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(Salt Lake Tribune)   Smoothie shop owner who charges more for liberals fires two employees for supporting Obama. Smooth move   (sltrib.com) divider line 67
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2013-01-18 11:56:28 AM  
11 votes:
I grew up in a vegan household and my mom taught me to make every type of organic burrito under the sun. When I went to college in Richmond, Virgina, I noticed a lot of hippies milling around the campus, smoking Drum and being upper middle class white kids. I saw an opportunity to make some money, so I set-up a burrito cart and sold a wrap that cost me less than a dollar to make for ten bucks. They sold like crazy, lines out the ass, and I made a ton of money.

It cracked me up too because I had this costume I'd dress up in - a tie-dye shirt, corduroy pants with some colorful shiat sewn on the sides, and a clip on feather I'd hang off my planter's hat. I looked like a Johnny shiats Himself, but the hippie kids treated me like Jerry Garcia's left nut. I was getting start to finish blow-jobs from the chicks while the dudes made themselves cool by giving me kind bud, which I sold back to them! I loved the BJs, but weed and other tranquilizers aren't interesting to me because I've got motivation and drive to do productive shiat while I'm awake.

Anyway, I'm in line at the bank one Friday with a stuffed envelope of roughly three grand in bills. I'm wearing my MegaCorpse tee-shirt with a baby in a microwave on the back (I also sold tee shirts at death metal shows), black combat boots, and ass tight jeans. I turn back and say to her, "What's up sweetie?" She doesn't even recognize me. She blows me off like fly on the dick she's sucking. Then when I whipped out all the cash, she gave me this dirty look, like it was a bad thing to have that much money. In the meantime, she was probably withdrawing a $20 of allowance. I didn't care - I didn't hold it against her. What's it to me?

The next week, I'm back in my hippie costume, slanging burritos, and she's all doe-eyed at me, wanting to know if I wanted to come smoke with her after the lunch rush. We ended up back at her nice ass apartment, making out on the couch, my hands all over those burrito fed titties. We were having sex when the perfect metaphor for the experience occurred to me.

Not missing the rhythm of a single pump, I shifted it back and drove it into her asshole. It was like I'd whipped a sleeping dog with a belt - WWWOOOEEEEHHHEEEEEE!

I bust out laughing, lost my hard on, and went back to work, while she laid there and cried about it.

Bottom line, this smoothie shop guy doesn't deserve to own a business if he's going to let politics and petty social issues affect his bottom line. Go run for office. Go be a politico-blogger-dickthong. Go to a Gabby Giffords speech. Just don't waste prime sales space with your nonsense attitudes.
2013-01-18 11:43:14 AM  
6 votes:
...I wouldn't get a smoothie anywhere with a name that close to "venereal".
2013-01-18 12:05:34 PM  
5 votes:
Obongo bongo bongo I don't want to leave Fartbongo oh nonononono
Obama bingle bangle, I'm so happy in rural Utah I refuse to go
2013-01-18 11:51:40 AM  
5 votes:
The fool! By firing his employees without just cause, he's enabling them to go on undefinate unemployment and welfare. He's doing exactly by 0bungalowbob wants!
2013-01-18 11:52:50 AM  
4 votes:
He should have fired the accountant who told him Obamacare was going to cost his business money.
2013-01-18 11:52:14 AM  
4 votes:

madgonad: Maybe the terminated employees will exercise their second amendment rights?


They shoulda stood their ground.
2013-01-18 11:49:16 AM  
4 votes:
Wow. Someone actually uses the term "Obongo" in normal conversation.

So... this guy makes his living contracting to a government agency. What part of that isn't socialism?
2013-01-18 11:43:03 AM  
4 votes:
I can't be on that jury.
I promised the judge I wouldn't shoot fish in a barrel again.
2013-01-18 12:42:01 PM  
3 votes:

StrangeQ: He can fire them for whatever reason he wants. But unless it was for something truly justifiable (constantly being late for shifts, harassing management or other workers, creating an unsafe or unsanitary work environment, ect) they can claim unemployment afterwards. Since in this case it is clear he is just an ignorant, asshole redneck, there is no way he will be able to fight their unemployment claims. When his unemployment insurance providers learn that he is just firing people because he is an ignorant, partisan hack and thus causing them to shell out money, they could possibly decide to raise his rates. They wouldn't have to, but he seems like he's made himself into too good a target not to. So yeah, stupid redneck will hopefully be reaping ripping exactly what he has sewn. Of course, then he'll probably blame that on "obongo" too, because of course, nothing is ever a conservative's fault.


Sorry, pet peave.
2013-01-18 12:15:08 PM  
3 votes:

stampylives: They were Obama supporters. We just knew they were, coupled with Obongo, makes we wonder how he "just knew." If the owner "just knew" because they weren't white my-grandparents-were-born-here amuricans, that starts leaning back into lawsuit land.


I'm surprised someone like this hired the only two black people in Utah in the first place.
2013-01-18 12:07:14 PM  
3 votes:

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Dimensio: gja: lawsuits in 4....3....2....1

As noted in the article, the owner violated no laws in terminating employees based upon political affiliation.

This. It appears that most Farkers have not RTFA.

Political affiliation is a protected trait only if you are a government employee.

CSB:

Knew an old guy at the Tustin post office with 50 years service. (he refused to retire and get his pension since his ex-wife would get part of it). Now this guy WAS a gold-plated stereotype for the uber-conservative know-nothing meme. Made Ronald Reagan seem like a squishy liberal. He would get into farking political arguments with customers, and when talking with like-minded people would loudly complain about the mindlessness of liberals. USPS management couldn't touch him.

/CSB


Should have asked him why he worked for a socialist organization like the US Postal Service. Surely a rugged, bootstrappy guy like him could have found better work in the private sector? No? Well, then he was just a big-government parasite--no better than a liberal! That would have been a fun conversation.
2013-01-18 12:01:30 PM  
3 votes:
I only hire republicans because they grovel at my feet in thanks for my having provided them with a job. they know that they are worthless without my assistance, that all they have is because of me, the Job Creator.
2013-01-18 11:53:32 AM  
3 votes:
The fool! He's just allowing them to go on Obongo's indefinate unemployment and 0boingboingcare and 0bama-llama phones!
2013-01-18 11:48:53 AM  
3 votes:
That was a
ecodiscountstore.com
idea
2013-01-18 11:47:42 AM  
3 votes:

Dimensio: gja: lawsuits in 4....3....2....1

As noted in the article, the owner violated no laws in terminating employees based upon political affiliation.


true...but I hope he doesn't have any competitors 'cause that's one HELL of an advertising campaign right there.  'don't spend money at this asshole's place - come to my establishment, where we don't give a flying f*ck about politics, we focus on delivering a quality product at decent prices and as a bonus, we won't talk about politics AT ALL!'
2013-01-18 01:47:46 PM  
2 votes:
Places like this need a daily upper decker installment. Volunteers should be going there daily, not buying anything and just heading to the bathroom with 3 days worth bagels ready to come out.
2013-01-18 12:15:44 PM  
2 votes:

spentmiles: I grew up in a vegan household and my mom taught me to make every type of organic burrito under the sun. When I went to college in Richmond, Virgina, I noticed a lot of hippies milling around the campus, smoking Drum and being upper middle class white kids. I saw an opportunity to make some money, so I set-up a burrito cart and sold a wrap that cost me less than a dollar to make for ten bucks. They sold like crazy, lines out the ass, and I made a ton of money.

It cracked me up too because I had this costume I'd dress up in - a tie-dye shirt, corduroy pants with some colorful shiat sewn on the sides, and a clip on feather I'd hang off my planter's hat. I looked like a Johnny shiats Himself, but the hippie kids treated me like Jerry Garcia's left nut. I was getting start to finish blow-jobs from the chicks while the dudes made themselves cool by giving me kind bud, which I sold back to them! I loved the BJs, but weed and other tranquilizers aren't interesting to me because I've got motivation and drive to do productive shiat while I'm awake.

Anyway, I'm in line at the bank one Friday with a stuffed envelope of roughly three grand in bills. I'm wearing my MegaCorpse tee-shirt with a baby in a microwave on the back (I also sold tee shirts at death metal shows), black combat boots, and ass tight jeans. I turn back and say to her, "What's up sweetie?" She doesn't even recognize me. She blows me off like fly on the dick she's sucking. Then when I whipped out all the cash, she gave me this dirty look, like it was a bad thing to have that much money. In the meantime, she was probably withdrawing a $20 of allowance. I didn't care - I didn't hold it against her. What's it to me?

The next week, I'm back in my hippie costume, slanging burritos, and she's all doe-eyed at me, wanting to know if I wanted to come smoke with her after the lunch rush. We ended up back at her nice ass apartment, making out on the couch, my hands all over those burrito fed titties. We ...


Dear Penthouse...I never thought this would happen to me, but.....
2013-01-18 12:08:58 PM  
2 votes:

spentmiles: I'm wearing my MegaCorpse tee-shirt with a baby in a microwave on the back (I also sold tee shirts at death metal shows), black combat boots, and ass tight jeans. I turn back and say to her, "What's up sweetie?"


You're going to have to get a lot better at writing coherent narratives before you can sell your fanfiction on Amazon, PN.
2013-01-18 12:07:06 PM  
2 votes:
Did The Onion change its name recently?

The quotes are too crazy to be real.
2013-01-18 11:54:05 AM  
2 votes:

Almet: The fool! By firing his employees without just cause, he's enabling them to go on undefinate unemployment and welfare. He's doing exactly by 0bungalowbob wants!


Maybe he's a secret Democrat. Very clever!
2013-01-18 11:52:57 AM  
2 votes:
Maybe they can claim being liberal is a disability...
2013-01-18 11:51:29 AM  
2 votes:
I'm now going to move to Florida and start hiring republican retirees, only to fire them every few months while shouting "RERPUBLICUN"
2013-01-18 11:49:12 AM  
2 votes:
I predict much calm and rational political debate about Obamacare, Right-to-work, and non-performance related employment termination in this thread.
2013-01-18 11:46:14 AM  
2 votes:

Rapmaster2000: "Love it. We had to let two employees go to cover new Obongocare [sic] costs and increased taxes," Lee wrote. "Found two Obongo supporters and gave them the news yesterday. They wanted the idiot in the Whitehouse [sic], they reap the benefits."

I didn't know people used Obongo in non-ironic terms.


I am most surprised by the lack of the number 0 as a substitute for the letter 'O'.
2013-01-18 11:42:56 AM  
2 votes:
"Love it. We had to let two employees go to cover new Obongocare [sic] costs and increased taxes," Lee wrote. "Found two Obongo supporters and gave them the news yesterday. They wanted the idiot in the Whitehouse [sic], they reap the benefits."

I think that sums up the article nicely.

"Is your political affiliation protected?" he added, explaining that he thought what he did was not illegal. "I don't believe it is, but I don't know."

And this, too.
2013-01-18 11:42:42 AM  
2 votes:
"Love it. We had to let two employees go to cover new Obongocare [sic] costs and increased taxes," Lee wrote. "Found two Obongo supporters and gave them the news yesterday. They wanted the idiot in the Whitehouse [sic], they reap the benefits."

I didn't know people used Obongo in non-ironic terms.
2013-01-18 03:53:15 PM  
1 votes:

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: then drove 25 miles on the 5, 22, 405 and 710 freeways


25.media.tumblr.com
2013-01-18 03:22:23 PM  
1 votes:

ItchyBrother: Didn't Romney start out with a Kool-Aid Stand?


In fact, he did!

If by "Kool-Aid" you mean "really big", and by "stand" you mean "trust fund."
2013-01-18 03:09:09 PM  
1 votes:

theorellior: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: THANKS, taxpayers!

As a fellow American citizen, I would prefer that your basic human needs were supplied for rather than you getting shoved out on the street to fend for yourself. However, given your posting record, this does indicate you don't have the proof of your convictions and would prefer to be a "leech" rather than be "bootstrappy". So noted.


LOL! You sound bitter and selfish.

Actually, I would much rather be working. I, in fact, went on an interview yesterday. That's a lot harder than it sounds, because I normally don't have quick access to a shower and the monkey suit. One of the agencies (none of whom know I'm living in a camper shell) called at 9:30am and said they had an "out of the blue" rush job, and could they set up an 11am for me. I deferred to Noon and then drove like a maniac to 24 Hr Fitness, showered, shaved, then drove like a maniac to the Public Storage facility where all our stuff (including my suits, ties and dress shirts) are. Got changed in 7 minutes then drove 25 miles on the 5, 22, 405 and 710 freeways in 20 minutes to arrive 3 minutes late. Pretty good interview, and the job will last for 6 to 8 weeks at $20 per hour (they would be paying the agency maybe $40 per hour. That's annualized at $83K. A few years ago that job would have been at the $120K-$130K level.

It's a Corporate Controller slot. The current Controller gave one week's notice. Reading between the lines during the interview I think the company is "on the ropes" and the Controller (who would know) is getting out while the getting is good.

Still, hope I get it. There were 3 other people cooling their heels in the lobby, and someone else arrived just as I was leaving. I was the only old fat white guy. The rest were various combos of Black, Hispanic, Asian, young, clotheshorse (i.e.: all packaging little content). Even some of the people at the agencies tell me that I'm at a disadvantage due to age, incorrect packaging, and ethnic profile. And with 6 or 8 people minimum applying for each position it's sometimes tough.

As for my posting record, my convictions are pretty much on display. I challenge you to find one single post of mine, anywhere, that criticizes the concept of a basic safety net. But I find it.... interesting (and amusing) to get reactions like yours when someone actually admits to long term "mooching" off the public tit. Personally, I have no problem with my doing so; I worked like a dog in middle and senior management for 40 years and paid a shiat-load of taxes to help support that safety net. Now it is my turn, and reactions from libtards like you are simply Golden. Again, thanks for your money.
2013-01-18 02:59:36 PM  
1 votes:
I'll have the large Health Berry Blaster with two extra scoops of protein powder please.

Are you liberal or conservative?

Well that's a bit difficult to answer since those words have been mutated beyond any actual meaning but I guess by the modern American definition standard I would say very liberal, I think it is a discrace that we call ourselves a civlized nation and don't provide basic health care for our citizens.

In that case here's your smoothie that will be eighteen dollars.

Thank you.

*takes drink and begins walking out without paying, says over shoulder*

Now, fiscally I'm the most conservative guy you'll ever meet.

*releases flatus and leaves*
gja [TotalFark]
2013-01-18 02:31:39 PM  
1 votes:

jackiepaper: they serve at the pleasure of the president


Clinton's back?
2013-01-18 02:00:20 PM  
1 votes:
darkscout
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protected_class

Race - Federal: Civil Rights Act of 1964

Color - Federal: Civil Rights Act of 1964

Religion - Federal: Civil Rights Act of 1964

National origin - Federal: Civil Rights Act of 1964
Age (40 and over) - Federal: Age Discrimination in Employment
Act of 1967
Sex - Federal: Equal Pay Act of 1963 & Civil Rights Act of 1964

Familial status - Federal: Civil Rights Act of 1968 Title VIII (Housing, cannot discriminate for having children, exception for senior housing)

Disability status - Federal: Vocational Rehabilitation and Other Rehabilitation Services of 1973 & Americans with Disabilities Act of 1990

Veteran status - Federal Vietnam Era Veterans Readjustment Assistance Act of 1974
Genetic information - Federal: Genetic Information Nondiscrimination Act



THERE IT IS.

The basis for the lawsuit.

Voting for OBama is a genetic disorder.

Easy Money.
2013-01-18 01:14:41 PM  
1 votes:
"For fifty bucks, you get 10 minutes in the walk-in with this young fella."

www.sltrib.com
2013-01-18 12:55:19 PM  
1 votes:
As everyone knows, the proper way to refer to the President is "Fartbongo."

Show some respect, dude.
2013-01-18 12:53:32 PM  
1 votes:

Weaver95: Dimensio: Weaver95: Dimensio: gja: lawsuits in 4....3....2....1

As noted in the article, the owner violated no laws in terminating employees based upon political affiliation.

true...but I hope he doesn't have any competitors 'cause that's one HELL of an advertising campaign right there.  'don't spend money at this asshole's place - come to my establishment, where we don't give a flying f*ck about politics, we focus on delivering a quality product at decent prices and as a bonus, we won't talk about politics AT ALL!'

Depending upon the political demographics of Cedar City, the owner may have in fact increased his business.

if I were a small business owner, that's a risk I wouldn't take.  i'd keep national politics out of my store.  that shiat can backfire on you REAL fast.


CSB: My ex-father-in-law was a Foxnews-quoting-Republican, operating a small business in a very, very blue state. He drags politics into his business constantly. During the 2004 election he covered his 8' store logo with a special ordered "Bush/Cheney" sign. Needless to say, he does very well at alienating his customers.
What killed me was listening to my ex-wife whine about how her fathers business has been losing money every year since he bought it. Her whole family couldn't understand it.
2013-01-18 12:52:59 PM  
1 votes:

Coastalgrl: madgonad: James F. Campbell: spentmiles: I'm wearing my MegaCorpse tee-shirt with a baby in a microwave on the back (I also sold tee shirts at death metal shows), black combat boots, and ass tight jeans. I turn back and say to her, "What's up sweetie?"

You're going to have to get a lot better at writing coherent narratives before you can sell your fanfiction on Amazon, PN.

Pocket Ninja doesn't need an alt account to practice his art - and if he had one it surely isn't spentmiles. And yes, while spentmiles is trying to be entertaining, underneath it all he is still just a tool. I do like what he is doing now better than the last couple years of trolling, but you can't unring a bell. (or get off my favorites list)

You can sell fanfiction on amazon?


Yea, just change the names like the 50 shades of grey lady did.
2013-01-18 12:47:03 PM  
1 votes:

Almet: The fool! By firing his employees without just cause, he's enabling them to go on undefinate unemployment and welfare. He's doing exactly by 0bungalowbob wants!


www.rankopedia.com
A classic blunder!
2013-01-18 12:46:00 PM  
1 votes:
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
2013-01-18 12:41:58 PM  
1 votes:
Been looking through his FB, I really liked this one:
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2013-01-18 12:22:31 PM  
1 votes:

spentmiles: I grew up in a vegan household and my mom taught me  ...


Dearest spentmiles, I love you. In a bro way, to be clear.
2013-01-18 12:13:07 PM  
1 votes:

edmo: I thought consuming smoothies was a liberal thing to do.


So is drinking tea, but look at the way the rightards tossed their chimpsh*t all over it.
2013-01-18 12:10:37 PM  
1 votes:
Once again, the true value of our right to free speech is that it allows idiots to identify themselves.
2013-01-18 12:10:11 PM  
1 votes:
He could start selling smoothies in The Citadel.
2013-01-18 12:07:30 PM  
1 votes:
I'm surprised he found two OBama supporters in Utah. Isn't that one of the most republican states in the country?
2013-01-18 12:05:46 PM  
1 votes:

OnlyM3: SnarfVader


I don't have my GED in law, but political affiliation is not a protected class. I do not believe the fired employees have a case (especially in Utah).

That said, the owner is an asshat and deserves a boycott of his business.

I'm sure it will be as effective as you impotent boycott of that chicken joint.


There are no Chik-Fil-A places where I live, so I guess my personal boycott was successful.
2013-01-18 12:05:36 PM  
1 votes:
I thought consuming smoothies was a liberal thing to do.
2013-01-18 12:02:03 PM  
1 votes:

You know what the best part of this is? This owner is now going to be unable to hire anyone who's not a conservative idiot throwback neanderthal. That will mean erosion of his bottom line, which will in turn mean that he will have to close down his little homoerotic smoothie shop. And the absolute best part is:


OBAMA STILL WON THE ELECTION AND THERES NOT A GODDAMN THING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT
LOL ROFLMAO U SUKC N00B
2013-01-18 12:01:39 PM  
1 votes:

scrotal_aroma: Please tell me why this is a problem, and colleges not hiring conservative professors is not?


Pfft, like a real conservative would "teach" at a "college".
2013-01-18 11:58:39 AM  
1 votes:
Aww how cute someone is using the term obongo unironically.
2013-01-18 11:58:27 AM  
1 votes:

Rapmaster2000: "Love it. We had to let two employees go to cover new Obongocare [sic] costs and increased taxes," Lee wrote. "Found two Obongo supporters and gave them the news yesterday. They wanted the idiot in the Whitehouse [sic], they reap the benefits."

I didn't know people used Obongo in non-ironic terms.


He should have used a more creative epithet, like Bukkake O'Bunga or OBIGOT or Sir Marx-a-Lot or the Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers.
2013-01-18 11:57:29 AM  
1 votes:
Unfortunately, this business owner is well within his rights to fire these people solely because of their political affiliation, but damn if that's not one of the most immoral things I've ever seen.
2013-01-18 11:56:01 AM  
1 votes:
Reading comprehension fail. Still, owner in story adds to the concrete evidence that conservatives are spiteful dicks. Enjoy your lawsuit dumbass.
2013-01-18 11:55:59 AM  
1 votes:
Buckle up, Terry Lee. Your life is never going to be the same.
2013-01-18 11:55:49 AM  
1 votes:
I worked for a guy like this. After the 2008 election he fired another one of the chefs in the company simply for having an Obama bumper sticker, and had made threats prior to about doing such. In his North Carolina drawl he said "I'll tell you guys, if that farkin' liberal idiot gets put in the house I'm going to fire each and every one of you assholes with an Obama sticker on their car". That's a WORD FOR WORD quote. The same guy used to come into our restaurant (on the once every 6 weeks he stopped in) and would EXPLODE if anything besides Fox News was on the televisions. CNN, C-Span, BBC... didn't matter. Fox news was the only news station he allowed in his restaurants. Anything else was "liberal bias bullshiat". He would constantly write bad payroll checks and get pissed at the management (myself and another guy) for GIVING OUT CHECKS ON PAY DAY BEFORE THE BANKS CLOSED, employed an accountant that was simply lazy for years and incurred roughly $600/wk in overdrafts, let alone reimbursing employees for overdrafts on shiat checks he had written. He even was known for getting in screaming matches with guests at the white-tablecloth restaurant in Okemos about politics.

Needless to say, I left his employ for somebody else. I worked at the new place for 7 months and got fired after I fixed their problems they hired me in to fix. Basically after accomplishing that mission, I was deemed "overpaid".

Now I legally grow medicinal marijuana to the tune of what should be 6 figures this year, and I don't have to deal with corrupt assholes. I'm all for raising taxes on people like that because they didn't EARN anything on their own anyway.. and I'd love to pay taxes on MY income as well, and fulfill my financial duty to the country once the federal government pulls its head from it's ass.

Anyways, people like that are how STRONG liberals are created. Kind of like the "Catholic Schoolgirl turning into raging slut effect": oppress something for long enough, and the backlash becomes more powerful than you could ever imagine.

/COOL STORY BRO
2013-01-18 11:54:17 AM  
1 votes:

Dimensio: gja: lawsuits in 4....3....2....1

As noted in the article, the owner violated no laws in terminating employees based upon political affiliation.


This. It appears that most Farkers have not RTFA.

Political affiliation is a protected trait only if you are a government employee.

CSB:

Knew an old guy at the Tustin post office with 50 years service. (he refused to retire and get his pension since his ex-wife would get part of it). Now this guy WAS a gold-plated stereotype for the uber-conservative know-nothing meme. Made Ronald Reagan seem like a squishy liberal. He would get into farking political arguments with customers, and when talking with like-minded people would loudly complain about the mindlessness of liberals. USPS management couldn't touch him.

/CSB
2013-01-18 11:54:04 AM  
1 votes:
They might not be able to sue based upon protected class but they could sue for wrongful termination. Political affiliation does not constitute poor work performance nor does it guarantee the employer carteblanche for removal. They may have trouble if they are in a "right to work/fire" state, but there is certainly footholds for legal action with this.
2013-01-18 11:53:37 AM  
1 votes:

Dimensio: gja: lawsuits in 4....3....2....1

As noted in the article, the owner violated no laws in terminating employees based upon political affiliation.


That would not even slow an attorney down.
2013-01-18 11:53:27 AM  
1 votes:
If the owner fired the employees because of his hatred for Obama and his hatred from Obama is based on Obama's race, could the employees say they were technically fired because of racism?
2013-01-18 11:53:08 AM  
1 votes:
This guy is bound for failure...

...which he'll blame on Obama.

He can't lose.
2013-01-18 11:52:32 AM  
1 votes:
After letting the two part-time contract workers go, Terry Lee Forensics has nine employees who work with local law enforcement and attorneys to retrieve digital data from encrypted computer hard drives. Terry Lee would not release the names of the two part-timers.

He said that in the past couple of years he has had to cut costs as his business has slowed. But he said his accountant recently told him that the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act, also known as Obamacare, had raised his company's taxes and operating costs. Asked to detail those costs, Lee deferred to his accountant, who could not be reached for comment. Obamacare mandates that only businesses with more than 50 employees be required to insure full-time employees or face penalties.



Sounds like he needed to let two people go, and why not blame that damn n***** in the "White" House?

"Terry Lee Forensics"? Sounds like a hair salon.
2013-01-18 11:52:32 AM  
1 votes:

stirfrybry: LOL@racecard


Do you speak English or just teenager?
2013-01-18 11:52:21 AM  
1 votes:
The civil lawsuit that ensues is going to be full of lulz.  Just because politics is not a "protected class" doesn't mean it's immune to any/all legal action.
2013-01-18 11:51:53 AM  
1 votes:
Have fun paying their unemployment benefits, asswipe.
2013-01-18 11:51:38 AM  
1 votes:
Well, since Romney is a citizen of the Cayman Islands and Obama is a Christian, who else could they support?

//does that work both directions?
2013-01-18 11:51:32 AM  
1 votes:
Maybe the terminated employees will exercise their second amendment rights?
2013-01-18 11:49:33 AM  
1 votes:
And he'll be the first one to cry foul if the Obama supporters stop shopping there.
2013-01-18 11:46:06 AM  
1 votes:
Wow seems like a great guy to work for.
 
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