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(ABC)   Va lawmaker goes full President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho on the floor of the statehouse. You NEVER go full Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 239
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2013-01-18 11:50:02 AM
Guns are so macho.
 
2013-01-18 11:55:44 AM
This is getting f*cking ridiculous
 
2013-01-18 11:56:43 AM
Forget the guns, we gotta deal with this problem of running out of french fries and burrito coverings.
 
2013-01-18 12:02:46 PM
He's a Democrat, though. So it's cool.
 
2013-01-18 12:04:50 PM
What's next?  cows with guns?  Chickens in choppers?
 
2013-01-18 12:12:55 PM
He had sleeves on. Amateur.
 
2013-01-18 12:14:48 PM
That wasn't full Camacho.  Camacho used an M249...
 
2013-01-18 12:32:56 PM
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2013-01-18 12:34:18 PM
"... assuring other lawmakers that the gun was not loaded."
/sigh
 
2013-01-18 12:39:23 PM
THIS... is my BOOMSTICK!!
 
2013-01-18 12:43:51 PM
If only
 
2013-01-18 12:52:14 PM

simplicimus: "... assuring other lawmakers that the gun was not loaded."
/sigh


He's just being a Responsible Gun Owner
 
2013-01-18 12:58:10 PM

GAT_00: simplicimus: "... assuring other lawmakers that the gun was not loaded."
/sigh

He's just being a Responsible Gun Owner


Yeah, not so much.
 
2013-01-18 01:03:34 PM
That wasn't brandishing a rifle, that was "holding up" a rifle.
 
2013-01-18 01:20:26 PM
t2.gstatic.com

Gibson:   I move, we impose some serious term limits.

Homer:    I second that motion.  With a vengeance!
 
2013-01-18 02:55:18 PM
Gun Thread? I think some margaritas are in order! Play the gun thread drinking game!

On another note, I guess they didn't come unarmed this time. Glad to see events are progressing exactly as people predicted in FARK threads with responsible gun ownership. And by responsible, I mean using them to intimidate and silence people who disagree with you.

Odd sort of patriot, that is.
 
2013-01-18 03:03:02 PM

BronyMedic: Gun Thread? I think some margaritas are in order! Play the gun thread drinking game!

On another note, I guess they didn't come unarmed this time. Glad to see events are progressing exactly as people predicted in FARK threads with responsible gun ownership. And by responsible, I mean using them to intimidate and silence people who disagree with you.

Odd sort of patriot, that is.


You should probably read TFA
 
2013-01-18 03:05:16 PM
Idiocracy is becoming reality at an alarming rate.
 
2013-01-18 03:07:16 PM

dugitman: BronyMedic: Gun Thread? I think some margaritas are in order! Play the gun thread drinking game!

On another note, I guess they didn't come unarmed this time. Glad to see events are progressing exactly as people predicted in FARK threads with responsible gun ownership. And by responsible, I mean using them to intimidate and silence people who disagree with you.

Odd sort of patriot, that is.

You should probably read TFA


Lampshading is a difficult concept for you to gasp, isn't it?
 
2013-01-18 03:08:13 PM

SlothB77: Idiocracy is becoming reality at an alarming rate.


We need some kind of Idiocracy Clock, or some other measuring system. This individual act just moved us to IDCON3!
 
2013-01-18 03:08:18 PM
To be fair, he was concerned about the feral hogs he saw sneaking in the back door.
 
2013-01-18 03:08:21 PM
He is scared about members "across the aisle" bringing guns into the chamber. This is VA I figured Dems and Reps would both be armed in there.
 
2013-01-18 03:08:26 PM

funk_soul_bubby: burrito


What are we gonna do about the nuclear reactor in Florida? It's like broken or leaking or something.
 
2013-01-18 03:10:54 PM
www.examiner.com
 
2013-01-18 03:11:12 PM

I_Am_Weasel: What's next?   cows with guns?  Chickens in choppers?


We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the buffalo
or die....
 
2013-01-18 03:11:13 PM
What the shiat is that stock?
 
2013-01-18 03:11:43 PM
A Virginia delegate had to use an AK? I guess you can say it wasn't a good day.
 
2013-01-18 03:13:10 PM

BronyMedic: Gun Thread? I think some margaritas are in order! Play the gun thread drinking game!

On another note, I guess they didn't come unarmed this time. Glad to see events are progressing exactly as people predicted in FARK threads with responsible gun ownership. And by responsible, I mean using them to intimidate and silence people who disagree with you.

Odd sort of patriot, that is.


And this was a guy favoring gun control, trying to make other people as scared of weapons as he is.
 
2013-01-18 03:13:33 PM

Cheese eating surrender monkey: What the shiat is that stock?


It has a thumbhole. That makes it an assault weapon.
 
2013-01-18 03:13:38 PM
Brandishing, waving, whatever. At least it wasn't an assault... oh.

/I think he needs it for protection from the other members of the assembly who bring loaded firearms in to the chambers regularly
 
2013-01-18 03:13:39 PM
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approves.
 
2013-01-18 03:13:55 PM

groppet: He is scared about members "across the aisle" bringing guns into the chamber. This is VA I figured Dems and Reps would both be armed in there.


I'd wager that despite the lack of a ban, nobody has been shot on the VA House floor.

That makes Mr. Morrissey's fear irrational.
 
2013-01-18 03:14:09 PM
You be lucky if someone walked into somewhere with an AK-47. Those aren't the most accurate things in the world.
 
2013-01-18 03:14:52 PM

BronyMedic: You should probably read TFA

Lampshading is a difficult concept for you to gasp, isn't it?


Uh huh. Pardon my inability to recognize subtle genius.
 
2013-01-18 03:14:56 PM
This is the Republicanest image I have ever seen!
 
2013-01-18 03:15:25 PM
www.urantiansojourn.com
www.buzzpirates.com

South Carolina, What's up?
 
2013-01-18 03:16:11 PM

lectos: You be lucky if someone walked into somewhere with an AK-47. Those aren't the most accurate things in the world.


Best part is, with so many rounds fired.... you don't have to be accurate... especially at point blank range... right?
 
2013-01-18 03:16:27 PM
There's a dirtball guy who I occasionally have to deal with, a convicted felon, who once told me he was scheming to get VA residence through his mom (who, smartly, wanted nothing to do with this scheme) so he could buy guns there. Turns out, apparently he doesn't even need residency there...
 
2013-01-18 03:16:41 PM
ERMAGERD! WEAPONZ ASSALTS US!
 
2013-01-18 03:17:10 PM

Etchy333: This is the Republicanest image I have ever seen!


And he's a Democrat, I should learn to read sometime. Seems like a useful skill, but I hear it's for losers.
 
2013-01-18 03:17:15 PM
FTFA: "Some of my Republican colleagues came up to me today and said, 'I've heard of assault weapons, I had no idea what they're like,'" Morrissey said. "The clip I had in it was 30 rounds. Imagine a clip in three times this, imagine what you could do in a school."

Why stop there? Imagine what you could do in a baby nursery, or a kitten store!

www.impactlab.net

Just imagine!
 
2013-01-18 03:17:19 PM

Millennium: BronyMedic: Gun Thread? I think some margaritas are in order! Play the gun thread drinking game!

On another note, I guess they didn't come unarmed this time. Glad to see events are progressing exactly as people predicted in FARK threads with responsible gun ownership. And by responsible, I mean using them to intimidate and silence people who disagree with you.

Odd sort of patriot, that is.

And this was a guy favoring gun control, trying to make other people as scared of weapons as he is.


You are correct. This fact must be emphasized, because that motive means that his behaviour was perfectly acceptable.
 
2013-01-18 03:17:58 PM
It's strange how a banana clip fits right into your hand.
 
2013-01-18 03:18:55 PM
Is his thumb on the trigger?
 
2013-01-18 03:20:22 PM
cdn.uproxx.com
 
2013-01-18 03:20:25 PM
Mr. Morrissey?

♫♪ If I could legislate under a bus, it would be so fiiiine.... ♫♪
 
2013-01-18 03:20:54 PM

leonel: funk_soul_bubby: burrito

What are we gonna do about the nuclear reactor in Florida? It's like broken or leaking or something.


I thought it was in Georgia?
 
2013-01-18 03:21:27 PM
"... assuring other lawmakers that the gun was not loaded."

So, he was really just "brandishing" a paperweight.
 
2013-01-18 03:22:33 PM

LesserEvil: FTFA: "Some of my Republican colleagues came up to me today and said, 'I've heard of assault weapons, I had no idea what they're like,'" Morrissey said. "The clip I had in it was 30 rounds. Imagine a clip in three times this, imagine what you could do in a school."

Why stop there? Imagine what you could do in a baby nursery, or a kitten store!

[www.impactlab.net image 500x330]

Just imagine!


Now imagine if it had an m203 attached and the person holding it was in a tank, carried by a C130!
 
2013-01-18 03:23:05 PM

uncleacid: It's strange how a banana clip fits right into your hand.


It is intelligently designed. By God. For Real AmericansTM.
 
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