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(YouTube)   Professionalism: "Overall, I'm gonna give this meal, I'd say, about an 8 outta 10. Just because I don't give 10 outta 10s." Difficulty: the food is from Domino's   (youtube.com) divider line 43
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2013-01-18 11:16:25 AM  
Gotta make sure to get that first slice selection  just right.
 
2013-01-18 11:39:20 AM  
When the best you've had is Domino's, everything is an 8 out of 8.
 
2013-01-18 11:42:26 AM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-18 12:02:03 PM  
Had my husband and I chosen to have kids, I'm *quite* sure they'd be at least as weird and awkward as this one. So I kind of love him.
 
2013-01-18 12:06:51 PM  
screamingheretic.com
 
2013-01-18 12:07:40 PM  
So... he's trolling us... right?
 
2013-01-18 12:17:26 PM  

AshCampbell: So... he's trolling us... right?


The comments in the YouTube thread show he's sincere, serious, and not trolling. Which would be the most perfect troll ever.

Also, dude's hands are so much bigger than his head.

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-18 01:00:03 PM  
I hope this kid gets paid as it's the only excuse for this.
 
2013-01-18 01:24:10 PM  
you must've not tried the new dominos stuff cuz it's good, easily the best chain pizza now
 
2013-01-18 01:59:07 PM  

falcon176: you must've not tried the new dominos stuff cuz it's good, easily the best chain pizza now


This. Domino's is actually pretty good now. Better than any of the national chains, and better than all of the local chains here. Not as good as most little one-restaurant pizza places, but still good.
 
2013-01-18 02:12:54 PM  
This kid needs to be cast in a Wes Anderson film...
 
2013-01-18 02:15:46 PM  

NobleHam: falcon176: you must've not tried the new dominos stuff cuz it's good, easily the best chain pizza now

This. Domino's is actually pretty good now. Better than any of the national chains, and better than all of the local chains here. Not as good as most little one-restaurant pizza places, but still good.


Yeah. I tend to keep my mouth shut about it because I have a lot of foodie friends that won't believe me anyway so why bother, but whatever they did to their pan pizza has made me start craving it night and day. Also, REALLY good buffalo wings.
 
2013-01-18 02:16:25 PM  
And join me tomorrow where I'll be sampling papa john's, please stay tuned for 'Frankie does the Weather' show next, on farktv.
 
2013-01-18 02:22:50 PM  
That pizza looks pretty tasty, are we sure it's Domino's?
 
2013-01-18 02:26:16 PM  

NobleHam: falcon176: you must've not tried the new dominos stuff cuz it's good, easily the best chain pizza now

This. Domino's is actually pretty good now. Better than any of the national chains, and better than all of the local chains here. Not as good as most little one-restaurant pizza places, but still good.


I'm so sorry to hear that....we have an superb local chain here that is probably the best pizza I've had
 
2013-01-18 02:26:47 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: That pizza looks pretty tasty, are we sure it's Domino's?


Probably is. They did a whole retool of their product after they realized the weakest thing about their business model was the actual pizza. This, I think is something new though. Not sure.
 
2013-01-18 02:31:33 PM  
Came here for Leonard.
 
2013-01-18 02:42:01 PM  
I actually like the new pizzas. Great for when I just flat-out don't feel like driving, or have a lot of friends over for a Rifftrax night.
 
2013-01-18 02:44:38 PM  

NobleHam: falcon176: you must've not tried the new dominos stuff cuz it's good, easily the best chain pizza now

This. Domino's is actually pretty good now. Better than any of the national chains, and better than all of the local chains here. Not as good as most little one-restaurant pizza places, but still good.


You live in the PacNW and Domino's is better than all the local chains?  I call BS.  The crust is a little thin but effing Whole Foods pizza is better than Domino's
 
2013-01-18 02:45:22 PM  
Their Parmesan bread bites are like goddamn crack to me.
 
2013-01-18 02:47:03 PM  

relaxitsjustme: NobleHam: falcon176: you must've not tried the new dominos stuff cuz it's good, easily the best chain pizza now

This. Domino's is actually pretty good now. Better than any of the national chains, and better than all of the local chains here. Not as good as most little one-restaurant pizza places, but still good.

You live in the PacNW and Domino's is better than all the local chains?  I call BS.  The crust is a little thin but effing Whole Foods pizza is better than Domino's


CSB: I live in the Toronto area in Canada and there's a grocery chain called Longo's that does hot meals. Their pizza is my favourite in the whole world right now. A grocery store. I try not to think about it.

/Plus it's 8 bucks for a 16" with pepperoni on Thursday nights... can't beat that with a stick
 
2013-01-18 02:56:00 PM  
Tell me what happened. I could only take 29 seconds of the yammering little prick.
 
2013-01-18 02:57:01 PM  

RoxtarRyan: Their Parmesan bread bites are like goddamn crack to me.


yeah....they are pretty amazing


/just like crack
 
2013-01-18 02:58:06 PM  
Throughout the whole video I was worried that he'd get sauce all over his dad's new suit.
 
2013-01-18 03:01:29 PM  

whatsupchuck: Throughout the whole video I was worried that he'd get sauce all over his dad's new suit.


Damn your eyes! I came her to make a "dad's suit" joke! (shaking tiny little fist)
 
2013-01-18 03:02:21 PM  
HERE, I came HERE. Not HER.

/preview is your friend, why don't you use it
 
2013-01-18 03:40:39 PM  
Why....Is he wearing a suit?
 
2013-01-18 03:48:46 PM  

vinnydoz007: Why....Is he wearing a suit?


He's a professional Vinny, that's why.

"Gotta dip it in the saauce"
 
2013-01-18 03:52:33 PM  

NobleHam: falcon176: you must've not tried the new dominos stuff cuz it's good, easily the best chain pizza now

This. Domino's is actually pretty good now. Better than any of the national chains, and better than all of the local chains here. Not as good as most little one-restaurant pizza places, but still good.


Papa Murphy's 'Take and Bake' for the win.

HOWEVER...I remember Domino's being bad from 25 years ago - he worse crust ever - but have been contemplating here and there, now and then about trying them again.
 
2013-01-18 03:56:41 PM  
www.dead4movie.com
 
2013-01-18 04:14:10 PM  
I've always thought bread was a strange side dish for pizza.
 
2013-01-18 05:48:20 PM  
why is this 14-year old dressing and talking like a 40-year old jew? What is his next review, a PB&J his mom made? "The peanut butter is a little thick, but that's how I like it, and that's how my mommy makes it for me"
 
2013-01-18 06:11:28 PM  
I can't hate on this kid. He's just so mild, like a puppy.
 
2013-01-18 06:12:04 PM  
Here he is, discussing prison, let's watch, shall we?

Link
 
2013-01-18 06:27:33 PM  
where on the autism spectrum is he?
 
2013-01-18 10:05:40 PM  
I always wear a suit to eat pizza, too... so glad I am not alone!!!!!

/no I don;t wear a farkin` suit! Or, eat Domino's
//and WTF is with that big box for those little breadstix?!?!?
 
2013-01-18 10:44:37 PM  

relaxitsjustme: NobleHam: falcon176: you must've not tried the new dominos stuff cuz it's good, easily the best chain pizza now

This. Domino's is actually pretty good now. Better than any of the national chains, and better than all of the local chains here. Not as good as most little one-restaurant pizza places, but still good.

You live in the PacNW and Domino's is better than all the local chains?  I call BS.  The crust is a little thin but effing Whole Foods pizza is better than Domino's


I don't live in Seattle or Portland so I don't have a ton of options. No Whole Foods here so I can't say how it compares. There are some better pizza "chains" (two or three locations) in Seattle, but in my town Domino's is the top chain.
 
2013-01-18 11:18:07 PM  
Wow, that is a lot for cardboard for a piece of bread.
 
2013-01-19 12:17:50 AM  
I love that he dressed for this and fixed his hair.
 
2013-01-19 02:06:04 AM  
Good pizza is like bad sex, even if it's good, it's bad.
Wait.
 
2013-01-19 09:38:45 PM  
This is EXACTLY what Donald Trump would be like without the money
 
2013-01-20 02:42:35 AM  
It took me a day to put my finger on it but that kid reminds me of the young preacher in There Will Be Blood
 
2013-01-20 09:14:46 PM  
"This video is private."

D'oh...
 
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