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2013-01-18 02:26:55 PM  

JesusJuice: Mugato: JesusJuice: Mugato: People being melodramatic with the "rape" talk. He's 16 for chrissakes. That's legal in most states.

...and yes it would be different if it were a girl. Double standard, I know. It's almost like males and females are different.

You can have gender equality or you can have gender equality. You can't have both.

There's really no use in trying to explain it to you.

Then don't. I'm really not interestes in reading your sexist diatribe.


Seriously. "It's almost like males and females are different." ...EVERYONE'S different, dumbass. Let's just make customized laws that apply to each individual differently. That'll fix things.
 
2013-01-18 02:30:28 PM  

Vodka Zombie: How is this not a naughty librarian thread?!?!

[laughingsquid.com image 400x300]


Is that from The Library near ASU? If so good lord they have some pretty impressive talent working there.
 
2013-01-18 02:30:29 PM  
Saving himself for a linebacker?
 
2013-01-18 02:34:35 PM  

Liese: btraz70: I was an ugly child
/didn't have sex till 21 :(

You are not alone. D:


Was this because you wanted to wait or just didn't have enough game to get a boyfriend?

/serious
 
2013-01-18 02:39:33 PM  

Cletus C.: Weeks later she sent him "two pictures of her breasts" after he sent her a photograph of a penis that he downloaded from the Internet, he said in the statement.

The kid thought he had two choices at this point, after getting her all worked up over his internet penis.

Admit to her he has a tiny penis.

Go to cops.

Bad choice, boy.


THIS ^ ^ ^

That, and he was probably just scared. Yeah 16 is average for I-will-fark-any-hole-put-in-front-of-me, but a later bloomer who is still more into video games than girls wouldn't really know what to do in that situation. And if he was a 'good' kid (which I'm guessing he is, if he was going to the library enough for the librarian to get into him), he's a rule follower. Which means his body was turned on, but his brain freaked, and he reverted to childhood programming: tell mom and dad, who then tell police.

And then he was made a part of a sting. Which he didn't really want to do. 

And now he feels bad. Someone he liked has had her life ruined, and his penis is feeling funny and telling him weird things, and somewhere inside he knows he could have hit that and A Great Life Opportunity Has Been Missed.

I feel a little sorry for him. He just found out for the first time that the Right Thing may not be the 'right' thing. And neither one of them got laid. Sad.
 
2013-01-18 02:43:13 PM  

DanZero: TheManofPA: This far in and I'm the first?

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Also missing

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The original YES man 25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-18 02:47:40 PM  
"Gay"
 
2013-01-18 02:50:42 PM  
1) The crazy is strong in this girl..
2) The kid got in too deep and got scared. Jury is out on orientation, not that it matters.

Of course, we can't complete dismiss a complete hoax, but this does rate a little higher on the plausibility scale than most.
 
2013-01-18 03:00:07 PM  
www.silverdisc.com
 
2013-01-18 03:32:56 PM  
Obvious answer: kid's mom found out. Made him go to the cops. Also made sure to tell him to say "he downloaded" the penis pic.

/yeah, I'm assuming it wasn't his dad.
 
2013-01-18 03:33:47 PM  
farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2013-01-18 03:36:38 PM  

mainstreet62: IRQ12: I vaguely remember what a 30+ woman looked like to me at 16. If I recall correctly it was about the same as what a 70 year old lady looks like to me now. Sure, hearing betty white making sexual innuendo on tv is funny but it's probably not so funny when she's pushing you onto the bed.

Sofia Vergara is 40.

Thanks for clarifying your homosexuality.


yes because the average American middle age women looks like Sofia Vergara.
 
2013-01-18 03:39:13 PM  

whistleridge: Cletus C.: Weeks later she sent him "two pictures of her breasts" after he sent her a photograph of a penis that he downloaded from the Internet, he said in the statement.

The kid thought he had two choices at this point, after getting her all worked up over his internet penis.

Admit to her he has a tiny penis.

Go to cops.

Bad choice, boy.

THIS ^ ^ ^

That, and he was probably just scared. Yeah 16 is average for I-will-fark-any-hole-put-in-front-of-me, but a later bloomer who is still more into video games than girls wouldn't really know what to do in that situation. And if he was a 'good' kid (which I'm guessing he is, if he was going to the library enough for the librarian to get into him), he's a rule follower. Which means his body was turned on, but his brain freaked, and he reverted to childhood programming: tell mom and dad, who then tell police.

And then he was made a part of a sting. Which he didn't really want to do.
And now he feels bad. Someone he liked has had her life ruined, and his penis is feeling funny and telling him weird things, and somewhere inside he knows he could have hit that and A Great Life Opportunity Has Been Missed.

I feel a little sorry for him. He just found out for the first time that the Right Thing may not be the 'right' thing. And neither one of them got laid. Sad.


Yep. Sounds like this kid underwent a fair bit of trauma as a result of his own immaturity and the inappropriate advances of a much older women. Kids get a pass for being immature; they're kids. Adults don't get a pass for trying to fark them, so she is solely responsible for his trauma. This woman is a lurid slut who richly deserves to have her life ruined for this.
 
2013-01-18 03:54:52 PM  
towleroad.typepad.com
Down with icky girl things!
 
2013-01-18 04:08:41 PM  
This never happens to people who would appreciate it. Like me.
 
2013-01-18 04:22:46 PM  
On the corner of Government and Bay Avenue
The old doomsday fanatic wore a crown of kudzu
Sirens where wailing in the gulf coastal heat
And it seemed like the whole world was in forced retreat

I paid no attention, revolved through the door
Passed the newspaper rack on the worn marble floor
Near civil war history my heart skipped a beat
She was standing in fiction stretched high on bare feet

Love in the library, quiet and cool
Love in the library, there are no rules
Surrounded by stories surreal and sublime
I fell in love in the library once upon a time

I was the pirate and she was the queen
Sir Francis and Elizabeth the best there's ever been
Then she strolled past my table and stopped at the stairs
Then sent me a smile as she reached for Flaubert

Love in the library, quiet and cool
Love in the library, there are no rules
Surrounded by stories surreal and sublime
I fell in love in the library once upon a time

She gathered her books, walked while she read
Words never spoken but so much was said
You can read all you want into this rendezvous
But it's safer than most things that lovers can do

Well stories have endings and fantasies fade
And the guard by the door starts drawing the shade
So write your own ending and hope it come true
For the lovers and strangers on Bay Avenue

Love in the library, quiet and cool
Love in the library, there are no rules
Surrounded by stories surreal and sublime
I fell in love in the library once upon a time
Surrounded by stories surreal and sublime
I fell in love in the library once upon a time
 
2013-01-18 04:31:39 PM  
OK, seriously, there is nothing wrong with a 16 year old not wanting to have sex, especially with someone who should know better. I'm guessing the kid hasn't had a vasectomy so there is always the chance of pregnancy. And of course STDs. But maybe he just didn't feel like he was ready. For whatever reason, good for him for not allowing himself to be pressured into something he didn't want to do.
 
2013-01-18 04:44:07 PM  
Someone studying James Joyce?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HviIFg9ePuY
 
2013-01-18 04:58:13 PM  

a61sun: [www.bbc.co.uk image 340x255]

Was it her? Cuz if SHE wanted to "slaughter" me, I think I'd run too....


Have at me. There are worse ways to go.

/I've always liked her.
 
2013-01-18 05:31:24 PM  
I would initiate an automated search of her institution's catalog database using both keyword search and my ISBN as a unique identifier. Ifyouknowwhatimean.
 
2013-01-18 05:31:29 PM  
Wow, a teenaged boy turning down that? That's gayer than Elton John blowing Liberace while taking it in the can from Ian McKellen, and jerking off both Neil Patrick Harris and John Barrowman with Adam Lambert waiting in the wings.
 
2013-01-18 05:40:28 PM  
Something's wrong with the little boy. He flirted with the lady and when she's about to give him what he wanted, he goes to the police. What the fuuhck?!

Guys, if we're gonna use women for our sexual needs, at least make sure nobody gets in trouble and we actually want it.

Maybe the kid's really gay and he was just trying to make sure that he really is. After not being turned on by the sexual advances of the woman, he figures out that he probably wants the handsome and lean 40 year old school janitor instead.

You know what else makes me think he's gay? Remember what he did when he received pictures of the woman's boobs? He went on the internet and quickly downloaded a picture of another man's dick. What kind of straight kid does that? If a decent looking woman sends you pictures of her boobs, you immediately jack off or you contact her to have sex ASAP! You don't go online to find pictures of other men's dicks! It's like how straight men, upon seeing an ugly naked picture of a woman, would search for "eye bleach" in the form of busty young females! This kid instead searched for dicks!

The kid should just admit that he's gay, there's nothing wrong with that. What's wrong is if he's really just scared of being found out as being gay and that's why he chose to put on a "macho victim" persona who was about to be abused by a decent woman. Now that's evil.
 
2013-01-18 05:49:25 PM  
Hmm... Does the fact that he supposedly downloaded the picture of a dick, instead of sending his own, make a difference as far as child pornography charges go? For either one.
 
2013-01-18 06:15:10 PM  

finnished: Hmm... Does the fact that he supposedly downloaded the picture of a dick, instead of sending his own, make a difference as far as child pornography charges go? For either one.


QFA: Weeks later she sent him "two pictures of her breasts" after he sent her a photograph of a penis that he downloaded from the Internet, he said in the statement.

when I read it I thought he downloaded a penis from the internet and sent her a picture of it.
 
2013-01-18 06:46:20 PM  
FARK, I'm glad you finally decided to come out of the closet. Back in the day you were trying a little too hard by posting many more pictures like this in a thread about librarians:

imgix.8tracks.com
 
2013-01-18 06:53:30 PM  

GreenSun: Something's wrong with the little boy. He flirted with the lady and when she's about to give him what he wanted, he goes to the police. What the fuuhck?!

Guys, if we're gonna use women for our sexual needs, at least make sure nobody gets in trouble and we actually want it.

Maybe the kid's really gay and he was just trying to make sure that he really is. After not being turned on by the sexual advances of the woman, he figures out that he probably wants the handsome and lean 40 year old school janitor instead.

You know what else makes me think he's gay? Remember what he did when he received pictures of the woman's boobs? He went on the internet and quickly downloaded a picture of another man's dick. What kind of straight kid does that? If a decent looking woman sends you pictures of her boobs, you immediately jack off or you contact her to have sex ASAP! You don't go online to find pictures of other men's dicks! It's like how straight men, upon seeing an ugly naked picture of a woman, would search for "eye bleach" in the form of busty young females! This kid instead searched for dicks!

The kid should just admit that he's gay, there's nothing wrong with that. What's wrong is if he's really just scared of being found out as being gay and that's why he chose to put on a "macho victim" persona who was about to be abused by a decent woman. Now that's evil.


Just because he didn't want to have sex with her doesn't mean he is gay. He's 16 years old. I'm sure you had your shiat completely together at that age.
 
2013-01-18 07:50:56 PM  
Not that sticking it in every desperate psycho that pulls at your pants is a good measure of "having your shiat completely together," either.
 
2013-01-18 09:03:29 PM  

AbbeySomeone: Somethin's weird about his story. It seems that he lead her on and called the police just because he could.


That was my impression.

He's going to make some nice girl very bored some day.
 
2013-01-18 10:22:21 PM  
I would do her, but she needs to put on her sexy librarian glasses first.
 
2013-01-18 10:42:27 PM  

KrispyKritter: at age 16 i was blessed with a fair skinned lass who rode me like a pony on a regular basis. and she was happy to share me with her huge breasted divorcee mother. somehow i saw how the pleasure i treasured would disappear in a poof were i to speak a word so i kept my big mouth shut and gave thanks and praise to God Almighty for the bounty he had bestowed upon me.

-=-
You have my sincere respect.
(I can totally relate.)
 
2013-01-18 11:13:46 PM  
This sounds like it would have made a great episode on the old Dobie Gillis show.
 
2013-01-18 11:36:22 PM  
Hot librarian thread?

lh4.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-01-18 11:55:09 PM  
FTFA: "She was concerned that she would get in trouble if anyone ever found out what was going on,"

And yet she went ahead and did it anyway...
 
2013-01-18 11:59:34 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: jehovahs witness protection: It's a trap.

Useless without pic.

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a Persian (Mughal?) prince is a trap?
 
2013-01-19 12:06:41 AM  

Bucky Katt: Benevolent Misanthrope: jehovahs witness protection: It's a trap.

Useless without pic.

[i1214.photobucket.com image 217x298]

a Persian (Mughal?) prince is a trap?


Sighhhhhh.

Can you guess his name?  Go on.  Guess.
 
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