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(People Magazine)   Rick Harrison of 'Pawn Stars' has set a date for his wedding. For his fiancée's sake lets hope he doesn't need to call in an expert for a little advice on his honeymoon night   (people.com) divider line 72
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2013-01-18 08:46:53 AM
Rick "Hey Pops' I have never seen a vagina that looks like this, is this the way they looked when you were young?"

Pops " That's a penis, you idiot."
 
2013-01-18 08:59:14 AM
Isn't that the girl they hired during season 1?

And for her sake, I hope he's alot less of an asshole around the house.
 
2013-01-18 09:18:19 AM
I just hope the expert isn't Chumley.
 
2013-01-18 09:24:07 AM
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2013-01-18 09:27:42 AM

naughtyrev: I just hope the expert isn't Chumley.


It says that Chumlee is going to be the ring bearer, he will probably bring onion rings.
 
2013-01-18 09:56:01 AM
Will the nuptials also be crudely and blatantly sponsored by Subway?
 
2013-01-18 09:59:07 AM
Before I comment, I'm going to have to check with someone who knows more about this thread than I do.
 
2013-01-18 10:07:06 AM
"That woman is just going to sit in my shop for months, the market for selling women is weak right now, and look, this particular woman is missing vital parts."
 
2013-01-18 10:10:41 AM

fmcgalaxie500: naughtyrev: I just hope the expert isn't Chumley.

It says that Chumlee is going to be the ring bearer, he will probably bring onion rings.


He'll get Bob Dylan to engrave the rings "to Chumlee"
 
2013-01-18 10:12:52 AM
He bought the wedding ring for 50 bucks.
 
2013-01-18 10:16:04 AM
"Forty-five minutes? Sorry, the best I can do is ten. Okay, twelve minutes. That's it, final offer, I can't do any more."
 
2013-01-18 10:16:41 AM
He really wanted that woman,  but he can't afford to pay too much.  That's why he called in an expert in pre-nups.
 
2013-01-18 10:23:05 AM

wxboy: this particular woman is missing vital parts.


she should see a doctor.
 
2013-01-18 10:28:58 AM
She looks like she might be worth $100.00

/I could give you 10 for her
 
2013-01-18 10:36:50 AM
Yeah, I know what the expert said you're worth, but there's this thing called overhead.  I'm trying to run a business.
 
2013-01-18 10:37:25 AM
And they need to put Olivia back on the show, damnit.
 
2013-01-18 11:10:55 AM

Ennuipoet: Will the nuptials also be crudely and blatantly sponsored by Subway?


Subway? I thought they were pimping 5-hour energy.
 
2013-01-18 11:11:34 AM
What a terrible, brain-dead show.

Yeah, I've seen it two times.

Once was enough.
 
2013-01-18 11:12:12 AM
Minister: "Exchange your rings as a symbol of your love for each other."
Rick (getting ring): "I'm not sure if this is really gold. It could be worth $20, I'll give you $5 for it."
 
2013-01-18 11:13:43 AM
If it doesn't work out, will she date that greaseball from Hardcore Pawn?
 
2013-01-18 11:13:52 AM
That woman looks like she might have been in diapers when he was a senior in high school....

Now I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger....
 
2013-01-18 11:15:36 AM

fozziewazzi: Subway? I thought they were pimping 5-hour energy.


Both

douchebag/hater: What a terrible, brain-dead show.


The 1st season was interesting mostly real, after that it became a caricature of a Pawn Shop
 
2013-01-18 11:17:58 AM
Hopefully, she won't mind if he calls a buddy that knows about used vaginas.
 
2013-01-18 11:19:52 AM

Bslim: Hopefully, she won't mind if he calls a buddy that knows about used vaginas.


On the plus side if he needs to get it restored, he probably knows who to call.
 
2013-01-18 11:20:17 AM
For his fiancée's sake lets hope he doesn't need to call in an expert for a little advice on his honeymoon night

Well, he already sired that fat slob "Big Hoss" so he does have some experience in the matter
 
2013-01-18 11:20:43 AM

douchebag/hater: What a terrible, brain-dead show.

Yeah, I've seen it two times.

Once was enough.


I hate to be the guy to have to tell you this. Well, who am I kidding I actually love telling people this. TV isn't real. It has never been real. The faces change, but it's ALL staged or repackaged or spun. Calling out Pawn Stars is pretty weak.
 
2013-01-18 11:22:16 AM
Sorry, honey. I don't know much about this missionary position. I'm gonna have to call in a buddy of mine who knows all about missionary positions. He'll take a look and tell me what he thinks.
 
2013-01-18 11:23:16 AM
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2013-01-18 11:25:12 AM
Good for Rick. He seems like a good guy, and after reading his book I have a whole new level of respect for him. And I farking love the show.
 
2013-01-18 11:25:37 AM

GoodyearPimp: douchebag/hater: What a terrible, brain-dead show.

Yeah, I've seen it two times.

Once was enough.

I hate to be the guy to have to tell you this. Well, who am I kidding I actually love telling people this. TV isn't real. It has never been real. The faces change, but it's ALL staged or repackaged or spun. Calling out Pawn Stars is pretty weak.


I'd like to think Cops is real.
 
2013-01-18 11:26:31 AM
Nobody on Fark remembers Insomniac.

I imagine Rick is a pretty personable guy. Yes, the "skits" are lame, and I'm sure they know it, so what? They are successful so why should they change the formula? It's clear he'd been working a long time to make his show a reality (pardon the pun), and it's spawned a ton of similar shows (some for his buddies) that are entertaining a lot of people.

For those lamenting the lack of "real pawn shop dealings"  - the show is just an excuse to throw out random historical facts, and it does that just fine.
 
2013-01-18 11:26:48 AM
"She's a pretty girl son. Now what do you want to do with her? Pawn 'er? Sell 'er? Donate her?"
 
2013-01-18 11:31:41 AM

fozziewazzi: GoodyearPimp: douchebag/hater: What a terrible, brain-dead show.

Yeah, I've seen it two times.

Once was enough.

I hate to be the guy to have to tell you this. Well, who am I kidding I actually love telling people this. TV isn't real. It has never been real. The faces change, but it's ALL staged or repackaged or spun. Calling out Pawn Stars is pretty weak.

I'd like to think Cops is real.


Cops is real, Police POV not so much. Cops has a lot of good editing done to make it more compelling but uses real footage and real situations.
If you want to see realistic, more loosely edited police beat work find some old episodes of To Serve and Protect. It can offer you a whole new level of respect for the crap cops deal with on a day-to-day basis. And yes, Canadians in the '90s do look a lot like Americans in the '80s.
 
2013-01-18 11:33:12 AM
Let's talk about condition issues. This thing is in terrible shape. You can see it's been used repeatedly and some idiot tried to fix it himself rather than take it to a specialist. That's really going to affect the value.
 
2013-01-18 11:36:02 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Good for Rick. He seems like a good guy, and after reading his book I have a whole new level of respect for him. And I farking love the show.


I totally agree. I like him a lot too; he seems like he'd be totally fun to hang out with.
 
2013-01-18 11:42:08 AM

Mentat: And they need to put Olivia back on the show, damnit.


nah, she can stay over at Suicide Girls
 
2013-01-18 11:57:30 AM
"Aside from the guest count close to being finalized, Harrison said Danny Koker of the History Channel's Counting Cars will become an ordained minister and marry the couple"

That's pretty cool right there.
 
2013-01-18 11:57:38 AM
http://www.lasvegassun.com/news/2012/jul/10/rick-harrison-pawn-stars-t alks-losing-weight-his-u/

"pawn store has more than 5,000 customers a day, we sell more than $3 million in T-shirts each year, and we have a staff of more than 50,"

sheesh
 
2013-01-18 12:02:06 PM
"Big Hoss" needs to be careful when he's in the wild. His eyes are on the side of his head. He's prey for sure.
 
2013-01-18 12:09:28 PM

fozziewazzi: I'd like to think Cops is real.


A group of teens were fighting in our neighborhood yesterday; at least seven police cars showed up. The officer who took charge had been featured in a Cops episode several years ago. I've known her since she was a teenager.
 
2013-01-18 12:14:58 PM

LesserEvil: Nobody on Fark remembers Insomniac.

I imagine Rick is a pretty personable guy. Yes, the "skits" are lame, and I'm sure they know it, so what? They are successful so why should they change the formula? It's clear he'd been working a long time to make his show a reality (pardon the pun), and it's spawned a ton of similar shows (some for his buddies) that are entertaining a lot of people.

For those lamenting the lack of "real pawn shop dealings"  - the show is just an excuse to throw out random historical facts, and it does that just fine.


A light hand on the editing, and it's amusing to watch, for the same reason 'antique roadshow' was. Old random cool things, some funny from the staff, and occasionally a really cool restoral.

The drama and other shiat they try to infuse is pathetic. Liked the show a lot in the past, haven't seen anything in the last few years.
 
2013-01-18 12:15:21 PM
Say what you want about Rick but he has done pretty well and his work has resulted in spin offs for Danny Koker - (Counting Cars) and Rick Dale (American Restoration).

I find his show interesting and like seeing the 'Old Man' work, I think he is a true Gentleman. I do appreciate how much Rick loves his dad and thought nothing of dropping 60+K on the restoration of that Chevy 210 for his birthday.

That said, I can't imagine the "Count" marrying them

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Danny Koker of the History Channel's Counting Cars will become an ordained minister and marry the couple,
>

Hey brother she looks NIIIICCCEEE, got a few miles and some work done here and there but overall she looks to be a pretty sweet ride!

Mind if I take her out for a spin?
 
2013-01-18 12:18:08 PM

lc6529: That said, I can't imagine the "Count" marrying them

>
Danny Koker of the History Channel's Counting Cars will become an ordained minister and marry the couple,
>

Hey brother she looks NIIIICCCEEE, got a few miles and some work done here and there but overall she looks to be a pretty sweet ride!

Mind if I take her out for a spin?


+1
 
2013-01-18 12:20:35 PM

LesserEvil: Nobody on Fark remembers Insomniac..


Dave Atell -- I loved Insomniac. I wish they would bring it back.
 
2013-01-18 12:22:49 PM

The Third Man: Minister: "Exchange your rings as a symbol of your love for each other."
Rick (getting ring): "I'm not sure if this is really gold. It could be worth $20, I'll give you $5 for it."


Winner!
 
2013-01-18 12:24:59 PM
I'm going to have to fondle those to make sure they're real. Those things are really easy to fake.
 
2013-01-18 12:25:33 PM
And....the wedding will feature all the other guys from the shop shaking their heads in utter disbelief, saying "He's crazy.....ain't gonna make a dime off this deal."
 
2013-01-18 12:29:53 PM

lc6529: Say what you want about Rick but he has done pretty well and his work has resulted in spin offs for Danny Koker - (Counting Cars) and Rick Dale (American Restoration).


I wonder if Rick gets any kind of a kickback or bonus, like some kind of from the fact that both of those shows were spin offs of his shows. I mean he is not listed as a producer or anyting on either show, but at the same time it seems that neither of those shows would exist if not for their connection to Harrison.
 
2013-01-18 12:31:52 PM
I see Rick all the time at the casino nearby. Don't want to say which one. He deserves his private life. I'll just say that it's on the West side of town.
 
2013-01-18 12:39:07 PM
mechgreg: I wonder if Rick gets any kind of a kickback or bonus, like some kind of from the fact that both of those shows were spin offs of his shows.

I doubt it, I imagine A&E just approached them. American Restoration has gone downhill from it's earlier seasons since Rick married 'Kelly', it seems now that every other show has Kelly prancing around in short shorts coming up with some idea that ticks 'the workers off'. I preferred the show without Kelly though she is gorgeous.
 
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