged very well


Ivan Ooze.

For the longest time, I thought he was played by Robert Englund.

He was not. o_o'
 
2013-01-18 12:24:11 PM
Captain Steroid:
Ivan Ooze.

For the longest time, I thought he was played by Robert Englund.

He was not. o_o'


Holy crap you're right! I always thought it was him. Hell I remember my dad walking by when I was watching it and him saying "Is that Freddy Krueger?"
 
2013-01-18 12:42:47 PM
Remember the good old days, when you could make the Asian the yellow character, the black guy the black character?

i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-18 12:43:55 PM

utsagrad123: Remember the good old days, when you could make the Asian the yellow character, the black guy the black character?

[i.imgur.com image 693x296]


The yellow chick is dead. She died a few days before 9/11
 
2013-01-18 12:46:25 PM

kid_icarus: Dragonzord trumps Tigerzord.

 
2013-01-18 12:47:00 PM

scottydoesntknow:

/And now I have the pink ranger on my mind
//Time to turn on Flash Point
///At least she aged very well


You know who didn't age well? The Yellow Ranger.

/too soon?
 
2013-01-18 12:47:05 PM

scottydoesntknow: Speaking of Power Rangers, anyone remember the first movie? I can't remember the bad guy's name, but he dealt with the purple ooze.


Ivan.
 
2013-01-18 12:47:51 PM

cman: utsagrad123: Remember the good old days, when you could make the Asian the yellow character, the black guy the black character?

[i.imgur.com image 693x296]

The yellow chick is dead. She died a few days before 9/11


Wow, didn't realize that.
 
2013-01-18 02:22:35 PM

cman: utsagrad123: Remember the good old days, when you could make the Asian the yellow character, the black guy the black character?

[i.imgur.com image 693x296]

The yellow chick is dead. She died a few days before 9/11


And the blue one is into porn. Acting and directing.

Also, Dragonzord is the badass because it was never destroyed/replaced - it's STILL sitting there at the bottom of the ocean, just waiting to be called back and smash up some guy in a rubber suit
 
2013-01-18 02:32:42 PM
How do you know when tracking world records has gone too far?
 
2013-01-18 02:35:11 PM
Was it too much to hope that he broke them by falling on them?
 
2013-01-18 02:37:58 PM
has broken the Guinness World Record for "most pine boards broken in freefall."

But the record for "most white ash boards broken in freefall" still stands, right? Whew!

What do you suppose the record is for "most pine boards moderately dented in freefall but otherwise still structurally intact" is?

/currently trying to break the record for "suggesting most inane hypothetical world records"
 
2013-01-18 02:41:14 PM

utsagrad123: Remember the good old days, when you could make the Asian the yellow character, the black guy the black character?

[i.imgur.com image 693x296]


If only they had switched Billy's and Kimberly's coloration, they could have made the gay guy the pink character and had almost a full rainbow of social insensitivity.

/RIP Trini
 
2013-01-18 02:43:51 PM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Dragonzord is the badass because it was never destroyed/replaced - it's STILL sitting there at the bottom of the ocean, just waiting to be called back and smash up some guy in a rubber suit


I MUST FIND THE DAGGER FLUTE THINGY AND SUMMON THE DRAGONZORD!

I wonder if it will work if I just dust off my recorder from when I was 10 and play the song... Then again, the flute sounded like a trumpet... Time to learn how to play a trumpet!
 
2013-01-18 02:43:51 PM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: And the blue one is into porn. Acting and directing.

Also, Dragonzord is the badass because it was never destroyed/replaced - it's STILL sitting there at the bottom of the ocean, just waiting to be called back and smash up some guy in a rubber suit


I knew there was a reason that I liked the blue one the best. Also the Dragonzord was definitely the best.
 
2013-01-18 02:44:21 PM
He should corner the breaking pine boards while doing "X" world record market. He could do it:

-Underwater
-In space
-On top of a moving train
-On a tightrope
-In a helicopter suspended over a lava lake
-While eating green eggs and ham

Each one more profitable and glorious than the next. He could be the man that breaks more world records than anyone thus breaking that record!
 
2013-01-18 02:46:38 PM
Was the previous record zero?
 
2013-01-18 02:47:18 PM
The White Ranger had a sword. With a tiger head on the pommel. That shot lasers from it's eyes.

Eff your Green Ranger.

/Best part of the movie? The Falconzord, or whatever the hell it was called.
//And Gabrielle Fitzpatrick
///Her and Amy Jo Johnson in a threesome = commence fapping
 
2013-01-18 02:47:33 PM
I love this thread so much.jpeg
 
2013-01-18 02:47:59 PM

utsagrad123: Remember the good old days, when you could make the Asian the yellow character, the black guy the black character?

[i.imgur.com image 693x296]


Indeed
 
2013-01-18 02:51:25 PM
What happened to the pink one?
 
2013-01-18 02:51:36 PM
Say what you will about his career in acting and martial arts, but it sounds like he has had a very interesting life in the very least.
 
2013-01-18 02:52:47 PM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: cman: utsagrad123: Remember the good old days, when you could make the Asian the yellow character, the black guy the black character?

[i.imgur.com image 693x296]

The yellow chick is dead. She died a few days before 9/11

And the blue one is into porn. Acting and directing.

Also, Dragonzord is the badass because it was never destroyed/replaced - it's STILL sitting there at the bottom of the ocean, just waiting to be called back and smash up some guy in a rubber suit


Are you sure it wasn't the red one that went into porn? He had the right name for it, Austin St. John. That's totally a porn name. Plus, there's nothing about porn in David Yost's wiki, just some crazy shiat about trying conversion therapy, followed by some time in a mental hospital, to recover from conversion therapy.
 
2013-01-18 02:53:47 PM

victrin: utsagrad123: Remember the good old days, when you could make the Asian the yellow character, the black guy the black character?

[i.imgur.com image 693x296]

If only they had switched Billy's and Kimberly's coloration, they could have made the gay guy the pink character and had almost a full rainbow of social insensitivity.

/RIP Trini


Nah, better to keep the girl pink, and make the gay one purple.
 
2013-01-18 02:54:33 PM

LectertheChef: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: cman: utsagrad123: Remember the good old days, when you could make the Asian the yellow character, the black guy the black character?

[i.imgur.com image 693x296]

The yellow chick is dead. She died a few days before 9/11

And the blue one is into porn. Acting and directing.

Also, Dragonzord is the badass because it was never destroyed/replaced - it's STILL sitting there at the bottom of the ocean, just waiting to be called back and smash up some guy in a rubber suit

Are you sure it wasn't the red one that went into porn? He had the right name for it, Austin St. John. That's totally a porn name. Plus, there's nothing about porn in David Yost's wiki, just some crazy shiat about trying conversion therapy, followed by some time in a mental hospital, to recover from conversion therapy.


Maybe I'm mistaken, and it was a ranger from another generation. I remember reading about it somewhere, and I know the internet would never lie to me.
 
2013-01-18 02:57:06 PM
Amy Jo Johnson. Mmmmmmm...

/I'll be in my zord
 
2013-01-18 02:59:00 PM

doczoidberg: What happened to the pink one?


Apparently still acting.
 
2013-01-18 03:01:04 PM
"mixed martial artist Jason David Frank"

... say what? Since when? Last I heard he backed out.
 
2013-01-18 03:03:58 PM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: LectertheChef: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: cman: utsagrad123: Remember the good old days, when you could make the Asian the yellow character, the black guy the black character?

[i.imgur.com image 693x296]

The yellow chick is dead. She died a few days before 9/11

And the blue one is into porn. Acting and directing.

Also, Dragonzord is the badass because it was never destroyed/replaced - it's STILL sitting there at the bottom of the ocean, just waiting to be called back and smash up some guy in a rubber suit

Are you sure it wasn't the red one that went into porn? He had the right name for it, Austin St. John. That's totally a porn name. Plus, there's nothing about porn in David Yost's wiki, just some crazy shiat about trying conversion therapy, followed by some time in a mental hospital, to recover from conversion therapy.

Maybe I'm mistaken, and it was a ranger from another generation. I remember reading about it somewhere, and I know the internet would never lie to me.


The internet says that was just a rumor, due to a gay porn star looking very much like Austin St. John, the red ranger. But it wasn't him, in actuality he became an EMT.
 
2013-01-18 03:04:56 PM
Dragonzord, Tigerzord....

... I wanted to see some 6 year old little geek kid summon MechaGodzilla.

/ok, I wanted to summon MechaGodzilla.
//and I was 20
///slashies like the ones in my wrist.

////.... with a marker. God I'm such a wimp.
 
2013-01-18 03:08:58 PM
original red ranger is a fireman now
 
2013-01-18 03:09:29 PM

LectertheChef: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: cman: utsagrad123: Remember the good old days, when you could make the Asian the yellow character, the black guy the black character?

[i.imgur.com image 693x296]

The yellow chick is dead. She died a few days before 9/11

And the blue one is into porn. Acting and directing.

Also, Dragonzord is the badass because it was never destroyed/replaced - it's STILL sitting there at the bottom of the ocean, just waiting to be called back and smash up some guy in a rubber suit

Are you sure it wasn't the red one that went into porn? He had the right name for it, Austin St. John. That's totally a porn name. Plus, there's nothing about porn in David Yost's wiki, just some crazy shiat about trying conversion therapy, followed by some time in a mental hospital, to recover from conversion therapy.


David Yost is a producer (he has credits on Cartoon Network, including a new show starting soon, I believe), a promoter of gender equality, and all around the single nicest "celebrity" I've ever met.

Austin St. John is a first responder currently deployed overseas. There was a guy doing porn some years back that had a fair resemblance, but definitely ASJ.

Amy Jo Johnson was on some ABC (?) cop drama a few years back. She had a baby not too long ago. I think she still sings in clubs around LA.
 
2013-01-18 03:10:26 PM

LectertheChef: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: LectertheChef: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: cman: utsagrad123: Remember the good old days, when you could make the Asian the yellow character, the black guy the black character?

[i.imgur.com image 693x296]

The yellow chick is dead. She died a few days before 9/11

And the blue one is into porn. Acting and directing.

Also, Dragonzord is the badass because it was never destroyed/replaced - it's STILL sitting there at the bottom of the ocean, just waiting to be called back and smash up some guy in a rubber suit

Are you sure it wasn't the red one that went into porn? He had the right name for it, Austin St. John. That's totally a porn name. Plus, there's nothing about porn in David Yost's wiki, just some crazy shiat about trying conversion therapy, followed by some time in a mental hospital, to recover from conversion therapy.

Maybe I'm mistaken, and it was a ranger from another generation. I remember reading about it somewhere, and I know the internet would never lie to me.

The internet says that was just a rumor, due to a gay porn star looking very much like Austin St. John, the red ranger. But it wasn't him, in actuality he became an EMT.


The Red Ranger saves l lives in real life now. That's kind of bad ass even if he's doing the blue collar job thing like one of the rest of us now. Actually maybe a little moreso.
/pretty sure my sister crushed on him hard back in the day
 
2013-01-18 03:11:17 PM

cgraves67: Was it too much to hope that he broke them by falling on them?


Funny, I was thinking that when Is aw the headline and read the article and I thought, "He fell out of the sky and broke those boards?" But no, he had to break them as he was falling...boring. They should set a record to break the most boards, and not bones from a freefall. Now that's a record to uphold.
 
2013-01-18 03:13:41 PM

maverickzy: "mixed martial artist Jason David Frank"

... say what? Since when? Last I heard he backed out.


Looks like he had a few fights in 2010. [link]

He can land an omoplata, at least.
 
2013-01-18 03:14:47 PM

ElusiveWookiee: Austin St. John is a first responder currently deployed overseas. There was a guy doing porn some years back that had a fair resemblance, but definitely not ASJ.


/FTFM
//Dumbass
 
2013-01-18 03:20:09 PM

Skyrmion: maverickzy: "mixed martial artist Jason David Frank"

... say what? Since when? Last I heard he backed out.

Looks like he had a few fights in 2010. [link]

He can land an omoplata, at least.


Wow... well that's... that's something. Good for him!
 
2013-01-18 03:26:23 PM
JDF?

Didn't he get into some legal issues last year for pounding on someone outside the ring?

Also,
What was the previous record for breaking wooden boards while skydiving? Was there a previous record?
 
2013-01-18 03:28:04 PM
The red ranger was everybody's favorite until the green one came along.
 
2013-01-18 03:35:19 PM
He was also the Black Ranger later in Dino Thunder
 
2013-01-18 03:37:18 PM
What was the previous record? Zero?

Isn't that record kind of like "Most spaghetti snorted up left nostril while skating backwards?" kind of a record? A record that really didn't have any other takers?
 
2013-01-18 03:43:03 PM
Interesting story, he only stopped being the Green Ranger because they ran out of footage from the original Japanese show that had the green ranger in it.
 
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