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2013-01-18 11:39:22 AM  

AngryJailhouseFistfark: This part is telling: " I got nervous because she was talking about 'slaughtering' me."

My guess is he was Hot For Teacher (librarian) but as things unfolded, unfolded like the supple petals of a young woman's secret tulip, flush with passion, swelling and opening to feel the heat of the sun...

...uhh, as she grew more aroused and excited by the prospect of this young stud mounting her like a fine chestnut stallion, his smooth young face not yet bristling with the beard of a man, yet nothing missing from his manhood, no. His youthful, athletic body flooded with hormones, prime and lush, untainted by the stress and fatigue of maturity and responsibility, knowing nothing but unrefined lust and newfound desire as his burgeoning sexuality, raging and potent, yet still mysterious and filled with surprise....


...that is, she found the prospect of a youthful lover invigorating and thrilling. Faced with her own maturity and transition from fresh-faced young co-ed to professional woman, the duties, expectations, and obligations increasing with the years, now to fell again like a debutante, virginal and chaste to be taken for the first time by her handsome young lover, the secrets and wonders of her body to be discovered and explored by them both for the first time...


...I mean, really, in the face of that, you can see how she might be driven mad with passion and excitement. A fragile woman might find herself overcome with this newfound power and the thought of rejection fills her with rage and confusion, prompting her to use severe language like destroy, slaughter, castrate, poisoning your family, hiring some thugs to break your legs and mutilate your hands so that any woman you may court will be filled with revulsion at the thought of your hideous claws on her body, you'll live, but you'll never know the pleasures you could have had with her, not with another. Only loneliness and misery as your crushed and broken fingers can't even pleasure your own flesh. Cursed fore ...


....oh my!
 
2013-01-18 11:39:30 AM  

NephilimNexus: [images3.cinema.de image 800x517]


Huh. I didn't know Denny from The Room was in other productions.
 
2013-01-18 11:39:50 AM  

busy chillin': Carn: busy chillin': I see this is the thread where we make fun a boy that wasn't ready to have sex with an older lady and call him gay.

Yeah, he might regret it later, but damn.

welcome to fark?

Been here for years...I guess I just feel bad for the kid.


I was writing out a lengthier reply explaining how we older males were fantasizing about the situation but I went with the old stand by. Maybe she cray cray and we're being too hard on him.
 
2013-01-18 11:42:14 AM  
Here are some friendly tips for you youngsters out there:

A. If you are nervous, just take a few deep breaths.
B. If that shiat is worth tapping, then tap it.
C. Keep your FARKing giant pie-hole shut about it.
D. Never, ever let on to anyone.
 
2013-01-18 11:43:17 AM  
Maybe he didn't want to end up married to her, w/2 kids by age 22

/-after- she got out of jail. Vili & MaryKay for the win?....
http://marriage.about.com/od/celebrit ymarriages/a/letourneau_2.htm
 
2013-01-18 11:43:38 AM  

AngryJailhouseFistfark: This part is telling: " I got nervous because she was talking about 'slaughtering' me."

My guess is he was Hot For Teacher (librarian) but as things unfolded, unfolded like the supple petals of a young woman's secret tulip, flush with passion, swelling and opening to feel the heat of the sun...

...uhh, as she grew more aroused and excited by the prospect of this young stud mounting her like a fine chestnut stallion, his smooth young face not yet bristling with the beard of a man, yet nothing missing from his manhood, no. His youthful, athletic body flooded with hormones, prime and lush, untainted by the stress and fatigue of maturity and responsibility, knowing nothing but unrefined lust and newfound desire as his burgeoning sexuality, raging and potent, yet still mysterious and filled with surprise....


...that is, she found the prospect of a youthful lover invigorating and thrilling. Faced with her own maturity and transition from fresh-faced young co-ed to professional woman, the duties, expectations, and obligations increasing with the years, now to fell again like a debutante, virginal and chaste to be taken for the first time by her handsome young lover, the secrets and wonders of her body to be discovered and explored by them both for the first time...


...I mean, really, in the face of that, you can see how she might be driven mad with passion and excitement. A fragile woman might find herself overcome with this newfound power and the thought of rejection fills her with rage and confusion, prompting her to use severe language like destroy, slaughter, castrate, poisoning your family, hiring some thugs to break your legs and mutilate your hands so that any woman you may court will be filled with revulsion at the thought of your hideous claws on her body, you'll live, but you'll never know the pleasures you could have had with her, not with another. Only loneliness and misery as your crushed and broken fingers can't even pleasure your own flesh. Cursed fore ...


Pocket Ninja would be proud! +1
 
2013-01-18 11:43:40 AM  
I think I understand why he had to download a penis from the internet to send her a picture of...
 
2013-01-18 11:44:21 AM  
Marisa Anton, 33, of Yonkers, later texted him two pictures of her breasts, before begging him to come all over them again.

t1.gstatic.com
"again? but i never did!"
 
2013-01-18 11:45:57 AM  

Carn: busy chillin': Carn: busy chillin': I see this is the thread where we make fun a boy that wasn't ready to have sex with an older lady and call him gay.

Yeah, he might regret it later, but damn.

welcome to fark?

Been here for years...I guess I just feel bad for the kid.

I was writing out a lengthier reply explaining how we older males were fantasizing about the situation but I went with the old stand by. Maybe she cray cray and we're being too hard on him.


Not sure why I care...but maybe he was intimidated. Maybe he likes a girl his own age and doesn't want to ruin that. Maybe he is gay. Maybe he is just not ready to f*ck old (to him) chicks.

Whatever...I guess this f*ck every chick that wants to just because you have penis doesn't make sense to me. But I am pretty prude so take my sh*t to serious.
 
2013-01-18 11:49:06 AM  

Sofa King Smart: I think I understand why he had to download a penis from the internet to send her a picture of...


and that too...self conscience little guy.
 
2013-01-18 11:49:19 AM  

xiola: I blame all the hormones they put in milk these days.

/my lawn, off it


Yep. They both had far too much estrogen.
 
2013-01-18 11:50:55 AM  
Are the people who are calling the kid gay, also the same ones who complainabout women getting lighter sentences than men who do the same thing? Because that would be, you know, hypocritical.

/Either its wrong to sex a kid or its not.
 
2013-01-18 11:54:36 AM  
www.bbc.co.uk

Was it her? Cuz if SHE wanted to "slaughter" me, I think I'd run too....
 
2013-01-18 11:57:03 AM  

btraz70: I was an ugly child
/didn't have sex till 21 :(


You are not alone. D:
 
2013-01-18 11:58:29 AM  

ThrobblefootSpectre: Wangiss: ThrobblefootSpectre: Oh, and of course when this stuff happens to a teen girl (or adult woman), it's perfectly acceptable for the fark thread to be full of mocking comments about how the girl is obviously a lesbian or a frigid biatch because she didn't "want it".

I know you were being facetious, but stick around and you'll see that, too.

Yeah, and when that happens, the "enlightened" people on fark come in and get white hot outraged. We have one comment about how the victim deserved it, and 500 posts about how horrible and "republican" that person is for saying that. You know this is true,. The double standard is - where are all those people now? Yes, I'm calling out the people who are not posting in this thread as much as the people who are.


It was all explained in Spinal Tap. It's not sexist if she's wearing the glove and he's on all fours.
 
2013-01-18 12:01:34 PM  

blatz514: drongozone: Came in for sexy librarian pics (spex, hair in a bun, long legs encased in silk stockings atop heels of highness)--and there are none.

Here ya go

[cdn.cnwimg.com image 850x1133]


FAP
 
2013-01-18 12:06:11 PM  
Something, something, dewey decimal system, something...

got nutin except
 
2013-01-18 12:08:01 PM  

Brick-House: Something, something, dewey decimal system, something...

got nutin except


encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2013-01-18 12:09:48 PM  
"I thought she wanted to give me oral sex and maybe have intercourse," he told police in a sworn statement. "I didn't want to so I pushed her off me."

So I'm thinking the poor guy has mild mental retardation or a domineering mom that means his emotional maturity level is right around the age that he would be afraid she'd give him cooties...

...oh who am I kidding, he nearly broke my gaydar.
 
2013-01-18 12:14:14 PM  
Child endangerment? Honestly? It's not like she was giving him road head.

/While she was driving
 
2013-01-18 12:22:02 PM  

kronicfeld: I remember when the librarian was a much older woman: Kindly, discreet, unattractive. We didn't know anything about her private life. We didn't want to know anything about her private life. She didn't have a private life.


So, is this how you're getting your sick kicks these days, kronicfeld? Dropping "Seinfeld" references all over the internet like some kind pop culture litterbug? Well, I've got a newsflash for ya, Joy Boy...
 
2013-01-18 12:27:14 PM  

a61sun: [www.bbc.co.uk image 340x255]

Was it her? Cuz if SHE wanted to "slaughter" me, I think I'd run too....


What if she wanted to 'Slaughterhouse Five" you?
 
2013-01-18 12:29:11 PM  

thefonz37: Hot
[www.newrochelletalk.com image 455x455]


Of course, you didn't see "smoking hot" anywhere in that headline, did you? That means it really is a hot chick and it's ok to click the link

/like the fist of angry god
 
2013-01-18 12:30:54 PM  

ThrobblefootSpectre: Wangiss: ThrobblefootSpectre: Oh, and of course when this stuff happens to a teen girl (or adult woman), it's perfectly acceptable for the fark thread to be full of mocking comments about how the girl is obviously a lesbian or a frigid biatch because she didn't "want it".

I know you were being facetious, but stick around and you'll see that, too.

Yeah, and when that happens, the "enlightened" people on fark come in and get white hot outraged. We have one comment about how the victim deserved it, and 500 posts about how horrible and "republican" that person is for saying that. You know this is true,. The double standard is - where are all those people now? Yes, I'm calling out the people who are not posting in this thread as much as the people who are.


WTF? I'm not even sure what the complaint is here or who is being called out. Just some generic outrage mumblings.
 
2013-01-18 12:31:20 PM  

TheManofPA: This far in and I'm the first?

[twimg0-a.akamaihd.net image 320x337]


Also missing

t0.gstatic.com
 
2013-01-18 12:34:22 PM  

trappedspirit: ThrobblefootSpectre: Wangiss: ThrobblefootSpectre: Oh, and of course when this stuff happens to a teen girl (or adult woman), it's perfectly acceptable for the fark thread to be full of mocking comments about how the girl is obviously a lesbian or a frigid biatch because she didn't "want it".

I know you were being facetious, but stick around and you'll see that, too.

Yeah, and when that happens, the "enlightened" people on fark come in and get white hot outraged. We have one comment about how the victim deserved it, and 500 posts about how horrible and "republican" that person is for saying that. You know this is true,. The double standard is - where are all those people now? Yes, I'm calling out the people who are not posting in this thread as much as the people who are.

WTF? I'm not even sure what the complaint is here or who is being called out. Just some generic outrage mumblings.


Guess you had to be there.
 
2013-01-18 12:36:32 PM  

Liese: btraz70: I was an ugly child
/didn't have sex till 21 :(

You are not alone. D:


What is wrong with you people? I was having sex multiple times a day from the age of 12. Heck, sometimes I'd even have threesomes with sisters. Some days I would just roll over when one was sleeping and just do it with the other one.

It's not like the right hand is ever going to get jealous or nothing.
 
2013-01-18 12:37:37 PM  
So it was the "Do Me Decimal System"?
 
2013-01-18 12:38:24 PM  

finnished: Yeah, I can totally see why he'd call the cops when she's sending him pictures of her breasts. Totally.

/Not really


Well, an important thing to remember is that teenagers hate authority figures almost as much as they like sex, the uncontrolled emotions work both ways. I remember being pretty suspicious and potentially offended by my high school teachers just wanting to be basically friendly with me when I was a teenager, I'd have to have been pretty hard-up with the girls in my own age group to have even considered sex with them.

//Nowadays, obviously, I would probably feel obligated to check myself into a psych hospital if I turned that down.
 
2013-01-18 12:40:50 PM  

kronicfeld: AbbeySomeone: Somethin's weird about his story. It seems that he lead her on and called the police just because he could.

Right. He's a Machiavellian puppetmaster. Or maybe he's just an average 16 year old kid who got over his head in a situation and didn't know how to get out without embarrassing himself or getting in trouble.


He could have...you know...just farked her.

Problem solved.  That woman is pretty farking hot.  Why he had to be such a dingleberry about it is BEYOND me.
 
2013-01-18 12:40:57 PM  
Why do all these pervy women have husbands and boyfriends? Nasty.
 
2013-01-18 12:42:20 PM  
I vaguely remember what a 30+ woman looked like to me at 16. If I recall correctly it was about the same as what a 70 year old lady looks like to me now. Sure, hearing betty white making sexual innuendo on tv is funny but it's probably not so funny when she's pushing you onto the bed.
 
2013-01-18 12:43:46 PM  

trappedspirit: WTF? I'm not even sure what the complaint is here or who is being called out.


Pretty much any one of several hundred fark posters who pretend there's some outrage when a man comments on a rape case where a woman is the victim, questioning her role leading up to the rape, or asking why she didn't enjoy it. I could link many threads exactly like that, but you still would either not, or claim to not, get it.
 
2013-01-18 12:44:32 PM  

internut scholar: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: I'd Dewey decimal her system, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.

Please be more specific. I not sure I follow.


Look around 649.65. Then, move on to 305.3.
 
2013-01-18 12:48:12 PM  

IRQ12: I vaguely remember what a 30+ woman looked like to me at 16. If I recall correctly it was about the same as what a 70 year old lady looks like to me now. Sure, hearing betty white making sexual innuendo on tv is funny but it's probably not so funny when she's pushing you onto the bed.


Sofia Vergara is 40.

Thanks for clarifying your homosexuality.
 
2013-01-18 12:52:48 PM  

cryinoutloud: Why do all these pervy women have husbands and boyfriends? Nasty.


Because many men are superficial morons who value appearence over substance. She could be stupid, have no conversation, practice annoying habits, be immoral, a slut...and we'll still try to turn her into a housewife if she is attractive***. The reason is that most men are searching for a farking partner who happens to be cool, instead of searching for a good woman who they'd like to fark. People act amazed when a "cute" woman does these kids of things. As if morality and decency can be detected in a person's appearence.
 
2013-01-18 01:03:45 PM  

Smoky Dragon Dish: internut scholar: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: I'd Dewey decimal her system, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.

Please be more specific. I not sure I follow.

Look around 649.65. Then, move on to 305.3.


Nice! (I googled.)
 
2013-01-18 01:11:39 PM  
"I didn't want to so I pushed her off me... after I came."

FTFReality
 
2013-01-18 01:22:26 PM  

kronicfeld: He got into her car for almost a half-hour

Was the door hinge too tight or something?


Should've used lube instead of tears.
 
2013-01-18 01:24:27 PM  
Both my parents were librarians, so I....uhhhh... er.
 
2013-01-18 01:28:52 PM  

Vodka Zombie: How is this not a naughty librarian thread?!?!

[laughingsquid.com image 400x300]


I have had many drinks in that bar, and the bartendresses really dress like that. If you are nice, you can get them to take off their glasses slowly........undo their hair.....shake it free....playfully unbutton the top of their blouse...i'll be in my bunk.
 
2013-01-18 01:33:18 PM  
WTH is wrong with kids today?

When I was 16, if any inanimate object looked like I could stick my ****** in it, I'd try and find out.
 
2013-01-18 01:38:34 PM  

WhyKnot: Seriously wonder why these stories are so common in this day and age...

sexual liberation of women, yet scared of a real relationship?

Kawk whores?

Power and control?

Terrible in bed so they want someone that doesn't know any better?

Want a workplace relationship?

horny and surrounded by young males full of stamina and testosterone?

It just seems that we see a story like this weekly if not daily.


Better reporting. It is like crime in news, crime is actually down significantly over the last 40 years, but you would never know it from the headlines. There is just better coverage of incidents, before it might have made the local paper but nobody cared if some teacher boinked a student in Podunk AK or whatever. Fark, for 1, trolls news across the globe for such cases so we can revel in them. That is why they seem so prevalent - global access to local news, and we are looking for them.
 
2013-01-18 01:41:31 PM  

you_idiot: WTH is wrong with kids today?

When I was 16, if any inanimate object looked like I could stick my ****** in it, I'd try and find out.


1 kid = all


good stuff
 
2013-01-18 01:44:26 PM  
you_idiot: "WTH is wrong with kids today?"

If you believe this kid declined sex from a decent looking and willing woman, I've got a bridge to sell ya.

This sounds like he wanted it, got off, felt guilty, kept her on the hook, hit a dry spell and either 'went back to the well' as it were, or had every intention of doing so.

Taking a guess, based on the inclusion of the part where they were both well-versed in criminal definitions and penalties, they're lying about never having had actual sex so that her sentence is lighter. They may be doing "The Full LeTourneau" in secret. Or he may just be going along with it out of guilt or appreciation for all the sex.
 
2013-01-18 01:53:24 PM  
Kid learns early not to put it in crazy
 
2013-01-18 02:00:26 PM  

boyvoyeur: Truther: TwistedFark: JackieRabbit: You know society has gone round the bend when it is a crime just to want to have sex with someone.

Yeah I was thinking that too... they didn't actually have sex. Surely it's not kosher for her to send pictures of her sweater puppies to a minor and she can be busted on that, but... statuatory rape? Don't think so.

In any case, her career is pretty much over. Also, her fiancee if he has half a brain will dump her. The whole thing seems pretty sad and desperate to me, but whatevs.

Meh - I'd still marry her...

She's plenty good looking. Maybe just needs counseling, maybe fiance wasn't interested in sex.

Who knows?

Marry her? No. "Date" her? Sure.


I'm old fashioned. No sex before marriage.

Just keeding.
 
2013-01-18 02:08:12 PM  

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: He's either gay or extremely stupid.


You can't be both?
 
2013-01-18 02:14:01 PM  
I can't believe people are saying the kid "led her on" and "ruined her life." fark that. She should have known better than to consider getting involved with a student. As the adult, she's supposed to be the more responsible person--don't go blaming the kid for her lack of judgement.

His conduct was not appropriate, but whatever he's guilty of, is she not twice as guilty for reciprocating?

Am I living in a society where people are putting the actions of a horny teenaged prankster on par with that of a full grown professional adult? Really?
 
2013-01-18 02:21:36 PM  

Mugato: JesusJuice: Mugato: People being melodramatic with the "rape" talk. He's 16 for chrissakes. That's legal in most states.

...and yes it would be different if it were a girl. Double standard, I know. It's almost like males and females are different.

You can have gender equality or you can have gender equality. You can't have both.

There's really no use in trying to explain it to you.


Then don't. I'm really not interestes in reading your sexist diatribe.
 
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